Chapter 35: "Auntie and Uncle"

Zhao Meihui spoke: "It seems that she is also quite unreasonable. ”

Qi Mu: "She didn't make trouble unreasonably, it was because I didn't give her enough security. ”

Li Xia has seen too many ambiguous scenes between Qi Mu and the girl, she can't tell whether the other party wants to have a good time with her or just have fun, and she is afraid after the surprise of Qi Mu's confession, and courage is not always there.

Qi Mu understood that it was his absurd behavior in the past that made Li Xia's heart have nowhere to place, all of which were expected by him, it was not easy to chase Li Xia, and it was even more difficult to make Li Xia understand his heart.

Maybe it's retribution, who told him to turn a blind eye to her before and pretend not to care, and hook up in front of her, what can he do to solve the sins he created.

Qi Mu: "Don't do this kind of thing again, I don't beat women, it's not that I don't dare to beat women." After saying that, he left without looking back.

Girls' dormitory.

As soon as they entered the dormitory, the two CP powders were added to the poison and millet, and the three of them sat neatly in a row with their hands on their chests, like judges in the courtroom.

Huang Yaru: "Confess leniently." ”

Chen Yun: "Resistance is strict." ”

Xiaomi: "Confess truthfully." ”

Li Xia moved the chair and sat down beside Xiaomi, she leaned her head on Xiaomi's shoulder and wrapped her hand around each other's hands, closed her eyes and said, "I'm really tired, can we not mention this." ”

Chen Yun and Huang Yaru were about to ask something, but Xiaomi raised her hand and made a quiet gesture towards them, and the two obediently shut up.

Xiaomi: "Are you unhappy again?" ”

Li Xia nodded: "Hmm." ”

Xiaomi patted Li Xia on the back: "It's okay, don't say it if you don't want to say it, when you want to say it, don't be sad that we will sleep together tonight, I will accompany you." ”

Li Xia raised his head and pursed his mouth and was extremely moved: "It's still your best." ”

Xiaomi is the most well-behaved of the four, but it is the most prestigious of the four, even Chen Yun, who is 1.72 meters, is afraid of her, Xiaomi is very eccentric, and she is so good to Li Xia that people are jealous, Chen Yun and Huang Yaru were still jealous at first, and then they slowly got used to it.

On the rooftop.

Li Wei: "No, you really like Li Xia?" Why? ”

Li Wei: "Seriously? ”

Li Wei: "Are you deaf or dumb, speak?" ”

Qi Mu took advantage of the situation and made some incomprehensible movements, and then: "Abba Abba Abba ......"

Li Wei was speechless, when is this kid still here to give him cold humor, and put aside the performance of the deaf and dumb.

The next day.

Li Xia was depressed all morning, and he was listless in class, and finally finished the whole class, and Xiaomi pulled Li Xia and ran. Li Xia held the cover of the textbook with a pen on it, and was stuffed into the car by millet before he had time to ask where he was going.

Li Xia, who was sitting in the car, didn't bother to ask where Xiaomi went, even if the other party wanted to sell her at this time, she might still count the money for the other party.

The car stopped at the entrance of the elementary school, and Xiaomi pulled Li Xia to squat not far from the school gate. Surrounded by neat rows of food stalls, the stall owners looked at them with strange eyes, as if they were talking about two psychopaths from somewhere......

Xiaomi took out her phone and looked at the time 11:30, she muttered, "The time is just right." ”

Li Xia, who didn't know why, drooped her head, the textbooks in her arms hurt her jaw, and she asked, "What are we going to do here?" ”

Xiaomi's eyes looked straight at the school gate, as if she was expecting something, until she saw a group of students flocking out, she said happily: "When I was in high school, I squatted at the gate of the elementary school every time I was unhappy, I don't know why I felt a lot happier as long as I saw these children, and the most important thing was ......"

Xiaomi Gu didn't speak again, and Li Xia asked, "What's the most important thing?" ”

Millet smiled smugly at her, and the elementary school students quickly gathered in front of the food stall, and then each took the delicious food and ate it.

Millet located his favorite food among the children, and then stretched out his hand to the other party without hesitation, Millet squatted and stood with the children, such a distance The primary school student seemed to relax her vigilance, she naturally took out a spicy strip from the packaging bag and put it in the other party's hand.

Xiaomi said proudly to Li Xia: "The most important thing is that you can also eat a buffet." ”

Li Xia, who was originally lifeless, was extremely excited at the moment, this shameless behavior was too interesting.

She randomly found a child and stretched out her hand, the other party blinked in confusion, and just when Li Xia thought she was going to be rejected, the other party angrily took out a new bag of snacks from his pocket and handed it to Li Xia.

The primary school students in front of the stall gathered more and more, and Li Xia and Xiaomi's actions to eat became more and more handy, and the children gathered around her like watching the monkeys in the zoo, constantly feeding.

After Xiaomi's meal was almost complete, he asked them: "I ask you, my sister likes that brother, but that brother is very attentive, what do you say my sister should do?" The tone was plaintive.

One of the round little boys squeezed in front of Xiaomi, the corners of his mouth were still stained with spicy red oil, and he puffed out his cheeks and said, "Then you can also pay attention." ”

Another child with a double ponytail pinched his fingers and asked, "Are you handsome?" Auntie, do you have a picture of him? Can you show me? ”

Hearing the word aunt, Xiaomi really wanted to be mad, but after all, it was the flower of the motherland, and she endured it.

Li Xia held back a laugh on the side. Li Xia clicked on Qi Mu's circle of friends only to find that he didn't post news at all, and after thinking about it, he clicked on Li Wei's circle of friends again, and sure enough, almost every one of them had Qi Mu.

She casually clicked on one and handed it to the girl with a double ponytail, and the girl stopped with her fingers and said, "If it's the uncle on the left, sister, you better give up, if it's the brother on the right, sister, I think you earned it." ”

Children are good at talking, and they can say whatever they want without thinking about whether it will be too straightforward. The one on the left is Li Wei called uncle because he is ordinary, and the one on the right is Qi Mu called brother because he is good-looking.

Xiaomi: "The one on the right, but he's very attentive!" ”

The child sighed softly, pretending to be old-fashioned and said: "What's this, he is so attentive to you, what age is it and so conservative, you adults are really annoying." ”

Another child squeezed in and said with great interest: "Yes, handsome is really handsome, you must not be bothered to find those ugly monsters, although he is handsome, he is handsome." ”

Li Xia was speechless, how could the current children be different from what she remembered, she was only a little demon fairy at this age, but they had maturity beyond their age, and said some obvious truths in a childish tone.

Millet deliberately said softly and weakly: "It's all my fault, why do I like such a big carrot." His eyes kept glancing at Li Xia.

The little fat man was excited, he raised his hand as if he was raising his hand to speak in class, and Xiaomi pointed at him solemnly and said, "You come and go." ”

Little Fat Man: "The pattern is open, don't blame yourself for what we can blame others, refuse mental internal friction, ask yourself less why you ask others more why, our main focus is to be harsh on others and tolerate yourself, just be good to yourself, and give the rest to retribution." ”

Li Xia covered her stomach and laughed, the book in her arms slipped to the ground, and the child next to her picked it up and handed it to Li Xia and said, "Sister, are you a college student?" "I looked incredulous.

Li Xia nodded, she looked at Xiaomi again and asked, "Auntie, are you too?" ”

Xiaomi's smile quickly froze, and she asked expressionlessly, "Why do you call her sister and aunt?" Why? ”

The child replied very seriously: "The good-looking one is called sister, and the average-looking one is called aunt." ”

Xiaomi: "......"

The child completely ignored the other party's emotions, and she asked Li Xia full of doubts: "Are all college students so poor now?" Ran to the entrance of the elementary school to ask for food. ”

Li Xia: "......"

After chatting with the children for a while, Li Xia felt that he suddenly became enlightened, isn't he just a man, there is no need to be so sad. The two said goodbye to the children and left, and a group of children chattered around them and asked when they would come back.

Li Xia thought that they were reluctant to herself, she said: "Sister will come back when you are free, you study hard and don't think too much about me." ”

Children: "I don't miss you, but I think feeding you is much more fun than feeding the monkeys at the zoo." ”

Li Xia Xiaomi looked at each other: "......"

The other side.

Qi Mu got up from the bed and finished washing, he kicked Li Wei on the sofa with his foot and said, "Hurry up, wake up and go to class." ”

Li Wei was confused: "I don't skip class." ”

has been skipping class all morning, and in the afternoon is the class of Mr. You, the head teacher of cold noodles, known as the extermination teacher, as long as you dare not come to class, she will destroy your year-end grades, and she will never let go of your graduation thesis easily, it is scary to think about.

Qi Mu: "In the afternoon, you can do it yourself." ”

Li Wei instantly sobered up.

Ten minutes later.

The two of them each rode electric cars, Qi Mu repeatedly reminded each other to wear helmets, and Li Wei refused many times with an indifferent attitude.

Then, he was very fortunate to be stopped by the traffic police. Qi Mu sat on the electric car with his feet propped on the ground, clasped his hands and tilted his head to look at Li Wei, not listening to Qi Mu's words and suffering in front of him.

Li Wei: "Uncle traffic police, this won't affect my child's future public examination, right?" ”

Traffic police: "How old is your child?" ”

Li Wei: "I don't have children yet. ”

The traffic police looked at him as if he was mentally retarded and said, "No." ”

Then he tore down the note and handed it to the other party and said: "Fine: 20 Remember to wear a helmet next time, and pay the fine at the designated place within the specified time." ”

Li Wei took it with both hands and made a saluting gesture towards the other party, and the traffic police were startled and then returned a salute with a smile.

Qi Mu looked at Li Wei, who was wearing a helmet seriously, and said, "Are you sick?" ”

Li Wei: "Speak well, the traffic police uncle is still there." ”

Qi Mu: "The traffic policeman looks about the same age as you, can you call him uncle?" ”

Li Wei buckled his helmet and looked in front of the mirror: "This is called an honorific title." ”

Qi Mu: "Who told you that not wearing a helmet will affect the next generation of public examinations?" ”

Li Wei: "I think so. ”

Qi Mu: "You're such a talent. ”

The two of them twisted the handle and set off towards Nanda, and if they continued to ink, they would really miss the class of the exterminator.