Chapter 8: It's time for me to perform
But even so, he still lives cautiously and can't withstand any wind and rain.
"No, I'm going to tell grandma, mom and dad are afraid of grandma."
"Grandma speaks, and Dad will definitely listen." Yu Ping patted the snow scum in her palm, and once again plucked up the courage to enter the West Hall.
Don't dare not listen!
Grandma beats people so hard!
Dad didn't listen, so he asked Grandma to beat Dad.
Well, she's going to have to convince grandma.
"Grandma."
Old lady: She just wants to recite the sutra quietly, why is it so difficult!
We have to start all over again!
A few times!
A few times!
The granddaughter who has never dared to come out when she saw her was so angry that she came to her three times and twice!
The old lady silently recited three sins in her heart, and in front of the Buddha, she was still so irritable.
Sin.
The old lady gritted her teeth and kowtowed on the futon before standing up helplessly.
Yu Ping smiled shyly, and stepped forward to help her very obediently, "Grandma, I met an immortal in the temple, and the immortal said that Dad's body didn't seem to be right, and persuaded us to go to the hospital to have a look." ”
confessed, but not completely.
The old lady reached out and touched Yu Ping's forehead, her brows furrowed tightly, and she secretly wondered if she had begged God and worshiped Buddha too much on weekdays, which made Pingping fall into a daze, and then began to talk nonsense in broad daylight.
Meet the immortals?
This little girl is not afraid of being flashed by the wind.
She burns incense and recites sutras to worship Buddha in the morning, noon and evening, rain or shine, year after year.
So far, I have never seen an immortal dream, let alone an immortal.
Well, she would never admit that her eyes were hot.
If you're worried about Shuishan, you just say it, and you still talk about these things.
Alas, the bracelet still can't be saved.
"Your dad is in his thirties, and he knows it in his heart." The old lady turned the Buddha beads in her hand, "It's you, you can hide as far as you can from this set on weekdays, and now you have learned to pull it to be a big banner." ”
"Grandma, what I said is true." Yu Ping scratched her ears and cheeks anxiously, her face was red, but she didn't know how to convince her grandmother.
Yu Feiwan, who was standing aside in concealment, suddenly realized that taking the old lady's needle could play a key role in saving the entire family.
After all, the old lady has a transcendent position in the family and has an unprovoked authority.
Marxist philosophy has said that it is necessary to grasp the main contradiction and the main aspect of the contradiction!
The old lady is the main aspect of the main contradiction.
The old lady believes in gods and Buddhas, which is also convenient for her to pretend to be a god and increase her persuasiveness.
In the future, with the old lady's big Buddha here, it will be much easier for her to act.
The old lady is her most important backer, and it is also her greatest convenience.
Most importantly, she can take this opportunity to solve the problem of her identity.
She hadn't forgotten that there was only a twenty-four-hour newbie protection period.
Without counting on her fingers, she knew that there was not much time left for her.
"Pinkie, do as I say." Yu Feiwan gently pressed Yu Ping's shoulder.
"Grandma, the immortals are here now."
"It's in the room, right next to you and me."
Old lady:......
It's kind of like that.
However, this sounds a little scary.
It's not like an immortal, it sounds more like a lonely ghost.
"Grandma, look."
The old lady followed Yu Ping's fingers and looked over, the scriptures she copied were windless and automatic, page by page, and the sound of brushing made her heart twitch and twitch, and even her eyelids couldn't control the jumping.
At the end of the scriptures, before the old lady could breathe a sigh of relief, she saw that the incense burner placed on the incense table had left the table, floating in the air with no support, and the green smoke was curling, rushing straight towards her and scattering in front of her door.
The cigarette ash in the incense burner seemed to have life, and a few words appeared crookedly on the ground: "Yu Ping and I have a fate." ”
"Don't be afraid."
"Don't alarm anyone."
The old lady's eyes widened, and her long narrow eyebrows were about to twist into centipede shapes in fear.
It's true?
It's not talking nonsense in broad daylight, nor is it pulling the banner of the tiger.
The old lady changed her usual dignified and elegant self-control, her body trembled incessantly, her mouth opened and closed, and her collapsed face kept shaking.
In the next second, he violently broke free of Yu Ping's hand, and plopped down and kowtowed uncontrollably on the futon.
Then he grabbed Yu Ping with one hand and asked her to kneel on the other futon.
"The believer worships the apparitions of the immortals."
Yu Ping muttered in a low voice, "Grandma, you are worshipping the Buddha!" ”
Old lady:......
In fact, this mouth can be dispensed without, and this is not a must-say.
Yu Feiwan hurriedly retracted his hand, ended pretending to be a ghost, and avoided this big gift.
borrowed her bear's heart and leopard guts, and she didn't dare to let her mother and grandmother kneel to her.
Folded Shou!
After kneeling down, the old lady pulled Yu Ping with a serious face, "What did the immortal say?" ”
Yu Ping didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly repeated it.
The old lady pursed her lips and rubbed Yu Ping's head, "It's a blessed child." ”
It's good to be blessed.
Blessed children have a smooth life and can also protect their families.
"Grandma, the immortal said she could be revealed, but she didn't have the right identity."
"You often say that the grace of a drop of water is reciprocated, so we might as well let the immortals stay at home."
Old lady: Even if the manifestation is enough, it is still manifested?
It's a little panicked for some reason.
At this moment, the old lady finally realized the realistic version of Ye Gong's good dragon, no wonder Ye Gong had different hearts, when it was her turn, she was also afraid.
The old lady turned the beads on her wrist faster and faster, and the emotion in her eyes seemed to be covered by thick clouds, and she kowtowed heavily on the futon again for a while.
Cause and effect, there is no escape.
"Well, it is the blessing of the Yu family to be loved by the immortals."
"As long as the immortals do not dislike it, they are willing to come to the cold house, and the believers will do their best to worship, and they will never let the immortals suffer half of the grievances."
The old lady didn't hesitate for too long, and said decisively.
Yu Feiwan breathed a sigh of relief, ended the stealth phase of the novice protection period ahead of schedule, and naturally revealed it in front of people.
Finally, there is no need to be forced out of the room in the middle of the night on the third watch of the cold winter month, when even the dog is asleep.
Although the padded jacket is warm, it is not as good as the house to shelter from the wind and rain.
It's just that who will tell her that she is obviously a young woman in her prime, how she has turned into a little girl of the same age as her mother.
There is reason to suspect that the guy in her head is having a personal vendetta because of what happened last night.
Yu Feiwan clearly saw the old lady's expression on the face of the old man looking at his mobile phone, but he was still puzzled.
Only Yu Ping looked her up and down heartlessly.
"Immortals?"
The big change of life still convinced the old lady a little.
"The dress of the immortals is really down-to-earth."
Yu Feiwan sneered and said, "Follow the customs." ”
"It's not too late for you to call me."
"Now I don't have one in ten supernatural powers, and I can't afford to be a god."