Chapter 215: Kung Fu Panda
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I gave a monthly pass, and if I didn't have it, I would like to thank you for recommending the ticket
Seeing the evil smile on Lorraine's face, Lorina's angry eyes burst into flames, pointed at his nose, and said hatefully: "You dead bastard, this is deliberately taking advantage of the opportunity to anger me, isn't it?"
Lorraine picked her ears and said, "Let me think about it."
He looked up. Pretended to think about it a little, and then said categorically:
Lorina's seven orifices were immediately angry, and her stomach hurt a little.
Lorraine pretended not to see it, and began to tell herself: "The name of this story is 'Kung Fu Panda'." ”
He slapped the table. took out the most classic of the year: "In other words, once upon a time there was a very, very rare, very, very rare black and white bear." We call it a panda by our people there. It's so rare that I can't find a girlfriend. It can only be one life
Seeing that he had taken advantage of the loophole, Rowana tried her best to bully herself. I couldn't help but feel angry and laugh, but I couldn't say a word. It's just that the roots of my teeth are itchy, and I look at him hatefully, and I really want to bite off a piece of meat from his body, which can relieve the hatred in my heart.
Lorraine continued: "One day. When he covered his face and was about to go out to rob a bank, he accidentally ran into a female panda on the road. ”
Leoch said, "Panda is also going to rob a bank?"
"Isn't he going to eat too?" Lorraine patted him on the head casually and said, "Don't interrupt and listen to me." ”
He paused. Then he said: "Then look at the panda, what a rare opportunity it is, you say." In the vast sea of people, uh "In the vast sea of bears, after so many years, I met a similar person." He immediately rushed over and proposed to the female panda. But the human and female pandas are also bearish, and suddenly a guy jumped out and proposed to her, of course she didn't want to.
The male panda saw that others were unwilling, and then he relied on his strong body, and planned to play directly to rob relatives, wanting to snatch the female panda home as a wife."
When Lorena heard this, she couldn't help but roll her eyes, spat at him, and said, "You bastard, just teach Leo." You have to make him a scoundrel like you. ”
Leo immediately lowered his head in shame and whispered, "Don't praise me anymore, I'll blush."
Lorina was so angry that she almost lost her breath, not only her stomach hurt, but her liver trembled. scolded: "I'm pissed off by you two bastards sooner or later"
Lorraine grinned proudly, and then said, "Don't interrupt. Don't interrupt. Listen to me as I go on. Although the male panda was strong, he didn't expect the female panda to know martial arts, so he immediately swore to resist. A set of eighteen palms to descend the bear,"
Leo couldn't help but wonder again: "Eighteen palms of bears, isn't it eighteen palms of dragons?"
Lorraine glared at him and said, "The one who fights the dragon is called the eighteen palms of the dragon, and the one who fights the bear can of course only descend the eighteen palms of the bear." Each has its own special counterpart. Thou shalt descend eighteen paws. Can you beat a dragon?"
Leo listened to what he said and obediently said, "Oh." sighed, then touched his head, no more
Lorraine continued: "As soon as the bear's eighteen palms were hit, the male panda who was immediately beaten had a blue nose and swollen face, broken bones and tendons. The male panda was about to cry, and finally the male panda said angrily, "
Lorina gritted her teeth and glared at him, and said, "You just give me nonsense, you wait, see how I turn around and recuperate, how to clean up"
That's when it happened. Then I heard a scream: "The gods are above;
Then a roar like a monster sounded: "Who is it? Who did it? I'm going to peel him off, hang the flagpole and light a sky lantern, burn it to ashes, and then stir it with footwashing water, rush into the gutter, and soak it with dog shit and cat urine."
Lorraine immediately heard the voice from Cardinal Obachem. He couldn't help but look at Leo and see that the other person's face turned a miserable white color with fright.
Lorina sat next to her and clasped her arms and watched them sneer.
After about a second, I heard the search sound of slamming the door and moving things. And "did you do it, did you do it" and other roars rang out incessantly, and then moved quickly towards this side.
Lorraine and the two looked at each other, then ran to the window and opened it.
Lorraine flashed. He jumped out of the window. Leo couldn't reach the window and couldn't help jumping around. "And me, and me." ”
Lorraine reached out and carried him out. Before leaving, close the window. He looked at Lorena and continued to tell the joke. Finally, the male panda said angrily: "How can you do this, we are all about to become extinct." ”
Then an angry ton sounded: "Get out of yours"
Followed by. A pillow flew out like a meteor.
Lorraine hurriedly closed the window. The pillow slammed down on the window glass and "poof." The ground fell softly to the ground.
Lorence bit her pomegranate-red cherry lips and laughed angrily, not knowing how to laugh for a while. In the end, I couldn't help but "poof, I laughed out loud, but then I pulled the wound, and I couldn't help frowning in pain and snorting.
Followed by. Then there was a knock at the door, and Obakhim's pale head poked out from the outside
Come.
He had apparently learned a little bit from other people's descriptions. Fei Dao: "Lovely Lorina, have you seen a big one or two thieves who stole my flowers"
He said. When I looked up, through the glass, I happened to see Lorraine and Leo running forward, looking back. On the table next to it, on the left and right, there are two bouquets of flowers that he has carefully cultivated.
This old man is old and fine, but with a slight turn of his mind, he understands. His ached heart let go of his teeth, and he roared angrily, "You two scoundrels! I'll stand still and see if I don't tear you to pieces today."
As he spoke, he turned around. Holding his cane aloof, he rushed out of the doorway. With a agility and degree that is completely incompatible with his age. Quickly chased after the two Lorraine.
Lorina slowly raised her head, just in time to see the big one or two figures being chased by the old man, and fled out of the gate in a hurry.
Although she knew that she was a bit of a nymphomaniac, she couldn't help but sigh and said, "It's so easy to escape."
After speaking, I don't know what I remembered, the eyes turned, covered with a faint layer of water, and gradually became hazy, reminding the intermission
Although Fort Maple Leaf Danlin won a complete victory, capturing countless warships and materials, and capturing thousands of people, it was in a short period of time. None of this can be monetized.
And to the anger of the academy's higher-ups, the captives stayed in the prisoner of war camp all day, doing nothing, and had to eat with their mouths open, consuming a lot of food supplies.
However, for this matter. Lord Lorraine found a solution very lightly, "Anyway, if you are idle, you will be idle, find them some work." Engage in infrastructure projects, no, it's okay. ”
At present, Maple Leaf Dancai has begun vigorous infrastructure construction. Because there are more than 7,000 young and strong laborers who don't spend money.
In line with the principle of not using it in vain, everyone submitted various construction proposals. Then step up and start implementation. As long as you say hello, you can lead people to work.
In the past, many projects had to be stopped due to lack of money or people. And now all of them have been broken all at once.
The whole machine Ye Danlin seems to have become a big construction site, and it is very lively.
No matter where you go. You will see buildings rising from the ground, and there are prisoners of war who are busy and sweating hard there.
In the words of Lord Lorraine: "To engage in construction, we must have high standards and strict requirements. Otherwise, where are we going to embezzle" Uh, no. That's the only way. in order to benefit future generations.
What we have now is manpower, even if it's a toilet. All of them have to be built into five-star ones! There must not be a single horse."
That explosive face makes people itch.
Even Leo was not idle.
In the name of the Flying Eagle Company, he found hundreds of prisoners of war and asked them to shovel up all the thick snow under the maple leaf pill forest, pile up a high snow-capped mountain, and then play rapids there
Later, many people looked funny and all came running.
His Royal Highness Leo, the greatest political grandfather of the future family, sees a business opportunity. Immediately, his eyes rolled, and he made a lot of money by selling tickets.
Then when Catherine found out, she immediately ordered him to collect a large amount of taxes. The painful ruffian sleeps like he's back in infancy, and every time he wakes up. will cry out loud.
Leo couldn't help it. In order to make money. also in order to curry favor with Catherine, let her collect a little less tax, and the grandfather took Lorraine. He gave Lorraine half of the shares, so he made a few pairs of skis, and then gave them to Catherine, and after a try, the girls fell in love with the sport.
And the structure of the skis is simple. A lot of people also started to do it themselves and play along.
Skiing has become the most popular winter activity in the maple leaf danlin within a few days.
At the moment, the business of the ski resort is becoming more and more prosperous, and it can be said that Rijin Dou Leo can't close his mouth happily, and he only grins and giggles every day.
So Lorraine's rare surroundings were clean, without Leo, the ruffians going around to cause trouble for him, and there was no angry sea rivalry between Catherine and Adele, "Uh, the vinegar sea rivalry." Take him out
In the next few days. New reinforcements continued to arrive by land in the Maple Leaf Danlin.
There were several local governors who were close to the Maple Leaf Danlin sent a large army, and three or two big nobles came with their own private soldiers of one hundred and ten.
There are more than three or five groups of graduates who have come from the machine.
They knew that Almohad's undeclared war was despicable after the sneak attack. One by one, they were filled with righteous indignation, with their armor and weapons, and rushed to the Weapon Ye Danlin day and night.
They were like streams that converged into a river, and although they were silent at first, in just a few days, they gathered thousands of people.
By the time they arrived, the crisis had been resolved.
Some people returned immediately after a few alumni meetings. But more people decided to stay, and the team of the Almohad Empire who participated in the crusade against the Machined Danlin decided to stay.
These people saw that the large number of formed navies stationed in the Maple Leaf Danlin had already put up a counteroffensive shelf, so they were full of confidence, as if they had defeated the Almohads.
And the huge harvest of the battle of the maple leaf danlin made everyone feel red. They all dreamed of defeating Almohed and then being able to legitimately steal there.
During this waiting time. These ruffians had a class reunion.
The taverns and restaurants in the Maple Leaf Danlin were crowded every day, and the bosses who thought it was the off-season and were affected by the war couldn't keep their mouths shut.
But it's not all good.
For their arrival, the Holy Knights on duty were very worried. God knows how many grievances these guys saved in school back then.
Later, after they finished their studies, they went their separate ways and did not associate with each other again. And now it's easy to get together, and then think of the grievances and grievances of the year: like who robbed whose girlfriend, who secretly ran away when they were about to graduate, and who didn't pay back anyone's money when they were about to graduate. Who's secretly knocked someone's stuffy stick somewhere. Whoever secretly copied whose article was reported as a result
Now, after they saw each other, all the dusty memories of the original time were restored. At the moment, there is resentment and revenge. There is no resentment, and there is no hatred, after pouring too much cat urine, he also stepped forward to help, and it was regarded as practicing his hands in advance. As a result, there are constant incidents of fights and brawls every day.
Let the holy horsemen and pickets in charge of the security issue keep their feet from touching the ground, and how long their tongues are spitting out.
The picket's dark room was full of people.
There are a lot of people who have walked in and out several times.
The record is that two guys came out of the picket's dark room in two minutes, met at the door, and then started working again.
The men of the Holy Knights kicked them in one by one.
Lorraine, as a temporary commander, has been busy dealing with these people these days, and she has been busy all day without a stool. I was often woken up from the bed in the middle of the night.
Even one day, an eighty-year-old grandfather, with his beard and head all white, riding a horse tremblingly, carrying a heavy spear weighing more than 80 catties, fully armed, with his son and grandson, as well as dozens of guards and domestic servants, rushed to the maple leaf danlin. And looking at the age of those two grandchildren, they are about the same age as Leo.
As soon as the old man entered the door, he shouted that he wanted to go on an expedition to Almohads and wash the palace in blood.
After he knew about Lorraine, he praised Lorraine in a big tone. His two sons were embarrassed to explain to Lorraine: The old man is too stubborn, and we can't stop it, so I will add to you
Finish.
Then he was courteously picked up by General Vabador, and Lorraine learned that this old guy was still the old mentor of General Vabador.
As for the old man's two grandsons, they went to Leo's ski resort as soon as possible and worshipped him as the boss. Then while eating lollipops on the side, I helped him sell tickets. At the same time, it also cracked down on scalpers who sell counterfeit tickets.
In the early morning of the next day, the sky net was hazy, and a long line of four or five hundred knights had slowly approached the gate of the Maple Leaf Danlin.
A fat and strong war horse, with a uniform style. And the well-made armor, the scarlet cloak, the dust and mud spots on the horses and armor, the weather-colored faces of the knights, indicate that they came from a long journey, but in spite of this. Their formation was not chaotic at all. The knights were straight on horseback.
A silent team that seems to be silent. But it gives others a feeling of powerful explosive power. As firm and majestic as a towering mountain.
The knight in the lead, holding a large flag with a red background with gold edges. The huge and hideous black eagle on the flag swayed in the air, ready to spread its wings and fly out.
Seeing that they were approaching the gate, the two knights galloped out of the group and galloped towards it.
Lorraine slept all night at the head of the city because of his duty, and when he heard the alarm, he was suddenly woken up, and he was in a daze, and he saw this team from a distance on the city wall, but he couldn't see the flag clearly for a while, and he was thinking in his heart, this would be the team there?
The two knights soon appeared in Lorraine. The two of them took off their helmets and waved to Lorraine under the walls and shouted, "Lord Count." ”
Lorraine looked at it and was startled.
He knew both of these knights, and they were the personal guards of the Grand Duke Julian. Shackel and Caldor. Since it was the two of them, it means that the team below belonged to Archduke Julian.
Lorraine hurriedly waved to both of them as well. said, "Hello two." I'll come down now."
Caldor, without looking at Lorraine, said, "Yes, Lord Lorraine. Our Grand Duke will be here soon. ”
Hearing Caldor's "our family" Lorraine stumbled and almost fell off the steps
Lorraine secretly said in her heart: Catherine would be very happy to hear such words, but how could she feel a little terrible when she heard this word. It feels like a Spanish noose?
Lorraine pulls a horse from under the city. Turning over his horse, he said to the soldiers beside him, "Go and tell the deans that Archduke Julius has arrived." Other than that. Ask the brother to go to the ski slope outside the city to find Catherine and Leo. Sue them, their dad is here. ”
The soldier took the order and left.
Lorraine and Schalke with Caldor. The party of the Grand Duke rushed to Julio.
On the way, Caldo smiled at Lorraine. said: "Earl, along the way, the Grand Duke has praised you a lot, it seems that you will definitely be prosperous in the future." ”
Lorraine said to herself: I would rather that murderer never remember me. But he could only laugh dryly and ask, "How can the Grand Duke say?"
"The Grand Duke said that Sister Catherine had the same eye as her mother. ”
Lorraine was stunned for a moment, and secretly thought: This old fellow, praised all the people before it came to me.
Archduke Julius with a group of officials. Walking in the middle of the cavalry, he wore the same armor as the other soldiers, and stood out compared to the people around him in fine clothes.
Saw Lorraine coming. Julius waved him off at the person who was talking next to him, then pointed at Lorraine and said with a proud face: "Everyone, let me introduce you, this is the Count of Lorraine who led the Battle of Maple Leaf Danlin. Our friends. ”
A chubby middle-aged man next to him immediately smiled and hurriedly patted him: "Lord Lorraine has the ability to lead the Maple Leaf Danlin people at such a young age, and making such a great contribution can be described as the hope for the future of our Ruman Empire." ”
The others also echoed it, and the praise was unconscious.
Lord Lorraine was extremely disdainful in his heart. These guys praise people just what they say, "geniuses, hope for the future, and so on, which is extremely uninspiring." But he still smiled and said a few words. (To be continued)