675 Agitation? Useless!
After all, there is a huge gap in strength.
The Demon Venerable and the Buddha have to be this evil guest, and when Emperor Wa can't show up, Emperor Xi really can't do anything about them.
I have to say that Emperor Xi's qi cultivation kung fu is really good.
Until now, he is still smiling and entertaining the two evil guests, the Buddha and the Demon Venerable.
Emperor Xi is iron-hearted, and he wants to consume it with the Buddha and the Demon Venerable.
I drank three pots of tea and five plates of pastries.
But until now, Emperor Wa still has no intention of showing up.
"Fellow Daoist, this girl of Emperor Wa is a shrinking turtle with an iron heart!"
"What do we do now?" The Demon Venerable quietly transmitted a message to the Buddha.
Before the Demon Venerable and the Buddha came, the discussion was really good.
Their original plan was still to use the old routine.
The Demon Venerable sang black faces, and the Buddha sang white faces, forcibly forcing Emperor Wa to stand on the same side as them.
If Emperor Wa is unwilling, then they will come hard, and the two of them will sing black faces together and force Emperor Wa.
However, plans have not kept up with the changes.
Unexpectedly, Emperor Wa did not show up directly.
No matter what tricks you make, people just don't accept them.
No matter how subtle your moves are, they are all for nothing.
Emperor Wa's trick is unchanged and ever-changing, and it makes the Demon Venerable and the Buddha have no choice.
It just so happened that at this time, the tea on the table was drunk again, and the pastries were almost eaten.
Emperor Xi instructed his attendants: "Go, prepare a few more pots of tea, and in addition, prepare more pastries." ”
Hearing Emperor Xi's words, Demon Venerable was completely unable to hold back.
Mozun thought to himself, is it true that we are here to eat your pastries and drink your tea?
Want to eat pastries and drink tea, but we don't have it ourselves? Do you have to drink your house?
Not to mention that the Demon Venerable was a little nervous, even the Buddha, who had always had a good temper, couldn't hold back at this time.
The Buddha suffered losses one after another, and he ate a closed door here with Emperor Wa, which made the Buddha very angry in his heart.
"Emperor Xi, when will Emperor Wa come to see us?" The Buddha asked in a deep voice with a cold face.
Emperor Xi: "???? ”
Emperor Xi thought to himself, when will I see you? Wait for the next life, right?
"Two, it's not that my little sister can't see you, I really can't see you!"
"My little sister was injured while practicing a few days ago." Emperor Xi took out the previous set of rhetoric again.
Without waiting for Emperor Xi to finish speaking, Demon Venerable directly interrupted him: "Injured, not dead?" How to see no one! ”
"Besides, you didn't even help us report, so how do you know that Emperor Wa doesn't want to see us?"
Demon Venerable's words made Emperor Xi a little embarrassed.
The Buddha and the Demon Venerable also looked at Emperor Xi with an unkind face.
Emperor Xi thought to himself, yes! It's a little too obvious for me to deal with this.
"Since the two of you have to see the little sister, then I'll go and give the two of you a gift!" After saying that, Emperor Xi got up and went to Tongyu.
Before leaving, he also instructed the attendants: "Quickly bring tea and pastries, otherwise, others will think that our Wa Palace has no hospitality." ”
Demon Venerable: "???? ”
Buddha: "???? ”
Looking at the pastries and tea that had just been delivered, the Buddha and the Demon Venerable thought to themselves, there is only hospitality left in your Wa Palace.
Demon Venerable subconsciously picked up a piece of pastry and ate it, thinking to himself, the pastries in the Wa Palace still tasted good, much better than the pastries in their Great Demon God Palace.
"Don't really say it, this Xihuang is still a good acquaintance, this time he really gave us a gift!" Demon Venerable said as he ate his pastry.
Hearing the words of the Demon Venerable, the Buddha always felt that something was wrong.
I didn't know the bottom of my heart for a while, and the Buddha wanted to see where Emperor Xi went to help them go.
As a result, the Buddha's divine thoughts began to spread in the Wa Palace, looking for traces of Emperor Xi.
It doesn't matter if you don't look for it, this search almost made the Buddha angry to death.
Under the diffusion of divine thoughts, the Buddha soon found Emperor Xi.
At this time, Emperor Xi was in the hall next door, eating pastries and drinking tea, looking like a graceful and wandering person.
Through?
It's a fart, Emperor Xi is still fooling them.
"Tongyu, Tongyu!"
"That bastard of Emperor Xi, eating pastries next door?"
"This bastard is still dealing with us, and he clearly doesn't want us to see Emperor Wa!" The Buddha gritted his teeth and said.
Hearing this, the Demon Venerable also hurriedly spread his divine thoughts.
Sure enough, his divine thoughts quickly sensed Emperor Xi in the main hall next door.
"Bang dang!"
The angry Demon Venerable directly overturned the pastries on the table.
"Too much deception!"
"These two brothers and sisters are too deceitful!" The demon venerable gritted his teeth angrily.
At this time, the Buddha's face became more and more unkind.
Compared to the Demon Venerable's impotent rage, the Buddha looked around and slowly spoke, "Emperor Wa, I know you can hear it. ”
"Come out and meet us! If you really turn your face, that's not good! ”
This is the Wa Palace, and the Buddha and the Demon Venerable's every move, the Wa Emperor naturally knows.
However, Emperor Wa would never come out to see them.
I've done so much before, if Emperor Wa comes out now, wouldn't all the previous things be in vain?
As long as Emperor Wa does not come out to see the Buddha and the Demon Venerable, then the Buddha and the Demon Venerable are clowns.
However, if Emperor Wa really came out to see them, then the clown would be Emperor Wa himself.
Seeing that Emperor Wa was still pretending to be deaf and dumb, he didn't have the slightest intention of coming out.
The Buddha continued: "Since you don't come out, then we will be offended!" ”
As the words fell, the Buddha directly spread his divine thoughts and searched in the Wa Palace unscrupulously.
He was searching, looking for the figure of Emperor Wa.
After the Buddha released his divine thoughts, the Demon Venerable also followed suit.
The Buddha and the Demon Venerable searched for Emperor Wa together, and under the double search, two powerful divine thoughts enveloped the Wa Palace.
When the Buddha and the Demon Venerable did this, it was a bit of a slap in the face of the Wa Palace.
Emperor Xi felt these two divine thoughts, and his heart was also angry, but in order to prevent Emperor Wa from coming out, he could only endure his anger.
"Humph!" Secretly, Emperor Wa also seemed to have guessed the thoughts of the Demon Venerable and the Buddha, and she snorted coldly: "Deliberately provoked me, wanted to force me out, right?" ”
"You are dreaming!"
"Today, the old lady will never come out, and when you and the yin Tianzi fight are both defeated, today's humiliation, the old lady will double it back."
After seeing through the thoughts of the Demon Venerable and the Buddha, Emperor Wa directly hid all his breath and avoided the search of the Demon Venerable and the Buddha.
Actually, it's just like what Emperor Wa thought.
The main purpose of the Demon Venerable and the Buddha's unscrupulous release of divine thoughts was to provoke Emperor Wa and force her out with the method of agitation.
After all, the three of them are in the same realm, and this is the Wa Palace, and the Wa Emperor occupies the home advantage.
Emperor Wa was determined to play hide and seek with the two of them, and the Demon Venerable and the Buddha were really not easy to find.
According to the Buddha's understanding of Emperor Wa, the method of agitation is the best use.
However, this time, the Buddha miscalculated.
Emperor Wa held back the anger in his heart and settled on this shrunken turtle. (End of chapter)