The slightly squinted eyes, the lightly raised chin, the messy long hair, the high upturned ponytail, the milk tea cup in the hand, the snakeskin bag on the shoulder, and the coat lifted by the wind were all set off by the fireworks in the distance......

The abrupt end of the moment, natural and eternal, is not only rich in connotation, but also infinite in tension, all of which are showing the comfort, comfort and satisfaction of the man in the photo, arrogant, cold and a little other; At the same time, the eye-piercing snakeskin bag, the ragged long coat, the greasy long hair, the messy beard—the ubiquitous image of the scavenger—strikes people's nerves so strongly and abruptly: a few real, a few psychedelics, a few impulses, always feel close at hand, within reach, but seem unfathomable and unreachable; At a glance, it instantly touches, sighs, sighs, and soon inadvertently makes people have mixed feelings, and then triggers infinite aftertaste and reverie......

In a trance, a strong sense of impulse and mission suddenly surged into Old Tang's heart, he suddenly came back to his senses, and before he had time to think carefully, he quickly typed down the keyboard: Happiness, Photographer: Yu Chigong.

“…… Chief, chief! Hurry, field work! Director's arrangement: Guangzhou meeting tracking report, time for one week, equipment preparation, one hour later downstairs to set off! ”

With the shout, the beautiful little steel hammer hugged a stack of materials in her arms, and hurriedly ran into Old Tang's office, while hurriedly conveying the task: "The two of you go, chief, fat Elvis!" ”

"Gotta-order! ……”

Lao Tang here hurriedly responded, and with a click of the mouse, he transmitted "Happiness" on the Internet with a whoosh, and then he hurriedly beckoned the fat cat to act quickly and began to prepare equipment......

Fat Elvis Wang Benyu, in fact, is a sunny and handsome guy, in his thirties, 985 masters of the Department of Journalism, it is said that he is still a newspaper company specially recruited, with flying literary talents, wonderful writing, and a certain amount of writing skills, legend has it that he is still a well-known online novel writer in his spare time, and his online name is returned to Chaohuan, and he once harvested a lot of tears of infatuated men and women, and he is actually a ranger-like existence on the Internet.

It's just a height of 185, with a big weight of 285, it is indeed not free and light enough in action, fat head and round face, love to talk and laugh, plus gluttony, sleepiness, it is no different from the lazy fat cat, so it gradually won the name of Fat Elvis. Thinking about it carefully, it really looks a little similar, which can't help but make people sigh.

The chief, the fat Elvis Presley two people with equipment and equipment, hurried to the high-speed rail station, checked the ticket into the station, and waited until the luggage was placed, the fat Elvis was already tired and sweaty, panting. After finding a seat according to the ticket, without looking closely, the fat Elvis shook his body and slumped on the chair......

"Oops...... My phone! My phone! ”

With the scream of a young woman beside her, the fat body of the fat Elvis King rebounded like an electric shock, and the chief who followed the sound saw clearly: An Apple mobile phone with a similar color to the seat cover has already been spent under the weight of the fat Elvis's strong buttocks.

"Just ...... Just over 10,000 new purchases of the latest Iphone XS Max! Oops, oops, you ...... You don't have long eyes?! ……”

Seeing the beautiful lady around her who was anxious and white, and the tears of distress were almost about to flow down, the fat Elvis, who was usually quite articulate, was speechless for a while, like a child who had done something wrong, he actually scratched his ears and cheeks, and was at a loss, and the beautiful women chattered endlessly. Seeing this, Elder Tang hurriedly stepped forward to round the field:

"Beauty is not in a hurry! Beauty is not in a hurry! ……”

At this time, the fat Elvis seemed to suddenly come back to his senses, wiped a handful of sweat on his face in a panic, and apologized repeatedly, while grabbing a handful of cash from his satchel. I didn't think about turning around, but my hand touched the seat in front of me again, and in an instant, the banknotes in my hand were scattered all over the ground. As a last resort, the fat Elvis quickly shook his body and leaned down to pick up the money.

Dramatically, Fat Elvis seriously underestimated his hips this time, or perhaps he was in a hurry to perform in front of beautiful women, his movements were too fast, and he was too hasty to accurately predict: as Fat Elvis squatted with his head down and his butt up, his fat buttocks were stuck between the seats, and a fat Elvis kicked his legs and pouted below, but he was still weak and unable to move - what was even more ridiculous was that when he looked at it from above, he saw Fat Elvis's fat, round ass and balls struggling incessantly......

The embarrassing moment, the funny scene, suddenly resolved the resentment of the beauty, the girl was also amused by the scene in front of her, and couldn't help but laugh out loud, maybe immediately realized her faux pas, and the beauty quickly covered her laughter with her hands.

The sudden embarrassment is really not ordinary funny, the more the little beauty wants to laugh the more she looks, the more she laughs, the more she can't cover her mouth, she eats and eats, chirps and gurgles, and even indirectly amuses the onlookers. In the end, everyone couldn't help it, so they simply stopped being reserved, and couldn't help but laugh while waving their hands uncontrollably......

The fat Elvis King below trembled, and finally broke free, and saw the people around him laughing and leaning back and back, tears flying, and he became more and more naïve and stupid. Suddenly, he turned his face, and saw that the attitude of the beautiful lady had changed greatly, with a smile full of smiles, and the flowers and branches trembled, and the fat Elvis King saw this, so he hurriedly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, followed by the previous embarrassment and embarrassment, and kept scratching the cat's head, and even laughed embarrassedly with everyone.

After sitting down, I saw that the fat Elvis rolled his eyes, and quickly recovered the nature of Elvis, but he simply picked up the banknote, and said that the cash was not enough, so he had to add the beauty WeChat, and the transfer compensation was necessary. The beauty on the side saw that the fat Elvis had a positive attitude, sincere words, and sincerity, and the incident happened in a hurry, which was really unexpected, and the good impression of the fat cat also spontaneously arose: bluntly said that it didn't cost much, just go back and change the screen, and repeatedly pushed and insisted on not compensating.

In the end, between mutual courtesy, Fat Elvis added WeChat friends with the beauty as he wished, which can be regarded as the official start of this erotic journey.

In front of the car, the road is far away, accompanied by beautiful women, the fat presley king suddenly felt refreshed, and soon the thoughts were springing up, and the witty words were like pearls, and before they knew it, the more they chatted closer, the more they pulled the more speculative, the fat brother and the beauties actually had a feeling of seeing each other at first sight and hating each other.

It turned out that the girl's real name is Xia Yuxuan, and she is also an Internet writer, with the screen name Xia Yuyaner, when she heard that the fat Elvis in front of her was actually a famous Gui Chaohuan on the Internet, she couldn't help but be shocked that her eyes lit up and her mouth couldn't close for a long time. I feel like I can't find a place.

Along the way, the fat Elvis is even more mobilized fat body, not idle for a moment, buying food and water for a while, milk tea and fruit for a while, saddle before and after the horse, diligent, very close to gentle and considerate ability. Naturally, the accompanying chief elder Tang also followed the moon and enjoyed the same high-standard courtesy, which inevitably made the chief elder Tang secretly sigh at the milk nature of today's young people, and privately couldn't help but deeply lament his backwardness...... Unconsciously, I thought of the son in my family who was about the same age as the fat Elvis, alas...... Everything is not going well, and you deserve the hard work of yourself, it is really more deserving of people than people, and the goods should be thrown away! Bastard son if he can have half of the fat Elvis Presley, ......

Alas—Old Tang couldn't help but sigh again.

Time flies, more than half of the car, the two young people are already like a pair of lovers in love, while talking, while nervously busy with the online game in their hands, the scene is warm and warm, but also makes the dull journey add a few romance, a few ambiguity - this makes the chief in the back seat very envious: hey...... Spring is here, and the air is filled with the smell of hormones......

The young man chattered tirelessly, and gradually talked about the hot spots of the recent days:

"It is rumored that Shuangmu Shuangsha is about to return and reappear in the rivers and lakes. It seems that the online game world is going to be bloody again! ”

"It's not a rumor, it's confirmed! - They're in love! ”

"Personally, I feel that Miki is really resolute, brave and persistent, not flexible enough, and a little bit of personal heroism; Ermu is truly intelligent and brave, a little more rational, and is good at strategy, but he is a little timid, and seems to be a little indecisive......"

“…… No, that's just your assumption......"

“…… However, the return is necessary, and the will of the people is hard to disobey! ”

……

Listening to the heated discussion between the two young people, especially when he heard the word "return", the old Tang on the side suddenly chuckled in his heart, he knew his own heart best, and the figure of his rebel unconsciously flashed in the old Tang's faint head:

Regression, regression, regression...... The chaotic old Tang thought silently in his heart and fell asleep.