Chapter 31: Immortal cultivators also have card addictions?
Because in the clouds at this time, there are six people sitting in front of a round chessboard, and each holding a deck of cards in their hands!
I saw that the Thunder Ancestor sitting on the flying sword was nervous, and the imp ace in his hand was washed vigorously in the other three!
Watching Thunder wash like this for a long time, Lieyang, who was also sitting on the flying sword on the side, was not angry, and complained with a disdainful face:
"Hurry up, I'm thankful for all the flowers I'm waiting for~"
"Alright, alright!"
After the thunder ancestor shuffled for a long time, he finally stopped shuffling the cards, and then grabbed the cards with both hands, two on one side, like comparing two V's to let the sun draw cards.
Sun stretched out his hand, then moved left and right with a slight hesitation, and finally chose the right card on the right hand side to draw!
Then I looked, it turned out to be the little ghost king!!
Suddenly, Lieyang's face became extremely stinky, after all, he was only one of three to be able to end the game, and as a result, he actually drew the little ghost king who did not have a big ghost king, so he was depressed and wanted to say, not counting, not counting just now, re-grabbing it, but the empty ancestor on the side hurriedly pressed the hand he stretched out to play tricks, and said with a smile:
"Oh, the sun has to be willing to gamble and lose when playing games, how can you just re-draw it because you draw a bad card? Isn't it the other four Taoist friends? ”
The female elder of the Sun family, Sun Xuehua was also holding a handful of cards at this time, playing a round and laughing:
"That's right, Lieyang Xiaoyou is willing to gamble and lose when playing games, be happy, don't regret it, how boring is it to play like that?"
"Next, I have to draw the cards of Little Lielie!"
The deputy peak master of Hengyun Mountain, the middle-aged man is called [Xu Changqing], at this time, because Lieyang Zhenren is the younger brother of their peak master, he did not go along with others to talk about Lieyang Zhenren's tricks, but reminded him to continue the game.
The Lieyang Ancestor, who was interrupted from talking, looked at a few of them, and then said "come" helplessly, and then pulled out a fan shape of the cards in his hand!
Xu Changqing's eyes flashed slightly, and then he took away a card!
I turned my hand and saw that it was 5?!
Immediately, he just laughed, and then took another 5 in his hand, which was combined and thrown on the chess table!
The purple-clothed young man on the other side, the second senior brother of the thunder, named "Yao Tianguang", saw Xu Changqing's eyes at this time, so after Xu Changqing finished the game, he said in his heart:
"You have to cheat when you play cards... Can't afford to lose. ”
At this time, Xu Changqing, who finished playing the only remaining cards in his hand, clapped his hands and laughed:
"Haha, Benjun won! You choose your punishment: do you want to be honest, or do you want to take risks? ”
The empty ancestor who didn't see the reality of the void bowed his head and said:
"I choose the truth..."
The others were also sincere, after all, the big adventure had just been tried once, and the adventure they did was not done by people, so they didn't plan to continue to be embarrassed and chose a verbal one.
Xu Changqing pursed his lips and complained:
"I still want you to run naked, but I don't play the big adventure, it's really boring... Forget it, the truth is the truth,"
The other five people around the round chess table were all embarrassed, and they wanted to say, "Oh my God, it's not that you lose, you can say it so easily, if you lose, you dare to take a big risk?" Phew! Double Standard Dog!
It didn't matter what others thought about Xu Changqing, he just wanted to punish these five people quickly, so he just started to ask:
"Thunder friend, when did you not have your first time?"
Suddenly, except for Xu Changqing and Thunder, all of them gasped, and they all showed an incomparably gossipy appearance, and their eyes were full of curiosity to look at Thunder!
The Thunder Ancestor was sweating profusely, and he shouted "" in his heart, and then the old man blushed and stretched out his hand to scratch the back of his head, tilted his head slightly, and whispered without looking at those hot eyes:
"I learned the Tao from my master since I was a child, and I was able to support myself in the mountains when I was very young, and when I became an adult, I was even more handsome and chic. So,"
After a big circle, he said in a voice like a mosquito:
"So I haven't been..."
Then it attracted a "oh~~" from everyone except himself, especially the Burning Sun and the Empty Ancestor, who laughed obscenely!
"I said, how do you look like an old virgin! It turns out that it is! ”
The Empty Ancestor even sent out a word that could cause critical damage to him.
This almost made the Thunder Ancestor, who was only a 200-year-old child, directly lift the table, thanks to his second senior brother reaching out and holding his shoulder, smiling and waving his hand, signaling that he should not be angry, and then preemptively Xu Changqing asked in the air:
"I ask you, when was the first time you solved it yourself?"
That's right, Yao Tianguang is trying to get back face for his Thunder Brother, but this way to get back face is to make others more socially dead.
When he asked such a question, the empty ancestor was suddenly stunned, and his expression was sluggish, as if he was brain dead.
Everyone else looked at him with great interest, and even Xu Changqing, who was supposed to veto Yao Tianguang's question, stared straight at him without speaking, as if he was looking forward to it, which made him feel like he was on his back and fidgeting.
After struggling for a while, he just said with a hideous face:
"This question is too much to die, can't it be changed? And it's all of this color/color, will it fail the trial? ”
The others were silent for a moment, and then Xu Changqing changed the question and asked:
"Are you still a virgin?"
It's really a dog, the empty ancestor said in his heart that although he is pure-hearted, but he is not like the guy who thunders, he is 200 years, if he is really like that, then it must not explode, so he shook his head vaguely and said:
"I'm not as functional damaged as Thunder, I've been out of the list a long time ago, and I'm certainly not a virgin."
", you answer the question, don't make a personal attack, okay? You're going to lose a friend like that! ”
The Thunder Ancestor was extremely faceless and angry, pointing his finger at the empty air, eager to hammer the empty stinky mouth with one punch.
And the Blazing Sun Ancestor, who was sitting between them, laughed and patted the shoulders of the two with his hand, and then said:
"Thunder, you also have to learn from the air, you see that everyone is out of singles, you are still a single dog, 200 years, I don't know how you came over..."
"There's still space, is that a functional damage to the thunderbolt? That's called taking care of the big picture! It's not like you've broken your work so early, it's definitely empty... It's better to be modest.... ”
Seeing that Lie Yang was boasting at both ends in his mouth, but in fact he was lost, the thunder and the empty air both stretched out a fist and smashed it on Lie Yang's arrogant face!
His face was beaten into a "work" shape, and his gums were bleeding!
", I praise you! Why are you still beating me?! If you break my handsome face, can you two pig faces compensate me?! ”
Emptiness and thunder are tacit understandings without tacit understanding, and they said in unison:
"You're the one who hit you!"
……
"Woo... It's inhumane, there are no human rights! ”
In fact, the scorching sun, who was not a big deal, cried miserably.
Xu Changqing, who let him on his side, just go down a step and preach:
"Xiao Lielie was beaten, then it can be regarded as a big adventure, and there is no need to tell the truth..."
"It's not fair! I protest! Lieyang must tell the truth about a social death! ”
Thunder is a vocal voice.
The empty space on the side also echoed:
"Relying on the background to exempt from punishment is not in accordance with the rules! Be sure to punish the sun! Punish the sun! ”
Xu Changqing smiled and made a silent gesture, and then said:
"Xiao Lielie took a punch from you, it's already miserable, so for the sake of the fairness of the game, your protest is invalid!"
Hearing Xu Changqing protecting him like this, Lieyang immediately laughed proudly!
also arrogantly shouted to the sky and thunder:
"Hey, hey, hey, isn't it just that you're unhappy to die? So I have to die once? But I have a backstage~, so I don't have to~, so ah, if you're not happy, then come and bite me! ”
When he said that, he quickly escaped with a flying sword!
At the same time, he also reacted to the fact that he began to use the same sword to catch up with his empty sky and thunder, which was hooked with his little thumb to show provocation!
Seeing that the little goblin in Lieyang actually stood on the flying sword, twisted his ass at them, and patted his buttocks, then turned his head and stuck out his tongue at them, and hooked his little thumb to provoke them, just to make the anger of the two of them burn from the inside, and their eyes were about to be ignited!
They all sped up their speeds, swearing to catch the little goblin of Burning Sun and give them a good beating! So that he can only spend the rest of his life in bed!
……
Watching the three energetic young old men stage the farce of chasing after me, the three true monarchs who were sitting in the void all laughed silently.
But the smile didn't last long, they just felt a surge, no, it was close to 30 powerful aura of the same level rushing towards them!
"Who is it?!"