Chapter 118: I'm Bad! I have multiple organ failure!
"Actually, Shang'er really envy her sister, her popularity is so good, and she has so much care from her senior brother, unlike me who only knows my senior brother."
Yun Xiao squinted, and her hands were a little itchy.
Villagers below:
"Why does this become stranger the more you hear it?"
"I always feel that there is something in this Erya's words."
"The last time the sow who stole Erniu's family was caught, he also said the same, how can you want to beat her when you listen to the pitiful?"
Yunshang is still performing her grievances.
"If my presence will cause my sister and brothers to be unhappy, I'm sorry, I'll disappear from you."
"Papapa!!!"
When she was still about to speak, Yunxiao's eighteen serial big competitions fell on her face!
The last big bibi directly pumped Yunshang into the sky to form a parabola!
"Damn, I've been putting up with you for a long time!"
Yun Xiao scolded.
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A few senior brothers: ?
Qu Yunyang: [What's going on? Hahahaha
Jian Qianxiao: [, the little junior sister did this trick beautifully]
Qu Yunyang: [No wonder the little junior sister can listen to this dead white lotus finish speaking, and dare to wait here to pump her big mouth hahahahaha]
Jian Qianxiao: [I learned it, I did it when I was too lazy to listen to people's nonsense. γ
Jian Qianxiao: [66666666]
Xiao Ze and Wen Dan were careful not to look at Yun Xiao, and chased Yun Sheng away with a net bag against the wall.
This trip is a chicken and egg fight!
The Yunxiao five-person group who hadn't left before was enthusiastically left by Mochizuki to eat a hearty lunch, and when they left, Erniu found her: "Big girl." β
Erniu was very direct: "Can you help me pay attention to whether there is a good object, I am very good and diligent." β
Yun Xiao nodded: "Tell me about your advantages, I'll ask the matchmaker outside to ask you." β
Erniu instantly stood up straight and saluted: "I am Wangxian Valley Erniu, I can embroider, my advantage is convex and backward!" β
Yun Xiao's brain is down: ?
"It's not a merit, think about it."
Erniu was stubborn and loud: "I'm really counting, it's really convex!" Really warped! β
Yun Xiao: "."
Four senior brothers: "."
"Pros", "Really Convex", "Really Warped"
Okay.
The five-person group that left Wangxian Valley had rare wealth and chose to charter a small flying boat to return to Qingguang City, but the flying boat driver stopped halfway to pull another monk.
Yun Xiao, who was originally lying on his back, stared at him: "We are in a hurry, and we have chartered this flying boat, not a boat." β
The flying boat driver was impatient: "It's not easy to earn some spirit stones, understand and understand." β
The monk who was picked up had already gotten on the flying boat and was still making a request: "I am in a hurry to send me back to Qingyun City in advance!" β
"What's good?"
Qu Yunyang crossed Erlang's legs.
"That's it!" Jian Qianxiao squinted: "It takes three hours to come and go, what should we do if we delay our business of five million in a quarter of an hour?" β
"You pay?" Yun Xiao has the same squinted eyes.
"And what do you want?" The driver was very impatient: "I also have to do business, otherwise you will add another three thousand spirit stones?" β
"Let me add spirit stones?" Yun Xiao smiled.
Several senior brothers suddenly had a bad premonition and tacitly agreed to shut up.
Before the driver could react, Yun Xiao spoke directly: "Dad, you're too much!" β
Driver:?
The halfway monk stared wide-eyed and turned his head to look at Yun Xiao: "Your father?" β
Senior Brothers: ???
"You don't want to send me to Qingguang City, are you planning to find someone's daughter-in-law?"
"Aren't you afraid that your husband will cut off your leg again?"
Yun Xiao's head poked forward from behind, grinning and white: "Huh? Tell me that you dare to come out and drive a flying boat after you have broken one? β
Halfway Monk: ???!!!
"That's why I'm so cute that I dare to ride your flying boat." Yun Xiao poured out a string of words on his cheeks.
The driver subconsciously touched his leg in horror: "Why are you talking nonsense!" β
Halfway Monk: "You've amputated your limb?????? β
"Yes, yes, that's the one he touched!" Yun Xiao smiled: "You don't know, I spent 10,000 spirit stones to pick him up!" β
The halfway monk frantically rushed down the flying boat and cursed: "What kind of person are you! I'm going to complain about you! β
"It's not."
"You listen to my quibbles are explanations!"
The driver frantically tried to explain, and the monk ran away with his scuds and was nowhere to be seen.
The driver stared at Yun Xiao: "."
Yun Xiao was confident: "Send us back to the city~"
Senior brothers: "."
After returning to Guangcheng in the Qing Dynasty, several senior brothers reported to Wang Keke in an orderly manner.
Wang Keke looked around: "What about Yunxiao?" β
Qu Yunyang spread his hands: "She said she wanted to go out to help others." β
Wang Keke was confused: "What are you doing?" β
Jian Qianxiao popped out a sentence: "Yizhuang vigil." β
"Get her back!" Wang Keke roared: "She is a personal disciple of one of the five sects!" β
Jiang Xingzhou's face was expressionless: "I can't get it back, as soon as I chase her, I will crawl everywhere along Yizhuang's coffin." β
Shi Yubai sighed: "Fortunately, there are three thousand spirit stones a day." β
Wang Keke's roar came to an abrupt end: "This work is not distinguished from high and low, and it is idle when it is idle, and it is also created by its own hands." β
"I'm so proud of her."
Someone who makes Wang Keke proud is in Yizhuang at the moment.
The person in charge of Yizhuang was still filling in something, and Yun Xiao suddenly crawled out from beside him.
Head:!!!!!!
When he was about to say that there was a perversion, Yunxiao stood up straight.
"I'm here to apply."
Yun Xiao's face was full of seriousness, and a pair of round eyes stared seriously at the wall behind him.
Until he saw the salary written on the wall, Yun Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.
But when she turned her head, she found that the person in front of her was swallowing hard.
Is she too direct?
It doesn't seem to be, right?
"What are you here for?" The next second, the person in charge trembled: "Robbing the corpse? β
"No, no, don't get excited!" Yun Xiao pointed to the wall behind him: "One thousand and five spirit stones in the morning and three thousand spirit stones in the evening, is it true?" β
"Yes, but this line needs to be guarded by more vicious and bad people for three days, you"
Judging by her speech and appearance, the person in charge expressed distrust of her.
Yun Xiao suddenly cried bitterly and rushed forward to take out his fake medical records: "I'm bad!" I'm so bad! I have multiple organ failure! β
"I kill people without seeing blood, and I eat people without salt!"
Person in charge: "."
Want Want closed his eyes, he really didn't have any eyes to see.
The person in charge paused: "Okay, let me tell you the rules of the vigil." β
"You say!" Yun Xiao immediately made a vicious expression: (β¬βDishβ)
Person in charge: "."
"Yizhuang is looking for someone to ask for courage and carefulness, and it is normal for the corpse to move suddenly."
"Don't look in the mirror at night."
"Just go on a patrol after midnight."
Yun Xiao nodded excitedly, she was definitely the most conscientious employee.
Until after midnight, she went on a night patrolβ
A corpse that had just died opened its eyes in front of her and tilted its head to smile at her.