One who offers bad advice
Before school, the teacher handed out the homework book. Xue'er took the homework book and handed it to Wang Zhe, Wang Zhe looked at Xue'er with a confused expression: "Boss, didn't you say that you take turns to write?" Why is it me again today? ”
Xue'er looked at Wang Zhe with disdain: "What's wrong?" Not convinced? ”
"No, no, I just think the boss is very good at what he says. Yesterday I said that I would take turns to write, but today I will write again, isn't it a little inappropriate? ”
"I think it's a good fit."
"But... Why? ”
"Because I think you write well and should be rewarded, and that's how I reward you. Still have questions? ”
"No, no, I'm just afraid that a few of them will be jealous of me."
"Then go and ask a few of them to see who dares to be jealous. If anyone dares to be jealous, tell me, and I will do justice for you. ”
"That's... Alright then..."Wang Zhe lowered his head reluctantly.
Xue'er squinted at Wang Zhe when she saw him like this, "Little Zhezi, are you unwilling?" ”
"No, no, I do!" Wang Zheqiang responded to Xue'er with a smile.
Cher smiled with satisfaction, "Hmm... So you're voluntary, aren't you? ”
"Yes, yes, I volunteered!"
Huang Di, who was watching the excitement from the sidelines, couldn't help it: "You guy was born to be a dog!" ”
Wang Zhe looked at Huang Di with a displeased face: "How can you talk about rhubarb?" The boss is to convince people with virtue, and this is my reward. What do you think? You don't, do you? Jealous, right? Red-eyed, right? ”
Huang Di couldn't help but smile after hearing this: "Yes, yes, yes, it's your reward, no one robs you." You, the dog king, were born after the liberation, if you were born in the Anti-Japanese War era, you will definitely be a dog traitor that everyone shouts and beats. ”
"What did you say?" Wang Zhe really couldn't listen to it anymore.
The two of them talk about each other every day, making Xue'er noisy and irritable. Xue'er got up and slapped the back of the head of the two people: "Shut up!" Two people don't have a good thing! ”
In this way, a few people made a lot of noise, and a week passed. On weekends, the three of them made an appointment to hang out together. Because it was very hot in summer, Wang Zhe generously invited guests to eat popsicles, and several people met at the entrance of Wang Zhe's commissary.
Wang Zhe looked at the two people who came from a distance and prepared popsicles in advance: "Come, let's eat popsicles first." ”
Huang Di squinted at Wang Zhe: "Why are you so kind today?" ”
"Because I'm better than you! Taking care of the weak has always been an excellent character for me! Wang Zhe replied with a smug face.
"Huh? Caring for the weak? ”
"Yes, I do my homework for the boss every day, unlike some people who only talk about it. Tell me, are you weaker than me? ”
Huang Di just wanted to reply to Wang Zhe, but Xue'er on the side really couldn't listen to it. Glared at the two people: "On such a hot day, if the popsicle melts because of the quarrel between the two of you, I will help you keep your mouth shut." ”
After hearing this, Wang Zhe immediately greeted him with a smile: "Come on, come on, boss, eat a popsicle to lower the fire first." ”
After handing the popsicle to Xue'er, Wang Zhe took out another popsicle and handed it to Huang Di: "Come on!" Rheum! Eat popsicles! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a yellow earth dog rushed towards the three people. This startled Huang Di and Xue'er, only Wang Zhe picked up the earth dog, and then looked at the two of them apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot to tie up my rhubarb." ”
Xue'er glanced at Wang Zhe: "Then why don't you hurry up and tie it up?" ”
After Wang Zhe came back with the dog on a leash, the more Huang Di thought about it, the more wrong it became: "Your dog's name is Rhubarb?" ”
Wang Zhe looked at Huang Di with disdain: "That's right? What is a yellow dog called if it's not called rhubarb? Is it called Dabai? ”
"So you call me by the dog's name?"
"Oh, it's just the same name, don't be so stingy, old men."
"Just a duplicate name? I think you're doing it on purpose, right? ”
"yes, I did it on purpose. Because that's what you deserve. ”
"Worthy of my identity? You'd better explain it to me. ”
"Oh, why are you so stupid? Its name is Rhubarb, and its identity is a dog. Your name is Rhubarb, and your identity is a military advisor. Kobold Strategist, Kobaur Strategist. Isn't it a good match? ”
After hearing this, Xue'er laughed completely. But at the same time, it also made Huang Di completely angry. Huang Di didn't say a word and was about to rush up and fight with Wang Zhe, at this time, Xue'er, who was standing on the side, couldn't stand it: "Okay, you two can't stop for a while?" Calling me out on this hot day isn't going to be just eating a popsicle and standing in the sun and listening to you two arguing, right? ”
Now that Xue'er has spoken, the two of them have stopped.
Huang Di looked at Wang Zhe: "Then what are we going to do?" ”
"I know there's a small pond over there, let's go play in the water on this hot day, how cool it is."
Huang Di glanced at Wang Zhe: "Yes, Wang Ba just can't do without water." ”
Xue'er kicked Huang Di: "You don't have to say a word, do you have any opinion on going over there to play in the water?" ”
"No, it's up to you to have an opinion."
"Why do you say that?"
"Oh, boss, we're both boys, it's normal to play in the water together. But the problem, boss, you're a girl, I think someone may have ulterior motives for playing in the water. ”
After listening to Huang Di's words, Wang Zhe also reflected: "I said that I was going to play in the water, but I didn't say that I was going to swim, rhubarb, don't frame me." ”
Xue'er listened to Wang Zhe's explanation: "Then what are you going to call us to the pond for?" ”
"Of course, it's to catch loaches, and the pond is cool, and when we catch loaches, we can roast them and eat them directly, how good."
"It sounds like a good thing, but something suddenly comes to mind."
The two of them looked confused, and said in unison, "What's the matter?" ”
Xue'er looked at Wang Zhe with a smile: "I suddenly remembered that my homework book is still at home, I'll send it to you first, and then we'll go catch loaches together." Okay, right? ”
After hearing this, Wang Zhe's eyes immediately turned gloomy: "Huh? Ah, well. ”
Xue'er looked at the two of them: "You two are waiting for me here, remember, stop!" ”
With that, Cher turned around and went home to get her homework book.
Wang Zhe looked at Huang Di: "By the way, Rhubarb, let me ask you something." ”
"Huh? What's up? ”
"Why did I know that when I helped her write her homework for the first time a few days ago, you knew that the future homework would be mine before the homework book was sent?"
"This incident, do you remember when the two of us came back from the office, and she told you that before you let you write your homework in the future, I whispered a few words to her."
Wang Zhe nodded: "Hmm... There seems to be an impression. Suddenly, Wang Zhe felt that something was wrong, and turned his head to glare at Huang Di: "What did you say to her?" ”
Huang Di smiled: "Actually, I didn't say anything, but I told her that the teacher is not a fool, if you change people to write homework every day, the handwriting is different, and it will be very troublesome for the teacher to find out." Then she thought that it seemed to be such a thing, so since you have been writing for a day, it is better to leave the rest to you. ”
After hearing this, Wang Zhe glared at Huang Di with a resentful face: "You dog-headed military master is a real dog!" ”
Huang Di laughed, maybe it was from here that Wang Zhe and Huang Di slowly became good friends.