Chapter 5: Pingping's unremarkable IQ
Yu Feiwan: It's a real sin, but that's what she was waiting for.
"Yes, I just don't know if the kind, cute, beautiful and generous Pingping is willing to help me."
Is there a problem with this?
No problem!
Her mother is the kindest, loveliest, most beautiful and most generous person in the world in her heart.
Yu Ping didn't hesitate, "I do." ”
"How can I help?"
Yu Feiwan thought for a moment, and now made up a story that doesn't sound too outrageous and uncomplicated, "Actually, I was in your language book, and I was just woken up by you yesterday. As long as you keep me by your side, you study hard, and complete your homework on time, I will be able to live one more day. ”
"If you do well in the exam, you will be able to recover my immortal power little by little."
"You don't suffer, I have recovered my immortal power, and I can help you."
"Are you going to be my friend?"
This nonsense, if you don't listen to the ghosts, you can also deceive her mother's elementary school students in this era who are relatively closed to simple and simple information.
If it were in her current era, the kindergarten children would report the fraud directly to the police uncle.
"You have to study hard and finish your homework on time......"
Yu Ping smacked her lips, her little hands clenched into fists, and she was entangled, "Is it okay for you to go to someone else's book?" ”
"I have a cousin, the son of my uncle's family, who loves to study and is a few months younger than me, but now he is in the fifth grade."
"I love meat more than I love to learn, and I've always been number one, so I'll give him the language book."
Yu Feiwan's face darkened, it turned out that the aversion to learning can really overcome everything.
Well, it's useless for the Heavenly King Lao Tzu to come.
"I'm not disgusted with you, the main thing is that I don't study well and repeat grades." Yu Ping scratched her head and smiled embarrassedly.
Yu Feiwan brewed his emotions and said sadly, "No." I was awakened by you, the immortals who were eliminated in the world are like rootless duckweed, it's okay, if you can't save me, I won't blame you if I die. ”
"Pingping, I'm lucky to know you."
"What is duckweed?"
"Is it delicious?"
In just two sentences, it doesn't hurt much, and it's extremely insulting.
Yu Feiwan's emotions were not easy to mobilize, and he scattered.
"It's not delicious!"
Yu Feiwan whimpered twice in a fake voice.
"Okay, okay." Yu Ping gave in.
Learning immortals is also immortals.
It's just that it's not the fairy she likes.
There are so many immortals, you have to learn immortals, if you eat immortals, how good it would be.
"Then I'll take you everywhere in the future and try my best to study hard."
"If I really can't learn it, I'll burn paper for you."
"Don't worry, grandma taught me to stack ingots, and I look good at stacking."
Yu Feiwan's eyes were complicated, how did he do this little tone so proudly.
She's hopeless!
She still thinks it's cute.
"But how did I wake you up?" Yu Ping picked up the broom and continued to sweep the snow.
"Because you used the language book as a cushion to put the freshly pulled out roasted sweet potatoes!"
"Alas, the roasted sweet potatoes are so hot that they are almost smoking.
Yu Ping: ......
Yu Ping's little eyes blinked, and she waved her broom faster and faster, trying to hide her weakness.
"You're weird."
"I'll burn you with baked sweet potatoes, and you can save me."
The broom whirred and waved, and Yu Ping's voice shattered in the wind and snow.
This sentence is still weird, which made Yu Feiwan feel the familiar and clear stupidity.
The deep and resentful bell rang, and under the urging of wave after wave of humming aftertaste, Yu Ping dragged the big broom and sighed back to the classroom.
The time of snow clearing is happy and short.
Yu Ping looked at the black roasted sweet potato print on the language book, and remembered the book cover that she had torn off the fire to play, and her heart was very empty.
"Do you hurt?"
Yu Feiwan looked at the words that came out of Yu Ping's head on the screen, and controlled her voice to be miserable and miserable, "It hurts." ”
"However, it doesn't hurt to see Pingping."
Weak voices are inconspicuous in noisy classrooms and go unnoticed.
She didn't lie, and to be able to meet her mother in this form, she was willing to exchange the luck of her life.
The ring ruler struck the table, and the noise stopped, and there was silence for a moment.
The teacher standing on the podium put down the language book, took out the math textbook from the cross-body coarse cloth bag on the side, and after passionately explaining the basic knowledge points, he wrote a column of division and arithmetic problems on the blackboard.
That's right, it's not just PE teachers who can teach math, but also Chinese teachers.
Yu Ping bit the tip of her pencil, hoping that she would be lucky.
The learning fairy in the language book shouldn't force her to learn mathematics......
As an immortal, you should be single-minded.
But, as it turns out, it will!
Learning immortals, brutal and autocratic, and still distracting, I want to mix in any subject.
Yu Ping really wanted to tell the learning fairy that learning everything would only harm her, and single-mindedness was the best virtue of an immortal.
It's a pity that the immortal snorted coldly, and she wilted.
Unreasonable!
When the others secretly folded the paper airplane and flew around, Yu Feiwan was staring at Yu Ping intently doing arithmetic operations.
Yu Ping cried with a sad face, and kept muttering that the dividend is equal to the divisor multiplied quotient plus the remainder, and the divisor is equal to the divisor divided by the quotient minus the remainder.
Chattering, chattering, Yu Ping recited the strings, the question was a mess, yawning uncontrollably, the little head drooped as if someone had cut it off, and the upper and lower eyelids were inseparable.
Yu Fei clicked on the attribute panel later, and he wanted to secretly add some values to his mother's mediocre IQ column.
Unfortunately, she doesn't have access to the properties panel.
A living person, not a puppet paper man under her control.
The value will only change depending on the mother's own improvement.
Yu Feiwan was both disappointed and happy.
Compared with the mediocre IQ column, the moral column exudes holy light, while the mood column has fallen to negative values.
Obviously, in Yu Ping's heart, mathematics is a grinding goblin.
Others are biased, what is her mother's bias?
To be virtuous, to have a virtuous IQ?
Yu Feiwan finally understood why her mother was so proud and determined to stack the ingots and burn them to her.
Well, nine times out of ten, I've already calculated in my heart how much to burn during the New Year's holidays.
Her mother had to develop this IQ thing.
The cousin of the same age dominated the situation in the fifth grade.
Her mom lost her armor in third grade when faced with a division problem with remainders.
Yu Feiwan reached out and rubbed Yu Ping's head, she has patience, and the lovely Pingping has time.
Once under the lamp, it was her mother who rubbed her head and taught her to do her homework, day after day, year after year.
Now, with the circumstances changing, she is also happy to be her mother's guide.
Yu Feiwan tugged at Yu Ping's pigtails and woke her up from her nap.
Suppressing the voice, giving a gentle example, the peace and patience in the voice soothed the irritability and disgust in Yu Ping's heart a little bit.