Chapter Seventy-Eight: My Dongzi Wants to Become a God
The lightning of a million fords seemed to tear through the quiet night sky, and gradually a light rain bounced towards the embrace of the earth.
"Dongzi, where are you going?" Tenhiro still followed uneasily.
"I told you not to come! Brother, is it so difficult for you to do one thing? Dongzi roared.
"I'll buy you a car, and I'll help you care for your old age, what else do you have to do? Come back! "Tianhong always keeps a distance of less than ten meters.
"I'll tell you to get out, get out! Don't come here, I'm begging you! Dongzi roared like a nerve.
Now he doesn't have to care if his brother can see it, anyway, the tears have been mixed with the rain, and he wiped them all clean with his hands.
He stood lonely in the middle of the road, crying for a long time in an extremely depressed posture.
Tianhong really didn't understand why Dongzi had changed so quickly, it was only a few minutes, and the fat brother had completely become a different person.
The rain is getting heavier and heavier, and some low-lying areas have converged into inlets. The thunder was loud, just like the generator in the sky that didn't need money to work, and it clicked and flashed.
The current brothers are a bit of an idol drama, under the "flashing light" of constant thunder and lightning, Tianhong stood not far away and stared at Dongzi, but Dongzi stretched out his arms in the face of the heavy rain.
"Put your arms down!" Tianhong rushed over with a few steps, "You want to die, don't you think the probability of being struck by lightning is not enough?" ”
After Guotu settled the people in the car, he also rushed over, he didn't understand what was going on, but he just followed Tianhong to do it.
The two of them walked to the bridge where they parked with Dongzi, and no matter how Dongzi struggled, they would never let go.
"Brother, put me down, I'll be honest with you!" Dongzi calmed down.
"Then wait under the bridge!" Tianhong should not.
"Put me down, I'll say it now! Or I'll bite my tongue and kill myself! "Dongzi is very determined.
"Say it!" Tianhong patted the national map, and put a hand between his eyebrows, otherwise the rain was too heavy, and he was afraid that he would not be able to see Dongzi in front of him clearly.
"My master, that is, your family's big white, taught me a few spells."
"I know!"
"Listen to me!" Dongzi's voice was very loud, for fear of being drowned out by the sound of rain, "My master said that as long as the cultivation is in place, I can become an immortal, but the day I become an immortal is the time to cross the tribulation!" ”
"What the hell? Why haven't I heard of it? Tianhong was shocked.
"It's today! Thunder! I'm going to be an immortal and go! Dongzi pointed to the sky.
Guotu probably didn't hold back, and laughed out loud.
"Fatty, you've only been cultivating for a few days, and you want to become an immortal? Stop making a fuss and go back with us! ”
"No, no, no! My master said that when I attain enlightenment, it will be the day when lightning strikes from heaven. The showers washed my soul, and the thunder welcomed me with a new life! Look at tonight, this day, that's it! Dongzi suddenly became excited.
"Alright, stop making trouble! Let's go back! Guotu was very calm, pulling Dongzi and walking back.
Dongzi threw off the restraints, but kept retreating.
"Go back, go back, save the thunder from affecting you! Let's go back! Don't forget to take care of my mom and dad! Dongzi waved his hand and continued to retreat.
Tianhong was stunned, he didn't know the truth of his brother's words, but as long as a mortal can become a god in a few days, he didn't believe it.
But these words were relayed as they were, and he didn't dare to disbelieve it, so he could only stand in place in a daze, watching Dongzi gradually move away again.
"Young Master, let's go!" Kunito took Tenhiro's arm.
Tianhong did not resist, he was analyzing the matter, hoping to find a turnaround.
If a brother can really become an immortal, it can be regarded as a good thing with complete merits. But as far as brotherly feelings are concerned, he is reluctant. Don't look at the fat man's usual lazy food, but his dedication to brotherhood is beyond doubt.
"Guotu, is what he said true?" Tianhong was lonely and powerless to lean on Guotu.
"Young Master, do you really believe it?" Guotu smiled.
"What's wrong?"
"What happened?"
"Why did you go?"
Yiqing, Yujunqing, and Iguana all got out of the car and stood under the bridge and waited for a long time. Seeing that only Guotu and Tianhong came back, they couldn't help but worry.
"It's okay, the fat man said he wanted to become an immortal." National Map Explained.
"What?" Yiqing's face was incredible.
Yujunqing and Iguana were not familiar with Dongzi, so they didn't express any opinions, but they were both frowning, as if this matter was beyond their cognition.
"You heard it right, the fat man is going to soar! Lightning Strike! "The national map has been raised by a few more decibels.
"Where is this?" Yiqing was confused, "Tianhong, what's wrong?" ”
"The young master also believes it! It's uncomfortable! "The country map back.
"You also believe this kind of nonsense, are you a pig brain? He's only been cultivating for a few days? Yiqing pulled the stunned Tianhong.
"But that's all in vain!" Tianhong was still reluctantly looking at Dongzi in the rain.
"Say what? Tribulation? Do you have to be struck by lightning all of a sudden? How many people in the world have to become immortals and gods in a year? "Yiqing is a little angry.
"So, Dabai is lying to Dongzi?" Tenhiro turned his head.
"It's not a lie, it's really like this. However, mortals have to cultivate to a certain level, and they need to forcibly break through and jump out of the five elements to attract the Heavenly Punishment Lightning Strike. There is no such thing as a lightning slap to become a god! Guotu added.
"Yes, mortals need to be enlightened to become immortals. or those who have made outstanding contributions to the underworld after death. How can it be so easy to say! Yiqing was not polite.
"So Dongzi won't go to heaven today?" Tenhiro's face showed a sunny day.
Yiqing bowed his head.
"Not necessarily, if you let Ray shoot it. Hahahaha! "The national map is laughing a lot today.
Now Tianhong is completely relieved, although he believes in Dabai's words very much, but Dongzi is too simple, maybe he will be fooled by others, and Dongzi will believe it.
The boulder in his heart was removed, and Tenhiro picked up his arms and refocused his gaze on the hapless brother.
I was worried, but now I want to watch a good show.
Dongzi in the rainstorm raised his head and stretched out his arms to welcome the arrival of "new life".
The lightning in the sky may not have an aiming system, and dozens of them have not hit Dongzi's side in the past.
However, Tenhiro has watched a wild survival show before, in which experts say that thunder reaches human ears within seven seconds of lightning, which may pose a danger to the lives of people in the wild. At this time, you should not stand in an open place, or hide under a large tree, which is more likely to be struck by lightning.
He silently counted the interval of a lightning strike in his heart, and it took nine seconds after the lightning to pull the thunder over, which means that Dongzi is still safe.
"Boom"!
Dongzi's head suddenly hurt, as if he was hit by something, and a bag immediately bulged out where he was knocked.
He thought he had been struck by lightning, and he shouted with excitement.
"Heavens, I'm coming! The fat man will definitely be a good official in the future! ”
"Boom"! "Boom"! "Boom"! "Boom"!