"If you do that, you tell them I'm dead."

Yun Xiao had no psychological burden and said such a sentence.

Qu Yunyang: ???!!!

Jian Qianxiao: ???!!!

Time over white: ???!!!

Jiang Xingzhou's pupil earthquake.

Who TM cursed himself like that?

"Little junior sister, think about the good." Qu Yunyang was really convinced from the bottom of his heart: "At least those old things won't kill you when they're old and decrepit." ”

The little junior sister has an iron will, and even if she is beaten, she can climb out of two miles.

Shi Yubai was silent for a moment: "I saw an old lady jumping more than ten meters high. ”

Abnormal creatures.

“.”

"Or make a last wish?" Yun Xiao was also silent for a while, and took out the candle from his pocket: "Come on, come on!" ”

"Let's have fun!"

Who plays such a childish thing?

In the next second, the five heads tacitly got together, and Yun Xiao chattered:

"I hope that from today onwards, I can get nothing for nothing, sit back and enjoy the success, and ascend to the sky in one step!"

Qu Yunyang stroked his hair in a dashing manner: "I hope that my little sister and I will count the money and count the cramps in our hands!" ”

Yun Xiao and Qu Yunyang glanced at each other, and sure enough, she and the second senior brother had great ambitions!

Her gaze fell on Jian Qianxiao again, and Jian Qianxiao clasped her hands together: "I hope I can go smoothly on the Dan Road and refine a lot of elixirs for my little junior sister." ”

Shi Yu Bai Qianxiao also joined the ranks of naivety: "I wish to cultivate as a great success, and I will protect the sect and the little junior sister for a safe life." ”

Jiang Xingzhou's eyes looked directly at her, and the corners of her lips were slightly hooked: "May heaven and earth have love, and it will last as long as spring." ”

Yun Xiao's smile gradually became hideous: "Fourth Senior Brother, there is no woman in my heart to draw a sword and a natural god!" ”

"Say! Which wild woman you've fallen in love with out there, I'll help you kill her! ”

Jiang Xingzhou: "."

In the end, the candle was blown out, and it seemed that all the childish wishes between the jokes and slapsticks should be fulfilled.

In the next dozen breaths, the old thing came to block the door, Yun Xiao gestured to the other senior brothers to slip away, she had a way.

So Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao jumped out of the window obscenely.

The gentle man climbed the beam like a toad.

Yun Xiao poked the fourth senior brother next to him, but he didn't move, so forget it.

A voice came suddenly—

"Hey, hey! Big guy, come and see how ugly this big girl is! ”

"She actually let me, an old woman, hang herself, and I'm not alive!"

Mrs. Mei was chatting with a few old ladies at the entrance of the village, but her grandson came to her and asked her to hang herself, saying that it was the new girl, and she ran over quickly!

These family legends are much more difficult than the previous batch, especially this Yun Xiao, who is cheap and loves to step on people's heads.

But Wangxian Valley is their territory, and no one wants to be arrogant.

At this moment, there was a circle of old ladies in front of Yun Xiao, and she had never been chased and killed by a group of old ladies who surrounded and scolded the street!

Wuhu ~ so exciting!

"Little junior sister, listen to me." Jiang Xingzhou protected her behind him: "You put the scolding kung fu on the road." ”

Yun Xiao's face fell: "Fourth Senior Brother thinks I'm running fast? ”

Her running level is not as good as the scolding level, and she never fails sports.

While speaking, several old ladies were hungry and pounced, and Yun Xiao raised his hand and threw out several improved pills!

The joint production of brother and sister must be a high-quality product.

The old ladies have been tricked!

"Fourth Senior Brother, you'd better not look at them." Yun Xiao said mysteriously: "I'm afraid of scaring you." ”

Jiang Xingzhou: ?

He subconsciously looked in the direction of the old lady!

In the next second, the whole person's pupils were shocked at this glance!

Yun Xiao also burst out laughing like a barbell in an instant.

Mrs. Mei hasn't reacted yet: ?

The next second, she looked down at herself!

"Ah!!h

Her ass has grown to the front!

All villagers present: !!!!!!!

Yun Xiao poked out a head from behind Jiang Xingzhou at this time and smiled.

"It's too cold, it's okay to cover more dirt, don't jump around, ginger is still beautiful and spicy~" Yun Xiao provoked: "Now the butt is growing in front, and you can see it if you can't wipe it clean in the future." ”

Villager pupil earthquake in the shadows:

[Ahhhh 】

[Is this really a personal biography? 】

[Does she eat people?] 】

[Eat raw or cooked? 】

[Mrs. Mei's ass has grown to the front! ] 】

[In my lifetime, I didn't expect that there would be people whose butts could grow backwards.] 】

After Yun Xiao finished speaking, Mrs. Mei jumped higher and her eyes were fierce: "Dare to make my ass grow backwards, see if I don't kill you!" ”

"That's it, sisters, don't be afraid!"

A few old ladies with their buttocks pulling the old ladies who are still normal to launch a group attack!

Anyway, even if something happens, there is hope that the Lord will solve it for them, and they will beat this big girl!

Then in the next second, Yun Xiao raised his arms and shouted crazy dumping, but none of the old ladies present were spared!

"Monkey Pill takes effect!"

Mrs. Mei roared angrily and turned into a monkey, flew into the forest to swing the tree vines, and Chuangfei passed by the monkey eating bananas, roared and flew into the forest to grab the monkey's banana frantically!

"Tear gas pill takes effect!"

Mrs. Mei's sister raised her hand to take off the rope, silently wept at dusk, sat by the river and wiped her tears with her hands, and continued to wipe without wiping them, the tears that she couldn't stop, choked, cried bitterly, and covered her face!

"Hahadan takes effect!"

"Hen Dan takes effect!"

"Hair removal pill takes effect!"

"Melanization takes effect!"

"Ahhhh!!!h

"Giggle !!"

On this day, all kinds of screams came from the peaceful Wangxian Valley, and the elderly brigade gathered at the door disappeared without a trace in an instant.

Want Want was so shocked that he couldn't close his big mouth!

Damn, this woman is so scary!!

Jiang Xingzhou looked at her eyes shining like stars: "Little junior sister"

Yun Xiao: "Hey! Just play! Isn't it awesome? ”

While the elderly brigade dispersed, the two of them were temporarily calm, and the rest of the people went to inquire about the situation of all parties.

Jiang Xingzhou wanted to say something, but Yun Xiao interrupted him: "Fourth Senior Brother." ”

Jiang Xingzhou: ?

"On your face," Yun Xiaohu narrowed his eyes suspiciously, and slowly approached.

Jiang Xingzhou's body stiffened and looked at the girl who was gradually approaching, with a delicate and small face, cherry lips and nose, and the best thing to look at was the pair of apricot eyes with water.

As we get closer, we can see even our pores clearly.

Ahh

He clenched his fists and his heart pounded.

"You've got stubble." Yun Xiaoxing rushed to take out a scraper from his pocket: "I'll help you scrape." ”

So in such a beautiful atmosphere-

Yun Xiao gave him a shaved stubble.

Jiang Xingzhou's face was expressionless: "."

When Yun Xiao was busy shaving her stubble, she pointed her finger at Jiang Xingzhou: "Fourth Senior Brother, let's go find Mochizuki, right?" ”

Even if she doesn't go to Mochizuki now, Mochizuki will definitely come to her.

If there is a fight, she will definitely be beaten.

Jiang Xingzhou: ???

"I have two upgraded versions of the Damage Immunity Patch."

Jiang Xingzhou: "."

He had nothing to say.

He's in the same boat.