Chapter Ninety-Four: Crazy Eye
In summer, it's supposed to be bronzed.
I looked at the bronzed skin down the half-sleeve and fell into deep thought, and the whiteness of the half-sleeve gave me reason to believe that the black-and-white complement was the main tone of summer.
I don't know how many times I've run the road to the basketball club, and every time I go there, it's accompanied by time, just like Conan in "Detective Conan", where there is a murder, there seems to be a curse like zài around me, a curse from the exotic Nikami (translated as 'Death' in Japanese).
This time is obviously different, and what is about to happen is something I can grasp, and if nothing else, we can do it as it comes.
Knocking on the door, I walked straight inside, and sure enough, all the members of the Ability Society except Lin Ziye arrived, and their eyes shot at me twice, I hurriedly dodged to the side, but I sped up my pace and blended in.
Well, it seems that there is another person I don't know.
A chubby man with little eyes about twenty-five years old was staring at me, I leaned down in embarrassment and whispered to Sun Yang next to me, "Yang Zai, who is this?"
Sun Yang smiled, patted me on the shoulder, and introduced to the small-eyed fat man: "This is what I said before, the vice president of our club, Yi Zhangyi, just call him Xiaoyi!"
The small-eyed fat man nodded, and his sudden realization made people laugh, raised his head and said seriously, "I'm Zhou Tongfang, please advise!"
As he spoke, Zhou Tongfang stretched out his right hand, meaning to shake hands with me.
"Well, it's the same, Xiao Yi has a place where he doesn't take good care of it, so please take care of the eldest brother with him!" Seeing this, I also stretched out my hand and had a close contact with his hand.
After the ceremony, Dong Ting's two slaps were fanned on the faces of the two of us, and Dong Ting, whose face was like a red apple, turned her back to us and said, "It's going to be a team soon, why are you so polite!"
Zhou Tong smiled brightly, but I was puzzled.
Of course, what I am interested in is not the fact that Zhou Tongfang is about to become a member of our team, because I think Zhou Tongfang is a general assigned to us by the headquarters, what I am thinking is, what's wrong with Dong Ting, blushing like that, is she sick?
Looking at Xu Laifu and Cheng Hu's faces, there was also a slight unnatural situation, could it be because of Zhou Tongfang's arrival? Why did he behave like this, except for Sun Yang, other people didn't welcome him?
"Hmph!" I snorted twice in a pretentious gesture, meaning that the three of them should pay a little attention to their image, so as not to embarrass the new comrades, at least the etiquette must be understood, right?!
But apparently my 'sound effects' didn't work as well as they should, and only made the three of them even worse.
I looked at Sun Yang, who shrugged his shoulders and said there was nothing he could do.
"Xiao Yi, don't blame them, the reason why they are so ...... now It's awkward, it's still because of my relationship......" Zhou Tongfang buried his head and said.
What's going on? Did Zhou Tongfang do something that shouldn't have been done?
I shook my head and said to them, "Brother Tongfang is also a new comrade no matter what you say, you guys are a little polite, okay, and I, the vice president, are also useful, okay? Hurry up and restrain the relationship a little, I don't believe that there is anything that can't be solved happily!"
Hum......
This joking sound was made by Sun Yang, and I turned my head to look at him, covering my mouth and holding my face red, but I didn't make a sound anymore.
"You're sick!" I said bluntly.
At this time, Zhou Tongfang pulled my clothes awkwardly and said, "Xiao Yi, I said that I don't care about them, it's my fault, my strange ability makes them very embarrassed......"
Alien powers, embarrassing alien abilities? What is that?
"What kind of strange ability?" I finally felt a little nervous, what was the strange ability that could make everyone except Sun Yang feel embarrassed.
"Positioning perspective ......," Zhou Tongfang said.
Positional fluoroscopy, what is it? Is it the same as X-ray fluoroscopy?
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"It's literal, positioning plus perspective ......," Zhou Tong turned his head to the side and said.
Perspective...... Perspective...... I muttered these words, finally understanding why they were embarrassed.
Zhou Tongfang's abnormal ability is perspective!!
me, this is the ability that perverts dream of!
"You mean you can see through the back of my clothes?" I said, still incredulous.
"Well......" Zhou Tongfang nodded.
No, it can never be perspective. I tugged at my clothes and had a plan.
"Do I have a mole on the left or on the right on my chest?"
The reason why I asked him this question is, firstly, because it is simple and practical whether Zhou Tongfang has the ability to see through, secondly, because I am wearing black short sleeves, and I must not see anything in the place covered by clothes without the awareness of abnormal ability, and thirdly, there is no mole on my body, hehe, do you think I am so easy to deceive?
Perspective, how can it be that ability?
"There are no moles...... Zhou Tongfang stared at my chest and said seriously.
"How could it not be, if you take a closer look, there must be ......" I was a little flustered, could he see through my plan?
Zhou Tongfang's eyes widened, looked at my chest carefully, and said more firmly: "No, if you want to say anything, there is a hair next to the nipple that grows very long!"
I smiled and turned my back, pulled open the collar, and silently gave birth to a body hair about a centimeter or so on the left nipple, and I gasped for a moment, it seems that he is really a person with extraordinary abilities as he said.
In other words, he can see through the bodies of everyone on the scene......
Yes!
I was taken aback, but Zhou Tongfang is a man, and I, as a man, can be a little more open to the same as Xu Laifu and them, as for Sun Yang, he has always belonged to the ranks of shamelessness, not to mention him for the time being, but there is a girl present at the scene......
That's right, I also know the reason why Dong Ting blushed, and it was really because of perspective.
"Huh...... It's okay, calm ......" I nodded to everyone, I hope everyone, especially Dong Ting, can look at this matter with a normal heart.
But those who are not sensible will never be sensible, and the scene that had calmed down made Zhou Tong put a sentence on fire.
"That's right, everyone be a little considerate of me, even if it's embarrassing, it won't help, anyway, you all belong to the state of primitive people in front of me, and there is no clothes or anything in my eyes!"
Immediately after that, his head was hit by Dong Ting's fist, Zhou Tongfang's face twisted, and his body had fallen to the ground.
Dong Ting didn't forget to protect her other hand in her private parts when she released the move, but is this useful?
Zhou Tongfang got up from the ground aggrievedly and whispered silently, "Can you blame me for this, I was born with a special ability, and I don't want to......"
It's also true that there are some things that you can't choose......
"So you've been abandoned by headquarters, aren't you?" I laughed.
I can only laugh now, I can't help it, the clothes on my whole body are like decorations, it's not enough for people to see, and it's okay for men, Dong Ting...... I've really wronged you!
Someone like Zhou Tongfang who has this kind of perverted skill should ...... No, he will definitely be rejected by others, who doesn't want to let himself be wrapped in some secrets, his storage zài makes these secrets in an extremely dangerous state, they can be unsealed at any time, and everyone will stay away from him after knowing that Zhou Tongfang will also stay away.
It's really a little pitiful, obviously he can hide his abnormal ability, and he can also use this abnormal ability to do something that normal men want to do but are not qualified to do...... But because he is too straightforward and sincere, he is willing to share his secret with everyone, look, this time Zhou Tongfang's arrival is afraid that the organization will throw him to us as a chicken rib!
"Let's just say that, everyone in the headquarters respects me, for fear that I will reveal their information to others and say, Xiao Yi, I'm not that kind of person, how can I be the kind of despicable villain who gossips?" Zhou Tong said solemnly, and turned to Dong Ting, " Because of this ability, I tried to get rid of the state of blushing when I saw a naked body for no reason, and I also deliberately learned the art of body painting, because the model has seen too much, I now treat you or other girls with a very normal mentality!"
Zhou Tongfang eagerly looked at Dong Ting's face, as if he wanted to use his eyes to dismantle Dong Ting's guard, Dong Ting's face like a ripe apple finally became a little greener after listening to Zhou Tongfang's words, and nodded helplessly compromised.
I whispered to Zhou Tongfang in a skeptical tone, "Do you really keep a normal heart for those mature women?"
Zhou Tong glanced up with his left eye, thought about it and whispered, "Except for some that are too hot, it can still suppress the male hormones in the body......"
"Oh......" I nodded, instantly understanding.
If you don't have a little 'endurance', this ability may be a murder weapon for others.
"So...... What is positioning?" Xu Laifu, who was watching us from the sidelines, finally said.
"As for positioning...... I haven't told anyone else yet, because everyone is wary of me, and if I talk about this other ability, I don't think I even have a close friend by now......" Zhou Tongfang said.
These words of Zhou Tongfang immediately aroused our interest.
"If I have someone's belongings, I can locate them by guò that object and ...... On top of that, there is also a perspective effect......"
I'm rubbing, such a wild and unruly eye!!