Chapter 270: I'm Injured at Work

Chapter 3 is called "Sky Resort", and it is a large hotel located halfway up the mountain.

Customary opening of a postcard:

"To Madeleine:

Rejoice in the number of deaths!

The more you die, the more experience you have.

Keep up the good work! ”

But players who saw this postcard almost burst out laughing.

"Le, in order to prevent players from being dissuaded, Mr. Luo has actually begun to adopt the Huairou policy, which is not like you, Mr. Luo."

"All the humanistic care is all about letting you continue to torture, I've seen through it, huh."

"You don't think that such a weak little move will keep me playing this game, do you? It really can! ”

Er Xiao was also very happy, and raised his chin slightly:

"See? The more I die, the more experience I have, and I become a master as soon as I die. ”

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"You're not qualified to speak, sit down!"

"No one really takes words of encouragement seriously, does it? Wouldn't it, wouldn't it? ”

"No, haven't we always been masters? The hundreds of times I have died before have only been due to the failure of the handle hundreds of times.

It is advisable to call the XBOX company directly and ask them to compensate you for the mental damages. ”

"You know how to be weird."

The challenge of the third chapter is no less than that of the second chapter.

A new element introduced in this level is a red-black buff that appears on the map.

Touching it and dying is equivalent to a different kind of spike, but this judgment is much larger than a spike.

The growth also has two cute little red circles on it, making it look like a black slime.

Some slimes will also float alone in the air, starting to move up and down or left and right at a constant frequency, posing the most direct challenge of this level.

But if you're dead, you're dead, and your proficiency will always increase.

Madeleine also successfully got the overhead key at the entrance of the resort and successfully entered the large, somewhat unspeakable room.

Through the phone call at the resort's front desk, first the bones, then the flesh, and the last guy in a green suit with a big nose floating in the air like a fool was summoned.

Faced with such a strange way of playing this guy, Madeleine was shocked:

"Are you a ghost?"

"Ghosts? Don't be silly, I'm the caretaker of this beautiful mountain lodge.

Welcome to the world-famous Sky Resort!

O'Hiro is here to help. ”

As soon as I finished introducing myself seriously, the characters in the dialog box were suddenly displayed with dotted lines.

O'Hiro secretly rejoiced:

"Two customers came in one day, and business finally started to pick up!"

As soon as they saw him like this, the players understood it.

The so-called world-famous "Sky Resort" was completely boasted by this guy.

This place is on the verge of closure!

When O'Hiro asks Madeleine how long she plans to stay here.

Madeleine made it clear that she was going.

She's here to climb the mountain, hoping to get out of here through the back door of Sky Resort.

"Just passing by? How does this work? ”

O'Hiro thought nervously, he really didn't want to lose this rare guest.

But at this moment, Madeleine picked up with his heart:

"Do you know that I can still hear you?"

Players have a little bit of thought about this plot.

"In other words, ghosts and ghosts will be heard, right, haha."

"It's such a haunted house, no wonder no one comes."

"O'Hiroro, this guy is stupid and cute."

O'Hiro was a little embarrassed, but he still wanted to use all means to keep the guest.

He said that the back door was only open to the staff of Sky Resort.

However, the presidential suite on the top floor, with a view of the top of the hill, is very good, and it will be very comfortable to live there.

But in this regard, Madeleine thought:

"Maybe I'll be able to go up to the roof from there and climb down to the back door."

Madeleine agrees to her offer, and O'Hiro is overjoyed.

I even felt that it was a genius idea to come up with a presidential suite.

After helping Madeleine check in, he leads her into the mysterious Sky Resort.

After O'Hiro left, Erxiao was finally able to control Madeleine and began to explore freely.

After the front desk call, Madeleine found a rather old and dusty guestbook, and although many of the pages were damaged or missing, the remaining parts still showed the wonderful content of the comments:

"We'll never forget our time here."

"There's no other place where I feel calm, thank you."

Er Xiao frowned:

"So this place used to be prosperous, but now it's dilapidated?"

"It is true that this can be analyzed from the text, but it is also possible that O'Hiro himself is faking it."

"There is no need to destroy or lack counterfeiting, it should be that it was prosperous before, but now it is dilapidated."

Walking into the interior of Sky Resort, the main elements that make up a room level accentuate the dilapidation.

Broken windows, broken purple curtains, broken heating pipes, and cobwebs everywhere.

Of course, there must also be slimes that spin at a very fast speed like a large windmill near the platform.

If you don't get the timing right, or if you make a slight mistake in your hand, you will start all over again if you bump into this thing.

The difficulty of Chapter 3 has been raised by a notch compared to Chapter 2.

Er Xiao, the person who is now frantically fighting with the handle, undoubtedly has the most right to speak.

And the players squatting in the live broadcast room, although there is no way to feel it for themselves, but in terms of the number of deaths of Erxiao, this place is not simple.

Especially in the middle of the resort, a mushroom blanket-like device was introduced.

These small, furry tentacles were distributed anywhere Madeleine could step on or grasp with her hands.

And immediately after Madeleine passes by, it will grow into a growth that will completely cover the area.

This means that Madeleine can no longer go back, greatly increasing the number of deaths.

Everyone in the live broadcast room watched Er Xiao die again and again, and felt that they were estimated to be similar, but they were embarrassed to spray again, and they blamed the difficulty of the game.

"Boss, can you make this hotel a little more underworld? No wonder business is so bad now! ”

"No, the guests who came here before said that this was the most unforgettable time they had ever encountered, Wang Defa?"

"In a way, it's really unforgettable."

"It's not hard not to play, but fortunately I'm watching others suffer, hahaha."

"To be reasonable, for now, there is no mess of transformations, upgrades, Teal is the purest platforming game I've ever seen."

"Just that super long jump there, I subconsciously want Erxiao to press the feeling of overshooting, do you make it?"

"The Hollow Knight messed in, hahaha, it's a lot easier to have a supercharge here.

Supercharge can also lie on the wall infinitely, invincible. ”

Finally, the first half of the resort was taken down.

Er Xiao pressed his two thumbs and put a mask of pain on his face:

"Brothers, my fingers hurt so much."

She held her manicure up to the screen, and the seam between her nails and her fingers was noticeably red.

The frequency of pressing the handle today is still a bit too high.

"This must be considered a work injury!"

"What kind of work injury is you a streamer? Do you think Xiaopo Station is a state-owned enterprise or a public institution? ”

"As long as you don't die, you will die!"

β€œGKD! We're going to see the plot! ”

Although the water friends are very ruthless in tone, they understand the truth.

For a while, all kinds of small gifts were also flying all over the screen, and although Er Xiao's face was a bitter gourd face, he was indeed happy in his heart.

For example, a game with a particularly high level of difficulty and a particularly strong viewing experience is very popular with everyone.

Of course, if you play by yourself, thank you for not being sensitive, at most open a help mode.

Not lovers of this type of game, forcing to play pure is a bit of a torture for yourself.

Yun Yiyun is very good.

And O'Hiro, who was waiting for Madeleine in front, also urged:

"Please follow me, Madame Madeleine, the elevator is about to descend down the hall."

Madeleine went all the way and was quite skeptical:

"This mountain villa looks so dilapidated, is it really still open for business?"

"Of course we're doing business!"

Having said that, the sweat on the face of the ghost of O'Hiro came out, and he could only forcibly say,

"Sky Resort is in the tourist season, but it doesn't close 24 hours a day!"

But O'Hirlo's character, everyone is almost clear, this guy will definitely have a small theater in his heart.

Sure enough.

"It looks so shabby, what does she mean by that?"

Just as in the opening scene, the presidential suite is proposed to keep Madeleine, here O'Hiro offers to help Madeleine with her luggage.

But after being rejected by Madeleine, she just scolded "what a strange guest".

Erxiao, who had just received a wave of small gifts and was complacent, soon knew that he was happy too early.

The slight stinging between the fingers was no longer the same as it had just been, and the pain had accumulated to a somewhat intolerable point.

The second half of the journey at Sky Resort is getting harder and harder.

The linkage between various difficulties, she is almost delirious when she dies.

In this regard, Er Xiao can only continue to allow empty checks:

"Brothers, I can't stand it, I'll make up for the strawberries or something, my hand hurts, I'll get the main line through now."

"Anyway, how many times has Erxiao died now? Is there a count? ”

"Azure can count the number of deaths at the end of a chapter, and count the number of people who have lost their jobs a long time ago, but at the moment, there are not five hundred but four hundred.

I'm holding it.,I don't want to know.,I'm scared when I think about it.,This game is a bit perverted.。 ”

"My fingers hurt when I change this, I feel that this thing is more outrageous than the White King's palace."

Finally, Erxiao, who has been forgiven by the majority of water friends, can be regarded as a comfortable skip of a strawberry difficulty that is frightening at first glance.

Caught up with O'Hiro once again.

But the big housekeeper of Sky Resort Villa, as soon as he opened his mouth, Er Xiao couldn't hold back directly.

"Madame Madeleine, I really have to ask you to follow me.

I run a world-class lodge here, and I don't have time to wait for guests to wander around. ”

β€œNMD! You don't know how much hell your villa is building! Blame me for coming so slowly!

He! Tui! ”

"Red is furious! Red is furious! ”

"It's a personal emotion hahaha!"

"It is recommended not to mess with Erxiao in this time period, the dog has to be slapped twice."

"Hahaha! Good food, it's so cool to watch! ”

As for O'Hirlo's "suggestion", Madeleine also gave her own answer:

"You really don't have to wait for me here, I'm just looking for my way through here."

O'Hiro immediately became weak, lowered his head and turned on the small theater mode:

"O'Hiro, you idiot! The guest is always right!

Business is finally getting better, and you're actually starting to lose your temper?! ”

Then he apologized to Madeleine:

"Ahh Of course, Madame Madeleine, I sincerely apologize, I was so rude just now, please take your time. ”

"The housekeeper has a strong desire to survive, hahaha!"

"Indeed, I guess I'm afraid of being eaten by Erxiao."

"Just now Erxiao's big mouth, I can take screenshots to scare disobedient children."

It's just that if you continue to follow O'Hiroro, you will see a labyrinth of all kinds of miscellaneous things.

O'Hiro didn't even understand why his villa had become the way it was.

With such a large amount of debris, he didn't even know how to clean it up.

When Madeleine asked if he was alone supporting such a large mountain estate, he fell to his knees.

There is absolutely no way for him to clean up this pile of debris on his own.

He felt like he was finished.

Looking at O'Hiro like this, the kind-hearted Madeleine certainly wouldn't sit idly by:

"Take a deep breath, Mr. O'Hirlo, it's just a little cleaning.

Of course, a little bigger...... But I can help. ”

"You're so good, but I don't want to bother with it, it's doomed."

Although it is doomed, the door to the subsequent levels is opened.

This guy ......

To get rid of all the clutter, there are three levels.

Books, quilts, boxes.

All you have to do is go to the end of these levels and activate the jelly-like hand sanitizer to successfully organize everything.

It was also in the process of cleaning that Madeleine discovered the true situation of Sky Resort.

In a bulletin signed O'Hiro.

O'Hiro said Sky Resort will close indefinitely after this quarter because the status quo is out of control.

Therefore, it is no wonder that the current Sky Resort Villa will only have one employee in O'Hiro.

And, in the process of cleaning the quilt, Madeleine also meets Theo, who wants to escape here through the pipe.

He also invited Madeleine to leave with him, but Madeleine, who still wanted to help O'Hitero, refused Theo and said that she would soon follow.

However, the cleaning process is very hot.

O'Hiro himself didn't help with the cleanup, but he was described as a "fool" in O'Hiro's mouth.

I even feel that it is the credit of the staff of my resort.

"Wandering."

"If this game can kill NPCs, you'll be the first to die."

"Lao Tzu is wandering around? Who cleaned the house for you? ”

And when Madeleine continued to follow O'Hithiro, the elevator he had been talking about was now broken.

Only one elevator shaft falls to the ground, but the upward passage is occupied by dangerous slimes.

Well, not only Madeleine, but everyone is completely disappointed in this guy who is full of running trains.

Whatever the reason for the Sky Resort you love, what does it have to do with Madeleine?

Now, Madeleine just wants to get out of here and continue climbing.

But when we were about to arrive at the door of the presidential suite, O'Hiro, who was standing here and thought that Madeleine would not stay, and wanted Madeleine to stay, fell into a frenzy of self-friction.

The kind of dialogue that is confident that the presidential suite will keep Madeleine, but also feels that asking Madeleine to clean the room must be a complete disappointment for Madeleine.

Make O'Hiro look especially like a schizophrenic.

Suddenly, he knelt on the ground, and those red and black slimes that had brought countless troubles to Er Xiao along the way erupted from above his head.

"It turns out that the villa was damaged by you!"

"Why was this place so good before I said it was so underworld! It turned out to be you! ”

"Brother Quan's blame is stone-hammered."

O'Hiro's spewing of material blocked the road completely, and Madeleine had no choice but to take a more difficult route.

Finally, after dying I don't know how many times, Er Xiao finally came to the presidential suite.

Looking at the full screen of "passed" and "awesome", Er Xiao only hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled.

She had no strength to speak.

The Presidential Suite lives up to its name, spacious, bright and luxurious.

But that doesn't leave Madeleine, she's too far off the mark, she's going to climb Mount Celeste.

O'Hiro pleaded, but Madeleine wouldn't stay.

Just as the two were at a stalemate, in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling glass mirror of the presidential suite, Dark Madeleine ran out again.

She was clearly not as gentle as Madeleine, and all sorts of cruel words poured out of her mouth.

"Madeleine, dear, forget about this loser."

"Accept it, old man, this resort is a garbage dump!

No one wants to stay here, someone has to say about this fact! ”

Dark Madeleine, who completely destroyed the top of the presidential suite to reveal a passageway, smiled:

"What would you do without me?"

"Dark Madeleine is so handsome, she spoils herself too much."

"Torture O'Hiro hard, okay, this guy."

"Moistened."

Madeleine only hesitated to glance at O'Hiro, but finally chose to go out, she didn't have time to spend with Au'Hiro here.

Leaving only O'Hiroro, who was skeptical of life, schizophrenic in place.

When Madeleine reached the top of the lodge, Dark Madeleine said:

"I thought we couldn't get rid of him, you owe me a favor, I'll write it down."

"Stay away from me."

Madeleine pouted.

"I thought you would have a huge determination to climb the mountain, and now how did you suddenly become the healer of this weirdo?"

Dark Madeleine was just sarcastic.

"Why don't you go away?"

While the two were arguing, O'Hiro, who had figured it out, came out of the hole.

"Before you go, Madame Madeleine, I would like to ask a question.

Why are you so good to me, you still have to leave, what did I do wrong? ”

"Oh, don't dwell on it anymore, don't you understand?

She's just helping others with her twisted sense of self, and she never cares about you! ”

Dark Madeleine's voice was fierce.

"Shut up! I just wanted to help. ”

"You two are pathetic."

The amount of information revealed in the text by Dark Madeleine is not small.

The phrase that a distorted sense of self is helping others and not caring at all seems a little incomprehensible.

But at this moment, the player and Er Xiao no longer have the time to think about Madeleine's original intention of helping O'Hithiro.

Because, O'Hiro has been completely mad because of Dark Madeleine.

"Pathetic? Are you here to humiliate me? I won't grovel to you anymore! ”

O'Hiro instantly turned into a red-eyed doll, and at the end of the third chapter, the chase battle strikes again!

After a brief pause, Oehiro will sprint towards Madeleine, who will need to dodge O'Hiro's collision in time.

Needless to say, there are all kinds of disgusting growths and traps on the road.

The compound long pass is even more numb.

It was also very difficult, and the chase finally woke up O'Hiro due to the collapse of a long eaves on the top of Sky Resort.

"The plumbing system on the second floor was leaking and the library was in a mess.

Not to mention, the hole in the ceiling of the presidential suite.

Please leave me alone for a while. ”

Madeleine ignored her boss's departure, her goal was still to climb the mountain.

But at the end of the third chapter, the illusory O'Hitero opens the back door of the resort and casts a gap to watch Madeleine's departing back.

He was accompanied only by the black and red slimes escaping from his body.

The resort is home to no guests again.

Of course, such a sad scene has nothing to do with Erxiao.

"I'm finally over!"

The unprecedented excitement swept Er Xiao's whole body.

No one in the family understands! This time my hand was really injured at work!

The live broadcast room instantly went black, and the speed of light dropped.

"Not? What about people? ”

"This is not broadcasting? I still want to see it! ”

"Really crying? I haven't seen how many times I've died in this level! Erxiao, open the door! ”

Erxiao's side is no longer broadcasting, but the whole network, I don't know how many anchors in the host area are being tortured by Azure madness!

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