Chapter Eighty-Three: The Great Harvest
Half a year after coming to Contens, Lin Taiping finally realized that the most terrifying thing in the world was not the roar of the Hedong lion, but the legendary roar of the Hedong bull......
In fact, after being slapped by Joan of Arc for three minutes, the hapless blackthorn has been completely flattened, and with a little flour or something, it can be turned into a fried fish cake directly in the pan.
But the problem is that even so, Joan of Arc didn't mean to give up, but grabbed the black thorn, used the right hoof bigger than the basin, and viciously opened the bow left and right and pumped wildly: "Play dead?
Papapa, pa, Ye Ge was chilled when he looked at it from the side, and finally couldn't help but pull the corner of Lin Taiping's clothes: "Lin, what the hell have you done, this violent cow was summoned by you, right." ”
"Well...... Lin Taiping blinked speechlessly, indicating that he was extremely innocent.
The conscience of heaven and earth, he just entered the Temple of the Gods a few days ago and sacrificed all the magic crystals accumulated during this time, and then that group of guys with a very profiteer temperament suddenly announced that they could give him a mid-level divine art-Heroic Spirit Possession!
The so-called Heroic Spirit Possession, to put it bluntly, is to summon the great heroes in the history of various dark races, so that their souls can temporarily descend and possess the corresponding dark race creatures.
There is no doubt that this kind of advent magic is extremely powerful, but considering the nature of that group of profiteers, there must also be various limitations, such as spending a huge amount of magic crystals every time they come, such as the arrival time is no more than five minutes, and for example, the arrival of the heroic spirit is completely random, and the ghost knows what made the great hero who was summoned famous?
Luckily, this time it was quite lucky. Although the coming Virgin Joan of Arc is extremely violent, her fighting power is extremely amazing. With just the terrifying brute force, he beat the powerful black thorn to the ground and found his teeth. The whole process takes less than four minutes.
Of course, for poor Blackthorn, these short four minutes were simply unbearable, and after being viciously trampled to the ground again, he finally let out a grief-stricken wail and fainted directly.
"Do you dare to pretend?" Joan of Arc didn't have any sympathy at all, but picked up a boulder viciously, knowing that it was a granite weighing nearly 10,000 catties, "You moo." If you like to pretend to be dead, don't you, my mother will let you become a ...... directly"
Thankfully, the summoning time was finally up, and as a white light flashed by, Leah, who was about to lift the boulder and smash it down, suddenly froze and stood in place with a dull face.
With a bang, the heavy boulder tumbled to the ground, and a looming minotaur soul phantom suddenly rose into the air at this moment. Fly towards the clouds in the sky.
The thunder and lightning roared, and every qiē was calm, but the wind was howling, and you could faintly hear it in the dark clouds. Joan of Arc's heroic roar was heard: "My descendants, whoever dares to bully you, tell me, next time I will take you to break his legs." Raided his house and burned his house!"
And next time?Lin Taiping wiped his cold sweat speechlessly. I secretly made up my mind that I must change to a gentler next time, but then again. The heroic spirits of the minotaurs are so strong, I don't know what the situation will be if they are replaced by the ancestors of the dark elves?
But at this time, Tulu looked at the sky with a large group of minotaurs, moved to tears, and couldn't help beating his chest desperately: "Woo woo, Lord Joan of Arc, you just left, woo woo, what should we do if we miss you?"
"Don't cry!" Lin Taiping patted it on the shoulder to express comfort, "If you really miss her, next time you can gather a few thousand magic crystals for me, I can find a way to arrange for you to meet, and the blind date is no problem...... However, are you going to take care of Leah now, I don't think she's in a good mental state?"
This is true, Leah, who had just been possessed by the Heroic Spirit, was full of little stars at this time, and she couldn't even stand on her feet when she was dizzy, Turu and they hurriedly rushed up to help, and in a certain way, Leah, who was possessed by Joan of Arc, was now the undisputed saint of the Minotaur tribe, enjoying the highest status outside of Tulu.
As for the next work, needless to say, of course, it is to clean the battlefield and loot the manor, Ye Ge took a dozen dark elves, carefully searched the entire manor from the inside out, but found a few hidden secret rooms, and turned out a lot of valuable things.
However, it is a pity that there is nothing in it that mentions how to lift the curse, and Christine is inevitably a little gloomy, she is really worried not about herself, but about Vivien, if that curse suddenly breaks out early, the consequences will be very severe.
"I'll fix it, no problem at all. Lin Taiping gently held her hand, "Actually, did I say that in addition to being a distant relative to the gods, I am also the great wizard Gregory...... Hey, hey, I'm not done yet, aren't you curious about my relationship with Gregory?"
Well, because of his habitual nonsense, Christine's mood finally improved a lot, and Yege hugged her fragrant shoulder intimately, and comforted her rarely: "Honey, don't worry, even if Lin has no way, I will help you, for example, I can go to Grande tomorrow to collect the moving fee, and by the way, knock him unconscious, and then ......"
"Fool, even if you kill him, you will never find a way to lift the curse. A hoarse laugh suddenly sounded, and the black thorn, who had just been bombarded half-dead by Joan of Arc, slowly opened his fish eyes with a face full of resentment with the terrifying power of his half-human, half-fish body.
The cruel and bloodthirsty grin, it looked at everyone viciously, and blood kept dripping from its bloody mouth: "Do you know why? Because that curse was given by Grande with the help of Lord Clown, so ...... Hmm, I'm looking forward to it, maybe you can go straight to the Joker-sama?"
"You're moo!" Tulu suddenly became angry, and raised the totem pillar and slammed it down, "Damn bastard, are we really afraid to go to him?"
With a bang, the totem stone pillar hit the fish's head, and the whole face of the black thorn was distorted, but under this severe pain, it laughed even more fiercely and viciously: "A bunch of fools, just because you also want to deal with Lord Clown? If you don't get away from that big thing, useless waste like you would have been skinned and made into a carpet by him himself!"
"Really?" Lin Taiping suddenly stopped the thunderous Tulu, and touched his chin with a smile, "So, Clown, Bloody Eye, Death Flame, and you, like you, have all undergone that weird transformation and become more powerful than before?"
Without answering, Blackthorn stared at him with a twisted face, and only after a long time did he grin: "Yellow-skinned monkey, do you want to trick me? Don't dream, you will never know how we have this terrifying power." ”
Lin Taiping sighed regretfully, he originally wanted to get some information about the flash rune stone from Blackthorn's mouth, but it seemed that Blackthorn was very alert, so this plan failed from the beginning.
However, the more Blackthorn concealed the secret of the runestone, the more it explained the mystery of the runestone, which is really puzzling, where did the clown get the runestone, and how to use the runestone?
"Looks like you're curious to know. The black thorn sneered fiercely, and there was an indescribable strange feeling hidden in the gray-white fish eyes, "Yellow-skinned monkey, I give you a piece of advice, the more you know, the faster you die, curiosity will not only kill a cat, but also ......."
Bang! Before the words fell, the huge mace smashed through from behind, directly knocking him out again.
Clapping his hands casually, Ye Ge happily made up for it: "Long-winded guy, since you refuse to cooperate, then your use value ends here, maybe I can consider using you to feed the Warcraft, such as the one I just found...... Hmm, what's the matter?"
At this moment, a dark elf who was in charge of monitoring outside the manor suddenly jumped down from the wall: "Patriarch, there are many people rushing here, I see the Marquis of Grande, nobles and councilors from afar, and many armed soldiers and civilians. ”
Nightsong and Christine looked at each other, but when they thought about it, they were all burning into flames, and if the guys on Ivory Island hadn't been alarmed, it would be really abnormal.
"Looks like it's time for us to think about leaving. Night Song licked Sakura's lips lightly, revealing a beautiful but dangerous smile, "Lin, you go first, I'll stay and deal with the aftermath, maybe I should kill every creature that sees us?"
"Please, I still have to eat supper, don't be so bloody, okay?" Lin Taiping couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Actually, there is no need to kill people at all, because since I came here, I didn't plan to sneak people away, in fact, ......"
In fact, he didn't say anything, but habitually showed that kind of black-bellied smile, judging from the exaggerated smile of the eight white teeth together, this fully indicates that someone is about to fall into the pit and never climb up again.
"Here we go again!" Dozens of minotaurs looked at each other, a group of dark elves had strange faces, only Christine raised her hand stupidly, and asked very seriously, "Boss, then what should we do next?"
The question was really timely enough, Lin Taiping looked at her with great satisfaction, and said in his heart that she was still a beautiful lady who got a salary, and she knew how to cooperate with questions at critical moments, so as not to let the boss lose face and come coldly-
"It's simple, the only thing we have to do now is ......"
PS: This chapter is 2973 words, I thought about it, I don't make it up, when the welfare (to be continued......)