Chapter Fifty-Four: Autistic Cousin, "Huoyun Evil God" (Kneeling and begging for monthly passes, collections, and recommended tickets!) )

I'm so stupid.

It's true.

Why, you say, was I so easily provoked by this bastard named Ron Artest?

MCI Center, Washington.

Thinking back to the scene that had happened in the past two hours in his mind, looking up at the 80-98 scoreboard, Vince Carter, who was blue and purple all over his body, had never been so aggrieved and depressed since he was born.

Before the game, Carter, who is generally considered to be the most likely successor to Jordan in the "Big Four", although he is not naïve enough to lead the Raptors to blow up the Wizards in the MCI center, but in the opinion of the arrogant Carter, the 38-year-old senior who beat himself in the game can still be barely done as long as he works hard.

Can......

How plump Carter's ideal was before the game.

The reality of the moment is how skinny it is.

In the whole game, under the guard of the Wizards' "second leader" Ron Artest, the "demigod" only made 4 of 19 shots, counting free throws, and barely got 11 points, 4 rebounds, and 3 assists.

In-person data.....

Not to mention the senior who blew him up.

Even if Pierce came tonight, he would have to say to Carter arrogantly, "That's all 'demigod'?" ”

As for the report card he handed over on this night, Carter can be said to have as many nests of fire.

As for his "amiable" senior?

Excuse me......

Boss Qiao is really happy now.

As we all know, as an "approachable" senior, Michael Jordan has always had nothing but encouragement and praise for both newcomers and young players.

What?

You say he, Jordan, has always liked to train and bully newcomers in the game?

Slander!

This is an absolute slander!

After the game, looking at Carter, who was still in a state of confusion and unwilling to leave the court for a long time, I saw Jordan laugh in an interview: "I think now you have also seen how good Ron's defense is!"

Tonight, in my opinion, even if Scottie is in his prime, he may not be as good as Ron! ”

Oh, you see, in order to promote the newcomer, he Jordan is even willing to sacrifice his former second leader for him!

What is the NBA's legacy?

This is the NBA's legacy!

At the press conference, Wang Shuorui, who also wrote a small essay, commented on the game: "First of all, I have to congratulate Ron.

Because tonight he is the superman on our team, helping us successfully defend the Earth.

As it turns out, 'aliens' aren't that scary either.

Also, I have to give Vince a name, because even though he missed 15 shots tonight, at least he dared to shoot in front of Ron. ”

Obviously, under the joint marketing of Jordan and Wang Shuo, after this game, people will definitely form a "flow of impressions" that Artai can casually prevent Carter on the court.

And this masterpiece of "impression flow" will undoubtedly greatly enhance the image of Atai in the eyes of industry insiders afterwards.

In the NBA, although when it comes to objectively and impartially evaluating an NBA player, neither the "impression stream" nor the "game theory" is advisable.

But what you can't deny is ......

Compared with those objective and fair evaluations, people will be more inclined to "impression flow" and "game theory" when evaluating players.

For example, after this game, Wang Shuo even believes that in the future, as long as people compare Carter and Arte, they will naturally associate with the fact that "Carter was beaten by Artei back then".

I feel sorry for Carter for three seconds.

But be reasonable......

In fact, Carter didn't need to be so uncomfortable.

Because on this night, the ghost knows how many "second masters" the wizards dispatched to surround and intercept him?

In this battle, the Raptors' loss is by no means Carter's cauldron.

It's really a genius who is mad to the extreme.

The next day, many American media used news headlines similar to "Ron KO Vince" to report on the game between the Raptors and the Wizards.

Even, some media gave full play to their subjective initiative and listed the outside stars who were locked one-on-one by Artai this season in their reports.

As a result, I don't know if I don't see it, and I am shocked when I see it.

Boy!

Co-authored by the legendary "NBA Outside Star Terminator"?

From Sprewell, Stackhouse, Pierce, Walker, to Carter......

Anyway, as long as they have played against Atay in the game, these stars who have performed badly in the end have now become an excellent backdrop for Atay on the road to the "best defensive player".

When it comes to marketing, Wang Shuo is definitely professional.

Coupled with Michael Jordan's willingness to use his resources to promote Artay, for a while, a defensive supernova has risen in Washington.

And in New York, Stern did not feel any discomfort about this wave of marketing of the Wizards.

Because compared to Jordan, who has been over-mythologized, he prefers the current marketing method of the Wizards.

The 38-year-old Jordan is unlikely to be as dominant on the court as he was back then.

He also needs help from his teammates.

Therefore, since the Wizards are willing to praise Gasol, Artay, and Hamilton as Jordan's "second leaders", he is naturally happy to see it as the chief director of this large-scale reality show in the NBA.

"If I could, I hope to see a few more Wizards players in Philadelphia next year." On this day, looking at his assistant Mark with a meaningful expression, Stern suddenly spoke.

Hearing this, Mark understood Stern's mind in seconds.

But as a person of "integrity", Mark did not forget to remind Stern, who "doesn't know how to play", that the NBA has always been a "fair, open and just" stage.

"David, this Wizards team currently leads the league with 20 wins and 1 loss, and I think that as long as the judges are not blind, there will definitely be two or three young players on the Wizards' roster in Philadelphia next year." Looking at Stern, Mark said.

Look, it's not like we're going to be shady!

But from the perspective of fairness, openness, and justice, this group of young people in the Wizards, he is worthy of an All-Star!

Seeing this, after patting Mark's shoulder with a look of relief......

Stern suddenly remembered something, turned to look at his assistant and asked, "Oh yes, did he say when the bet between Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith would be cashed out?" ”

Thank you for the Permanent Fame +2 from Barkley's Old Iron!

Wang Shuo, who led the team to defeat the Raptors and won the 20th win of his coaching career, completed the second task of "Idol, Is It Selected", in fact, like Stern, is now paying attention to when Barkley will honor his previous bet with Smith.

Fortunately, Barkley is a decent person.

On the night of the 14th.

In a review program on TNT TV, as Wang Shuo remembers, because Smith was unwilling to cooperate with Barkley, in order to complete the gambling contract, the program team had to bring a donkey and hang a sign with Kenny's name on it, so that Barkley kissed it affectionately.

On the side, Smith also took the opportunity to tease Barkley: "Charles, now in your eyes, is Wang still the rookie coach who doesn't understand basketball?" ”

Hearing this, Barkley spread his hands and said, "No, it turns out that I am the idiot who doesn't understand the ball." ”

Barkley is not stupid, even if the ribs that were broken by Atay in the summer are still aching, he will not pick the Wizards' thorn at this juncture.

However, looking at Smith gloating on the sidelines, Barkley, who was unwilling to be treated as a joke like this, immediately decided to gamble with Smith again in his heart: "Kenny, I think you should have heard the legend of 'Terminator' Ron today. ”

Smith nodded and said, "Ron has been doing a good job lately. ”

"The next game for the Wizards is against the Magic, and Tracey McGrady on the Magic roster is undoubtedly one of the best outside scorers in the league today.

How's that, want to make another bet with the great Charles? Barkley began to trick Smith.

Smith pondered for a moment and said, "How do you want to bet?" ”

Barkley laughed: "I'm betting that Tracey will get 20 points on Ron's head in the next game." ”

Smith asked, "What if Tracey doesn't get it?" ”

Barkley added: "Then I'm going to put on high heels and fishnet stockings and give you an impromptu show in the studio hall." ”

Barkley, who has been with the Wizards for 50 years, is well aware of Artest's strengths and weaknesses on the court.

In his opinion, an outside player like Maddie with super start-up ability is the current Artest's nemesis.

In addition, in Barkley's view, it is impossible for the Wizards to stop Maddy, who has a finishing rate of more than 60% under the basket this season and an average of more than 6 times per game.

No doubt.

Professionally, Barkley has no problem understanding basketball.

Because in the early stage of his career, Maddie really broke up with Atay many times.

Far aside, take last season, for example, when facing against Artey, Maddie had a crushing game like 31-5 and 28-7. (The score here is a comparison of the scores of the two)

In the NBA, with the exception of top predators like Boss Joe, basically everyone has their own nemesis.

Even Atai at his peak couldn't lock up the vast majority of stars in this league.

However, the Atai in Wang Shuo's memory is not good.

But it doesn't mean that the current Wizards' Atay can't do it.

15th, 4 a.m., Wizards Training Hall.

Wang Shuo and Boss Qiao can swear to the sky with their conscience.

The reason why they got up at 4 a.m. on this day to coach the Atay defense was by no means because they wanted to see the sun at 4 a.m. in Washington.

Not because they wanted to see Barkley dancing in high heels and fishnet stockings in the studio hall of TNT.

It's just that the two of them want to help Carter's cousin Maddie continue to break through on the court.

And in the training hall, looking at Atei's sturdy body, at this moment, Jordan suddenly found another kind of fun to play.

Don't you say, this feeling of cultivating a Pippen to bully those young juniors......

It seems to be a little bit cool.

On the side, Wang Shuo, who saw Boss Qiao's careful thoughts, asked with a smile: "What if our opponent tonight is Kobe?" ”

Hearing this, he put away the smile on his face, and Jordan said to Wang Shuo with a serious face: "I have always treated everyone equally. ”

Wang Shuo knew that at this moment, the meaning of Boss Qiao's words was actually:

If it's Kobe......

Then please step up!

Scold!

What "god of basketball", "approachable" seniors?

Jie is the real Michael Jordan.

Even if he is 38 years old, he still wants to kill all the geniuses of the "Fire Cloud Evil God".

In this league, I am afraid there is no one with a worse personality than Jordan.

I just don't know if there will be any young heroes who are willing to listen to his Wang Shuo's temptation in the future, and give Boss Qiao a "Rulai Divine Palm" from outside the clouds.

If there is a ......

Don't say it, Wang Shuo is really looking forward to that day.

……