Just after the family was separated in the afternoon, Huang Yuezhu was in a good mood, and at this time she put her son to sleep, sat on the kang alone and ate melon seeds, waiting for dinner.

Hearing Liu Damei's words, she smiled and spit out the melon seed skin, "Haha, what kind of joke are you talking about?" That family is so poor that they don't even have a single dog hair, where does the dog meat come from? ”

"What dog meat!" Liu Damei sat down beside her and said, "You are far away from here, you don't smell it, but my house can smell it clearly." ”

The girl in her arms said at this time: "Fragrant, fragrant meat, eat meat......"

"Listen, even my eldest girl smells the smell of meat, and she is making a lot of noise about eating meat! Ouch, this kid is drooling so much. ”

Wiping off her saliva, Liu Damei looked up and saw Huang Yuezhu twisting her eyebrows and didn't seem to believe it, "If you don't believe it, go and see for yourself." ”

"Da Mei, you really didn't joke with me?"

"No joke! It's true! Liu Damei said eagerly, "It's the wild dog that your brother-in-law caught." ”

Huang Yuezhu was even more surprised, "Huh? Which brother-in-law am I? When did you catch a wild dog? Why don't I know this? ”

"Sanleizi, I remember he said it was two days ago......"

As if thinking of something, Liu Damei patted her thigh and said in an exaggerated tone: "Ah! Your mother-in-law is really good, she deliberately hid it before, and only took out the dog meat to eat after you split up, making it clear that she deliberately didn't give it to you! ”

Huang Yuezhu is a cannon temper, and others can catch it at all.

At this time, her anger surged upward, and when she went out, she shouted to her husband who was busy in the kitchen: "Rich father, your mother is quietly stewing dog meat at home to eat, why do you say she is so adulterous?" It's shameless! ”

"Dog meat? What nonsense are you talking about? ”

"Da Mei told me, otherwise I wouldn't know......"

Huang Yuezhu walked out of the kitchen with a big belly, "Huazi, don't get those potatoes, let's go to your mother now to ask for an explanation, then the dog meat should be shared with us!" Why do they eat meat, and we eat potatoes? ”

"That's right," Liu Damei coaxed, "that wild dog was caught before the separation, and it should have been divided between you." ”

Erhuazi was embarrassed, "Huh? It's all separated, and I just went back to make trouble on the first day of separation, okay? It makes people see the joke. ”

"Your mother ignored this matter, and everyone laughed at her!"

After Huang Yuezhu finished speaking, Liu Damei on the side immediately echoed, "Yuezhu is right, you are here, what are you afraid of?" ”

Erhuazi thought that he had never tasted dog meat, so he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, slapped his palm vigorously, and agreed: "You have a point, this meat should be shared with us!" ”

Jiang family, Shen Su'e walked into the hall with a large pot of meat and put it on the big log table, "The meat is good, you can eat it!" ”

Everyone stepped forward and took a deep breath, "This meat is so fragrant!" ”

Uncle Jiang became addicted to alcohol, and asked Jiang Hai: "Sihaizi, do you have sorghum wine at home?" Decorate it. ”

"I don't have any alcohol at home," Sihaizi shook his head, "My mother didn't let us drink, she said that my father fell off the cliff because he drank too much." ”

Uncle Jiang snorted, "Ouch, your mother is really ......"

Without waiting for him to complain, Shen Su'e brought the dishes and chopsticks in, put them heavily on the table, and said menacingly: "My family prohibits drinking!" Big brother, if you really want to drink, then go back to your own house and drink it, and eat my family's meat. ”

"Ouch, I don't have to drink," Uncle Jiang hurriedly smiled, "Eat meat and eat meat, what kind of wine do you drink, don't drink!" ”

Shen Su'e snorted, and when she turned her head to look at Li Guangzheng, her tone immediately softened, "I'm sorry, Captain Li, I don't have any alcohol at home, so I ......"

"Drinking alcohol hurts your body, it's better not to drink!" Li Guangzheng said with a smile.

A group of people sat down around the table, and Xiao Lingbao asked in a sweet voice, "Where's Daddy?" Mother, let Daddy come out to eat meat. ”

"I'll pack your father's share, I'll bring it in and give it to him later."

"Lingbao will be served to Daddy? Otherwise, Daddy is so pitiful alone. ”

Shen Su'e's heart softened, she handed the packed bowl of meat to Lingbao, and said gently: "Then Lingbao bring the meat to your father to eat, be careful on the road, walk slowly, it's dark inside, or your mother will take you in?" ”

"No, my mother sits and eats meat, Lingbao will be careful." After the little milk baby finished speaking, she happily walked to the back room with the bowl.

Li Guangzheng sighed, "Lingbao is really sensible, it's not me who said, if you want to say intimate, my son is really not as intimate as my daughter!" ”

Fifteen-year-old Jiang Chao was very uncomfortable when he heard it, and as soon as the meat in his mouth was swallowed in his stomach, he couldn't help but snort lightly, "Huh! It's not biological, it's just a piece of girl who picked it up! Intimacy is also pretended. ”

As soon as his words fell, the chopsticks were snatched away by his mother.

"Mother, what are you doing here?" Wu Chaozi, who was about to continue to hold the meat, wrinkled his eyebrows and said hurriedly, "What are you robbing my chopsticks for?" ”

Shen Su'e said angrily: "If it weren't for Lingbao, would you have this meat to eat?" Dare to say behind her back, you go to eat sweet potatoes, don't eat meat! ”

Her fifth son's eyebrows tightened, "What? This wild dog was caught by the third brother, what does it have to do with that girl? Third brother, you speak! ”

San Leizi glanced at his mother, pursed his lips and tangled for a while, "Actually, the wolf, no, the dog is...... It's ......"

He didn't know whether to tell the blind bear about it, when there was a sound of footsteps outside, and then a group of people walked into the hall, among which Liu Damei was the first to shout: "I'm right, right? They're just eating dog meat! ”

"Wow, mother, you are really a fine and thief, you hid our dog meat before the separation, and you secretly ate it as soon as you split the family!" Huang Yuezhu stared at the meat and swallowed her saliva, reaching out to grab the meat.

Her mother-in-law slapped her hand away, "How did you get in?" ”

"I let Daddy climb into the courtyard and open the door, what's wrong? Can't you? If you knock on the door, who knows if you'll hide the meat? ”

After speaking confidently, she turned her head to look at Li Guangzheng, "Captain Li, you are just right here, do you think this dog meat should be divided into half for us?" ”

Li Guangzheng put down his chopsticks, got up and said, "Since the family has been separated, and you have all signed and confirmed, it means that everything has been clearly distinguished......

Before he finished speaking, Liu Damei became angry, "Didn't you see him eat dog meat?" The mouth of the cannibal is soft, he must be towards your mother-in-law! ”

"What's the matter with you here?" Shen Su'e said in disgust, "You are a good person, you have a bad mouth and love to provoke trouble, every time you come to my house, there is no good thing, it is annoying to look at you!" Get out! Don't come in my house again! ”

She said as she pushed Liu Damei's shoulder, "Get out!" ”

"Yikes! What are you pushing me for? Liu Damei hugged her daughter tightly with both hands, and the girl in her arms was strangled, and then "wow" cried.

"Don't cry, don't cry," after coaxing her daughter, she turned her head to Huang Yuezhu and said, "Oh, your mother-in-law's temper is too scary!" Fortunately, you broke up with her, otherwise I don't know why she would bully you in the future. ”

Seeing that her mother was about to stretch out her hand to push Liu Damei again, Erhuazi couldn't help but step forward to stop her, "Mother, why have you become so unreasonable?" Can't you just say it well? ”

"I'm being unreasonable? If you don't knock on the door and climb the wall of my house, are you reasonable? Now any cat or dog can run up to me and bark at me! You really think I'm old and easy to bully, right? Shen Su'e was furious.

She was about to get angry, when a childish and cute voice came from behind her, "Which big bad guy made my mother angry?" Lingbao will help you beat him! ”