Chapter Ninety-Five: Picking up girls is a science

Shen Luming walked in front of him, first smiled at Marita, and then his face changed one hundred and eighty degrees, looked at Shen Mo with a cold face, and hummed: "You still remember me, I haven't seen you for more than half a month, and I thought you were worried that you wouldn't be able to catch up with Princess Weiwei for me, and you rolled back to your hometown." ”

This is unpleasant to hear, but Shen Mo didn't take it to heart, and still smiled: "Shen Gongzi, what are you talking about, I have no other advantages as a person, except for promising other people's things, I have always done what I say; ”

"A private matter, hehe, that's a nice thing to say, don't think I don't know about the dealings between you and Bai Huanyu's girl!" Shen Luming said with eyes that were not eyes, and that nose was not nose.

Shen Mo thought to himself, didn't he just help you pick up a girl in time?

Although he despised Shen Luming fiercely in his heart, he still had to laugh with him on the surface, who let him have an amazing father, and sure enough, he responded to that sentence, some people have lost at the starting line of life from the beginning, no matter how hard they work, they are not as good as a good father.

"Shen Gongzi, the friendship between me and Bai Huanyu is pure, how can it be so unbearable as you say. Shen Mo said with an innocent face.

Shen Luming glared at Shen Mo fiercely, and said angrily: "You have to get it, don't talk nonsense, since you're back now, then don't waste any more time, hurry up and help me catch up with Princess Weiwei, otherwise don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people." ”

In fact, this kind of thing is pickled up, you still have to do it yourself, and it is unreliable to let others help after all, even if you catch it at the time, you will eventually break it up in the future, after all, this relationship is not obtained by your own efforts, and you don't cherish it and don't know how to run it;

In his previous life, he had more or less soaked in some girls, and he still had some experience, and the essence could only be understood and not spoken, looking at Shen Luming's impatient appearance, it is estimated that he does not have the patience to learn deeply, so teach him some fur.

"Pickle girl...... No, chasing Princess Vivi, first you have to figure out one thing. ”

"What's the matter?" Seeing that Shen Mo was about to teach himself skills, Shen Luming immediately came to his senses.

Shen Mo took a deep breath and put on a deep appearance of being a teacher, causing Marita next to her to laugh secretly: "Women like surprises, if you want women to have a good impression of you, you must learn to create some surprises that she can move when you are unexpected." ”

"You mean, I'll give her some gifts?" Shen Luming scratched his head, this was the most surprising thing he could come up with.

Shen Mo rolled his eyes, and secretly said in his heart, it is really rotten wood that cannot be carved, but he explained: "Giving gifts is the lowest practice, especially a woman like Princess Weiwei, unless it is so precious that it is earth-shattering, it will not arouse her interest at all, if she accepts it, she will feel that she owes you a favor, if she does not accept it, she will feel that she has offended you; ”

Hearing this, Shen Luming said secretly, no wonder she used to give gifts to Princess Weiwei, she always didn't want it, she asked for it occasionally, and her attitude towards herself didn't change much, it turned out that the problem was here.

Just a moment ago, Shen Luming didn't have the slightest respect for Shen Mo or his eyes and his nose was not his nose, but at this moment, Shen Luming's attitude had changed greatly, and he became a lot more polite when he spoke: "Then how do you think we should create surprises?"

He was silent and asked, "Do you know what Princess Weiwei likes?"

If you want to pick up girls, you must do your homework, understanding each other's hobbies is the most basic, if the situation allows, even the other party's birthday, what special habits you have to know, but it is such a simple question, but it stumped Shen Luming.

"I really don't know what Princess Wei Wei likes to do, I usually see her, most of the time I see her is reading books, uh-huh, I guess she likes books, why don't I find a few precious classics for her?"

Don't open your mind, don't open your mind, she was silent for a while, and said: "Didn't I say it, giving things is the lowest practice; in addition, Princess Weiwei doesn't like books when she reads, but likes the knowledge in books; instead of sending books, you might as well read more books yourself, and build yourself into a talented person who knows everything about astronomy and geography and astrology, and I think I will be able to show off in front of Princess Weiwei at that time." ”

Speaking of this, Shen Mo's eyes rolled and he came up with a way to let Shen Luming not bother himself for a long time, and pretended to say: "You'd better specialize in studying that kind of tricky and difficult knowledge, and it's best to be able to test Princess Weiwei, once you pass the test, she will take the initiative to ask you for answers." ”

"Really?" Shen Luming was a little unconvinced, after all, he didn't even dare to think about letting Princess Weiwei take the initiative to find him.

"It's natural, if you don't believe it, I'll show you. ”

It just so happened that a female classmate passed by, who may not be handsome, but Zhou Zheng; when he walked to Shen Mo's side, Shen Mo deliberately pretended not to see her, turned around, and happened to collide with this female classmate; how could the unsuspecting female classmate withstand Shen Mo's collision like this, and sat down directly on the ground.

Fortunately, this female classmate was quite cultivated, and she didn't scold directly, Shen Mo hurriedly helped her up, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I didn't see you pass behind me." When he spoke, Shen Mo kept bowing, expressing his apologies as sincerely as possible.

The female classmate was originally very angry, but when she saw that Shen Mo apologized so sincerely and her words and deeds were so polite, she no longer became entangled, and smiled very generously: "It's okay." ”

Silently looked the female classmate up and down, with a smile like a spring breeze on her face, and said softly: "Huh, I see that your face is not very good, is it that you have not had a good sleep quality recently? ”

The quality of the skin is directly related to the beauty, as the saying goes, a white cover ten ugliness is this truth, and women have a natural sensitivity to their own appearance, as soon as they heard the silent words, the female classmate immediately covered her cheeks with her hands, panicked and said: "Is it so obvious? I have really not had enough sleep in the past two days, and your eyes are so sharp." ”

In the past, Shen Mo often used the other party's skin as an entry point to talk, and he tried and failed, but he didn't expect to come to this world, this method still works;

The corners of Shen Mo's mouth rose slightly, but he pretended to be very concerned on the surface: "If this continues, your skin will definitely become darker and darker, this is not good, you must take good care of it, I know a way to take care of your skin." ”

"Really? What is it? Tell me, okay?" When the female classmate heard this, she left interested, and her eyes flashed with little stars.

In fact, Shen Mo is a rough person, how can he know how to take care of his skin, except for, it is, as long as he knocks the other party unconscious, and he can't find the north in a flicker, then it is considered a success. In fact, the conversation is not about what you say, but whether you can lead the other person's nose when you say it.

Under the expectant gaze of the female classmates, Shen Mo deliberately looked up at the sun hanging high in the sky, and then put on an embarrassed expression, and said: "It's really not a coincidence, I'm still a little anxious to do, why don't you do this, you are still waiting for me here at this time tomorrow, and I will teach you how to take care of your skin, how about it?"

"That's it, that's okay, and we'll see you when the time comes. ”

"Well, see you or leave...... Shen Mo agreed, but he thought in his heart, I know who you are, so I won't see you.

Shen Luming was stupid, looking at Shen Mo and the female classmate blankly, he was stunned in place for a long time before he came back to his senses, and the original look of belief and doubt was swept away, replaced by admiration and worship;

Seeing Shen Luming's expression, he raised his eyebrows silently and proudly: "Do you believe it?"

Shen Luming's head nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "I believe it." ”

"Then what are you still doing in a daze, let's go read a book. ”

"Huh. ”

Shen Luming walked away, and Marita, who had been holding back her laughter, finally couldn't help it, and giggled with her mouth covered.

"Hehehe, silent, I didn't expect you to have this hand. ”

Shen Mo shrugged his shoulders: "Others don't dare to say, it's enough to deal with this Shen Luming, but it's also, our old Shen family has such a two hundred and five, and even I am a little embarrassed." ”

This amused Marita again, and Marita covered her waist with her right hand and smiled, "That's not what I'm talking about. ”

"What's that?"

Marita stared at Shen Mo with a playful look: "I mean, I didn't expect you to deal with women so well, I really didn't see it before." No wonder Leng Yi is so desperate for you, I'm afraid I have already been fooled by you. ”

"That's our true love! Don't use your dirty thoughts to defile our pure love!"

Shen Mo gave Marita a vicious look, unswervingly defending his chastity of love; talking and laughing, he went back to the dormitory unconsciously, and when he entered the door, he found that the room was empty, and he didn't know where Leng Yi and Leng Dong went, but there were still steaming dishes on the table, and it was estimated that he would come back in a while, so Shen Mo was not in a hurry, and went back to his house to change his clothes first; 。

When Shen Mo returned to the living room, it happened that Leng Yi and Leng Dong walked in, and when they saw Shen Mo, the two were stunned at first, and then Leng Dong broke out into deafening cheers.

"Silence, you're back!"

After roaring, he pounced on Shen Mo, not light or heavy, and hit Shen Mo's chest with a stuffiness; Shen Mo thought to himself, Lao Tzu did not die in the hands of the blood demon, but was knocked out of internal injuries by you.

After hugging Leng Dong, when his eyes moved to Leng Yi, he found that Leng Yi was still standing at the door, with a strong joy on his face, probably because he was so happy, he forgot any words and actions for a while, and just looked at Shen Mo quietly.

In the past, the word 'living like a year' only existed in impressions and books, and there was no substantive concept; it was not until this silent departure that Leng Yi really felt the true meaning of living like a year; as if every minute and every second was glued to the palm of her hand, refusing to pass, except for silence or silence in her mind;

Growing so big, it was the first time for Leng Yi to care about someone so much, and she didn't expect the feeling of being so worried.

For most of the month, it is not a long time, but seeing the silence at this moment, Leng Yi felt that the dim world suddenly opened up, and the sunlight sprinkled into his heart again; For the world realm, silence is just one person, but for Leng Yi, silence is the entire world realm.

Acquaintance, speechless, choking.

Tears of joy silently crossed his face.

Shen Mo took a deep breath, stretched out his hand to Leng Yi, who was smiling and crying, and said softly, "Come here." ”

When Leng Yi walked in front of him, Shen Mo grabbed Leng Yi's hand, took her into his arms, and kissed her long dried mouth, moistening her lips and melting Leng Yi's heart.

At this moment, I knew what it means to kiss to suffocation; even if it has begun to breathe, the two still can't bear to leave each other for a moment; when the lips are finally separated, the two ** gasp heavily, but their faces are filled with indescribable happiness.

Marita next to her rolled her eyes, and for some reason, a hint of jealousy rose in her heart: "Okay, okay, it's not that I haven't kissed, do you need to work so hard? Eat, I'm dying of hunger." ”

Sitting at the dinner table, Leng Dong and Marita were in turmoil, but Shen Mo and Leng Yi's thoughts were not at the dinner table, and they didn't even move their chopsticks, they just looked at each other, their eyebrows were affectionate, and the fire of love burst out, so that Marita, who could really breathe fire, couldn't stand it anymore, and after eating indiscriminately, she ran away as if she were leaving.

Standing behind the door, quietly glancing at Shen Mo and Leng Yi, Marita bit her lip lightly, snorted lightly with vinegar, and whispered: "Show affection, die quickly!"

Leng Dong, who was nervous, broke Shen Mo and Leng Yi's eyebrows regardless of the flirtation, and asked curiously while eating: "Shen Mo, tell me quickly, what did you go to Heishui Village this time, what did you go through?" I heard that the corpse plague in Heishui Village is not simple, and before you came back, Leng Yi and I were very worried." ”