Chapter 261: Xu Bolang's Love Sutra
"You apprentice, it's really not easy!"
Xu Bolang looked at the bones left by Tang Xiao on the table, took out the storage bag, and put all the leftover bones into the storage bag.
"The bones of the Jiupin Thunder Demon Cow, get it back and make a soup and feed the pets, I helped your apprentice clean up the big demon beasts in Datang a while ago and caught a Jiupin, do you want to prepare some greetings for my newly collected pet beasts?"
"Didn't you take the bones?"
"You're useless with leftover bones."
"It can be crushed to make fertilizer."
"What are you doing so frugally? Okay, okay, okay! This bone is ready for you to give me a gift to the pet beast. ”
"I didn't see your pet beast."
"Why do you love to lift the bar so much? Did you enter the Tao by lifting the bar? ”
Seeing that Bai Buyan glanced at himself and didn't speak, Xu Bolang could only say:
"Okay, okay, why don't I take you some cow bones, in this way, isn't your apprentice going to pick up a new big star here? You even have the best sun, and you are still searching for this bone, and I will help take care of it when the time comes. ”
Bai Buyan nodded:
"Okay."
Xu Bailang put away the storage bag neatly, then stretched on the edge of the compass, Bai Buyan sat aside, took out the teapot he had refined before, and poured himself a cup.
"Huh? You've poured it all down, why don't you pour it for me too? ”
Xu Bolang expressed his dissatisfaction with the teapot and empty cup that Bai Buyan pushed over.
"The tea poured out of this pot is completely according to the taste of the person who poured the tea, don't you want to try it?"
Xu Bolang was slightly stunned, so he poured himself a glass and tasted it.
"You really have a lot of good things, they are also above the ninth grade, when I became enlightened, you were still a little eight-grade, why don't I have these good things."
"You're dead."
"Alas! You still have Yufeng Mountain and the secret realm of the small world, look at me, as a genius lay disciple of Shengjing Temple who has not met for ten thousand years, the older generation has left me nothing. ”
"You're dead, the original Shengjing Temple is long gone."
"Ahh …… Can you please stop mentioning this stubble all the time? Ah Fan is also dead, but look at it, everyone has Taoist couples now! I'm..."
"You want to die again?"
Bai Buyan glanced at him, there was no trace of emotion in his eyes, and kindly invited you to have a meal, you are even worried about my sister's death, right?
The key is that now Ji Lingtian is next to him, he can see it, but Xu Bolang can't see it.
After Tang Xiao's upgrade this time, even if she was unconscious or asleep, Ji Lingtian could move freely.
At this moment, she is sitting on Bai Buyan's shoulders to "bask in the sun" at close range.
What if this guy accidentally says something and moves Ji Lingtian?
"Do you want to be so stingy? Miss Tian is gone, I still have deep affection for her, you don't say you are moved as a younger brother, at least you don't have to continue to reject me, right? ”
"She said that men only affect how quickly she draws her sword."
Bai Buyan responded coldly, the corners of Lingtian's mouth on his shoulder twitched slightly, what she said was right, but it was because she was afraid that she would be blind and look at the wrong person, and she would not be happy for herself.
And at that time, even if she was single, she lived a full and happy life, and she didn't need to find a partner, just a casual sentence, how could it become a label?!!
But when I think of my current state, I have already paid for my orphan life in my previous life, okay! Whatever you kid says.
Xu Bolang raised his eyebrows slightly, deliberately glanced at no one's surroundings, and asked:
"The little ones are all asleep, and there is no one else here, you tell me honestly, are you secretly in love with Miss Tian?"
"Poof!"
Bai Buran's milk tea that had just entered his mouth was accidentally squirted out.
"Sure enough!"
Xu Bolang thought that he had guessed the truth, so he glanced at him in vain, poured a new cup of milk tea for himself, and only replied to Xu Bolang with a simple word.
"Huh."
The eyes of the Qi Lingtian on his shoulders were misty, and a pair of big crystal eyes looked at Bai Buyan's perfect side face with emotion, and covered his small mouth and said with a distressed face:
"Good boy! It turns out that Xiaobai, have you always had a crush on my sister me? I must have hurt you by saying 'men only affect how quickly I draw my sword', right? You said it earlier! Xiaobai's words, I believe that I will not lie to my sister's feelings, if I said it earlier, we may not have the baby! ”
Bai Buyan helplessly transmitted:
"I just remembered that the problem of Xiaoxiao seeing a good-looking man can't walk, is it you who brought it out?"
"I don't, I'm not, don't slander me! Ah Xiao is superficial and lustful in his bones, it's none of my business, I'm an upright Tian invincible!
Huh? Are you changing the subject? ”
"You're thinking too much."
"Crooked!"
Xu Bolang's hand shook in front of Bai Buyan and asked:
"Is there anyone else here? Who are you communicating with? Why are you in a daze if you don't talk to me? ”
"What do you have to talk to?"
The sisters and brothers spoke in unison, but Xu Bolang only heard Bai Buzhi's voice.
"It's just the two of us who can hand over snacks on this big star, and you actually said that there is nothing to talk about?!! Amitabha! You also hurt the little monk's heart too much! ”
"Your juniors and disciples are not enough for you to befriend?"
After Bai Buyan finished speaking, he turned his head to the microphone Lingtian:
"You don't think there's anything to talk to him about?"
Xu Bailang was still answering his words, not noticing that the other side had deserted again
"That's different, the cultivation of the junior disciples is still shallow, and the two of us are still here for the fellow practitioners, isn't Ah Fan going far away?"
Ji Lingtian recalled the past, as soon as this guy caught himself, he talked about Buddhism, a pair of let's enter Buddhism together, talk about the scriptures and discuss the Dharma often accompany my Buddha, and enjoy the posture of Buddhism for thousands of years in the second half of his life, isn't that to persuade him to be a nun? Melon peel stuff!
Every chat is half a day! It's boring and boring, making her look like a demon who needs to transcend the Dharma! Melon peel stuff!
In fact, Xu Bolang didn't just want to talk to her about Buddhism, he was purely harmed by his own junior disciples, but the pity is that he still doesn't understand the problem.
He fell in love with Tianyuan at first sight, and began to ask the juniors around him how to pursue girls.
But the disciples are all monks, and the only one who is a lay disciple like him, Zha Hongshun, is a simple man, and everyone specially went to observe the script and teahouse opera for him, and finally summed up a simple and efficient method for him.
That is to talk about what he is best at, a man can be like a fish in water in the field he is best at, in order to exude his infinite charm, and to make the girl admire him.
Although he didn't know whether the girl would admire or not, when he lectured on the Fa and the scriptures to everyone in the temple, the eyes of the people present were indeed full of knowledge and worship.
He felt that this method was feasible, so he went to the pastoral garden to start the most sincere pursuit of Buddhist lay disciples.
The result is also obvious, he has lost the heart of beauty.
Referring to Ah Fan again, Xu Bolang not only smacked his lips, but asked casually:
"By the way, you're a good cook! It's not like you learned it after watching Afan's roast once?
I feel that the grade is only higher than the fairy food he made, well, not a feeling, but for sure. This taste and spiritual power, even I have a feeling that my realm has improved a lot after eating it, and it is the best immortal food. ”
Bai Buyan nodded, feeling that this can be said now, so he to:
"Back then, in order to make his cooking more delicious, I specially compiled a book of fairy kitchen secrets, and then dropped it on his way to hunt."
Xu Bolang's eyes widened suddenly, you are a demon! Then I asked:
"When did you become a fairy chef?"
Bai Buyan recalled for a while, before he went to the Qizong to learn to refine the weapon, because he didn't want to use Yufeng Mountain as a spiritual stone flower, and he had no money, he didn't think of how to go to the Qizong, so he was detained for eating white food in Xiangxianglou.
I paid back the money while working, and I learned the craft of cooking.
He briefly returned:
"After you die, before the next round of Heavenly Dao competition begins."
"Huh? That's not right! Didn't you say that you went to the Instrument Sect to learn the refining weapon at that time? I've heard from those people who came to drink the wine before that you have told you a lot about your great achievements as a refiner, how did you become an immortal chef again? ……”
Looking at Bai Buyan's indifferent face but the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, Xu Bolang suddenly felt that the tea in his hand was not fragrant.
What a man! I shouldn't have asked!
(End of chapter)