Chapter 1179 - Wrong Format
[PS: Apologize for the content of the previous chapters, these two chapters are free! ] There is also a small year today, so there are only two more tomorrow, understand! 】
[PS: Funny, I forgot to set up chapter testimonials again, and the next two chapters are free ......]
"That's really ...... It's unusually real! When the news was delivered to Liu Xu, Liu Xu couldn't help but let out such an exclamation, he counted a lot of things, but he didn't count the demonic nature.
Sure enough, there is nothing new under the sun.
"What are the two Ancient Demon Saints going to do with it?" Liu Xu asked Xiao Yue'er's envoy curiously.
"Jingwei Ancient Saint has decided to take the risk and continue to stay in the demon world!" The envoy said, "Jingwei Gusheng feels that he can no longer rely on his own guesses and conjectures to prepare like before, and he still needs to get accurate information as soon as possible, and figure out the exact time when the demon clan will find out the problem and send troops." ”
"As long as the demon clan doesn't know the news, then the Jingwei Ancient Saint is absolutely safe!" Liu Xu said to himself thoughtfully: "Originally, Jingwei Gusheng was worried that he would be calculated in advance by the demon clan and trapped in the demon clan world. But now that the Demon Clan is operating with such efficiency, as long as the Jingwei Ancient Saint firmly grasps the source of the news, it can completely retreat safely before the news leaks. ”
"And the Jingwei Ancient Saint Sect was only a clone in the past, if it was lost, it would only be a few hundred years of cultivation, and it would not be too much of a loss!"
Thinking of this, Liu Xu's expression changed, especially when he saw the fifty chapters of the manuscript he had written in 10 days vomiting blood, Liu Xu's expression suddenly became dark.
I knew that the demon clan was pulling like this, and it was delayed for two weeks, so why are you still vomiting blood like this, it is enough to update thirty chapters a day!
So Liu Xu announced in it that the explosion of fifty chapters was over, and the update frequency returned to the speed of thirty chapters a day.
As a result, a week later, Liu Xu had to post a new chapter testimonial in it again, announcing that he was tired and vomiting blood, so the update speed changed from 30 chapters a day to 20 chapters a day.
Then it was another week, and readers saw that the garbage author once again brazenly said that his stock had been exhausted, so the update rate dropped from 20 chapters a day to 10 chapters a day, and at the same time, it is possible that the number of updates will continue to decline in the next month, but at least three chapters can be updated every day.
Then the readers directly began to scold the mother, you see, this is the truth of Shengmien, fighting Mi hatred. In the case of updating two chapters on a daily basis, if you continue to update four chapters for a long time in order to repay the reader, others will take it for granted.
As a result, when you later go back to two more per day, it becomes two chapters owed to the reader every day, which is simply not too miserable (manual dog head)
The reason why Liu Xu's side can continue to reduce the update rate is that in addition to his laziness, the more important thing is naturally that the demon clan is not a human being...... Oh, no, I shouldn't be a demon!
Since returning to the Demon Realm, the Jingwei Ancient Saint has begun to closely observe the relevant matters, staring at this matter to death, so the next development of this matter can be said to be well understood.
First of all, when the Jingwei Ancient Saint returned, this report was finally sent to the person in charge, and it stands to reason that at this time, he should be prepared to send someone to check the situation and figure out why the line could not be connected.
But this person just opened and read a page, and directly typed the document back, for a simple reason: the format is wrong!
According to the requirements of the relevant institutions of the demon clan, all official documents must be on A4 paper.
Then the top of the paper (upper white edge) is 37 mm±1 mm, the staple (left white edge) is 28 mm±1 mm, and the size of the core is 156 mm × 225 mm.
Unless otherwise specified, the elements of the official document format are generally in No. 3 Kunpeng font, and appropriate adjustments can be made in specific circumstances.
Then generally 22 lines per side, 28 words per line, and full of the heart.
Unless otherwise specified, the color of the Chinese characters in Kumon is black.
As a result, I don't know if it's because of carelessness at work.,Or handed over to a newcomer temporary worker to be responsible.,The font used is not Kunpeng style.,It's a human pet body.。
Kunpeng font was invented by the demon master Kunpeng back then, and it was also the original font of the demon clan's writing, after all, the demon clan's text was created by the demon master Kunpeng. Since the Demon Clan's Heavenly Court, all official documents used by the Demon Clan have been in the Demon Script in Kunpeng style.
Later, with the rise of the human race, the demon race was scattered, and the Kunpeng body was silent for a while, but with the rise of the demon race again, the new demon emperor in order to clean up the source, so although there is no legal provision on the surface, all the documents sent by the demon emperor are in the Kunpeng body, and the various institutions below are not stupid, all of them have set the font to the Kunpeng body, and no one dares to offend the demon emperor at this point.
As for the human pet body, it is a font that has only recently awakened, and it is the font used by the author of the human pet called the Nine Days Layman, when he writes. Because this font is exceptionally good-looking, with its popularity, it quickly swept the entire demon network, so that many netizens began to use the text of the human pet body, and threw the Kunpeng body aside.
It's not that these netizens are not patriotic, but because Kunpeng is a font invented in ancient times, Kunpeng himself has no calligraphy foundation at all, and the font created by Kunpeng himself is not a calligraphy foundation...... How so...... Just be able to read it.
And Liu Xu uses the human pet body, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is the italic character, which is the masterpiece of human fonts, naturally it looks better than the Kunpeng body I don't know how many times, the demon clan also has its own aesthetics, and in the end, all of them naturally use the human pet body without exception.
As a result, now the person who writes the document actually uses a human pet body to write official documents, which naturally makes the person in charge angry, and then directly calls back.
In desperation, the people below could only copy one more copy in Kunpeng style, but this time came and went, and another three days passed.
However, judging from the following events, these three days were already very short, because when the rewritten official document was sent back three days later, the person in charge went on sick leave.
Well, the person in charge has lived for tens of thousands of years, and it is normal to have a headache and brain fever in his body, and there will be more than ten days a month when he is sick and needs to rest in bed, and he will naturally not be able to do his work.
Is it possible to leave these things to others during the leave period?
Of course, this is absolutely impossible, and there was once a youkai who took care of an urgent job during the sick leave of the person in charge, and until now he is still working as a cleaner in the bathroom!
During the sick period, all the work that required the person in charge to make the decision was suspended until he returned.
So Jingwei Gusheng stared at the Public Transport Administration with an extremely complicated expression, and also stared at the person who fished in the Tianhe all night during his sick leave, but was also the head of the Air Force every day, and it was not until 13 days later that the person in charge returned to work with dark circles under his eyes and a tired look.
Is it now possible to deal with the problems of the common people's world?
Of course, this still doesn't work, because what is a big deal if a traffic line is broken?
There are tens of thousands of transportation lines connecting various worlds in the demon world, and the void is constantly changing, and there will be problems with almost one or two lines every day, and 23 lines have been reported one after another in more than ten days.
So these problems are really nothing, they are all minor problems, the person in charge is not in a good mental state now, and can only deal with some more important problems, such as a major accident on a line where two shuttles collided, and the monsters died not much, only a few thousand, but the impact is very bad, he has to find someone for a day in a row, discuss the method of crisis public relations, etc., how can there be spare time to deal with these daily line disconnection problems!
(End of chapter)