Chapter 106: The Forbidden Nightmare 13 (Kissing the Idol of God)
Even she didn't expect this layer that spider silk would become her weakness.
The coach is right, Yu Ze's brain is really good.
Especially when it comes to combat.
No wonder he was able to violently clear so many dungeons with a pure gold-stirring stick.
Josh relaxed: "Okay, I'll admit defeat, the captain is amazing." ”
Yu Ze met her deer-like bright eyes, because of the high-intensity fight, her little face flushed.
He moved his fingers slightly, and noticed that the posture of the two was a little bad, so he quickly got up and cleared his throat: "Remember to pay the sparring fee." ”
Josh pretended not to hear and leaned over to the corpse to observe the situation.
"Huh? It's weird. ”
"How?" Yu Ze walked over.
Josh's white silk gloved fingers poked at the corpse's skin: "Captain, look, her corpse is still soft and warm, and even her cheeks are still puffy." ”
Yu Ze glanced at her face and smiled: "Don't worry, you don't have any fans." ”
The corners of Josh's mouth twitched slightly: "...... I mean it. ”
Yu Zele was happy: "I'm also serious. ”
Josh touched the body's major arteries and was sure it was really dead, which was even more strange.
"What kind of murder method can make the corpse still maintain a warm body temperature and skin color after death, except that there is no heartbeat, she is almost the same as alive."
Yu Ze glanced at the wound on her scalp and pulled her eyelids open: "But this person has been dead for at least five hours." Moreover, the top of the head is not a fatal wound. ”
Josh frowned slightly.
Yu Ze got up: "You check her whole body and see if there are any other wounds." ”
Josh nodded, reaching for the collar of the corpse.
Yu Ze had already turned around, turned his back and stood by the window.
Josh secretly hooked his lips, quite a gentleman.
She said "offense" secretly, and took off the clothes off the corpse, and a vague musky smell wafted out.
The body was examined carefully, but no wounds were found, nor were there any bruises or redness.
When you reach out and press your stomach, you can even feel the softness of your skin.
She put the corpse's clothes on again: "Alright." ”
Yu Ze turned around: "How is it?" ”
Josh shook his head: "Nothing." ”
"Auntie, it's this room, and there was a thumping sound just now." A woman's voice came from outside, and the sound of noisy footsteps approached this way.
The two glanced at each other, hurriedly took the corpse, and left through the window from the other side.
But thatched huts are built independently, with no shelter around them.
The backs of the two were soon exposed to other passers-by.
"Auntie! There's someone there! ”
Someone was chasing after him.
Yu Ze frowned slightly, carrying the corpse on his left shoulder, and with a touch of his right hand, he carried Josh to his shoulder, instantly speeding up.
Josh felt that his feet were empty, and there was only an afterimage of his whole person.
“???”
The two quickly distanced themselves from the people chasing behind them and returned to the ancestral hall.
Josh uses spider silk to restore the door lock to its original appearance.
Yu Ze threw the body to the ground: "What should she do?" ”
Josh frowned slightly: "Why don't you hide behind the idol?" ”
Yu Ze glanced at the portrait, and his eyes were instantly vigilant: "Something is wrong." ”
"What......" Josh followed his line of sight, his voice abruptly halted when he saw the idol.
The posture of the idol has changed!
It should have been a half-lowered eye, a quiet and peaceful expression, and a trident in his right hand that symbolized the ability of the sea god.
But now, the idol's eyes were fully open, and the expression on his face was anything but friendly, and the trident was tilted downward.
It looks like it's about to attack.
Josh frowned: "What's going on?" ”
Yu Ze turned his head to look at her: "You said you wanted to be his disciple, and you were angry with him." ”
Josh: "...... Why don't you say you touched his fish tail, he was disgusted. ”
"Impossible." Yu Ze Yizheng said: "It's his honor to be touched by me, it's too late for him to steal the fun." ”
As soon as the words fell, the cold aura of the ancestral hall became thicker and thicker.
Yu Ze: "......"
The corners of Josh's mouth twitched slightly: "...... You know by now how annoying you are, right? ”
Yu Ze: "He's cautious and can't make jokes." ”
Josh looked up, looked at the idol, and took a closer look: "Not only has the posture changed, but even the details are much finer." ”
She pointed to the finger of the idol: "Look here, this is a stone statue, originally the fingers were not so fine here, there were only four vague fingers before, but now they are much finer, even the nails are carved." ”
She walked around behind the idol and patted the idol on the buttocks: "And here, yesterday we hid behind him, when he didn't have these scales on his ass at all, and now they are faintly revealed." ”
Yu Ze raised his eyebrows slightly: "Do you have a feeling that this statue ......?"
Josh met his gaze, "Looks like he's coming back to life." ”
Yu Ze nodded.
[Congratulations to players Josh and Yu Ze for triggering the side quest, "Wake up the sleeping Poseidon"]
Yu Ze glanced at her: "Side quest? ”
Josh nodded, "I got it too." ”
She recalled the situation last night: "Didn't you say that the saint chosen by the sea god could awaken him? ”
Yu Ze glanced up and down at the statue: "Maybe he wants to eat by himself?" ”
Josh: "......"
She pondered for a moment: "I understand! ”
Yu Ze glanced at her.
Josh's eyes flashed with a bright color: "Before, my master and sister told me a lot of fairy tales, and in those stories, if you want to wake up a sleeping person, you need to kiss it. ”
Yu Ze narrowed his eyes: "What kind of ancient fairy tale is this, teaching bad children." ”
Josh was not happy: "What taught bad children, I was not taught badly!" ”
The corners of Yu Ze's mouth twitched slightly: "Okay, okay, so what are we going to do now?" A kiss to the idol? ”
Josh thought for a moment and asked tentatively, "Why don't you try it?" ”
Yu Ze politely took a step back: "You kiss, I don't kiss." ”
Josh was very simple: "I kiss me." ”
She climbed onto the offering table, stood in front of the idol, and blinked.
"How?" Seeing that she didn't move, Yu Ze held back a smile and held back his smile: "Is it out of reach?" You say it's a good statue, why do you have to make it 1.9 meters tall? Where does this make those dwarfs who don't even have a meter six put their pride? ”
To be precise, it is more than one meter nine, because the fishtail of the sea god is also rolled back with a part of the arc, and if it is all straightened, it will be more than two meters.
Josh's face darkened, he turned his head to stare at him, and gritted his teeth: "Here you come!" ”
Yu Ze was overjoyed, and took a step back: "I don't think the sea god is gay. ”
Unable to see his villain's triumphant appearance, Josh jumped off the offering table and sat down next to the corpse.
Yu Ze leaned over funny and bumped her shoulder: "Angry? ”
Josh turned his back.
Yu Ze touched her again: "Are you really angry?" Hey, why are you so angry, kid? Didn't the captain tell you, we'll be long, even if we don't ......"
With a "snap", Yu Ze's mouth and the lips of the god collided accurately.
At that moment, Josh teleported to the idol with Yu Ze with spider silk, raised his hand, and forcibly pressed his head.
Yu Ze coaxed her, defenseless.
I kissed the idol head to mouth.
(End of chapter)