The fat man who grew up in Yizhou, outside Shanhaiguan, can be regarded as having been exposed to the unique local culture of the Five Immortals since childhood.

Although he never took these things seriously, after all, the name of the Five Immortal Family was very loud in the area of Yingyi Prefecture.

And one of the most popular legends is the story of Huang Xian, one of the five immortals, that is, the story of the weasel begging for the seal.

In folklore, weasel practice, if you want to attain the Tao, you must stop people and ask for a seal.

If he gets the head, this weasel's cultivation can be regarded as solid, so that he can leap into the position of the earth immortal and get out of the category of demons.

However, if you don't get the head, it means that the opportunity has not come, not only will all the previous practices be invalidated, but you will also have to bear a period of bad karma.

The fat man remembered that when he was young, he was naughty and playful, and he always played until night and still didn't want to go home.

And the old people in the family will always use this incident to scare him, warning him not to run out in the middle of the night, otherwise he will have to suffer if he encounters Huang Xian to ask for a seal.

When I was young, the fat man believed these things to be true, but when he grew up, he also understood them, but they were just rumors circulating among the older generation.

What he never expected was that in such a strange environment today, he actually heard what Huang Xian said in the story.

At the moment when this voice came, the white mist in front of the three of them instantly dimmed a lot.

The figure sitting on the small mound was finally clear.

It was indeed an animal, and it looked about the size of a weasel.

It was covered in a tattered garment that it had gotten out of nowhere, and it had a hat on its head, and it looked a little undescriptive.

Since just now, Feng Yun's eyes have been full of doubts.

The voice of begging for the seal just now always sounded weird, but for a moment I couldn't tell what was strange.

"Director! This thing can speak, can't it be the demon who is secretly haunting, right? ”

Feng Yun nodded lightly, lowered his voice and said to the two beside him:

"Quite possibly, but I always felt that something was wrong......"

This strange feeling has been haunting Feng Yun's heart, but Feng Yun thought about it, but it was difficult to sort out a clear idea.

At this moment, the hoarse and strange voice came again, and what was said was exactly the same as Fang Cai.

"Do you look at me like a man or a god?"

Yan Qilin and the fat man frowned solemnly, obviously they had never experienced this kind of thing, and they didn't know what to do now.

"Labor...... Do you think I am like a man or a god? ”

It seemed that a few people didn't react, but the monster actually spoke again and asked again.

"Fuck ......"

The fat man was speechless for a moment, apparently if they didn't respond, the thing would keep repeating this sentence over and over again.

However, at this moment, Yan Qilin, who was silent on the side, suddenly spoke:

“I can't speak Chinese！ (I don't speak Chinese)"

"Oh, stuffy gourd, it's okay!"

The fat man glanced at Yan Qilin in surprise:

"You're a stuffy gourd, and you can speak a foreign language?"

The fat man was immediately happy, Yan Qilin dragged the foreign language like this, and he could be regarded as answering the question, but he did not answer it completely.

After all, Da Yan's confession, foreign languages are useless.

Feng Yun is not unexpected, in the setting of the folk game in the previous life, Yan Qilin is proficient in many Chinese languages and travels all over the place because of treasure hunting in various places.

At this time, the fat man looked at the black shadow in the distance proudly and smiled evilly, thinking to himself that Yan Qilin said this, this thing is estimated to be successful.

And so it was, and the shadow was silent, as if it had never encountered such a response.

But just as the fat man was about to breathe a sigh of relief, the voice came again.

“Do you think I look like a person or a god？ (Do you think I am like a man or like a god?) ）”

"?"

The fat man's eyes widened, and Yan Qilin also glanced at the monster with a puzzled expression.

Yingyizhou is known as the folklore of the yellow skin begging for the seal, but no one has ever said that this product can also speak English? The pronunciation is still fucking standard?

"Fuck it...... English version of the envelope? ”

The fat man then plunged into his waist, his face flushed with anger.

If you want to say that the most panicked of the three, there is no doubt that the fat man is there.

After all, Yan Qilin is an immortal NPC, and the things he has experienced in this life are unimaginable to ordinary people, and his state of mind is naturally more calm, and he also has a force value to his body.

But the fat man is different, this place originally made him panic, and now such a yellow skin has popped up to ask for a seal, which makes the fat man even more ownerless.

Fear often leads to anger, and this is quickly revealed in the fat man.

This ugly sound stimulated the fat man's nerves, and a fire came from the top of the fat man's chest in a panic, and then he stepped forward and pointed to the black shadow on the mound and shouted:

"I see you like ......"

However, before the fat man could finish speaking, Feng Yun covered the fat man's mouth with one hand, and then said sternly:

"Don't take its words, it's begging for seals, if you say something wrong, the karmic consequences he carries will fall on you."

As soon as he heard this, the fat man immediately swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, and then looked at Feng Yun and asked:

"Then what should we do, we can't just stand here."

"I always feel like something is wrong, so don't act rashly.

Don't answer it again, but you can scold it! The dirtier the better, and the demon is afraid of obscure things, which is the best way to deal with the yellow skin. ”

Relying on Feng Yun, who is proficient in folklore knowledge, he quickly thought of a countermeasure.

Although this cold foreign language also made Feng Yun confused, after all, everything is the same.

When he met Huangpizi begging for a seal, whether he looked like a human or a god, it was a damage to his own longevity and fortune.

And this is the land of extreme yin, if you respond to its request, I don't know what big trouble will happen.

Therefore, if you encounter a request for sealing in the wilderness, you must not respond, let alone flee.

The best thing to do is to use foul language, which will make the weasel, who has poor eyesight, unable to see for a while.

If you can use this to escape, you will be fine.

The only consequence of this is that if you have been remembered by the yellow skin before, you may provoke the yellow skin who is already narrow-minded and will take revenge.

However, Feng Yun didn't need to think about this, the purpose of his coming this time was to arrest this monster, so naturally he wouldn't give it a chance to retaliate.

But at this time, only Feng Yun himself knew that his heart was beating very fast.

For Feng Yun, this is also the first time he has encountered a demon, at least for now, it should be a weasel spirit.

This made Feng Yun's heart a little bottomless, but he knew his identity very well, not only the director, but also the backbone of this team, if even he panicked, then let alone the other two.

Therefore, Feng Yun never showed his emotions from beginning to end, in the eyes of the fat man and Yan Qilin, Feng Yun was always as plain as water, and he was quite superior.

And after hearing what Feng Yun said, the fat man immediately rolled up his sleeves.

is about to talk about fighting, with Yan Qilin here, he may not be on the list.

But if you talk about the ability to scold the street, the fat man has never met an opponent in so many years.

With Feng Yun behind him, the fat man also had some confidence in his heart, only to see him step forward and start, pointing to the black shadow on the mound not far away, and began to scold.

In the next few minutes, the fat man unfolded a one-sided crazy output.

He unleashed uninterrupted mental torture around the weasel's parents, and even in his words, even the eighteenth generation of the weasel's ancestors was not spared, and even the eighteenth generation of its ancestors had begun to breed.

The content of scolding the street is also as dirty as it is, and Feng Yun and Yan Qilin on the side swallowed their saliva when they heard it.

After finishing the greetings to his parents and the eighteenth generation of his ancestors, the fat man took the following three paths as the theme, standing on the commanding heights of morality and constantly insulting them.

Comments: Weasels are small, they don't have handles, they don't care about handles, they can't find female weasels in the future, so they can only marry a bottle with a mouth, and this has to be an oral liquid bottle.

Strange to say, the black shadow that was originally sitting on the mound actually let out a strange cry at this moment.

"Boom!"

Immediately afterwards, the overwhelming yin qi surged like a tide, and the old locust tree that covered the sky and the sun not far away was shaking wildly in the darkness as if it had life.

"Click!"

"Click!"

The ground in front of the three of them began to crack, and fleshy hands stretched out of the ground.

This scene really scared the fat man a lot, and when he was about to retreat, Feng Yun's voice came from his ears again:

"Don't stop, it's an illusion, how can it do this? These illusions can't hurt you, keep scolding, and we'll take care of the rest! ”

Hearing this, the fat man also knew in his heart, he didn't notice it, at this time, Yan Qilin came to Feng Yun's side with a puzzled face, lowered his voice and asked:

"Really?"

Feng Yun didn't think about it, so he shook his head:

"Of course it's fake, but it's an illusion, but don't forget, we're in the Extreme Yin Land right now.

The Yin spirits you see crawling out of the ground are actually just Yin Qi and do not exist.

But the Yin Qi can also hurt people, erode the body and the Yang Qi, and if we are injured or die in this illusion, the same will be true in reality, and we will never be able to leave this place of Yin and Yin.

Therefore, you must protect the fat man and don't let him be planted here! ”

As he spoke, Feng Yun bit his fingertips, and then drew a strange symbol on Yan Qilin's palm.

"The blood of the fingertips is also called the blood of the heart, it is the thing of the yang, and the seal of the door is drawn with the blood of the yang, and you can attack these things of the yin spirit!"

Yan Qilin nodded without saying a word, then clenched his fists with both hands and went straight to where the fat man was.

As he spoke, countless bloody and fleshy yin spirits crawled out on the ground around him, frantically approaching the fat man.

With the fat man's dirty and unpleasant scolding as always, Yan Qilin jumped up, like a divine soldier descending from the sky!