Chapter 286: It's better to be dumb than to be beaten into a trumpet!
Say what?
Yun Xiaohu touched his chin suspiciously: "Let Wang Keke stop cooking pumpkin?" Life has beaten me repeatedly, and the meat has become soft and glutinous. ”
She is not a picky eater, but after eating pumpkins for several days in a row, she is about to become a pumpkin person.
Jiang Xingzhou's eyes moved slightly: "That's it?" ”
Yun Xiao's tone was a little vague: "That's it." ”
Jiang Xingzhou looked at her and suggested, "Since you don't want to eat, why don't you go down the mountain to eat thirty-six restaurants?" ”
"What do you eat with?"
"Book your meal first, and we'll go down later."
Yun Xiao looked at Jiang Xingzhou with a pity on his face, and sighed deeply for a long time: "Fourth Senior Brother, you don't understand." ”
After she finished speaking, she didn't have the heart or lungs to get to the second senior brother and the third senior brother to horn the horn.
Jiang Xingzhou: "."
The other side.
"When are we heading to the demons?" Qu Yunyang scratched his hair, and he had a headache when he thought of the food in the canteen: "And can you skip eating pumpkin at noon today?" ”
"Don't eat pumpkin?" Jian Qianxiao subconsciously spoke: "Wang Keke doesn't give you pumpkins, can he still give you pig's trotters?" ”
As far as they haven't broken through the infant stage yet, it's good to have pumpkins.
"You may not believe it." Yun Xiao took out a list of menus: "I told Master that we will add food this week according to the menu." ”
Qu Yunyang: ?
Jian Qianxiao: ??
It's all meat!!!!!
Sure enough, it was still the official who crushed people to death.
"Got braised pork?"
The menu is as varied as the Chinese New Year.
Sure enough, he hugged Master's thighs and ate whatever he wanted.
Yun Xiao took out the rice bowl first, Qu Yunyang quietly took out a bigger rice bowl, and the two of them squeezed around on the way to the dining hall, just to be the first to eat.
Shi Yu's white face was expressionless, avoiding the two little farts and speeding up.
"When will you go to the demons?"
"In a few days, call Shangyin Jue Xiao and Bai to patrol them."
"They were beaten and trained in the sect, do you want to hear their screams?"
Yun Xiao was very interested in answering: "Listen to their beautiful voices, I really want to." ”
The rest of the sects were repeatedly whipped by the elders of the sects: "."
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Next, they finally had a full meal, and they secretly poked and poked the alchemy refiner and took it to the mountain market to sell, and some of the scrap iron Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao mentioned that the scrap was collected by the catty.
When Yun Xiao was supporting the stall, he saw the second senior brother and the third senior brother who came back, and they were all dumbfounded, looking at the forty-five degree direction to the northwest.
"Do you think my new caterpillar tractor is worth the six slots?" Yun Xiao rushed to the point of chassing.
Qu Yunyang's head didn't move: "! ”
Jian Qianxiao's eyes looked over there stunned: "It's amazing!" ”
Yun Xiao was speechless: "Are you expressing your opinion after reading it?" ”
Qu Yunyang approached her with a crooked face, and poked her arm with his hand to signal her to look: "Little junior sister, look, there are monsters over there." ”
In the next second, Yun Xiao's head was also crooked, and she discovered a new world in an instant: !!!!
I saw a monk who looked like Bai Xun touching his bones and telling fortunes, and the female cultivator opposite smiled very shyly.
Three heads huddled together to peep.
Yun Xiao was shocked: "What's the situation?" ”
Qu Yunyang said: "Is it Bai Xun?" ”
Jian Qianxiao was very exaggerated: "It's just like Bai Xun." ”
"Let's try it?"
"What if not?"
"That's right, when the time comes, it will be rumored that three monks in Qingguang City are molesting and besieging the fortune teller?"
The trio is locked in a heated discussion.
"Send a message to Bai Xun?"
"Wow, great idea, hurry up!"
Yun Xiao took out the transmission order.
"Senior Brother Bai, what are you doing?" She pretended to be very calm: "Are you telling fortunes?" ”
The voice transmission order of Bai Xun on the opposite side came out with a ghost crying wolf howl: "Ahhh!!h ”
"Master, don't fight!! Kill someone!! ”
Another sound of frantically fleeing.
Yun Xiao couldn't listen to it anymore, and instantly hung up the transmission order and looked at the two senior brothers with a smile: "No, and Senior Brother Bai is not nowhere to go now, he still has a dead end." ”
Two people: "."
In the next few days, after the Qingfeng Sect made the sect jump, Wang Keke couldn't stand it anymore, and kicked the five people out mercilessly.
The other four sects that were forced to gather in the Qingfeng Sect happened to witness it with their own eyes: "."
Yun Xiao patted the ashes and got up as if nothing happened: "Listen, the wind blew my thoughts to you, so you came." ”
Yin Jue sneered and mocked: "Yes, I have seen and heard that some people will kill themselves if they do too much injustice." ”
Yun Xiao squinted his eyes and disdainfully: "Sure enough." ”
She raised her voice meaningfully: "Dogs can hear things that people can't hear. ”
At the same time, she smiled brightly.
The corners of Yin Jue's mouth twitched wildly, and there seemed to be a cluster of flames on his head, staring at her: "Yun Xiao!" ”
"You say it again?"
He began to chase her frantically with a sword again, Yun Xiao jumped up and down on the edge of the woods, and from time to time grabbed the tree vines to block out dozens of meters away, she looked delicate and pitiful: "Can the Yin Shao Sect Master still hear it now?" ”
Wan Lan raised his forehead: "The Yin Shao Sect Master must not be able to hear it." ”
The rattle of the sound of the teeth was like a steam engine: "I can't hear it!" Can't hear you! ”
He tried to suppress Yun Xiao with music to force her to stop, she took out the suona and came directly to a Phoenix legend, and the sound was subconsciously blown out of the same tone.
Yin Ming: ?
Yinrui: ??
He simply put away Chang Xiao's heavy fist and attacked, Yun Xiao swung his tail to avoid it, slid down and split the fork in one go, shrunk through the bushes and kicked up the tree with both feet.
Yin Jue chased after her and wanted to cut her hair, but she couldn't help but take a cigarette step and directly punched Yin Jue into a panda in one eye.
After all, Yin Xiu always suffers from the upper three cultivations.
After the beating, she quickly added: "Oh, it's normal not to hear it, after all, father's love is silent." ”
Sound: !!
The angry version of Yin never uttered a long voice for more than sixty seconds: [%...@... ¥#60”.】
"Anyway, why did you call me before?" Bai Xun sighed and asked Qu Yunyang about the beginning.
Qu Yunyang divided the melon seeds in his hand and divided him: "I saw a fortune teller who looked exactly like you." ”
"Really? To tell you the truth, my mother may have given birth to triplets back then, is it possible that my lost brother or something" Bai Xun came interested and followed the nonsense.
The corners of Bai Yue's mouth twitched: "She went to steal it?" ”
“.”
The sound here is absolutely fierce, and the more you fight, the more courageous you have to chase.
Yin Rui couldn't bear to look at it directly: "Brother! Stop it! If you continue to fight, you will let Yun Xiao die! ”
Yin Jueqing glared at her with one eye.
Yun Xiao glared back: "What do you look at, it's useless for you to see me, you do it first and scold me, I'm not a panda eye." ”
Yin Jue covered his eyes and cracked.
Qu Yunyang et al.: "."
I almost couldn't hold back my stomach with a muffled smile.
Xiao Ze finally hooked the corners of his lips, and before leaving, the sect elder said that it was better for him to be a dumb man on the road than for Yun Xiao to beat him into a horn on the road. (End of chapter)