Chapter 52: Acting
When you arrive in Dongluzhou, the market town is more lively, which is the only way from the northwest to Tokyo, and there is an endless stream of merchants coming and going.
"It's a really lively market."
Sun Lei looked at the lively streets and sighed, he has been picking small roads for the past few days, but he has not seen a few people.
"Alright, don't touch your fake beards, if you touch them again, they'll fall off."
Sun Lei looked at Lu Zhishen, who had been stroking a few strands of fake beards on his mouth, and he made a few fake beards like treasures.
"Why don't you grow a beard if you like it? You're right with a big face and a beard. ”
Sun Lei stared at Lu Zhishen a few times and said.
"Do you think the Sprinkle family doesn't want to stay? I think that the sprinkle family also had a foot long beard, so it was not chic, this is not a monk shaved because the master said that he must not have a beard to shave. ”
Lu Zhishen touched a few fake beards on his chin with a look of regret.
"No beard? Why does the elder still have a beard? ”
Su Lei recalled the elder, who had a beautiful white beard.
"Elder, that's an elder, the Sprinkle family is just a great monk, how can it be the same?"
Lu Zhishen shook his head and said.
"What's wrong with the elders, didn't the Buddha say that all living beings are equal, and the elders and monks are also equal. You! It's just that he has a stupid mouth, and he doesn't know if he's been tricked. ”
Sun Lei despised Lu Zhishen, this guy wouldn't turn his head at all.
"Yes, what is the scripture that reads every day, all beings are equal, why can't the Sprinkle family grow beards like the elders?"
Lu Zhishen patted his head and suddenly realized.
After walking through the bazaar for a while, I saw a wine shop with a lookout rod in front of the door and a wine shop, Lu Zhishen couldn't wait to walk in with Sun Lei on his back, put down Sun Lei, slapped the table and shouted Xiao Er, which was more arrogant than a bully.
"What do you two objectively want?"
Xiao Er of the wine shop has seen a lot of the world, and knows that Lu Zhishen is not easy to mess with a fierce and rough Jianghu person, so he hurriedly bent down and walked over with a smile and asked.
"Ask what, give me all the good wine and meat!"
Lu Zhishen slapped the table impatiently, and Xiao Er hurriedly went down with caution.
After a while, the wine and meat were served, along with some fruits and vegetables.
"Brother, come have a drink!"
Lu Zhishen poured a big bowl of wine first without waiting for Xiao Er to set up the dishes, and poured it for Sun Lei.
"I won't drink wine, I still have a wound on my back, and I can't drink!"
Sun Lei pretended that his arms were incapacitated, and shook his head again and again, he also wore makeup, although he was not like Wang Jin, but he put Wang Jin's iconic mustache on.
Lu Zhishen was very unhappy when he saw that Sun Lei didn't drink, and he was about to persuade him to drink while holding the bowl, and Sun Lei kicked Lu Zhishen's knee under the table, reminding Lu Zhishen that he was now an injured Wang Jin.
"Oh, don't be surprised by the head of the Wang sect, the Sprinkle family is so vulgar that I forgot about it for a while! You here! ”
Lu Zhishen reacted immediately, looking like he had just remembered, and then looked at Xiao Er with eyes like copper bells.
"What does this good man command!"
Xiao Er was so frightened that his legs trembled and hurriedly asked.
"Is there a famous doctor in the vicinity, my brother has a pipa bone injury, and I have to find the best doctor to treat the injury."
Lu Zhishen looked at Xiao Er with a fierce look and asked.
"A famous doctor? Yes, yes, there are in Luzhou City! ”
Xiao Er pointed in the direction of Luzhou City and said.
"Nonsense, what are you asking Ling to do when he enters the city? Just came out of Taiyuan Mansion, and then let the Sprinkle family enter Luzhou, are you begging for a beating? ”
Lu Zhishen seemed to be being played, and wanted to grab the little two.
"Brother, forget it, let's hurry up after eating and leave this Hedong Road as soon as possible."
Sun Lei lowered his voice and pretended to be hoarse and said.
Lu Zhishen gave up, and the second child also hurriedly retreated, and after eating, Lu Zhishen ate to his heart's content, paid for the wine, and left with Sun Lei on his back.
"Shopkeeper, what kind of guest is this, so vicious, more fierce than those people in the rivers and lakes before, and he has to treat his injuries, and he also hurts his pipa bones? It won't be a river thief. ”
Xiao Er cleaned up the table and muttered to the shopkeeper who counted the money.
"What did you just say? Pipa bone injury? ”
The shopkeeper, who was counting the silver coins, was startled and hurriedly asked.
"Yes, isn't that a guest officer who looks like an outsider with a shoulder injury, seeing that the back of his shoulders is very thick, his arms are inconvenient, and he has to be carried by others, isn't he injured? Said to be from Taiyuan Mansion! ”
There were no other customers in the store, Xiao Er said indifferently.
"Oops, why didn't you say it earlier!"
When the shopkeeper heard that he had received the money, he hurriedly ran out of the wine shop.
When I ran to the corner of the street, the shopkeeper saw a large number of people surrounding, and the shopkeeper squeezed into the crowd to see the list posted on the wall, but the signs on the list were smashed.
"What's going on?"
The shopkeeper hurriedly asked the people around him, this is a sign with a wanted notice posted by the government, who dares to smash it?
"There was a big man just now, so fierce, he carried a person behind his back, and when he saw the list, he couldn't help but say, he pulled out a knife, and a few knives became like this."
Someone among the people watching the excitement said.
"Five thousand!"
The shopkeeper picked up the pieces of wood and prepared to find the wanted notice he saw in the morning, and the thief who escaped from Taiyuan Mansion was worth 5,000 yuan.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, who dares to destroy the things of the officials!"
Several arresters quickly separated the crowd and received a report that someone had destroyed a wooden sign with a wanted warrant on it.
"Adult, the little one has a case to report, those thieves have just left!"
The shopkeeper held up the wanted warrant, which was no longer in shape, for the arrest to see.
"Have you really seen this man?"
I didn't care about it, but when I saw the wanted warrant, his face immediately changed, and he asked seriously, if you don't want to take care of other cases, forget it, this is a wanted warrant issued by the state government magistrate himself, and other thieves are at most 1,000 guan, this time it is directly 5,000 guan, but there is no portrait, just a man in his thirties, and the pipa bone on his back is injured.
Originally, they didn't care about this kind of unclear wanted notice, but the minister personally sent someone to send the wanted warrant to the county magistrate, and the county magistrate had already issued a death order in order to curry favor with the magistrate, and anyone who had passed the county had to be arrested and verified as long as they had injuries on their backs.
"You, follow me to meet the prefectural commander!"
Caught quickly pointed to the shopkeeper and said.
"Brother, how is the Sprinkle family acting?"
Returning to the wasteland where the weapons were hidden, Lu Zhishen changed into a monk's robe and asked Sun Lei.
"That's it, but Master Lu, you really look like that when you pretend to be a wicked person, I suspect that you were either Tihar or the king of some mountain before."
Sun Lei said with a smile, this is very sincere, Lu Zhishen's acting skills just now are too realistic, if he didn't know the details, Sun Lei would have been deceived.
"What king, what do you think all day long, how can our innocent bodies fall into the grass? You'd better go to the house with the sprinkler family! ”
Lu Zhishen snorted, stared at Sun Lei and said, he still didn't want to fall into the grass.
"Why can't you forget this? The good world doesn't wait to go to the temple? and they are not allowed to drink alcohol or eat meat. ”
Sun Lei waved his hand, Lu Zhishen's idea was very dangerous, it seemed that he had to find a way to get out, otherwise he would be forcibly snatched into the temple and shaved as a monk one day.