The dark night of Gotham is like a picture scroll smeared on a dark canvas. The dim and faint light was like an ancient firefly flickering stubbornly under the heavy night. The silhouettes of tall buildings loom in the dimness, like a group of weary giants silently guarding in the silent night.

The eerie dripping mouth is like the fangs of an evil dragon, cold and hard and sharp, silently watching the silent city on almost every building. From time to time, searchlighted airboats slowly pass through the night, like ghosts wandering in the night, beams of searchlights cutting through the silence of the night.

"I know that expression."

Superman stands with his hands on his hips next to a drip spout. Batman was crouching there.

"This expression is a sign that you're about to start pouring out your secrets. You can never keep a secret. Superman said.

Batman was silent for a moment, then said, "I have a secret that I never told you, or anything. It's about the reason why I'm fighting. ”

He removed his helmet, revealing a messy head of blond hair. This "Batman" turned out to be a blonde man, but his weathered face made him look like a battle-hardened soldier.

"Superman, it's all because of my mom. She abused us and my sister. One day when I was eight years old, she didn't just raise her fist, she lifted a bat. That's what I got from going to a Gotham Cavaliers baseball game.

My sister, she protected me. She endured the beating for me. ”

The blonde man let out a long sigh.

"My sister was in a coma and never woke up. And from that day on, I swore that I would never let anyone get hurt again as long as I was there. ”

The Dark Knight clenched his fists.

"Now I watch over the city, Gotham and my sister every night. After all these years, she still can't move. I'm going to make her proud of me. ”

Superman said, "You need to learn to control your emotions, Lance. Come on, we still have work to do, go to your lunar laboratory. ”

The blonde man smiled, "Good! Let's go to the moon! ”

“Cut！”

The bespectacled, bald director with a loudspeaker shouted at the top of his voice, "Great, Jason, you've finally found your senses." Let's take your close-up one more time, three more times like we just did."

Here is the much-anticipated Hollywood movie, "Superman and Batman: The World's Best Partner", based on a real-life superhero.

So "Batman" began to wear a coat and muttered: "Every time the lights shine, I think this costume is so silly"

"Superman" began to mention his red panties: "Man, these pants are grinding my eggs." Why do they have to wear this?"

"Don't complain, it feels good." The director smiled, "It looks like we're ready to shoot the Kryptonite scene at any time." ”

“.”

However, no one knew at this time that the real Superman, Clark Kent, a young reporter from the Planet Daily, was assigned by Perry to interview the leading actor of the movie due to work needs, and was also watching from the sidelines.

The Iron Man smothered his laughter and almost made his stomach ache.

He had enough strength to shake the mountains, but he wasn't sure if he still had the strength to laugh.

It's so fun to watch the Batman plot made up by Hollywood screenwriters, as well as the character of this Batman.

They think Batman is a poor kid who has been plagued by domestic violence, has poor emotional control problems, and is a bit psychologically distorted.

Well, the psychological distortion part is true.

But the other Batmen he knew couldn't beat him at all.

He suddenly wanted to invite Batman himself to see the movie. Clark has no interest in the plot of the movie, but he's really looking forward to sneaking a close-up look at Bruce's reaction all the time, which must be fun.

But they can't be blamed either. Superman was interviewed by the daily Planet (and by the way, gave his girlfriend a Pulitzer Prize), so everyone knows his origin story and knows where he came from.

But Batman is different. He is a legend, and he is now known to be the only ordinary person in the Justice League, making people feel that he is part of their own people. But everyone didn't know anything about him.

Therefore, screenwriters can only use their imagination and rely on the power of fantasy to try to solve the mystery of the mysterious bat, which is no different from the ancients who diverged their imagination on the sun, moon, lightning and anything else they could not understand.

Of course, Batman may still be angry.

A beam of electric light pierced the night sky and fell, and the studio was suddenly illuminated at this moment. The makeshift camera equipment, props, and even the dust in the air all seemed to be pierced by lightning, and suddenly turned into a mess.

The lights went out suddenly, and the computer stopped instantly. All equipment that came into contact with electricity was paralyzed on the spot.

That's no ordinary lightning. In the midst of the electric light was a human form.

A blue-haired woman, wearing long boots and a cool black tight-fitting leather uniform, has a huge skylight in the shape of an electric current on her chest, and the slit is deep into the ball.

Electric Girl, one of Superman's old rivals. He used to be a radio host, but his stance on Superman was the same as that of Jameson, the newspaper owner next door, to Spider-Man. Later, in an accident, he mutated into a live physique, which can control electricity and electrical appliances, and even drill into cables and power grids

Yes, that's right, it's similar to the electric light man next door, basically a mother-in-law version.

However, it has not been a day or two for DC Marvel to copy each other, and it has become an unspoken rule in the industry to really pick up the accounts and not be clear at all.

But there is a way that the same people don't have the same fate, and unlike the electric light man next door who fights wits and courage with Spider-Man every day, the main opponent of the electric girl is Superman, and the survival pressure is not at all in the same order of magnitude.

"Hah! Jason Weiss, my favorite movie star. ”

The electric girl appeared wrapped in lightning, smiling at the frightened idol in Batman uniform.

"To be honest, I don't think the Batman you play is like it at all, but I've dealt with the deity. But it doesn't matter, I don't know what box office revenue is. ”

As he said and smiled, he leaned closer, and the electric light of his fingertips approached the unlucky idol little by little.

"Movie stars are the most honorable people in this country, at least in my opinion, so your ransom must also be treated by the king.

Otherwise, they will pay you 70% of my salary. No, I'll give you a discount, I'll only take half of it.

So I'll make it possible for you to finish this movie alive, what do you think? ”

Clarke, who was on the side, narrowed his eyes slightly, and was already looking for a phone booth.

It looks like Superman's work.

However, he soon realized that it was not necessary, as his league teammates seemed to be nearby.

A trail of flames chased from the night sky, and the storm of fire swooped downward, shouting, "It's not good that the fans are too fanatical, miss, why don't you come and accompany me?" As you can see, I'm so passionate! ”

(End of chapter)