In the school.

When Yun Xiao was looking for a place to sit down, she saw Bai Xun Bai Yue, and she immediately greeted: "Hi~ Are you okay?" ”

The two were expressionless: "Thank you, it's good." ”

Yun Xiao turned his head to follow Jiang Xingzhou again, and then some monks came in one after another, including the sound of the spider silk on his head that looked like he was going to die.

I didn't see the senior brother, the second senior brother, the third senior brother.

Before the people came, the Resentful Soul Academy may have implemented a class system.

A minute later, a resentful ghost with a monkey face and an expressionless face stood on the front stage, his mouth opening and closing: "Attention students, this class is a story class. ”

"There are three incense sticks in one class, and each person takes turns to tell a story, and the final winner has the highest points."

The monkey-faced master didn't say what would happen if he couldn't tell it.

But Yun Xiao saw it right away.

The first to tell the story was the Echo Sect disciple sitting in the first row, where had he heard any stories!

"My mother. I was born on a rainy day."

The disciple stammered and told the story.

The monkey-faced master was expressionless, and he slapped him directly against the wall and couldn't pick it off: "Unqualified!" ”

Yun Xiao's eyebrows were raised in fright: "! ”

Jiang Xingzhou's eyebrows were twisted together: "Can you beat people?" ”

Bai Xun was about to collapse: "What the hell is this!" ”

Bai Yue sat in the fourth row and was very frightened: "There are three more to me!" ”

Yin Jue's face twitched and his expression was distorted, as the young sect master of the Echo Sect, he was usually the most conspicuous and the first in any lecture and conversation, so he sat in the middle of the column!!

Yun Xiao looked around and looked at Jiang Xingzhou again, relieved: "Fortunately, the two of us sat in the prime position in the last row." ”

She likes to sit by the window next to the trash can.

Jiang Xingzhou's head suddenly hurt: "Let me think of a way." ”

Everyone thought that the storytelling was not qualified, but the monkey-faced master cut off the disciple of the Echo Sect: "Go on." ”

Question: "My mother-"

Syllable!

It's a thick mouth again.

Question: "My father—"

Syllable!

Question: "I-"

Syllable!

The big mouth in the class kept fanning, and the disciple finally thought of the story that exploded and roared: "My father and my mother fell in love with my aunt at the same time, and I am the child born to my aunt!" ”

After saying that, he closed his eyes tightly and waited for his mouth to be beaten.

As a result, the monkey-faced master passed over him with an expressionless face and walked in front of Yin Jue.

Yin Jue swallowed his saliva with difficulty and pretended to be elegant: "Can you not slap your face?" ”

Syllable!

Another heavy, loud slap in the face, the sound was embedded in the wall.

Everyone: "!!!! ”

"Don't fight, ahh!!h The next monks were even whipped by their big mouths as soon as they said a word!

What did they do wrong!!

"What the hell is this?" Wang Keke's eyebrows were twisted together.

The rest of the elders also looked confused, as if the secret realm was not like this in previous years?

The Heavenly Sword Sect Master's brows furrowed and he could trap a mosquito: "I don't know, it's just that the secret realm seems to have a spiritual sense." ”

Wang Keke's eyes fell on Jiang Xingzhou and Yun Xiao's faces again, these two things have the best faces, don't break them, otherwise they won't be discounted next time they go shopping.

He sighed deeply, thinking that when he was young, he was also popular with thousands of girls, but it was a pity that the elegance was fleeting.

In the secret realm, the people in front of them were all fanned into pigs' heads.

The monkey-faced master walked in front of Yun Xiao, and Jiang Xingzhou protected her behind him with a solemn expression.

"Fourth Senior Brother, don't be afraid, I will protect you!" Yun Xiao was righteous and awe-inspiring, and he was stuffed under the table alive.

Everyone: "!! ”

Jiang Xingzhou's face was dark at the table above his head: "!! ”

The monkey-faced master looked at Yun Xiao.

Yun Xiao put his feet on the stool and whistled loudly: "Listen, I'm covering this man under the table!" I can tell two stories! ”

"She was dead for seven years, and he was crazy for seven years, until he saw three miniature versions of him appear at the airport, and he exploded and his bones were gone!"

"The god of war went home and found that his five-year-old daughter was sold to a restaurant, and with an order, 100,000 retired soldiers rushed to boil his daughter into bone broth!"

Yin Jue pushed against his blue nose and swollen face: "???!!! ”

What the hell is this!

Bai Xun wanted to cry: "My face, I bet she will definitely be beaten!" ”

Bai Yue touched his mouth: "My teeth have been knocked out!" ”

Other disciples: Mom! We want to go home! Woooooooo

But to everyone's surprise, the monkey-faced master even had a feverish glow in his eyes after listening to the story, and he was so excited that he handed a notebook to Yun Xiao.

Signature !!

"That's really a good story!!!!

How lucky it is to meet a good friend who matches its heart!

"Well, you really have a vision!"

Yun Xiao happily signed his ugly name.

The monkey-faced master is like a treasure in his arms.

He sped up and began to smoke the second round with a big mouth, just to listen to Yun Xiao's story!

"Can you stop slapping your face again!" Yin Jue was really out of temper, and at this moment he really killed Yun Xiao's heart!

Since Yunxiao, even the secret realm is not normal!

The children were really beaten and cried, and the picture of the snot and tears made the audience outside the venue silent for a while.

[Can we stop crying? 】

[The Great Wall made him cry. 】

"Bai Yue, save me!"

The whole room was in chaos, and Bai Xun was extremely embarrassed to climb up the pillar.

In order to save his younger brother, Bai Yue simply learned Qu Yunyang to kick it down three ways.

Who knew it didn't!!

When the monkey-faced master turned around, Bai Yue also quickly climbed up the pillar with his legs clamped!

At this time, a pillar overlapped up and down and crawled all over the two brothers of the Bai family: "Go up a little, hurry up!! ”

Bai Xun's expression was distorted, and his ass moved up again.

If there was a choice, he really didn't want to do such a humiliating act!

What a garbage secret realm.

The rest of the disciples were either beaten or scurrying around the house, and Yin Jue gritted his teeth and got under the table on all fours!

When everyone was crying and wolf howling and being slapped, Yun Xiao and the master had a good conversation.

The master enthusiastically served her a cup of good dragon well before the rain.

was a little disgusted and gave Jiang Xingzhou a glass of boiled water.

Such a strange scene makes people lose their voices instantly.

[I'm laughing so much that I'm about to burst into tears!] 】

[Hahahaha, my head is going to laugh off! ] 】

[What is this mentally retarded famous scene quack quack. 】

[I admit that I broke the defense at this moment, and I used to drill the corner of the bed when my mother beat me hahahahahaha!! 】

[I can only say that everyone is becoming more and more abnormal under the leadership of Yun Xiao, and the physical cultivation of the Seven Star Sect will climb trees and steal peaches! ] 】

[The young sect master of the Echo Sect is still under the table! ] 】

[Who climbs the pillar faster? ] 】

[You don't hahahaha, it's ridiculous! Hahahahaha! 】

Xiao Ze, who was obediently standing next to the Heavenly Sword Sect Master, was full of joy: "Fortunately, it wasn't me who was beaten." ”

The Heavenly Sword Sect Master's face twitched, he glared at him and then looked at Wang Keke: "Yun Xiao, isn't she a Yin Xiu?" ”

Wang Keke sang affectionately with both hands: "How invincible is ~ how lonely ~ "

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