Chapter 282: Got You, Traverser!
This world is currently the plot of Mr. Zombie!
Li Yun fell into deep thought, if he remembered correctly, he would disguise himself as a zombie in the future to scare Wencai, but he accidentally made the yellow paper on the forehead of the four-eyed Taoist customer fall off, causing Yizhuang to jump for a while.
Sure enough, after a while, Qiusheng, who couldn't sleep, returned to his previous unorthodox appearance, and he disguised himself as a zombie to scare Wencai, and then triggered the beginning plot of the movie "Mr. Zombie" in Li Yun's memory......
This is the plot of the movie, Li Yun remembers.
What about the old ghost before?
Is it the plot of the story?
Looking at the morgue where the sound of fists and feet came from time to time, Li Yun thought in his heart and asked if he wanted to help.
When the four-eyed Taoist heard Li Yun's enthusiastic inquiry, he was taken aback, and hurriedly refused, the ninth uncle next to him was too heavy, and he beat the group of zombies who smelled human smell and kept chasing them into a human shape in three or two strokes.
Hearing the crisp sound of bone cracking in his ears, the four-eyed Taoist was startled again, and hurriedly ran to stop Uncle Jiu.
The two chased and fought, and finally fixed all the zombies in place and re-attached the rune paper.
While checking the customer's situation, the four-eyed Taoist couldn't help but complain: "Senior brother, your shot is too heavy, the bones of these zombies have been broken by you, fortunately the leg bones are not broken, otherwise it will be a problem to walk!" ”
Uncle Nine said angrily: "These things are inhumane, what should I do if I hurt myself?" ”
The four-eyed Taoist glared at him and said, "But if it's all broken by you, how can I explain it to the customer?" ”
Uncle Nine pouted: "Isn't it still broken yet-Wencai, Qiusheng, why are you still stunned, help your uncle move the customer!" ”
"Oooh!"
Wencai and Qiusheng, who knew that they were at a loss, hurriedly responded, and hurriedly moved the zombies that were fixed.
Li Yun stood outside the door, thoughtfully recalling the actions of the Ninth Uncle and the Four-Eyed Daoist.
When dealing with zombies, they stepped on Tiangang, raised two fingers, bit between their fingers, raised their hands to pinch out the magic seal, and pointed on the foreheads of those zombies, which could instantly freeze them.
This kind of means is as light as a weight, chic and free.
Although Li Yun has not studied the Dao method, he has practiced martial arts and knows that the forehead seal hall is the place where the superintendent is connected.
And in the movie, Uncle Nine once said that people are divided into good people and bad people, and corpses are divided into zombies and dead corpses, people become bad people because they are not angry, and corpses become zombies because they have an extra breath.
Now it seems that this breath should be in the pulse of the governor.
Cut off the Governor's vein, and the zombie will lose its ability to move.
Of course, this is just Li Yun's personal speculation, and the specific principle will have to wait for the exercises to be in hand.
As far as Li Yun is concerned, he has no intention of worshipping Uncle Nine as a teacher.
So he thought about finding the traverser first to see if the traverser had any plans to learn the Tao.
If there is, then it is easy to say, if not, then he has to think of another way......
Thinking of this, Li Yun couldn't help but feel a trace of worry in his heart.
Now it is a troubled time, ghosts are rampant, demons are everywhere, and you can casually meet lonely souls and wild ghosts in such a close place to Uncle Jiu, not to mention those places that are still in the midst of war.
This world is indeed too dangerous for ordinary people.
Maybe the traverser is already dead......
That night, the four-eyed Taoist took the customers out of Yizhuang and set out on the road home again.
Before leaving, the four-eyed Taoist said to Uncle Nine in private: "Li Yun's Zhiyang Gong method can dispel old ghosts, and if you want to come and follow the extraordinary, such a distinguished guest, living in your Yizhuang, although it is a good thing, it may also bring cause and effect and trouble, senior brother, you should be more careful!" ”
Uncle Nine smiled: "I'll be careful, you hurry up and get on the road!" ”
The four-eyed Taoist nodded, shook the bell, and led the customers back on the road.
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Early the next morning, there was a knock on the door, and Uncle Nine walked in with a sumptuous breakfast and greeted Li Yun with a smile.
Wen Cai hid outside the door, poked his head out, and quietly looked at the situation in the room.
Li Yun glanced at Wen Cai, and then at the enthusiastic Ninth Uncle, his face was a little strange.
"Uncle Nine, we can be regarded as friends, if you have anything to say, you might as well say it directly, there is no need to deign to be courteous."
“…… Then I'll get straight to the point! ”
Uncle Nine was already quite awkward, and when he heard Li Yun's words, he immediately said bluntly: "You have stayed in the ocean, right?" ”
Li Yun raised his eyebrows, seemed to understand something, and nodded, "That's right." ”
Uncle Jiu's face was overjoyed, and he asked cautiously, "Then do you drink foreign tea?" ”
Li Yun laughed: "You mean coffee?" ”
Uncle Jiu's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said, "Yes, that's right, it's coffee!" ”
Although he didn't know what coffee was, he subconsciously admitted it when he heard Li Yun's tone was so confident.
Li Yun nodded: "Of course." ”
When Uncle Nine heard this, his face immediately became happy.
Li Yun smiled and asked, "Uncle Jiu, aren't you going to have tea with Master Ren today, why did you suddenly ask about coffee?" ”
Uncle Nine sighed when he heard this: "Don't mention it, Master Ren wanted to discuss the funeral with me, so he asked me to drink tea in the teahouse, I didn't think much about it at first, and I didn't know until this morning that the teahouse sold foreign tea - I'm not afraid of your jokes, I have studied the tea ceremony handed down by our ancestors, but I really haven't drunk this foreign tea." ”
"No, I'm worried that I'll make a fool of myself in front of Master Ren, so I want to come to you first to learn from you."
Li Yun smiled and shook his head: "What's there to worry about, coffee, if it's brewed, it's really exquisite, but if it's just coffee, there's really nothing to learn, you let me teach, I don't know how to teach." ”
"This ......"
Uncle Nine glanced at Wen Cai at the door.
After hesitating, Uncle Nine said tentatively: "Or, you can go with me!" ”
Li Yun was waiting for this sentence, but he still pretended to hesitate for a moment, and then nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go with you!" ”
Seeing that Li Yun agreed, Uncle Nine and Wen Cai breathed a sigh of relief.
……
When he came to the market town of Renjiazhuang, looking at the signboard on the teahouse, Li Yun, who had changed into a suit, couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
The appearance of the teahouse, with a café sign and a few sentences of foreign language, immediately became the most high-end local meeting place, which is a manifestation of the extreme lack of cultural self-confidence.
But it can't be helped, this is how this era is.
Glancing at the hesitant Ninth Uncle and Wencai in front of the teahouse, Li Yun took a step forward and walked into the teahouse first.
Although the teahouse has a signboard of a café, it is still the bottom of the teahouse, and the little Erguan waiting on the first floor will look at people's clothes, and see Li Yun wearing a straight suit, and immediately realize that this is a distinguished guest returning from a big city or even overseas.
Without hesitation, Xiao Er immediately came over and said with a smile: "This guest, there are three more upstairs seats, I don't know ...... you."
"We're here to find Master Ren."
Familiar words came from behind Li Yun, and Xiao Er noticed the ninth uncle behind Li Yun.
"It turned out to be Uncle Nine!" Xiao Er said in surprise, "Is this one also with you?" ”
"That's right!"
Uncle Nine glanced at Li Yun, who was dressed in a straight suit and looked calm, and looked extraordinary, and his face unconsciously had three more points of brilliance.
But when he caught a glimpse of the cowering Wencai beside him, this huge sense of disparity suddenly became apparent......
"I see!" Xiao Er suddenly realized, turned sideways and said respectfully, "Master Ren has already come, he has ordered, when I see your old man, please come upstairs to a private seat, everyone, please come with me!" ”
Although Xiao Er said this to Uncle Jiu, his eyes were glancing at Li Yun.
Everyone here, whether it was the tea guest on the first floor, or Uncle Nine and Wencai, didn't feel that there was anything wrong.
Li Yun bowed slightly, didn't reply, just walked towards the stairs.
But it was such a gesture that made the teahouse's Xiao Er more respectful.
Wen Cai looked at Li Yun's back and couldn't help but feel envious.
Soon, everyone followed Xiao Er to the private room on the second floor.
Master Ren had already been waiting there with two old servants, and when he saw Uncle Nine coming with his disciples, he immediately smiled.
"Uncle Nine, you are finally here, please take a seat!"
Master Ren warmly got up and invited, and his words were very respectful, which made Uncle Nine feel very face-saving.
When Uncle Nine sat opposite him, Master Ren looked at Li Yun and asked with a smile, "Uncle Nine, is this also your high foot?" ”
Uncle Nine shook his head with a smile and explained: "Master Ren misunderstood, Li Yun is a distinguished guest who temporarily lives in my Yizhuang, and today I heard that I and Master Ren are going to discuss important matters in the teahouse, and I am curious for a while, so come with me to take a look." ”
"Oh?"
Master Ren raised his eyebrows and turned his head to look at Li Yun.
Li Yun was wearing a crisp black suit, but he smiled and said to himself: "I am a lay disciple of the Quanzhen School, and I am a disciple of the Yanxia Cave of Kunyu Mountain. ”
"It turned out to be a master disciple of the Quanzhen Sect!"
Master Ren's face was abrupt, but he knew in his heart that Li Yun must have other identities.
He had already found out that in the past two days, Uncle Jiu's Yizhuang had a lot of expenses, and it cost at least two oceans a day for wine and meat alone, which was even more extravagant than that of him, Master Ren.
With Uncle Nine and his two apprentices alone, it is definitely impossible to be so generous.
So he speculated that the person who paid the money was definitely this young man in a suit.
However, since the other party only revealed the identity of the lay disciple of the Quanzhen Sect, it means that he does not want to reveal other identities for the time being, and Master Ren is also a human spirit, so he naturally will not continue to ask.
He skipped the topic very discerningly, and said with a smile: "Uncle Jiu, you order tea first, I'll call my daughter, this girl, just learned how to put on makeup, and when she comes back, she will teach people everywhere - you light it first, you're welcome, I'll pay!" ”
With that, Master Ren got up with a smile and left the private room.
The waiter waiting in the private room handed the menu to the three of Uncle Jiu.
Uncle Nine stretched out his hand to take the menu, and said in a low voice: "Quanzhen Sect lay disciple, why haven't I heard of you about this identity?" ”
Li Yun smiled and waved his hand to ask the waiter to step back, and then said with a chuckle: "This is the identity of one of my brothers, I just borrowed it." ”
Uncle Nine nodded, without doubt, but wondered: "Why don't you tell the truth, Master Ren is very influential in our local area, maybe he can help you......"
"There's no need, Uncle Nine." Li Yun shook his head and said in a low voice, "Believe me, I have come into contact with this kind of person a lot, he knows the real purpose of my southward trip, and he will only try to falsify evidence and establish a relationship with me, and will never really help me." ”
Uncle Nine sighed when he heard this: "People's hearts are sinister, so we should take precautions......"
At this moment, Master Ren's hearty laughter came from outside the private room.
Li Yun and Uncle Jiu raised their heads and looked at the door, only to see Master Ren with a smile on his face, and walked into the private room with two young people.
One of these two is a beautiful girl wearing a pink dress and a pearl necklace, looking youthful and extravagant, and the other is a handsome young man wearing an Italian suit with her hair neatly combed back and looking like a successful person.
After entering the private room, the young man in the suit was still talking and laughing with Master Ren, but his eyes were on Uncle Nine for the first time.
Li Yun noticed the subconscious actions of the young man in the suit, and he couldn't help but show a smile on his face.
Got you, traverser!
(End of chapter)