Chapter Twenty-Six: The Fists Are the Last Word
"Why are you afraid of people coming to the door when this is a happy event? The sprinkle family looks at you outside the village, either taking a daughter-in-law or marrying a daughter-in-law, why don't you let people ask for a glass of water and wine, and it is also lively, isn't it that your old lady is asking for a young concubine who is afraid that people will know? ”
Lu Zhishen suddenly laughed and said, this happy event should be lively.
"Master don't want to guess, the old decay has passed the age of ear shun, and a jiazi is finished, this half of the body is going to be put into the ground, what kind of concubine to beg!"
Seeing that Sun Lei and Lu Zhishen were looking at each other with a smile, Mrs. Liu hurriedly explained that if this was according to the blind guess of the great monk, he would not be able to protect the evening.
"It's my hard-working daughter, I want to ask for a son-in-law tonight, so I don't want to stay with outsiders,"
Mrs. Liu said with a wry smile,
"What is the reason for this, although this begging for a son-in-law is not good, but it is also above board, why do you want to ask for a son-in-law at night, whether it is a son begging for a daughter-in-law or a daughter begging for a son-in-law, after all, it is also a family, it is necessary to pick a good day and an auspicious time, how can your family be the same as a thief, pick a night, it makes no sense."
Lu Zhishen asked strangely, Mrs. Liu's words are inconsistent, since it is a happy event, this is not known, it is still carried out at night, it is better to be a thief than a happy event.
"Aren't you a thief!"
Mrs. Liu was hit by Lu Zhishen's pain point, and hatefully smashed the dragon head crutch in his hand on the ground, and was heartbroken.
"Old lady, no matter how ugly your daughter is, you don't have to find a thief to be your son-in-law, you must know that this thief is not kind, filial piety to you today, tomorrow will harm you and take away the property."
Lu Zhishen thought he understood when he heard it, Mrs. Liu only had one daughter, looking at Mrs. Liu's age, the daughter must be not young, she must be ugly if she is so old and has no marriage match, and no one inherits the incense, so he thought of a son-in-law's attention, but the white family was not happy, so he could only find a thief, so he secretly held a wedding in the middle of the night.
"You have a good imagination, and it looks like you haven't drunk too much."
Sun Lei took a sip of wine and said.
"But it's not, otherwise brother, what do you say is going on?"
Lu Zhishen was very confident in his ideas, and when he saw that Sun Lei didn't believe it, he immediately quit.
"I don't know, but looking at the appearance of the princess, I don't seem to agree with this family business."
Sun Lei pointed to the heartbroken Mrs. Liu, who was clearly unwilling and forced.
"Master, don't talk nonsense, the old man has a son, the daughter is just over twenty-nine years old now, and she is born with a flower and a moon, and this radius of dozens of miles is famous for her beauty like a flower!"
Regarding Lu Zhishen's saying that his daughter was ugly, Mrs. Liu was very concerned, and pointed to the sky and swore as if he was swearing.
"But it is too beautiful to cause trouble, there is a mountain here, recently there are two kings on the mountain, occupy the mountain, set up a fence, gather five or seven hundred people, rob the house, the mountain high forest secret officials and soldiers to arrest and steal him can't, because a few days ago came to the old Hanzhuang to ask for worship, saw my daughter, left twenty taels of gold, a red brocade for the ceremony, choose today's good day, come to the old Hanzhuang in the evening. And they could not quarrel with him, but they had to be troubled with him."
Mrs. Liu said with a bitter face that she was worried about.
"So that's the case, don't worry, the Sprinkle family has a way to make the thief change his mind."
Lu Zhishen patted his chest and reassured.
"What method can you have, isn't it just to greet with your fists, reason with your fists, beat him to convince him, and convince people with your strength, your specialty!"
Sun Lei interjected on the side, Lu Zhishen said that there was a way, and he could know what the rough way was with his toes.
"The fist of the Sprinkle family is the most reasonable, and the three punches will ensure that the thief will change his mind!"
Lu Zhishen clenched his fists and said.
"Master, no, that man is a demon lord who kills people without blinking, not only will you not be able to persuade him by doing this, but it will arouse his ferocity, and he will be angry with me one day!"
Mrs. Liu hurriedly pleaded with Lu Zhishen, if Lu Zhishen couldn't do it, they would have no way to live.
"Taigong's words are reasonable, it doesn't matter if you beat the thief, it is best to kill him, it can be regarded as eliminating a harm for the people, if you beat him without dying and let him escape, you can wave your hand and leave, this Liu Taigong and this Peach Blossom Village will suffer, and the thieves may slaughter the village if they retaliate."
Sun Lei looked at Lu Zhishen with a smile and said, Originally, Lu Zhishen's approach was very problematic, but he just beat Zhou Tong, and then met Li Zhong, forcing Zhou Tong to swear not to marry Mrs. Liu's daughter again, and several people went up the mountain with a good look, there was no problem in front of this, only when he finally left, he sneaked away from the back mountain with some gold and silver wine vessels, isn't this obviously afraid of Li Zhong and Zhou Tong, where will Zhou Tong take care of his oath when he goes like this, he is a thief, the oath is like a fart, Lu Zhishen ran away, How could a money-greedy and lustful person like Zhou Tong let go of Mrs. Liu's family? In the end, the ending must be tragic.
"What Brother said is, the master must not be like this, he angered the thief, not only the old man and the little girl suffered, but also dozens of families in this village."
Mrs. Liu got up and kept begging for mercy at Lu Zhishen.
"It's not simple, it's better to sprinkle the family's fist, and go down with three punches to ensure that the thief won't survive tomorrow!"
Lu Zhishen raised his big fist, asking him to reason Only with this, the fist is the best tool for conversation.
"The master doesn't care, just treat the old man's life as a bitter one, and the old man will send his daughter up the mountain tonight, and then accompany some family property to avoid this disaster."
Mrs. Liu stepped forward and was about to pull Lu Zhishen to beseech.
"Taigong panicked, the Sprinkle family will not leave if you don't solve this matter, you don't know the Sprinkle family, before the Sprinkle family became a monk, it was the old kind of Ti Shiluda in front of the minister's account, just because he was not used to seeing Zheng Tu who oppressed women in Weizhou, and wanted to teach a lesson with three punches, who knew that Zheng Tu did not fight, and died after three punches, so he was infected with a life lawsuit, and finally left home and became a monk, Taigong rest assured, you are in charge of this matter!"
Lu Zhishen was provoked by Sun Lei just now, and at this time, Liu Taigong didn't believe in himself, he lost his temper all of a sudden, and shook everything out, that posture was really angry, and he wouldn't leave if he didn't solve the problem.
"It turned out to be the former official of the Prime Minister's Account, and the old man has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai!"
Mrs. Liu saw Lu Zhishen's murderous face, and heard that it was only after getting rid of the bully that he got into a life lawsuit, so he breathed a sigh of relief, a righteous former military officer and a compassionate Buddhist monk, it is easy to win the trust of others when he says it, and he will not leave if he does not solve it, which makes Mrs. Liu feel a lot more relieved.
"That's all in the past, and now the Sprinkle family is a monk, but when they see this injustice, they also have to take care of it."
Lu Zhishen said to Mrs. Liu, who was about to bow down.
"Brother, just look at it, the Sprinkle family will let that thief come and go tonight!"
Lu Zhishen waved his fist slightly at Sun Lei again, which obviously meant that he wanted to show his boxing technique to kill Zheng Tu tonight, so as to show off.
"Go ahead, just don't get hurt."
Sun Lei shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and also damaged Lu Zhishen, if you want to make trouble, let him make trouble, anyway, Zhou Tong and Li Zhong are not Lu Zhishen's opponents.
"Sprinkle family injured? You should worry about that thief, the Sprinkle family didn't have a good bone in him today. ”
Lu Zhishen glared and said angrily, his fist was unquestionable.