As the saying goes, Africa is not chaotic, and the flat head has the final say.

Although this is a meme circulating on the Internet, it is a good illustration that this animal is more common in Africa.

Although Feng Yun was puzzled by this, he had more important things to be sure.

Therefore, soon Feng Yun frowned and squatted down, stared at Brother Pingtou and asked:

"Did you do the missing people? Are they still alive now? ”

As soon as he heard this, Brother Pingtou nodded like pounding garlic, obviously he was scared by Feng Yun:

"Ofcous (of course)! Uncle, they are all alive, I don't kill anyone! ”

Another lame foreign language came out of Brother Pingtou's mouth, how to listen to this movement made the fat man and Yan Qilin feel strange.

"You're fucking still on the Kauss, and then drag the foreign language, the fat man will tear your mouth apart!"

The fat man obviously didn't believe Brother Pingtou's words, and pointed at Brother Pingtou and shouted:

"It's been at least more than 20 days since they disappeared, they don't eat or drink, they are starving to death, you still dare to quibble?"

When Brother Pingtou heard this, he immediately waved his hand again and again, and his eyes became a little aggrieved:

"I'll go find some wild fruits and vegetables, and I'll always send them to them.

I'm afraid that they will starve to death, and they will be dreaming all the time, and they will consume less! ”

Brother Pingtou really didn't lie, he didn't hurt these people's intentions.

On the contrary, he takes special care to ensure that everyone's survival is stable.

"Why did you bring them here? Be honest, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind. ”

While speaking, Feng Yun waved his hand again, and the lightning flashed in his hand.

Brother Pingtou was suddenly frightened, and then hurriedly said:

"I want to beg for a seal and become an immortal!

But I tried many times, but I didn't succeed, so I had to keep trying. ”

The reason why Brother Pingtou is careful to ensure everyone's vitality is to be able to pull these people out from time to time and ask for the seal one by one, but it is true that as it says, it has never succeeded.

Feng Yun and the three of them all had strange expressions on their faces, and they really didn't expect this reason.

Hearing this, the fat man couldn't help it, he glared at the flat-headed brother and shouted:

"You're not a fucking yellow skin, what kind of seal do you want?"

When Brother Pingtou heard this, he even glared back at the fat man, and said not to be outdone:

"My master said, I can use this method to become an immortal, as long as I study hard, I will definitely be able to!"

"Yo, you still have a master?"

Under Feng Yun's inquiry, Brother Pingtou was obviously entangled for a while, and just now sighed deeply and told him about his affairs.

This also made Feng Yun and the three of them gradually understand the ins and outs of the whole thing.

This flat-headed brother was indeed living happily on the African savannah.

It was only later that it unfortunately fell into the trap of poachers, and finally came to Yingyi Prefecture in the Great Yan Kingdom.

Taking advantage of a gap, the flat-headed brother escaped from the cage and ran into a car in a panic, which finally escaped the fate of being eaten as game.

The car it was hiding in at the time was the 444 bus, which was frequently seen in illusions.

In order to prevent being discovered, it has been hiding under the seat of the car, and only saw the four people sitting in the car at the time, but did not see the driver, so in the illusion, the driver of the car was never able to see clearly.

Then this Pingtou brother began to live a life of exile in Yingyizhou, when he was hiding near a martial arts gym in Yingyizhou, plus he loved martial arts since he was a child, so he had nothing to do every day, so he lay outside the window and watched the people inside practice martial arts.

After a long time, this flat-headed brother also began to practice with him, and I have to say that this skill is indeed a bit interesting now.

And due to the elimination of Fang Lingshan's seal, the demonic aura has been rampant and accumulated for hundreds of years, and it has also given this Pingtou brother the opportunity to practice to this day.

It was also during this period that Brother Pingtou met a yellow skin who was also a jing, and asked Huang Pizi for advice on how to practice.

This yellow skin also took advantage of this demonic year to become a fine man not long ago, and he couldn't understand bullshit, so he could only share what he knew with him.

Since then, Pingtou has regarded Huangpizi as his idol.

This is what happened later, and the scene where Brother Pingtou imitated the yellow skin to beg for the seal.

After listening to Brother Pingtou's story, Feng Yun's expressions were a little indescribable.

How to say this, no one would have imagined that behind this demon, there is such a ridiculous story.

"Then why did you come to Smoke County again?"

Feng Yun then asked.

"I traveled all the way, constantly looking for someone to ask for a seal, but to no avail.

Before I knew it, I walked here, only to find that this place was very special, and it could enhance my illusion, so I stayed here. ”

In the face of Feng Yun's inquiry, this yellow skin didn't dare to say half a lie, so he could only give up all his energy.

It is also true that the feng shui of Longhua Road is special, which greatly enhances the magic of the honey badger spirit, so that it can make waves successfully. Otherwise, with its three-legged cat ability, it would not have been able to cause such a big sensation in Yanjun.

All in all, everything is still the reason why Longhua Road is too special, which gives the honey badger essence a chance.

But this thing is really angry and funny in the eyes of the three of them.

A honey badger learns from the weasel spirit to succeed in begging for the seal, then it's called seeing the hell.

Just when the three of them were silent, Brother Pingtou cautiously looked at Feng Yun and asked:

"Uncle, who are you, why are you so good?"

Obviously, Brother Pingtou has been impressed by the power that Feng Yun has just exerted.

The fat man standing next to him suddenly straightened his waist, and shouted at the flat-headed brother with his chest straight:

"We're from the poll bureau, and we're dealing with monsters like you.

Don't call it nonsense, what kind of uncle, it's like a kiln, it's called the director! ”

Brother Pingtou was obviously dissatisfied with the fat man, but with Feng Yun there, he could only nod his head in a reluctant voice:

"Director, let me go, I really didn't mean to......"

Regarding Brother Pingtou's begging for mercy, Feng Yun's complexion did not change in the slightest.

He looked at Brother Pingtou and said in a cold tone:

"It's impossible to let you go, but it's okay to spare your life.

The premise is that you must immediately take me to the people you have brought here.

And these people had better be fine, but if you carry a human life on your back, you will not be killed! ”

Brother Pingtou did not doubt the authenticity of Feng Yun's words at all, the means that Feng Yun had just used to get his life could be said to be effortless.

Therefore, Brother Pingtou suddenly stood up excitedly, nodding and waving his hand, but his arms were thick and short, which looked very funny:

"Don't worry, the director, I really haven't killed Yin, I just caught them one by one...... Don't make a mistake, right? ”

"Less nonsense, lead the way!"

Feng Yun gave an order, and Brother Pingtou got up from the ground with a cleverness, and walked forward, not forgetting to pick up the hat again and put it on his head.

Looking at the funny back of this thing, the three people who followed behind felt a little speechless.

They soon followed the flat-headed brother to the small mound they had seen earlier, and when they went around the back of the mound, they realized that there was actually a hole in the sky.

Obviously, this is a cave that Pingtou has just dug out, and standing at the mouth of the cave, you can see more than a dozen people lying around in it.

"Director, they're all dreaming in my vision.

One is getting promoted and making a fortune, the other is having three wives and four concubines, and the ......"

"That's it!"

Without waiting for Brother Pingtou to finish speaking, Feng Yun interrupted him:

"Lift them out as you put them in!"

However, what the three of them didn't expect was that after listening to these words, Brother Pingtou did not move, but stopped talking, as if he was struggling with something.

"Director...... What, can you say no? ”

"Speak up if you have something to say!"

Even Yan Qilin couldn't help it and said directly.

"Director...... I cooperate, can you not kill me, it is best to give me another road guide identity certificate of the Great Yan Country......"

The so-called 'Lu Yin Identity Certificate', referred to as 'Zhao Shen Talisman', is actually an ID card if it is described in the words of Feng Yun's previous life.

It's just that in this different world, the Great Yan Kingdom seamlessly undertook the ancient dynasty to complete the industrial transformation, so many names and structures continue the ancient style, but the uses are very different.

"What?"

And the fat man almost bit his tongue:

"Say it again, what do you want?"