Chapter 7 Exorcism Videos on the Internet (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
"You see?"
"Hmm."
In the car, Feng Ji and Huang Yongfa tacitly asked and answered.
Ah Onion's face was full of doubts and asked, "What do you see?" That little ghost? Didn't she run? β
Huang Yongfa shook his head: "She took her father with her, and she was blocked downstairs just now." β
"! Downstairs? Why didn't I see it? β
Ah Onion was suddenly startled and hurriedly asked.
Huang Yongfa ignored him, but looked at Feng Ji: "That ghost has a lot of resentment, and his spirit body is very strong, I don't know how many ghosts I have eaten." β
Feng Ji asked suspiciously, "Between ghosts and ghosts, can they also attack each other?" β
Huang Yongfa nodded: "Yes, and not only can they attack each other, if one ghost swallows another ghost, his spirit will be greatly strengthened, and his resentment will be deeper." β
"Heyββ, that ghost eats ghosts, can't you be infinitely stronger?" Shallot gasped and asked in surprise.
Huang Yongfa shook his head: "No, ordinary ghosts don't dare to do this, devouring another ghost, in fact, there are many risks." β
"Every ghost wandering in the world has its own obsessions. If a ghost eats another ghost, although it can increase its spiritual strength, its obsession will be strongly impacted. β
"To put it simply, the obsessions of the two ghosts affect each other, once the obsessions collide and his obsessions dissipate, then his spirit body may also disappear and shatter directly."
"So ghosts won't devour each other unless they have to."
Feng Ji frowned: "That bald ghost has such a heavy grievance on his body, and his spirit body is so huge, relying on pure grievances, I'm afraid that I can't accumulate such a strong grievance, right?" He devoured other ghosts? β
"His resentment is very strong, and his obsession is very heavy, I'm afraid that even if he devours other ghosts, he will not be easily hit hard." Huang Yongfa said.
He thought about it again and said, "There is another way, the ghost can quickly increase its strength. β
"In what way?"
"Absorb the yang energy of the living!"
Huang Yongfa looked solemn and said: "Ghosts can absorb the yang energy of living people, for ghosts, if they don't absorb too much yang energy at one time, they may have used the yang energy of the human body to strengthen their own obsessions, and the obsession has become deeper, so they can naturally absorb more yin energy, and the spirit body will become stronger and stronger." β
"And once you use this method, they become addicted, just like humans smoke, the more they smoke, the more they want to smoke."
"So many ghosts remain in the world, and they will slowly become powerful ghosts, the deeper the obsession, the heavier the resentment, and the more fierce the ghosts."
Feng Ji groaned, and suddenly asked, "If that's the case, for ghosts, if they absorb people's yang energy, can't they continue to grow stronger and achieve an alternative immortality?" β
Huang Yongfa was stunned, he didn't expect Feng Ji to think of going up to this level.
He couldn't help but shake his head: "How can there be such a cheap thing, I said before, there are rules in the underworld, and the heavier the ghost's resentment, the less likely it is to be reincarnated." Their sins are too heavy, and even if they are reincarnated, they can only enter the animal path and the like. β
"Wouldn't it be better not to be reincarnated all the time?" Ah Onion also thought divergently, and said: "Damn, I haven't been reincarnated, I'm okay to go to my body, experience the joy of being a human being, and I can play with female ghosts, this fuck, it's more cool than being a human being?" β
Huang Yongfa was speechless, gave him a punch, and said: "The heavier the ghost's resentment, the easier it is to be noticed by the ghost, do you think they can really be lawless?" β
"Holy, ghost?"
"What the hell?"
This time, not only Ah Onion, but even Feng Ji also showed a look of surprise.
In this world, are there any ghosts?
Huang Yongfa said: "Of course there is, otherwise who will maintain the order and rules of the underworld?" You can't rely on us exorcists, can you? β
"Since there is a ghost, why do you need an exorcist?" Ah Onion couldn't help asking.
Huang Yongfa couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Then there are policemen, why do you need to assist the police?" β
Ah Onion suddenly scolded: "Damn, why don't you work even if the ghosts in the underworld are poor?" β
"The number of ghosts is limited, but there are too many unjust ghosts and wild ghosts stranded in the world, and they can't control it."
"That's where an exorcist comes in."
"For exorcists, exorcism is a good deed to do good deeds, and it is also a shortcut, if there is an outstanding contribution, I heard that after the exorcist dies, he may also become a ghost."
Huang Yongfa's words made Ah Onion's eyes light up.
"Fa Zai, won't you have a chance to be a ghost in the future? Is the ghost bad? Is there a salary? β
He asked for a while, and Huang Yongfa couldn't help but shake his head: "How do I know." β
"Damn, that's true."
"I've heard that, too."
Huang Yongfa didn't plan to continue talking about this topic, so he turned his head to Feng Ji and said, "This bald ghost is not simple, I'm afraid that he will target us." β
Feng Ji nodded slightly: "What did you see in his eyes?" β
He knew Huang Yongfa's yin and yang eyes, and he had the ability to see the ghost's obsession before death.
This yin and yang eye is even better than soul searching.
Speaking of soul searching, Feng Ji's heart suddenly moved.
"By the way, among the martial arts of the Xiaoyao School, there is the "Soul Searching Dafa of Transmission", but I have always regarded it as a technique used to search for enemies, but I never thought about whether this exercise could evolve into a Taoist technique and search for souls of ghosts."
Feng Ji suddenly became interested in his heart, this thought was temporarily suppressed, and he planned to try it when he went back, and see if there was a way to deduce and restore the secret technique of soul searching from the exercises.
Huang Yongfa said: "I saw that he seemed to have died in a fire, but this fire was very strange, the man could have escaped, but the iron door of the exit was locked. β
"This fire burned him and his family."
Feng Ji nodded slightly: "That girl is a little ghost, she is covered in burns, and the bald ghost is also covered in black smoke." In this way, it makes sense. β
"It seems that this fire is not an ordinary flame, but a man-made arson."
Huang Yongfa nodded: "It must be, otherwise he wouldn't have become a ghost." There's such a terrible ghost around here, it's impossible for other ghosts not to know, so I'll find a way to inquire. β
Feng Ji thought for a while and said, "It's okay to leave or right, I'll go with you." β
Huang Yongfa nodded and said to Ah Onion: "Go to the old place." β
"Understood."
The car sped up and turned and quickly drove into the elevated road.
"Ding-dong."
A voice suddenly came from the mobile phone in Feng Ji's arms.
It's not a ringing phone, though, it's a text message.
Feng Ji took out the phone and glanced at it.
Tong Da Grandma: Hello, this mobile phone is mine, if you pick it up, please call this number 9XXX......, you must be rewarded heavily.
Feng Ji looked at the phone and couldn't help frowning.
What does this mean?
This phone was given to her by Gao Yao, how did it become hers?
Gao Yao didn't tell her that the phone was with her?
Feng Ji thought about it and called back directly.
"Doot-doo-"
"Hello? Hello. β
On the other end of the phone, it was not Tong Yan's voice, but Gao Yao's.
Feng Ji asked directly, "Gao Yao, what's the matter with you?" β
Gao Yao on the other side was stunned: "Eh? You...... Do you know me? What's wrong with my phone? Did you pick it up? That one...... Can you give it back to me, I have a lot of important things in it, and I will invite you to dinner, can you? β
Feng Ji was surprised, why did this Gao Yao look like he didn't recognize himself?
"What are you doing? Didn't you give me the phone? β
"What? What I gave you? Hey, don't go too far, I'm just on the set, I'm gone, when will it be given to you, you should return it to me, or I'll call the police. β
"My phone has a location function, and it's useless for you to turn it off."
Feng Ji was slightly silent, and something seemed to be quite wrong.
He asked slowly, "Do you know who I am?" β
"Hmph, I don't know now, but if the police catch you, they will naturally know, and I will send you back within an hour, otherwise I will really call the police to arrest you."
Feng Ji's expression gradually became solemn, Gao Yao didn't know himself anymore?
Otherwise, she would never dare to talk to herself with this attitude.
Feng Ji asked, "Is Tong Yan by your side?" β
"You...... Do you really know us? Just now I suspected that an acquaintance had committed a crime, and I told you, hurry up and return my phone to me, otherwise...... Otherwise, you look good. β
Feng Ji heard what she meant, and Tong Yan seemed to know herself.
He looked thoughtful, the yin qi of the hotel had been absorbed by himself, and it stood to reason that no ghosts would infest them again.
But why do they look like they don't know themselves now?
After thinking about it, Feng Ji said: "I don't have time now, so, at eight o'clock in the evening, Yuxiang Tea Restaurant, you come and get it." β
"Hey, don't play tricks, how did you get it, how did you send it back to me, I can't go where you said...... Toot Toot ......"
Feng Ji ignored her and hung up the phone directly.
I secretly wondered in my heart, what happened to them?
"Master, do you have friends in Hong Kong?" Ah Onion pricked up his ears and asked ambiguously.
Feng Ji shook his head: "It's not a friend, it's a one-sided relationship." β
"Master, this is your mistake, as soon as I heard that there was a beautiful girl on the other side, there was a girl who didn't bubble, and the sky thundered."
Feng Ji smiled and ignored him.
Huang Yongfa laughed and scolded: "Everyone is like you, the sperm is in the brain? It also 'hurts the hearts of women all over the world', you be careful when you meet a female ghost. β
"Hahaha, Fa Zai, borrow your auspicious words, if I also meet a female ghost like my sister-in-law, it's not impossible."
Huang Yongfa rolled his eyes: "When you meet a female ghost, be careful to suck you dry." β
"Damn, haven't you been sucked dry yet?"
The two argued, and the car quickly drove out of the elevated road.
Huang Yongfa asked, "Where is this going?" Didn't you go to the tunnel? β
Ah Cong said: "Yesterday, please Brother Kun, let him get the documents for the master, he let him go over and handle it today." β
Huang Yongfa suddenly said: "Bai Miankun still does these things? β
"He's in the underworld, why don't you do this?"
Soon the car entered a parking lot, and the three got out of the car and took the elevator to a bar.
The bar was bright and noisy.
Ah Onion walked through the bar, came to the bar, and asked loudly, "Where is Brother Kun?" β
The bartender pointed to the box in the distance, and Ah Onion made an OK gesture and walked to the box with Feng Ji and Huang Yongfa.
There was a burst of ugly singing in the box.
Ah Onion pushed open the door and saw several big men crying wolves on the sofa.
Several scantily clad ladies on the stage shouted and cheered.
The black-faced middle-aged man with the microphone in his hand turned his head, looked at the door, and immediately laughed: "Wow, what kind of wind is blowing you two here today?" Fat boy, onion, come and sing. β
He held the microphone and his voice shook the sky.
Ah Cong shouted: "Brother Kun, I'll bring my master to apply for a certificate." β
As soon as he heard the matter, Bai Miankun immediately put down the microphone, looked at Feng Ji, rubbed his hands, and smiled flatteringly: "Hello master, I have already heard Ah Onion mention you." β
Feng Ji stretched out his hand, and the other party immediately shook his hands, his face was full of flattery, and he said with a smile: "Master, Ah Onion said that you are a master, look at me, I have not been able to make money recently, what is going on?" β
He is familiar with himself, and when he comes up, he asks about the way to make money.
Feng Ji couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "I don't know how to read faces." β
Bai Miankun suddenly smiled for a moment, but immediately recovered, and hurriedly asked tentatively, "Master, what are you good at?" β
Feng Ji smiled: "I'm good at catching ghosts." β
Bai Miankun immediately gave a thumbs up: "A master is a master, you can help me see, I don't have anything dirty this time, right?" β
Feng Ji smiled: "Let's get a certificate first." β
"Oh, yes, yes, first apply for a certificate, first apply for a certificate. You guys keep singing, and I'll take the master to get a certificate. β
Bai Miankun immediately took Feng Ji and the three of them, walked all the way through the bar, and walked out of the back door.
Suddenly it was much quieter outside, and I walked through the hallway and into a small office.
saw Bai Miankun turn around and greet Huang Yongfa, and said, "Fa Zai, I haven't been to see you for a long time, how are you doing?" Still catching ghosts? β
Huang Yongfa smiled and said, "Yes, your business here is good." β
"Hey, since you helped me get rid of the dirt last time, my business here has been a lot better. This time, you can help me take a look again, last time I had a young lady here, she just went to have a baby, how many times have I told her, wearing a condom, just take my words as the wind. β
"Damn, if it weren't for her pitiful, I would have opened her a long time ago, and this time she came back to sit on the stage, and I don't know if she brought back dirty things."
"You're going to have to show me later."
Huang Yongfa smiled and said: "You pity her, let her come here to work, it's to do good deeds, there will be no dirty things." β
"Alas, I was scared last time, damn, you say, people die when they die, how can they still become ghosts,, do this, how can I still be an underworld."
The white-faced kun chattered, asked Feng Ji to sit down, and helped him take a photo.
Then I started to let the younger brother process the documents.
"Hey, Onion, I've watched the video you posted today, and I'm on the list again, the master in the video is Master Feng, right?"
He turned on his phone and beckoned Ah Onion to come over.
A green onion walked over, looked at the number of clicks on the video, and immediately laughed.
"It has to be my master, Fa Zai, come and take a look, I seem to have found the traffic password."
Huang Yongfa was surprised: "What's so good, haven't you posted it before?" The body is sprayed by others. β
"What do you know, it's because your appearance is not enough, look at it, this time the master made a move, and it immediately came to the hot search."
Huang Yongfa was strange, walked over and watched the video, and saw that the video of the exorcism at Mr. Lin's house today had been on the top of the hot search.
Click in to take a look, and the comments below are dense.
"Hey, the injured girl changed the protagonist today?"
"Damn, this little brother is a little handsome."
"It's two meters, right? It's so high, this is my dish. β
"Little brother exorcist, too charming, right?"
"No, is this man really a ghost? This handsome guy looks much better than the white-haired handsome guy. β
"It's a little interesting, this ghost girl's acting skills are very good, and her acting is the same as the real thing."
"I'm an acting professional, and I'm very responsible to say that this woman's acting skills really don't look like acting."
"The sand sculpture upstairs is not acted, is there really a ghost? Please, what age is it, are you still engaged in this set of feudal things, mainlanders? β
"Grass mud horse, what are you talking about upstairs, you are an immortal on the mainlander's day?"
"Don't engage in regional discrimination, everyone is Chinese."
"This little brother is really temperamental, I eat his face very much."
"Wow, this little brother has a fairy wind and bones, and he has long hair, and he wants to know what shampoo to use."
"Hurt the female brother, this is the discovery of the traffic password, I actually invited a handsome guy to act, next time I try to change the girl."
β¦β¦
There are all comments on the Internet, but many of them are commenting on Feng Ji's appearance and temperament.
There are also some people who discuss ghosts, but most netizens remain skeptical, and few people believe it.
Ah Onion has also posted many videos of hair boy exorcism before, but most of them have failed to cause any sensation.
The main reason is that there are many Internet celebrities who focus on supernatural exorcism on the Internet, but they are all big-breasted girls who leave the country and earn enough eyeballs.
Although the hair boy has white hair, his image and temperament are not outstanding, and he is naturally not popular.
This time it was replaced by Feng Ji, and the effect was immediately different.
Feng Ji is tall and tall, plus he has already embarked on the road of cultivation, his temperament is dusty, and his skin is like congealed fat, so he naturally kills the handsome guys on the Internet in seconds.
It can be said that Feng Ji's image and temperament not only beheaded women, but also killed men.
In addition, Mrs. Lin is a real ghost, and the tables, chairs and benches in the video are whistling, which looks really scary.
This video is so popular.
A green onion smiled and said: "Look, Fa Zai, I used to shoot you, the video was tepid, but this time I changed the master, and it immediately became popular, what is the reason for this?" β
Huang Yongfa was speechless and said: "Don't pay attention to exorcism, pay attention to the appearance of exorcists, this group of netizens is really boring." β
A green onion smiled: "What do you know, this is the Internet traffic password, you look at Chen Xiaoxiao, the anchor who ranks first in supernatural videos, why can people be popular?" Do you really think you rely on her paper-tied people to exorcise ghosts? β
"You don't look at people's busts, 84E, no matter how wonderful your exorcism is, you can't stop this kind of meat bullet crit."
Huang Yongfa rolled his eyes: "Rubbing the edge girl." β
"Damn, is this a rubbing? This is salvation good or not. Can anyone show you this kind of big boobs in reality? Ah Shallot screamed, put away the phone, and said: "But this girl is a little cold, I have sent her private messages in the background several times, but she doesn't even bird me." β
"Yo, there's a woman you can't take onion?" White-faced Kun laughed.
A shallots said: "I can't take it? Just kidding, I've already organized a joint soul exploration live broadcast in the supernatural anchor group, and she will come over when the time comes, you see if I can take her! β
Huang Yongfa couldn't help frowning and asked, "What is the live broadcast of soul exploration?" Why didn't you tell me. β
"Hey, it's the boiling Hung Hom Sports School incident that was reported last time, didn't three people jump off the building one after another?"
"We went to see it last time, and you said there were no ghosts."
Huang Yongfa remembered and couldn't help but nodded: "There, that's fine." β
"Are you going?"
"I'm not going."
"It's boring, if you don't go, I'll take Master there."
A few people here were chatting, and the little brother of Bai Mian Kun over there had already made his documents and handed them over to Bai Mian Kun.
Bai Miankun picked up the certificate and sighed: "Master Feng, you are really handsome, how do you usually maintain it?" β
Feng Ji took the certificate, looked at it, and asked, "The police have checked it, there are no flaws, right?" β
"Don't worry, I specially found the same name and surname, and the certificate for you, except for the photo that doesn't match, there is absolutely no problem."
Feng Ji nodded and put away his papers.
Ah Cong said: "Okay, let's go to the tunnel." β
Bai Miankun immediately asked, "Go to the tunnel again?" Throwing candy? β
Ah Onion said: "I met a difficult ghost today, go over there to inquire about the news." β
Bai Miankun immediately got into his mind: "Hey, I'll go with you, I'll buy the candy, it's all mine." β
After he said this, he asked Huang Yongfa: "Fa Tsai, is this my credit?" These ghosts should remember my favors, right? β
Everyone immediately laughed, and the group immediately left the building and drove to inquire about the origin of the ghost.
(End of chapter)