Chapter 17: Eighteen Weapons
"Zhishen, what are you doing here?"
Just when Lu Zhishen was holding Sun Lei and was about to force Sun Lei to take a step, Elder Zhizhen's voice came, and the two looked back and just saw Elder Zhizhen coming over with a smile on his face.
"Elder!"
Lu Zhishen is not afraid of heaven and earth, but he is still very honest in front of the elders, and put down Sun Lei and made a Buddhist salute to the elders.
"Elder!"
Sun Lei patted the dust on his body in fear and greeted.
"Elder, I want to teach my brother martial arts, but who knew that my brother was afraid of hardship."
Lu Zhishen was the first to speak.
"Martial arts?"
Elder Zhizhen glanced at Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei with a smile, and then stroked his white beard and said.
"Zhishen, your martial arts in the army need a strong physique, and it's not something that Master Sun can practice now."
"Elder Zhizhen Mingjian, I really can't practice that!"
Although Sun Lei said this, he scolded secretly in his heart, doesn't it mean that my physical fitness is poor, my physical fitness is good in the next life, running a thousand meters or two kilometers is the same as playing, but it can't be compared with the people of this world, this world is the same as livestock, it is not a problem for Lu Zhishen to run more than ten miles in one breath, and it is the same as carrying a big living person up the mountain to play, and the donkeys of the production team are ashamed of themselves.
"Brother didn't the Sprinkle family talk about you, your muscles and bones should also be boiled up, how can you be so weak, like a woman!"
Lu Zhishen also fanned the fire on the side.
"I can't help it!"
Sun Lei doesn't want to dwell on this problem, he can't compare with the people in this world, before he went out was a car, and he was a machine for work, and people rarely had heavy physical strength.
"Master Sun has helped the institute a lot, if you don't dislike the poor monk and know some martial arts, you can teach the donor as a thank you!"
Elder Zhizhen said with a smile.
"Thank you, Elder!"
Sun Lei was overjoyed, Elder Zhizhen, who looked like a master in the world, looking for him to learn martial arts must be better than Lu Zhishen, a reckless man.
"Can the elder do kung fu?"
Lu Zhishen was very curious, but he didn't expect that the elder with white hair and a benevolent face would also do martial arts.
"The poor monk also practiced martial arts before he became a monk, and these eighteen classes of weapons are also proficient, I don't know what Master Sun is willing to learn?"
Elder Zhizhen asked Sun Lei with a smile.
"Eighteen class weapons?"
Sun Lei counted a few times and didn't figure out which eighteen class it was, what he knew was common swords, guns, swords and halberds.
"Knives, spears, swords, halberds, axes, axes, hooks, forks, whips, maces, hammers, hammers, hammers, clubs, lances, clubs, spears, and rakes."
Lu Zhishen saw that Sun Lei had broken his fingers a few times and didn't count the weapons of the eighteenth class, and reminded him in a whisper on the side, he was even more convinced that this brother was not a person in the rivers and lakes at all, and he didn't know how to have the weapons of the eighteenth class.
"Then I'll learn the stick method!"
Sun Lei thought about it, his name of Monkey King has been played, so he has to make a golden hoop stick, and he will learn the stick method.
"Brother, brother."
Lu Zhishen hurriedly pulled Sun Lei.
"What? What's the problem? ”
Sun Lei looked at Lu Zhishen puzzled, not knowing what he meant.
"Brother, haven't you heard of this moon stick, the New Year knife, and the gun of your life? The stick method is the quickest and the most infestive. ”
Lu Zhishen explained to Sun Lei.
"That's the case, then it's even more important to learn the stick method!"
Sun Lei said with a happy face, as if he had picked up a treasure.
"Brother, aren't you dizzy!"
Lu Zhishen stretched out his hand to touch Sun Lei's forehead to see if Sun Lei was sick and how to talk nonsense.
"I'm not dizzy, Moon Stick! It can be practiced in a month, the knife needs to be learned for a year, and the gun needs to be learned for a lifetime, what can I do for so long? What marksmanship to learn? When you are seventy or eighty years old, what is the use of being invincible in the world? Brought into a coffin? ”
Sun Lei said proudly, anyway, it's learning martial arts, why spend a lifetime on something that can be done in a month?
"This ......"
Lu Zhishen was speechless by Sun Lei.
"The road is simple! Master Sun is really talented and intelligent, and his understanding is extremely high! ”
Elder Zhizhen listened to Sun Lei's remarks and actually smiled and made a Buddhist salute.
"The elder praised it falsely, I'm just lazy, I don't want to spend my life on martial arts."
Sun Lei touched his head with a smile, and said embarrassedly, this is the truth, he is really afraid of hardship and tiredness, so what kind of winter practice Sanjiu, summer practice Sanfu, head hanging, cone and stab strand Sun Lei can't stand it, I think he still slept a few days before the college entrance examination.
"Brother, this martial arts practice is so interesting, a profound martial art is not easy to learn!"
Lu Zhishen gave Sun Lei a look, wanting Sun Lei to change his words quickly and find an elder to learn advanced martial arts.
"There are a lot of interesting things, it's best to keep it simple, I wish I could learn it in one day!"
Sun Lei shook his head, he really imagined that those lucky traversers would be martial arts masters as soon as they came. Sun Lei glanced at it and smiled Elder Zhizhen, this is not like the kind of person who will give himself an empowerment Dafa and pass on his skills for decades.
"Zhishen, the road is simple, what can I do to get rid of the demon obstacle in my heart!"
Elder Zhizhen looked at Lu Zhishen and said.
"Magic barriers? The Elder Sprinkle family is broad-minded and doesn't have those bad ideas! ”
Lu Zhishen said blankly when he heard it.
"Since you have become a monk, you must abide by the rules and precepts, know restraint, and only think about drinking and eating meat all day long, and do not chant sutras or meditate for enlightenment, when will you be able to attain positive results?"
Elder Zhizhen looked at the chicken bones on the ground and the wine gourd and said to Lu Zhishen.
"Elder, I won't tell you, the Sprinkle family is really inseparable from these two things, and the Sprinkle family can't survive without eating wine and meat."
Lu Zhishen was caught drinking and eating meat, and he didn't make excuses, but just replied helplessly.
"One is not to kill, two is not to steal, three is not to commit adultery, four is not to lie, and five is not to drink. You answered yesterday, why do you do it again today? ”
Elder Zhizhen still looked at Lu Zhishen with a smile, that smile made Lu Zhishen very uncomfortable, if he broke the precepts, he would be scolded or beaten up, what he was most afraid of was to smile and reason like this, he couldn't say it, he could only listen.
Lu Zhishen hurriedly gave Sun Lei a look, wanting Sun Lei to help him solve the siege, but Sun Lei's head was biased and he didn't see it, this monk was caught by the abbot and captured, this wine and meat was brought by him, it is considered an accomplice, it is better not to open his mouth at this time.
"If the son of the Buddha eats meat, all sent beings are not allowed to eat meat. The husband who eats meat, cut off the seed of great compassion Buddha-nature, and all sentient beings see it and give it up. Therefore, all bodhisattvas are not allowed to eat the flesh of all living beings, and eating meat is immeasurably sinful, and if they eat it, they are guilty of minor sins......"
"Thirty-six drunken offenders die in boiling and mud plows. Born in the Fallen Wild. Later, he was still stupid. Born ignorant. Couples don't get along. The number is fighting. More expelled. ...... in the post-fallen dove pigeon"
Elder Zhizhen talked to Lu Zhishen about Buddhism, all about quitting alcohol and meat, Sun Lei listened to it with a little big head, and sneaked away when Lu Zhishen listened to Elder Zhishen's precepts, and went back to the side room to sleep directly after eating and drinking, I didn't sleep well last night, and I have to make up for a good night's sleep today.
"Brother! Brothers! ”
Not long after Sun Lei fell asleep, he heard the broken gong shouting outside the house, and when he opened the door, he saw that it was Lu Zhishen.
"Master Lu! Why don't you sleep when it's dark? ”
Sun Lei was speechless, he hadn't slept a day since he came to this world.