Black and white impermanence grinds and pushes

Gonzo

People say that there are no wonders in the world, but I have to add: there are many ghost stories. No, the wonder came out.

I opened a tofu factory, and I got up early and was busy every day. This is where the story begins: that night, I went to the well in the west of the village to fetch water to soak the beans, and I was carrying the water on the way back to the mill. At this time, the wind was blowing, in fact, the wind was not strong, but it was still blowing, and I shivered.

As I walked to the intersection, I suddenly heard a noise behind me. At this time, who is as busy as I am with life? The more I thought about it, the more strange it became, and I slowly turned my head away.

Two men came from the other side of the road, and they were moving towards me, floating to be exact, for I could not see their feet. Although it was dark at night, there was still a slight moonlight, and I slowly lowered my head to look at the ground, oops! There is no shadow, there really is no shadow.

In an instant, I could see clearly, dressed in black and white, wearing pointed hats, and expressionless. I'm confused, isn't this the legendary black and white impermanence? I rubbed my eyes and looked at them again, and the pointed hat read "The world is peaceful" and "Fortune at first sight".

Black and white impermanence is not something that everyone can see, they are one of the top ten yin commanders in the underworld, and they are responsible for the task of asking for lives and seducing souls! When I saw them today, it turned out that their appearance was similar to that on TV!

Black and white impermanence is what we all call the two ghosts, the yin gods. However, they are very good at ghosts, and they are also very talkative. If the man who is nearing the end sees them, it means that his life will be over.

Once ordinary people see it unintentionally, then your good fortune will also come, and you will have a chance to make money at first sight. Because the words written on their hats can explain the meaning, and when they perform their official duties, they write "I am arresting you" and "You are also coming".

If you can see them in their spare time, the hat will read "The world is peaceful" and "Wealth at first sight".

Today, I met these two gods, the white impermanence pointed hat wrote "Wealth at first sight", and the black impermanence pointed hat wrote "The world is peaceful". From my own experience, I know that they are now in their leisure time, not in the course of their official duties. Hehe! It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make a fortune.

They floated towards me, but I didn't give way to them, but walked over with water to meet them. His brothers were stunned for a moment, and asked, "What's the matter with you, why are you blocking my brother's way?" ”

I put down the water pick, bowed to them, and said with a smile: "The two gods are not doing anything for him, but they just want to help the two of them." ”

Black and white impermanence glanced at each other, puzzled by their meaning, and asked, "I have never known each other, where can we talk about Zhou Ji?" ”

"Everything in the underworld and the yang world is very similar, but there are only two heaven and earth. The two of them worked as errands in front of the saddle of the king of Hades, and their official positions and salaries were roughly the same as those of the petty officials in the yang world, and their wives and children lived on that salary, and their lives must be very tight. As I spoke, I peeked at the two of them.

Black and white impermanence nodded, "That's true." ”

"The charity just mentioned is not to give away the salary in vain, so that the two gods will be suspected of taking bribes, if the two gods help me do some work and accept the salary, it will naturally become a salary, and I can explain it clearly wherever I go."

Black and white impermanence asked, "What kind of work?" ”

"My family runs a tofu factory, how about asking the two gods to help me grind beans and pay my salary?"

Black and white impermanence snickered with joy and agreed. I didn't go far, but I didn't get any better.

I asked, "Why did the two gods stop?" ”

Black and white impermanence said: "For you to grind to earn a salary, delay errands, how can the two of us explain to the king of Hades?" ”

"The two gods have followed the king of Hades for many years, even if they delay their errands, at the light of all, they will be reprimanded, and at the worst level, it is forbidden to suffer from the pain of two boards, and it is not worth it for their wives and children!"

Black and white impermanence scratched his ears and cheeks and thought hard, and finally stomped his feet and said: "The two of us have always been loyal to the king of Hades, and if this matter is known by the king of Hades, it will not be difficult for us to wait." ”

In this way, when the day was about to dawn, black and white impermanence woke me up, and the two hundred catties of beans had been grinded.

I took out two sheets from my pocket and handed them over, but the black and white impermanence shook his head and said, "The money in the yang world can't be spent in the underworld." ”

"Oops! I forgot about it, the two of you used the Stygian Coin, but I don't have it at hand for the time being! Or else! Seeing that the day is about to dawn, the two gods sent to go back first, and I will burn it for you during the day, and in order to make up for my mistakes, my salary will be doubled today. ”

Black and white impermanence listened to the joy, bowed, and finally left the bank account of Hades and left.

In the past, I had to grind tofu at night and sell tofu during the day, but now I finally have a good night's rest. After dawn, I went to the store and bought a large stack of burnt paper, then took out two copies, ran to the intersection and drew a circle on the ground, and then muttered the black and white impermanence to my bank account number. I saw a small whirlwind blowing, and the paper ash swirled and floated away.

In the evening, as soon as I returned with water, I heard a buzzing sound coming from the tofu factory. Push open the door and take a look, hehe! This time the black and white impermanence came uninvited.

But seeing that these two gods were sweating profusely and the stone mill was pushing happily, I asked, "The two gods are poor, have you received your salary yesterday?" ”

Black and white impermanence laughed and said: "It is easy to do things with money, and the same is true in the underworld." ”

Black and white impermanence said: "The two of us have served under the king of Hades for many years, and they are still a small soul hook and a bad official, and they cannot be promoted. Coming to the yang to grind with people, the intention is to earn more money, and in the future, you can be promoted. ”

In the past, there was money to make ghosts push and grind, and today ghosts are looking for money to grind and push, aha! It's weird, it's weird, it's money, it's money......

Money can make ghosts push and grind, and ghosts push grinds for money, wonderful, wonderful, strange!

[In the past, there was money to make ghosts push and grind, and today ghosts are looking for money to grind and push, aha! It's weird, it's weird, it's money, it's money......

Money can make ghosts push and grind, and ghosts push grinds for money, wonderful, wonderful, strange! 】