Chapter 13: The Made-Up Prodigy

"Baby, show grandma what I'm sick with?"

(Amount...... Grandmother! Can I tell you have a nervous disorder? )

"Baby, look at my uncle, what medicine is best for my athlete's foot?"

(Amount...... Uncle! Just saw your feet and you're all set! )

"Baby, see how old Uncle can live?"

(Amount...... Uncle! You can live to death just one look)

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Since the two children were accepted as apprentices by the medical family, the news has spread all over the streets. The white mushroom is still too small, and it is embarrassing to always be troublesome, and Li Dongbing's family has become the hardest hit area. An endless stream of men, women, and children came to ask this and that. In fact, they are all similar problems of the previous three kinds. provoked Li Dongbing tirelessly. In the end, I had to set a rule. Anyone who comes to the clinic will take two eggs as the consultation fee. So in an instant, the Li family was crowded. It seems that eggs are more important than diseases.

Although Bai Furry was not disturbed in this way, he still had to face a troublesome matter.

"Tell Mom, who did you learn this from?"

That's right, the source of knowledge of white furry children has become a matter of great importance to everyone. Bai Rong had no choice but to take out the medical classics that Li Dongbing had copied for him. "It was given to me by Brother Dongdong."

As a result, when they opened it, they faced the words like a book from heaven, and everyone fell into deep thought, how did this child understand? So the white-haired children began to make up nonsense again. "The teacher taught us how to look up the dictionary."

Yes, maybe you can recognize words by looking up the dictionary, but the ancient text throughout still makes everyone seem very big. The white-haired child continues to tell the lie to the end. "If you don't understand, Brother Dongdong will explain it to me."

It's over, Li Dongbing was completely betrayed.

"Actually, we're both prodigies, can you understand? Prodigies don't need to be explained, I can understand them at a glance. The mind of a child prodigy is beyond your imagination. If we are not prodigies, then Dean Shi and Director Ruan will not be able to accept us as apprentices, right? Right! That's right, it's a prodigy who doesn't need an explanation, and a strong life doesn't need a reason. "Li Dongbing's kung fu is improving day by day.

So, the news of the two prodigies in this place spread again

Hey, one lie has to be made up for with a hundred lies!

Maybe everyone believes in the existence of the prodigy, but there are two people who firmly disbelieve it.

"Tell the truth! What the hell is going on? Don't try to fool us? ”

"That's right! We've been raising you for 12 years, so why didn't we know you were a prodigy? ”

"If you're a child prodigy, can I still wash your diapers until you're four?"

"When you were 11 years old, did you wet your bed once?"

Li Jianguo and his wife were rubbing Li Dongbing's face on the ground little by little. And leave no mercy.

"Mom and Dad, I'm going to say that I suddenly got the hang of it, do you believe it?"

The two shook their heads

"Isn't that the end of it, do I still have to be taught? Otherwise, where did I get those books? ”

"Who taught you?"

"I don't know either, it's an old man with a white beard"

"How did you meet?"

"We didn't know each other at all, he appeared in my dreams, and then in my dreams he gave me all the skills, didn't you notice that I've been sleeping well lately? As long as I slept soundly, the old man appeared in my dreams at night. ”

"Those notes from the white furry?"

"The old man told me to copy a copy of what I learned to Bai Fu, but I don't know why!"

"Then your relationship with the white furry"

"That's my daughter-in-law...... Belch! "It's bald again

So the building was crooked again, and he fell in love early.

"Son! We're not against you falling in love, but it's too early! ”

"Son! We're not against you falling in love, but we have to wait until you're done with school! ”

"Son! ………”

"Stop! Let's talk about the old man in the dream! ”

This night, Li Jianguo and his wife were very comfortable. Don't get me wrong, they don't have popcorn, I'm talking about the mood! Because of his son's future job, he is basically settled, and his daughter-in-law is not bad. The two people who have lost their goals in life, do they feel the need to have another one? However, due to the family planning policy, it was eventually abandoned.

The Bai family, Bai Yingjie and Zhang Chaoying are also in a good mood. If nothing else, his daughter will be a doctor in the future. What a decent job.

Although it is traditional Chinese medicine. But girls? It is not a good thing to be a Western doctor who uses scissors every day. Or sit in the room and look at the illness and prescribe medicine, and find a male doctor husband, that would be more perfect, male doctor? Wait a minute. Seems to have a ready-made one?

Tomorrow is the Qingming Festival to sweep the tombs of the martyrs, and after sweeping the tombs, it is free time. The school's memorial site is Ningyuan. Behind a park is a martyr's cemetery. Then the free time is to play in the park. This is also known as the spring outing.

Generally, the day before the spring outing is the day when the students are purchasing. What to buy? Of course, there are a series of snacks and drinks. Li Dongbing and Bai Furry are no exception. The two went to the commissary hand in hand. What? Aren't you afraid of being seen? People are prodigies! Do you have any control over what the prodigy does? Don't you see that even the teachers at school turn a blind eye?

"You go pick it, I'll settle the bill later"! Li Dongbing said arrogantly. Today is the day when the master and apprentice meet, Dean Shi heard that the school is going to organize a spring outing tomorrow, and as a master, he gave Li Dongbing and Bai Rong a hundred yuan each. And let them herd the sheep in advance. When he went out, he ran into Ruan Shiyi again, and after some interrogation, the two of them earned another fifty yuan each. Therefore, Li Dongbing, who has a lot of money, looks particularly arrogant today. provoked the children to be envious, jealous and hateful.

Li Dongbing is learning martial arts these days. Unexpectedly, I practiced martial arts in my dream, and my physique in reality began to get stronger. Not the athletic of that muscular hunk. It's a feeling of speed, agility, and strength all in one. It's intrinsic. At first glance, it looks like an elegant young man, but with a raised hand, he can move mountains and reclaim the sea. indirectly leads to the fact that even if the children hate it, they only dare to be angry and dare not speak.

Li Dongbing also taught Bai Rong some martial arts suitable for girls to practice, but he didn't expect Bai Rong to understand something from the luck method of Neijiaquan. And it was used in acupuncture in traditional Chinese medicine. So the highest state of acupuncture and moxibustion, with qi acupuncture, was realized by him.

Strictly speaking, this is out of the realm of traditional Chinese medicine. Something close to metaphysics? At this point, Li Dongbing was jealous. Because I can only learn passively, but not actively create. Alas! Grab your hair!