Chapter 885: Pure Thinking and Making Trouble
"Oh?" Li Er was curious, "What's the trick?" ”
Bai Lang smiled slightly, turned over his hand and took out a silver crystal ball and handed it to Li Er.
Li Er was about to reach out and take it, but the eldest grandson queen next to him immediately stopped him, took the crystal ball with a smile, held it in his hand, and looked at it with Li Er.
Yamu glanced at the queen next to him and sighed.
Now it is the ninth year of Zhenguan, and in another year, the eldest grandson queen of the mother and the world will die of illness and be called Wende.
Yamu knows that this world is relatively special, and ordinary means of prolonging life are difficult to take effect on such important historical figures, because once the longevity is exhausted, even if the body is still healthy, the underworld will send people to detain the soul.
Therefore, in addition to physical health, if you want to prolong your life, you must think of adding a stroke to the book of life and death.
Thinking of this, Yamu remained silent and did not inform Li Er and his wife of the matter.
Bai Lang explained with a smile: "This thing is a treasure brought down from Ziwei Palace by Poor Dao, it has the ability to seal all things, before three o'clock in the afternoon tomorrow, Your Majesty only needs to summon Wei to the imperial study, put this thing on the case, and play against it, you can easily resolve this catastrophe ......"
"Is it a game?" Li Er glanced at Bai Lang with some surprise, and then said with a smile, "I also have this intention!" ”
Bai Lang laughed and said, "This is what the hero sees!" ”
Seeing Bai Lang smiling boldly, Li Er had the intention of loving talents, and immediately said: "Real people can know before and after, count the heavenly opportunity, and have great magical powers. ”
Bai Lang said with a smile: "Your Majesty, what are you talking about, as the Khan of the Tang Dynasty, Your Majesty is in danger of the safety of the society, so you have to worry and be suspicious, and when you say it, it is still poor and incorrect, disturbing Your Majesty, please don't blame Your Majesty." ”
"It's okay!"
Li Er laughed, and then asked in an affectionate tone: "I don't know if a real person is willing to go out of the mountain and help Datang?" ”
Bai Lang was slightly stunned, then smiled dumbly, shook his head and said: "People in the mountains and wilderness, they can't sit in the court, they can only thank Your Majesty for your love!" ”
Speaking of this, Bai Lang's fingers flicked, and the silver crystal ball suddenly bloomed, blocking the inside and outside of the Liangyi Palace.
Li Er and Empress Eldest Sun were both startled, and couldn't help but look at Bai Lang suspiciously.
Bai Lang said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, don't panic, the poor way casts spells to block the inside and outside, and there is something to tell you!" ”
Li Er and Empress Eldest Sun glanced at each other and said curiously: "It's okay to say that it's a real person!" ”
Bai Lang cleared his throat and said in a low voice: "I can't hide it, the two of us went down the mountain this time, in fact, we were invited by the Dragon King of the West Sea, and the Dragon King of the Jinghe River is the sister-in-law of the Dragon King of the West Sea, so after this difficulty, I asked for the head of my brother-in-law......
"Your Majesty's assistance to the Dragon King of Jinghe this time, don't forget to ask for favors from Xihai, you will definitely be able to ensure that the wind and rain are smooth."
"And this?" Li Er's face was surprised, and he listened with relish.
The emperor is also a human being, so he is naturally very interested in the gossip relationship between this immortal, god, demon and Buddha world.
Bai Lang smiled and chatted with Li Er and his wife for a while about the gossip of the fairy gods, and Li Er also reciprocated with Li, and under the shroud of this silver light enchantment, he shared some interesting stories about historical celebrities with Bai Lang.
The two talked happily, and in the blink of an eye, they talked until late at night.
Li Er's old state relapsed, and he took Bai Lang's hand and wanted to have a drink with him.
The corners of Yamu's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly sent a message to remind him that Bai Lang was almost done.
But Bai Lang has a casual personality and does what he wants, so he immediately agreed, took out all kinds of immortal wine elixir on the spot, and drank it with Yamu and Li Er and his wife in the two ceremonial halls.
Although Li Er is the emperor's honor, he has never drunk this kind of immortal wine elixir.
After a few glasses of immortal wine, his face turned red and his drunkenness was revealed.
This is because he has dragon qi and imperial qi possessed by him, and if he is replaced by other mortals, let alone a few cups of immortal wine, even if he dips a drop, it is estimated that he will have to sleep for seven days and seven nights.
However, it was also because of the dragon qi and imperial qi that the effect of this immortal wine on Li Er was greatly reduced.
It stands to reason that mortals who drink immortal wine can prolong their life for at least one hundred and eighty years, but Bai Lang found that Li Er was only in good health, and Shouyuan did not have the slightest movement.
As for the eldest grandson queen, the effect is even weaker, and even the hidden dangers of the lesions in the body have not improved a few points.
Bai Lang glanced at the face of the eldest grandson queen, suddenly put down the wine glass, and said in an astonishing voice: "Your Majesty, forgive the poor and talk too much, I see that the queen's phoenix body is sick, and it seems that there is not much longevity!" ”
As soon as these words came out, Yamu couldn't help but cover his forehead.
Li Er and Empress Eldest Sun made a move, and the smiles on their faces gradually converged.
The husband and wife glanced at each other, Li Er took the latter's hand, and sighed lightly: "Real person, it's really not a secret, this year's first emperor dragon controls Bintian, I and the queen are inexplicably sad, and the queen is even more of an old illness." ”
"I asked Master Tanzang of Puguang Temple to enter the palace to pray for the queen, but to this day, the queen's qi disease has not improved significantly."
"If it weren't for the real person's bluntness, this wine is immortal wine, and I wouldn't let Guanyin drink anything......"
Hearing her nickname, Empress Eldest Sun sighed and said helplessly: "Your Majesty, you are drunk!" ”
"I'm not drunk!"
Li Er shook his head, grabbed the hand of Empress Eldest Sun, looked at Bai Lang and Yamu on the opposite side, and said in a serious tone: "Two real people, I know that you are real immortals, different from the charlatans I met before. ”
"I don't know if there are two real people, but there is a way to prolong the life of the queen, if I can, I wish to promise that the two real people will be the national teachers of the Tang Dynasty, under one person, and above tens of millions of people......"
Hearing this, Empress Changsun hurriedly grabbed Li Er and said, "Your Majesty, you are really drunk!" ”
Ya Mu looked at Li Er, who was drunk and hazy opposite, but his eyes were slightly red, and sighed lightly: "Since ancient times, the virtuous ministers and gods, the Holy Emperor and the Emperor, have no immortality, and this matter has been concluded since the first emperor, not to mention that Your Majesty and the Empress are true dragons and true phoenixes that are rare in a thousand years, if they stay in the world for a long time, I am afraid it will damage the balance of the Heavenly Dao." ”
"If Your Majesty doesn't believe it, you can look at the annals of history, and Hou Huo, the champion of the Han Dynasty, is the best example......"
Li Er said with red eyes: "What kind of truth is this, just because of this, I and Guanyin are destined not to live long?" ”
Yamu sighed lightly: "Your Majesty is already the longest-lived holy monarch in the past......
Li Er was slightly stunned, and then asked eagerly, "What about the queen?" ”
Yamu fell silent and did not answer.
Li Er understood what he meant, and grabbed the hand of Empress Changsun tightly, unwilling to let go.
Bai Lang frowned, blue light lit up in his eyes, and he glanced at Empress Eldest Sun.
Then, he said suspiciously: "It's just a mere qi disease, is it as serious as you say?" ”
"It's not that simple." Yamu said, "This world has an underworld and a book of life and death, even if you cure the eldest grandson queen, when the longevity written in the book of life and death is exhausted, she will still be detained by the envoy of the underworld." ”
"What's this!"
Bai Lang rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "It's just a local government, and it's not that it can't be operated in the dark, it's a big deal, let's go on a journey and find someone to write one more stroke in the book of life and death, that's it!" ”
Yamu said helplessly: "No, you really plan to extend the life of Li Er and the eldest grandson?" ”
Bai Lang smiled and said: "It's a trouble to make a Jinghe Dragon King, and it's also a trouble to make a hell of a fuss, don't worry, the boss won't care, it should be said that a mere Jinghe Dragon King is not enough to let Heaven come to the door, please go to heaven." ”
"If we touch the book of life and death again, the basket will be almost big enough."
"The Heavenly Court and the Difu are probably happy to do the same, and the latter may even give the green light!"
Hearing Bai Lang's words, Yamu was thoughtful.
At the same time, Bai Lang waved his hand and said arrogantly: "Your Majesty, don't worry, my eldest brother has a very big face in the Three Realms, even if it is the Yama of the Difu and even the King of Taishan Mansion, he has to give face!" ”
"With this relationship, Poor Dao can take a trip to the netherworld for His Majesty and change the book of life and death!"
Li Er was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Really? ”
Bai Lang smiled: "There is no lie! ”
"Good, good!" Li Er couldn't help but get up and paced, and said excitedly, "If a real person does this, I will definitely respect the Tao and suppress the Buddha, serve the two as my Tang National Teachers, and take charge of all religious and political affairs in the country......"
"Don't, don't!"
Bai Lang was startled, hurriedly stopped Li Er, and said helplessly: "Calm down, Your Majesty!" ”
"There is no need for the Tang Dynasty National Teacher and the Respect Dao to suppress the Buddha, the poor Dao is willing to do this for His Majesty, it is to talk with His Majesty very happily, and it is like old at first sight, and there is no other thing mixed with it."
Li Er was stunned when he heard this, and immediately grabbed Bai Lang's arm tightly, so moved that he couldn't speak.
When the sky was bright, Bai Lang and Yamu finally got up to say goodbye, put away the leftovers, and left the Liangyi Palace.
Li Er and Empress Changsun drank immortal wine all night, not only did they not feel sleepy, but they felt refreshed and refreshed.
At five drums and three o'clock, Li Er set up a dynasty, gathered two classes of civil and military officials, and began to routinely conduct the early dynasty.
At the same time, in the sky, Bai Lang and Yamu glanced at each other, and they both breathed a sigh of relief.
…… This Li Er is worthy of being Li Er, how can he just think about making trouble?
Fortunately, Bai Lang stopped Li Er in time, otherwise as soon as this Dao suppressed Buddha came out, the entire Journey to the West Tribulation would be chaotic!
Yamu glanced at Bai Lang and said angrily: "I said Lao Bai, can you pay attention next time, how many points are on your mouth." ”
Bai Lang pouted and said, "Isn't there nothing wrong!" ”
After speaking, he changed his words, and quickly changed the topic: "Okay, don't talk about this, hurry back to Jinghe Water Mansion, wait for three o'clock in the afternoon, and watch the Longtai Law Field!" ”
(End of chapter)