301. A Trip to the School in the Forest and the Western-style Pavilion

Ryuzaki, Arima, and Yanagiba wore ghost costumes and carried a boxed lunch, resting in a corner of the site of the test of courage.

There is still one hour before the start of the conference, and the preparations have been completed.

"You can't do this to save money, so many things, all let volunteers come? What's going on with your student council lately? ”

Liu Ye took a bite of rice into his mouth, and continued to complain,

"Isn't the sports festival doing a good job? Students only need to experience the activities, and find a professional company to carry out all aspects. ”

Ryuzaki glanced at the willow leaves,

"You don't know, someone embezzled a lot of money through the sports festival bidding before."

Liu Ye shrugged and said,

"But in this forest school activity, I don't know if there is corruption, but the exploitation is real."

"Aren't you a volunteer? Exploitation is based on the fact that the fruits of the labor of the majority are stolen and appropriated by the few. ”

Liu Ye laughed,

"For the majority? No, it's just for the few who think of the test of courage as a flirtatious scene. I remember that in the student council voting announcement, the number of votes for the courage test meeting was about the same as the noon hike, right? You see how many of them are serious hikers. Moreover, volunteers sacrificed their personal time to increase the chance of being single, but they were forced to watch other people's dog food dramas for 2 hours. ”

Ryuzaki scoffed,

"You are indeed a qualified volunteer, and you have even accumulated the motivation to scare them later."

"I also don't approve of a system of punishments designed to expand the workforce."

Liu Ye is happy to see this.

"Arima, I advise you to leave the student union early, you've been a ghost for a long time, and you're careful that you can't be an adult."

"Increasing services will inevitably bring cost pressure, and if the student union is not expanded, then there will be a shortage of volunteers in the future activities, just like this time."

"There are indeed medals."

Because of this event, we prepared an activity plan that was twice the expected number of participants, so the workload was a lot larger. At the end of the event, each volunteer will receive a gift box. ”

"I think Yinghe's benevolence comes from kindness and encouragement, excellence comes from justice and freedom, and a world of rewards and punishments is more to guide people rather than force them to choose their path."

"But today's amount of labor and the boxed lunch just now hurt my dignity very much."

Liu Ye stretched his waist and said with a smile,

In fact, the student council did a survey and voting in advance, and the theme of the forest school is diversified, and the experience is decentralized, so that more students can create different good memories in the same place according to their preferences.

"That's pretty much it."

Ryuzaki frowned,

The hot spring festival in the Oirase Stream and the fireworks festival by Lake Towada are for those who are not interested in the test of courage.

"In other words, in the future, there will be more and more people in future activities, like Brother Pocky of the Cultural Festival, and Brother Scallop this time?"

"It's not going to be another medal or something, is it?"

Liu Ye plucked his ears, and said indifferently,

Take the words of Gui's predecessors, [to do operation services, you can't open a store, but you must open Don Quixote, you can't open a milk tea shop, you must open a food city, what needs to be streamlined is never the service item, but the service process that delivers the service to the students. ]

In an event, offer as many engagement options as possible to get as many people as possible to enjoy the event. ”

Ryuzaki took out his mobile phone, opened the parameter information, and said,

Arima nodded, but many problems can be broken down, big problems can be disassembled into small problems, and the path to solve them will slowly emerge.

Ryuzaki was silent for a moment, and said unhappily,

"Spoiling will only ruin them."

"What Mr. Gui means is that the school's activities do not invite third parties as much as possible, so that students can experience every organizational activity more fully. In addition, the financial transparency system has been approved and will be officially implemented next semester, and in terms of advertising channels, it will be more for students than social investors. ”

"Yes, I've only heard that there is money for having more children in Russia, but I haven't heard that if you don't have children, you will go to jail or force other criminals to be stallions. With the resentment of being punished, these little kids who can't even control their emotions can't do a good job of serving. ”

"Liu Ye, if you arrange it, how can you ensure that under the premise of freedom and democracy, a summer night festival where everyone is happy?"

Ryuzaki looked at Arima seriously,

"If it's so complicated, won't there be 97 genders in our admission materials in the future?"

Arima finished eating the boxed lunch, turned his head and asked Yanagiba,

"What if a punishment system is introduced? Monthly tests, physical education classes, discipline and moral conduct scores and other dimensions of evaluation, the bottom of the voluntary labor. ”

Ryuzaki said, finished eating the boxed lunch, and put the garbage of the three people into the garbage bag.

"Your student union is a brain like a CPU, and the volunteer team is a cell like a GPU, but now you need a lot of parallel computing work units, right?"

"Well, this is also the idea of Gui's predecessors, he thinks that Yinghe's small social ecology needs a more open system to encourage multi-party running-in."

"There is no shortage of money, and most people's future paths have already been decided, and rewards have no incentive effect. Alas, as long as it doesn't treat volunteers like the Tokyo Olympic Committee. ”

"I can't do it, [happy] is such a thing, I can't find a general equivalent, I can't unify it."

"For this four-day, three-night event, the student council will spend at least 600 million yuan, and before that, we have donated 10 million yuan to the Aomori Nature Conservation Fund. After the event, you can check these details on the student union homepage. In addition, I believe that consumption protects the dignity of the recipient more than donation. ”

"Hmph, is this the reason why this forest school has no public welfare content? A philistine who adapts to society in advance? ”

Liu Ye shook his head and smiled,

"What do you think? The student union has now become Gui Gongping's Yiyantang again? ”

"Senior Gui has never been arbitrary, and he respects everyone's opinions very much. I am also in favor of the reform of service diversification, but the student union is only 20 people, so this work, in addition to the support of committees at all levels and class members, is also inseparable from the volunteer system, we will do a good job in training management, reward system, rights and interests protection, etc., to build a strong volunteer service team. ”

Willow Leaf laughed.

Arima, Yanagiba, and Ryuzaki, two enthusiastic volunteers, introduced the wonderful content of the gift box, and the six people who helped the student council to help prepare for the courage test event will also receive a gift box.

Arima waited for Ryuzaki to come back before continuing to answer,

"Hmm~~~ Sounds like Yinghe Prison ~~~"

Hearing Arima's answer, Ryuzaki shook his head in disappointment,

"So under the leadership of Gui Gongping, Yinghe's cowards, lazy, and irresponsible people will only increase."

The topic stopped for a few minutes, and Yanagiba asked Arima,

"By the way, Arima, you seem to have rejected the invitation of Wisteria seniors just now. Don't you like such a cute senior sister? ”

"I'm going to be a ghost."

"Then let's have a big fight~"

From 8 to 10 p.m. is the test of courage.

The venue is a Western-style house on the hill of the second-grade senior's family, which is said to have been converted into a horror house by his father very early.

From the lake to the mountain, there is a quaint path with no lights, and the bluestone slabs under your feet are very old.

Before they reached the foreign pavilion, the four members of the love counseling department had already felt the sincerity of the student union.

There are some weird props along the way.

Tombstones covered with tooth marks, dissected cat corpses, palm candles without little thumbs, broken spirit flags, one-eyed masks tangled in hair, dolls with their brains exposed, runic paper and purifying rods scattered all over the floor.

With the sound of insects in the forest, the temperature of the girls dropped by 5 degrees.

Asama thinks that the smell of wood in the deep forest at night is refreshing.

He picked up the cat's corpse and looked at it, it was fake, but it was sprayed with water, and the sticky touch was still very realistic.

If there is no tape on the back of the cat corpse that is "Props for the Courage Test, Please Do Not Take It Away", it is indeed a bit infiltrating.

Suddenly there was a ringtone of a mobile phone in my ears, and older people are familiar with this strange ringtone from the movie "Ghost Call".

The grass in front of me lit up, and the call was received by an old flip phone.

Under the pull of Majima and Futami, Asama dragged the two of them over, picked up the phone, and found that there was no sticker on the back.

Asama thought about it and clicked on the hands-free connection.

There was a murmur in the phone, and then there was an intermittent, enchanted chatterβ€”

"You're all going to die. You're all going to die. You're all going to die. You're all going to die!!

Hehe~ You won't be scared just now, right? This is Yumi Nakamura of the second class of the third year, this mobile phone is a prop for the courage test, if the mobile phone is in your hand, please put it back in its original place, you can't break it, step on it, throw it away! ”

The terrifying voice switched to a sweet and innocent exhortation, and Futami and Majima, who hugged Asama tightly, breathed a sigh of relief, but did not let go.

Asama, who was held hostage, bent down with difficulty and put the phone back in its place.

2nd class in 3 years? Yinghe doesn't exist. Want to break down the barriers between reality and fiction?

From stickers to no stickers, from reminders to no reminders, this setting can allow the guts tester to let down their guard in the early stage and be reorganized in the back.

Feeling the softness and elasticity of his arms, Asama's mind instantly confirmed that all the contestants such as feathers, clouds, marshmallows, foam, latex, and jelly had been eliminated in the [Softness Value Contest]!

Hearing from experts that the softness of phospholipid cell membranes is between liquid and air, Asama felt that this time the expert was right.

"Take it easy, everything is fake. The whole event will probably be videotaped, and I suggest you don't get so nervous. ”

Hearing Asama say that it would be videotaped, the two girls glanced at each other, but hugged each other tighter.

"Sorry, still water, it's a little cold on the mountain."

"I didn't. I'm not afraid~ The next time I encounter demons and monsters, let me drive them away. ”

"Hey, where's F-san?"

Asama turned around, and when Futami and Majima followed suit, a front flip broke out of the soft cage.

The aroma of the two of them after bathing had not yet dissipated, and his sensibility had risen too quickly.

If he was really caught on camera, maybe he would be able to reap the rumors of being possessed by the evil spirit of monkeys.

"That. Still water-kun? ”

"Still water. It seems that Rishi is really gone."

Asama was stunned for a moment, and the portable lamp of the immortal river leaned crookedly in front of the tombstone on the side of the road, but the person was nowhere to be seen.

"I'm probably going to pick flowers (to go to the bathroom), let's wait."

Hearing Asama's calm answer, both Futami and Majima blushed.

Futami put himself in his shoes and thought about it, and for a while he couldn't tell whether it was better for Asama to hear it or not for him to hear it.

Except for the glimmer of light where they stood, the deep forest around them was already darkened.

Majima, who was worried that the immortal river would fall, held a camping lamp in one hand and called,

"Rishiro! Can you hear me? Rishiro! I heard it back. ”

Asama calmly dialed Immortalgawa's mobile phone.

After a while, the bell rang from behind a tombstone not far away.

Immortal Chuan stood up, but like a zombie, his body was crooked and twisted, and his steps staggered over.

"Robert Robert. Found you, where did you buy a house in hell? It doesn't matter, no matter where you choose, it's burning with the anger of the FFF group~~~"

At this time, Asama remembered that his resistance to flames was very low. But the expert's cooking skills made him feel like an old friend with fire.

"I think if there is real estate in hell, then there must be more bubbles than hellfire, after all, the power to issue money is on the ground."

Immortal Chuan actually wants to see what Asama's reaction will be after he disappears, and whether he will be as panicked as her.

It's a pity that it was recognized.

Immortal Kawa winked at Asama and stuck out his tongue, and Asama gave her a look that you would be happy with.

Futami and Majima grabbed the arms of the immortal river and complained that he was taken aback by her.

Asama glanced at the student council members hiding behind another tombstone.

"Let's go."

Teasing and screaming came from the rear, and because of this delay in the Immortal River, several groups of people behind rushed up.

Asama recognizes Amazaki and his girlfriend Hirose, and the two communicate in sign language along the way, like new humans.

Amazaki also saw Asama and his masters, and immediately trotted over and bowed in half.

"Good evening, great teacher. Good evening to Futami-san, Immortal Kawa-san, and Majima-san! ”

"Hmm."

"That's not bothering the big teacher, it's rude."

With Amazaki taking the lead, everyone else greeted Asama, and then consciously quickened his pace and moved away from Asama.

"The appearance level of the love counseling department is really high, just saying hello at close range, I feel like I can't breathe."

"The big teacher's gray hair is very suitable for the courage test, I really want to know which hair dye he uses."

"These hairstyles and hair colors are supported by their appearance, you forget it."

He didn't take a few steps and started talking softly, and most of the content was heard by Asama.

"You can't last more than 3 seconds under the gaze of Asama-sama, but as long as you look at each other for 1 second, you can have a good dream."

"Don't be too self-conscious, how can he look at you for 1 second! I won't look at you if I look at the tombstone! ”

"There will be it, there will be it!"

"Asama-sama is really handsome, and he has a sense of luxury as an oriental model."

I don't admit that sense of luxury!

Immortal Kawa also broke free from the soft cage, took out a spherical candy out of nowhere, and handed it to Asama.

"Robert-kun, do you want a piece of gum? It's a mix of marble soda and grape. Rounding up equals your favorite grape-flavored Fanta~"

"Okay."

Immortal Kawa shoved the gum directly into Asama's mouth with his hand.

"Don't spit out when it's tasteless, I've got chewing gum paper here."

"You just give me the paper."

"No, I only have one."

Fumi, looking at the operation of the Immortal River, the alarm bell sounded in his heart.

She had even thought of where to go after the gum in Asama's mouth.

Sure enough, the biggest opponent has always been Lishi-chan?

Not long after, I saw Immortal Chuan wrapping Asama's chewing gum in his pocket, and Futami really wanted to shout, can you divide me in half?

But the second saw and shook his head, this kind of thing is an evil way, and it can't really shorten the distance between the two.

The second time I saw the moon sea, I wanted to kiss Jingshui-kun directly!

Along the way, Majima gets satisfaction in chatting with Asama about horror works, supernatural events, and Koizumi Yakumo's "Strange Talk".

The four of them walked for another 10 minutes, and finally saw the scene of the courage test in the quiet deep forest.

A magnificent western-style pavilion that stands dead in the night.

It smells like a murderous house.

Probably to set the mood around, the student council lit a bonfire in front of the courtyard of the Western-style building.

The crackling of firewood in the campfire and the sparks in the forest breeze illuminate the face of Misakura Wisteria, the head of student council activities. Wearing a metal blindfold like a laurel wreath on her head, she looked like a fireproof girl in Dark Souls, standing at the starting point, with a look of arrogance as she registered the order of entry for the test combination.

Another student council girl, dressed in a white gown like a ghost bride, rang a bell to signal that the two in front of her could enter.

Asama looked at his phone suspiciously, they came early, and there were still 10 minutes before the event began.

However, according to the chats of the waiting groups, the test of courage actually started 5 minutes ago.

There were constant laughter and screams of girls in the western-style hall.

With the addition of the two people who have just entered the Western-style Pavilion, the student union has already released 10 groups of people in advance.

There are about 30 people in front, and according to the rhythm of a group of half a minute, they will arrive in 7-8 minutes.

At the entrance of the test meeting, there were greetings one after another, and even the seniors of the third grade were jokingly shouting from the big teacher.

With a minimum of courtesy, these people were responded.

Even if it becomes a symbol, he doesn't want to be such a centralized thing. Rather than idol masters, religious leaders, and spiritual leaders, which sound like troublesome things, he wants to be a new symbol at the border, silently assisting the real pioneers.

After the few people who had greeted Asama before registered, Wisteria took the initiative to step forward, looked at the three girls beside Asama, and asked Asama,

"Asama-kun, who are you going to go in with?"

"Can the three of you do it together?"

"As a matter of principle, no."

"Can you go in three times?"

"As a matter of principle, no."

"Understood."

Asama consulted with the Immortal River and came to the conclusion that he and the Immortal River would go first, and then the second meeting and the Immortal River would follow after half a minute.

Yes, the rules of the student union are so full of loopholes.

Wisteria Sakura shook her head when she heard Asama say the plan without hesitation, if only he had half of yours.

When the time was up, Wisteria waved at Asama and motioned for them to hand over their phones.

Asama handed the four people's mobile phones to Wisteria.

"Then, let's go, find the master's bedroom in the mansion, get back the flame gem, and even if you try your courage to clear the customs."

"Wisteria senpai."

"Huh?"

"Do you pass the fire?"

"Uh-huh???"

"Forget it, it's fine."

Could it be Gui Gongping's bad taste?

In the rattle of Yuko Shika, Asama took the island and stepped into the Western-style building.

Well. Even the difficulty of pushing the door has been restored.

Asama's entrance is a rollover, kick in the air, and kick an old coin hiding behind the door and wearing a monster costume.

"You're breathing too loudly."

"Yes, the headgear is too stuffy"

The monster replied.

The monster NPC next to the island was dumbfounded, and silently hid behind the door again. (End of chapter)