Lin Yuan: "????? ”

Bai Ling'er's words, Lin Yuan was confused when he heard this.

You say that foxes are in heat, and I can understand that.

After all, it's a biological instinct.

Your 300 years of cultivation have come to naught, and you can't suppress the restlessness of the estrus period like before, I can understand it.

After all, this explanation is also very reasonable.

But!

But what does it mean that you're hiding in your room doing this dance that I have a friend who likes to watch?

"I mean?"

"What's the use of you jumping this?"

"Can dancing this thing help you suppress your inner restlessness? Can it help you keep your mind together? Lin Yuan asked several questions in a row.

When Bai Ling'er jumped, whether he could suppress the restlessness in his heart, Lin Yuan didn't know.

Anyway, when he watched it, his heart was indeed quite restless.

After hearing Lin Yuan's words, Bai Ling'er fell into deep thought.

After thinking about it for a long time, Bai Ling'er said slowly: "It seems that it really doesn't have any effect." ”

"But, I used your computer to search on Du Niang! It says that this is a special dance for estrus. ”

Lin Yuan: "????? ”

Lin Yuan had a black question mark on his face, and thought to himself, you can also believe the search content on Du Niang's immoral things.

You're so fat!

Before the strange invasion, Lin Yuan had "a friend" who was preparing to be circumcised.

However, I didn't know which hospital to operate on, so I found a "Pu" men's hospital on Du Niang.

Originally, I talked about circumcision eight hundred and eight, and I will send it if you send it.

However, I never expected that on the operating table, after the foreskin was done, people would not sew it.

Other doctors also have something to say!

Okay, there is nothing wrong with circumcision 808, but this is the price of circumcision!

People didn't say the price of sewing!

Sewing is one eighteen thousand eight, love to sew not sew.

Lin Yuan's "friend" had no choice in the end, so he paid 18,000 with Huabei on the operating table, and then the operation was completed.

You can also believe the content on Du Niang, it's really a little fox with long hair and short knowledge!

"That's it!"

"This thing is useless, you just jump eight hundred times, and it's useless!" Lin Yuan said with a speechless expression.

Bai Ling'er was a little unconvinced, pointed to the young lady dancing on the screen and said, "Impossible, absolutely impossible." ”

"They have the same symptoms as me, why do they jump effectively and I don't?"

Lin Yuan: "???? ”

Lin Yuan was a little confused, how to explain it to Bai Ling'er?

Bai Ling'er is not human!

She's a demon!

She knows a little about the things of this world, but she really doesn't know much.

Lin Yuan thought about it carefully and explained in relatively easy-to-understand words: "I'll just tell you this, this dance they danced is not helpful in itself to alleviate this symptom. ”

"However, they can attract the big brother by dancing, and then, after the big brother comes, give them a fever injection, and the symptoms will naturally be alleviated."

Big brother on the list?

Fever reducer shots?

Bai Ling'er was obviously very unfamiliar with these words.

"Lin Yuan, if you don't want to be my big brother, give me a shot too!"

"I'm really one step away from refining the power of those two rules!" Bai Ling'er pleaded with an aggrieved face.

Lin Yuan: "????? ”

Lin Yuan thought to himself, do you know the meaning of these two words?

I'll be your big brother and give you a shot.

Can this fever reducer be injected indiscriminately?

What should I do if I kill someone?

Lin Yuan said angrily: "Do you know what the big brother on the list means? Do you know what a fever reducer means? ”

"I don't know!" Bai Ling'er flashed Kazlan's big eyes, and said aggrievedly: "You tell me." ”

Lin Yuan whispered a few words in Bai Linger's ear, and Bai Linger's little face turned red with a "swish", and instantly turned red into a red apple.

At this time, Bai Ling'er's mind came up with all kinds of stories she had heard when she was in Qingqiu.

All in all, although these stories are different, the male and female protagonists are basically the same.

The male protagonists are basically scholars of various periods, and the heroines are the little foxes of their green prison fox clan.

In short, the little foxes of their green fox clan are the ones who read books the most.

"Lin Yuan, are you a scholar?" Bai Ling'er asked towards Lin Yuan.

Bai Ling'er asked thoughtlessly, Lin Yuan really couldn't figure out the brain circuit of this little fox.

However, Lin Yuan still replied: "I'm a college student, of course I'm a scholar!" ”

"College students?" Bai Ling'er was a little puzzled.

"University, in ancient times, it should be called Tai Academy!"

"After graduating from college, you have to be a talent!" Lin Yuan said after pondering for a while.

It's a reader!

Still a showman!

It's qualified!

Finding such a man is not a shame among the sisters of our Qingqiu Fox Clan.

At this time, Lin Yuan stood up and prepared to leave, and when he left, he said to Bai Ling'er: "Okay, don't think nonsense." ”

"Can you refine the power of the rules, it's up to fate!"

After speaking, Lin Yuan got up and left.

However, just as Lin Yuan walked to the door of the room, Bai Ling'er suddenly shouted.

"Stop! Lin Yuan! I want you to help me practice! ”

Lin Yuan: "????? ”

Lin Yuan turned his head and looked at Bai Ling'er with a puzzled expression.

What does she mean?

Wait, I think I've watched this episode.

Isn't this the plot in The Legend of the White Snake?

Lin Yuan has no other advantages, he likes to sacrifice himself for others.

Bah! No, it's sacrificing oneself for the sake of a fox.

Since Bai Ling'er wants to let herself help her cultivate, then Lin Yuan will suffer a little loss, so let's suffer a little loss, help her once.

As the saying goes, suffering is a blessing.

A few hours later.

Lin Yuan was lying on the bed smoking a cigarette, and Bai Ling'er was sitting down on his knees to practice.

Under the balance of yin and yang just now, Bai Ling'er had already sealed the power of the two rules into his left and right tails.

At this time, Bai Ling'er, who had mastered the power of the two rules.

is already the Qingqiu fox clan, the younger generation, the most beautiful fox!

Evening.

Five or six o'clock.

Geng Youcai has already built Wen Yingying's father's coffin.

I have to say that in terms of coffins, Geng Youcai can be called an authoritative expert.

This coffin is impeccable.

Lin Yuan did not allow Geng Youcai to build a Nine Dragons coffin, but there were policies and countermeasures.

Geng Youcai carved nine coiled dragon reliefs directly on the coffin.

If a person can have such a coffin after death, this life will not be in vain!

Everyone accompanied Wen Yingying to put her father in a coffin, and then buried him next to the artificial lake in the villa area.

One thing to say, the feng shui level in this place is quite good.

There is a mountain in front and water in the back, and it is equipped with such a good coffin.

Lao Deng, although you have suffered an old sin, but what happened after your death can be regarded as a proper arrangement for you.

"Ding Dong!"

"Ding-dong! Ding dong! ”

Just set up a grave for Wen Yingying's father, the mobile phones of several people suddenly rang together.

Everyone took out their mobile phones in unison, and a red font appeared on the phone, followed by several consecutive red exclamation points.

It is an official emergency avoidance message.

(End of chapter)