Dog men and women!

This is not a compliment.

It should be said that it is a very unqualified word.

Most of the time, it's about bad men and women.

As a person with quality, Yu Shuang felt that she would never say this word in her life, but after seeing the situation of the two people in front of her.

This word is also blurted out.

No way!

It's not infuriating anymore.

It's particularly excessive.

Dry?

Obviously!

Now the two of them have no idea of taking care of Yu Shuang at all, and they are completely immersed in their own world, especially Xiran, which has turned on the coquettish mode.

"People are tired!"

"When you host the show, you have to wear high heels, people's feet hurt so much."

"I want to be rubbed by you!"

Yu Shuang: "???? ”

After hearing these words, Yu Shuang couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Damn it!

What is this talking about?

Tete's disgusting.

"And that cheongsam, to wrap my body, it's really a little uncomfortable, this is the first time I've worn a cheongsam, how did I know it would be like this?"

"Yikes! Do you feel good-looking? ”

"Then when I get home, I can wear it for you!"

Yu Shuang: "............"

At this time, this person couldn't hold back at all.

Now he has only one thought, Elder Xiran, take your supernatural powers.

What the hell is this?

I simply stopped listening.

But what can be done?

In a house, even if you don't want to listen, you have to listen, and this listening is more than two hours, and when you look at the time, it's already one o'clock in the morning.

This is no longer excessive, but very excessive.

And underneath this voice.

Yu Shuang felt numb, maybe she was angry before, but now she was in a very calm mood.

Accepted?

No!

Just looked away.

There is no love in life.

What the hell?

And this side ......

The topic is finally coming to an end.

Xiran: "It's not early, go to bed early!" ”

Zhou Yi: "Okay! If there's anything, let's talk about it later! ”

Xiran: "Hmm! It's been a long time since I've eaten your bag's wontons, so we'll make them together when we get home. ”

Zhou Yi: "Okay! ”

Finally, after a sentence or two of ink, the two finally ended this conversation.

At this moment, Yu Shuang has only one thought.

I can finally sleep.

But sleep?

I'm sorry!

Not for the time being, I only heard Xiran open his mouth and said, "Sister Shuang! You said that this time Xiao Yi won another championship, how do you say I should celebrate him! ”

“？？？？”

WTF？

And also?

"Sister Shuang, what do you say? It feels like something should be prepared. ”

“………………”

"Sister Shuang, you speak!"

Finally...... Yu Shuang blew up and said, "What else do you two need to prepare, take a shower after you go home, and prepare a jumping candy and jelly!" ”

"And make yourself fragrant and put on beautiful clothes."

A word came in his ear...... I listen to you tonight, and that's the best reward. ”

“！！！！”

When this series of words appeared, Xi Ran was stunned.

Yu Shuang didn't bother to continue.

Hurry up and go to sleep!

There's an event tomorrow.

As a result, in the next second, Xi Ran looked serious and said, "I understand everything else, but I don't understand what this jumping candy and jelly are, do you know Sister Shuang?" ”

"I don't know!"

"I don't know what you say?"

"I ......"

So......

On the next day.

On Yu Shuang's face, familiar dark circles appeared again.

In the past, she felt that this was very interesting, and she was a matchmaker between Yu Shuang and Xiran, and she could teach some tips when she met by chance, and watched the relationship between the two get better and better.

It's an achievement.

Can be ...... here and now

Yu Shuang had only one thought.

O God!

O earth!

Spare me, I feel that if I continue like this, sooner or later I will die.

And these two people don't know.

Because Yu Shuang only dared to complain in his heart, Xiran didn't know.

And Zhou Yi is the same.

This side has its own arrangement.

Because the two of them are also first-class hosts now, there is an occasional event, which is very normal, and Zhou Yi's side, it is also a way home.

On the way back, everyone has already started a discussion about this live broadcast.

What to do.

What to do.

In fact, at the beginning, the left hand and mark were refused.

But with the live broadcast begins.

When a large number of viewers poured into the live broadcast room, how many people exploded.

【it!】 】

【it!】 】

【it!】 】

The whole audience is in the groove.

Originally, a lot of people just came in to see the excitement.

But now I find that it is not enough to just watch the excitement, so I directly chose to forward it.

Stick!

[Come and see, everyone, this TES is really dishonest, this just won the championship and started broadcasting. 】

As soon as this title came out.

A lot of people don't think so.

[Isn't it just the start of the broadcast? 】

[This is actually normal, right? 】

[What's on the air? 】

[Aren't there so many main incomes of professional players, playing professional and starting live broadcasts? ] 】

[Not the question, but the ...... All the staff live together, and then sell the goods there! 】

【it!】 】

[Really? 】

[Gotcha!] 】

[This firm, I really single-handedly led the whole team astray. 】

[It's really biased! 】

[The stall boy firm, with the cargo team...... TES, and this team also won the spring championship, I don't know whether to cry or laugh. 】

[This...... It's also an ability! 】

[Indeed! 】

Barrage Twitter!

But this does not affect the situation in the live broadcast room.

Why did you start broadcasting when you came back?

In fact, there are many reasons in it, such as they have to take a few days off in the future, so they don't have time to get together, so it's best to get together early.

Moreover......

Earn a travel fee.

What's the problem?

And the protagonists are naturally Zhou Yi and able.

Zhou Yi: "Hello everyone, I am your old friend firm!" ”

Able: "I'm your old friend"

【firm！ 】

【able！ 】

[You two are not tired, you only finished the game yesterday, and you will start a live broadcast to sell things today? ] 】

[Aren't you tired?] 】

Tired?

This must be tiring.

But the two are there for a reason.

For example, Zhou Yi's side, his girlfriend is not at home, what is he doing when he goes back?

It's better to get down to business first.

Able is about the same, he's going to find his girlfriend on vacation, and the two of them already have a plan, go directly over there to see the house.

So before leaving, make another wave.

The two of them are the right reasons.

But not necessarily for others.

Zhou Yi opened his mouth and said: "The season is about to change, I believe that many sailors are worried about what clothes to wear?" Now he's coming! ”

"Model...... Come out! ”

"This is the tuba, this is the medium, this is the small......"

When the three of them appeared, the audience couldn't hold back.

[No! I was completely convinced......]

[This firm is a talent! ] 】

[Directly pull the middle and upper up to be a model.] 】

[No! Crack someone up! 】

[And it's really suitable.] 】

[369 is the fattest, so wear large clothes, the left hand has a normal weight, so wear a medium size, and Mark is the thinnest, so wear the smallest size! ] 】

[Mark is too thin, right?] 】

[You have to understand, Mark is an auxiliary, he can't eat resources, how do you say he is fat? 】

[Makes sense! 】

369 is fine.

The remaining two understand what real social death is.

Originally, they felt that they were miserable enough, but with the white crescent being pulled out by Zhou Yi, everything was different, even after the white crescent came out.

How many water friends came to watch.

[Hahahaha! 】

[This is the great god of sticking to the bar? ] 】

[No! I died laughing, you see his stubborn look. 】

[I don't know if he thought that this would happen when he said he was going to be a coach.] 】

[Probably not!] 】

True!

The scene of the social death.

Now the white crescent moon regrets it more than anyone else, in fact, he doesn't want to come at all.

Even Zhou Yi didn't say that he wanted him to be a model at the beginning.

Just let him come over and get something.

Look!

Now that people are going to the live broadcast, he has nothing to do, and because of the previous competition, Bai Yueya's opinion of Zhou Yi has changed a lot.

I feel like this player may not be serious, but he is definitely a good player.

And then it became like this.

Zhou Yi: "This set of clothes on our coach can be given to my parents, and I believe they will be very happy after receiving it!" ”

The white crescent moon was completely speechless.

NMD！

Everyone else is the clothes of a young man, what the hell is this middle-aged uncle?

Maybe some social death!

But the effect above is very good.

It doesn't matter if it's a middle-aged outfit or a teenager's outfit.

Basically, every set of clothes can sell thousands of orders.

And the price is not very expensive, basically less than 30 yuan, the most expensive is only 50 yuan, and most people need to be comfortable with clothes.

Others are not needed.

A live broadcast lasted for more than four hours in total.

With the end afterward.

Zhou Yi also gave Able a bottle of water and said, "It's hard work, the income this time should be good, it seems that you are one step closer to your goal." ”

"Hee-hee-hee!"

Able nodded, indicating that he wanted to refuel.

I have to say......

The story of able is also amazing, the Internet addicted teenager chases high-achieving students, and he has been talking about it since junior high school, and then it has been very stable until now, and he even met Zhou Yi's girlfriend before.

It's a very quiet girl.

But Zhou Yi also knows that the two are in some relationships, but ABLE's girlfriend takes the initiative, and Zhou Yi can only say that ABLE is not a good person.

In the future, it will definitely be a strict wife.

Definitely!

The two of them were chatting, even thinking about whether to make another wave later.

As soon as these words came out......

The others were dumbfounded.

Left hand!

mark！

At this time, the two of them were completely autistic.

It was the first time they had done such a thing, and for them, it was no different from the scene of a social death, and even during a break, they said......

I!

kinght（mark！ ）

Even if you die!

Even if you jump from here, you won't come to this live broadcast room again.

And then after receiving the bonus this time.

There were only two words in the minds of the two of them.

It smells so good!

No way!

That's just too much.

The above score has always been 20%, and it will always be this number, under normal circumstances, it is 10% with Zhou Yi.

But then someone joins, and that's a little bit more.

For example, now!

One hundredth for one person!

It seems that the number is a bit small, but the number of one hundredth, that is also two or three hundred thousand, and the prize money of the spring game is one hundred thousand yuan.

Five people divide it, which is 300,000 for one person.

Now this day......

It's worth a season's hard work.

After this set of operations, who can not be confused?

But it's a pity......

After this time, I don't know when the next time will be, so even if a few people want to continue, it is impossible, and with the end of this game.

It's hot!

After the contestants have a holiday, they will also choose to live broadcast individually.

Play the game!

Or rather, some nonsense.

Still!

The other players are like this, and Zhou Yi's words make people understand what the real missing person is.

Started broadcasting?

Inexistent.

There are even a lot of people asking online.

[Where's the firm?] Why didn't he start broadcasting? I remember that a lot of players have live streaming tasks, right? Why does the firm ignore all of this? 】

There are a lot of such questions.

Finally......

Someone who knows the business has come out.

[Because the firm is different from other players, his economic contract and live broadcast contract are all in his hands. 】

[And this is also the reason why in the previous transfer period, it was clear that the firm was at its peak, but no team was willing to ask for it! ] 】

[No way! 】

[You won the championship last year, but not necessarily this year. 】

[Since the high price wants you, in addition to strength, what you fancy is traffic, but you are all in your own hands, who wants this? ] 】

[Then it was cheaper TES!] 】

【666！ 】

[This is also okay......]

There are a lot of comments of this kind, and Zhou Yi is also brushing posts here.

I just saw these things.

At that time, he was a little emotional.

Boy!

This kid knows a lot.

It seems that it should be an insider of LPL, and after playing with the mobile phone for a while, Zhou Yi also put down this thing and sat on the sofa with some emotion.

I didn't expect it!

He turned out to be an empty nester.

As for where Xiran went?

Needless to say!

Event!

It's mainly some advertising campaigns, and she's with Yu Shuang with her, so there won't be any problems, but when she's back, I don't know.

Glancing at the time, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.

Get ready to go to bed.

Go to bed early and wake up early to be in good health.

But just as I was about to go back to my room, my door suddenly rang.

Zhou Yi: "???? ”

I thought it was a delusion!

But after the voice appeared again, Zhou Yi was sure that he had heard correctly.

With Zhou Yi pushing open the door!

No one!

Rather, it's a big box.

didn't wait for Zhou Yi to do anything, just saw that the box was opened, and a familiar figure stood up from inside and said, "No surprise, no fun!" ”

“………………”

Who else could this be but Xiran?

Zhou Yi never expected that Xiran would come to such a hand.

Maybe it was because I was too surprised.

Zhou Yi didn't react, maybe seeing that the other party's reaction was too bland, Xi Ran opened his mouth angrily and said, "You're not happy at all, don't you want me to come back?" ”

"What's the ...... Come on in? Where did this big box come from? ”

"Secret!"

Xiran didn't continue.

Zhou Yi didn't continue to ask.

But this hand does know how to play, and after coming back, Xi Ran sat directly on the sofa and said, "I'm tired these days!" ”

"It's not on the way with makeup, it's on the way with makeup."

"It's still comfortable at home!"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Zhou Yi nodded and said, "You are right, there is no home at home." ”

Xiran also agreed, but thinking of what happened just now, she also opened her mouth angrily, and said: "I have prepared a big surprise for you this time, and I am angry that you react like this!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes! I'm here to coax you! ”

"What's the use of coaxing with your mouth? It must be proved with practical actions. ”

"What are you going to do? Do you want me to buy you flowers? Now that the flower shops are closed, you're not going to let me out, are you? ”

"What's the meaning of flowers? Why don't you get something more practical! ”

“？？？？”

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Yi was even more puzzled.

What are you going to do with Xiran?

I saw Xiran put the little foot wrapped in black silk on Zhou Yi's lap and said, "Come on!" Rub it for me, I've been exhausted lately! ”

"This ......"

"Okay!"

In fact, Zhou Yi wanted to refuse.

But in the face of Xiran's coquettishness, he still chose to accept it, but then he asked the most critical question, saying: "Have you washed your feet recently!" ”

"What do you mean?"

"Ask!"

"I washed it...... When I came back, I came back from a shower, just to see you earlier, and now that you say that, I'm sad! ”

"Mine!"

Zhou Yi opened his mouth with a grin.

And those movements that started on the hands.

Master of Reflexology!

Zhou Yi!

Officially launched.

Obviously, what Xi Ran said is not a lie, she has been moving around a lot recently, and she is indeed a little weak, so now she relaxes, coupled with Zhou Yi's methods.

Xiran also began to enjoy it.

Sometimes, it even makes some bad noises.

At first, Xi Ran could endure it.

But that's not the case.

Anyway, there are no outsiders here, and Zhou Yi doesn't care about these here, for about half an hour, Xiran is completely lying motionless on the sofa.

In the end, he was slapped by Zhou Yi, which was relieved, and said: "This customer, this service has ended, do you want to add the clock?" ”

"Ahh

Perhaps at this time, Xiran reacted.

Thinking about what just happened.

There are also some shyness, feeling like how can I be like this?

can think of the current relationship between the two!

What's wrong with that?

But for a while, he was still a little overwhelmed, and he didn't know how to speak at all, and Zhou Yi didn't wait too long!

Immediately spoke, said: "It seems that the customer has no intention of renewing, then this time the service is completely over, if you have any needs, you can contact me at any time!" ”

"Wait......"

Just as Zhou Yi was about to leave, Xiran grabbed the corner of Zhou Yi's clothes and said, "That...... Are there any other services? ”

"What service do you want? Seriously! There are all those who are not serious! ”

"That'...... What are the indecent people like! ”

“？？？？”

And as soon as these words came out, Xiran's little face turned completely red, like a red cherry.

A pair of watery eyes and look very good-looking.

Even that cherry red mouth was shining in the light.

So......

After half a minute.

The lights in the bedroom are off.

Later, some subtle conversations can be heard.

Xiran: "What are you doing?" ”

Zhou Yi: "The renewal is successful, and the service continues!" This guest ...... This time! Do not take off your socks. ”

………………

(End of chapter)