Chapter Ninety-Five: Angry Master Lu
The days of the cottage are gradually on the right track, Sun Lei actually can't be the owner of the village, he just learned from the big brother in the gangster movies in Hong Kong films, and led Liang Shanbo to talk to people, and things can be done.
Since it is a talker, a dragon head stick is indispensable, Sun Lei specially asked the craftsman to play a whistle stick, and one end of the whistle stick is the dragon head.
"Brother, how about my dragon head stick?"
Sun Lei tried the dragon head stick in his hand and asked Sanruan with a smile.
"Brother, this stick is so majestic!"
Ruan Xiaoqi immediately opened his mouth to flatter, not to mention anything else, only Sun Lei is the only one who makes the dragon's head stick in the world.
"Let's go, go out for a walk!"
Sun Lei said with a smile, whether it is flattery or not, it sounds comfortable.
"Brother, are you still walking around in the water today?"
Ruan Xiaoqi hurriedly followed up and asked, Sun Lei likes to take a boat to visit the water and inspect the territory these days, and it seems that he wants to familiarize himself with the terrain.
"I went to the hotel today to take a look, I don't know how Zhu Guiyan is selling."
Sun Lei nodded, the salt has been sold for two days, it's time to go and see how the business is.
When he came to the golden beach, Sun Lei saw a small boat coming quickly.
"Village owner, there is a fat monk over there at the hotel who wants to see you!"
The minions jumped on the golden sand beach and reported to Sun Leiyu.
"Fat monk? Is it in the wrong place? ”
Ruan Xiaowu frowned and asked.
"Haha, let's go, go meet my brother!"
As soon as Sun Lei heard the fat monk, he immediately reacted, and it is estimated that Lu Zhishen is the only one who can be called a fat monk and find Liangshan.
"Could it be that the three punches killed Ruda in Kansai?"
Ruan Xiaoer has some understanding of Sun Lei's past these days, and he quickly reacted.
"Fat monk, who else can he be?"
Sun Lei smiled and got on the boat.
There was no need to shake the oars, Ruan Xiaoqi took the oars and shook them, and the boat passed through the water and through the dense reeds before arriving at the Lijia crossing.
"Brother!"
Lu Zhishen, who was drinking in the water pavilion behind the hotel, saw Sun Lei at a glance, and jumped out of the water pavilion and ran over with a shout.
"Brother, brother is here!"
Sun Lei also shouted.
"Brother, you still call me Master Lu, the word brother is too numb!"
Lu Zhishen, who was about to pounce over, felt a chill, and he couldn't accept being called so by Sun Lei in front of everyone.
"Then you don't call me brother! Don't forget, we've cut off the head of a chicken and burned yellow paper! ”
Sun Lei glared at Lu Zhishen, as a younger brother, he didn't understand any etiquette, he was now a person in Liangshanbo, and this rule had to be established.
"Isn't it the same when I call my brother, who is with whom we brothers!"
Lu Zhishen said with a smile.
"Forget it, what's wrong with that fool?"
Sun Lei saw that Lu Zhishen was playing tricks and no longer held on to it, if Lu Zhishen really called himself a brother, he would have goosebumps.
"Don't talk about him, he's angry!"
Lu Zhishen heard Sun Lei say that Lin Chong's face was instantly bad, and his face was annoyed.
"You don't believe him when he says he's a fool, look, now you understand! Angry? ”
Sun Lei said with some schadenfreude, he used to say that Lin Chong was stupid and Lu Zhishen always protected him, but now I am afraid that he can see through it.
"Come, let me introduce you to the three brothers, Ruan Xiaoer, Tai Sui, Ruan Xiaowu, the short-lived Erlang, and Ruan Xiaoqi, the living Yan, I am the Liangshan that I laid down with these three brothers, and now I am the person who speaks of Liangshan!"
Sun Lei saw that Lu Zhishen was depressed and no longer ridiculed him, and introduced him to Sanruan.
"Three brothers, this is Lu Dalu Zhishen who killed the town of Kansai with three punches, my sworn brother."
Sun Lei introduced Lu Zhishen to Sanruan again.
"Meet my brother!"
San Ruan bowed down to Lu Zhishen, on the one hand, Lu Zhishen's fame was higher than their martial arts and martial arts; On the other hand, Lu Zhishen is Sun Lei's sworn brother, and the ratio of sworn brothers and brothers on the rivers and lakes is not bad at all.
"The three good brothers don't have to be polite, the Sprinkle family is also happy to know the three brothers today, let's go, eat and drink!"
Lu Zhishen naturally has never heard of the name of Sanruan, the name of Sanruan is only circulated in the small place of Yuncheng, and he has not done anything big, where can it be spread all over the world, but since he is recognized by Sun Lei as a brother, he is also his brother, and Sun Lei's sentence of sworn brother just now made him very moved, although Sun Lei's mouth is a little poisonous, but he still recognizes him as a sworn brother in his heart.
After three rounds of drinking, Lu Zhishen drank so much that he carried the wine jar in one hand and stepped on the bench with one foot and began to perform the cow drink.
"Uncle, uncle!"
On the bank of the river, Zhang's voice came, an eager and flustered tone mixed with a cry that had changed its tone.
"Sister-in-law, why are you here?"
Lu Zhishen saw Zhang's coming, put down the wine jar and didn't know how to speak, and hurriedly gave Sun Lei a look.
"Uncle, he ...... How is he? ”
Zhang originally wanted to call Lin Chong's husband, but Lin Chong's last divorce made her unable to say the word husband.
"Okay, I've gone to Cangzhou, and now I'm eating good wine and meat!"
Lu Zhishen opened his mouth, his words full of dissatisfaction.
"Cangzhou."
Zhang's hanging heart finally let go, and there would be no danger if he went to Cangzhou smoothly.
"Master Lu, he has offended you, why is he holding the jar with resentment?"
Sun Lei looked at Lu Zhishen and asked, Lu Zhishen can't speak, and it is impossible for him to speak this grievance if he doesn't ask him, and it's not a way to always hold it in his heart.
"Brother, it's not that the Sprinkle family said bad things about him, it's really that he went too far, the Sprinkle family has never seen such a stupid and stubborn person, the Sprinkle family secretly escorted him all the way, and those two poor people didn't dare to embarrass him when they were scared by you. But in the wild boar forest, Gao Yu's men arrived, and more than a dozen people surrounded him and wanted to take his life. ”
Lu Zhishen drank half a jar of wine in one breath, and then talked about the reason for the matter.
"Then you must rush out with a Zen stick, shout and sprinkle your house here, and then kill those people."
Sun Lei guessed that Lu Zhishen was such a person.
"That's nature! Gao Yu's lackeys are not so common in martial arts, and they all lie on the ground and beg for mercy when they go down with a few Zen sticks, how can these guys spare them if they do all the bad things on weekdays, and they are about to beat with a Zen stick, but he stopped them! ”
The more Lu Zhishen spoke, the more angry he became, he pulled open the robe and monk's robe, revealing the embroidery on his chest, Lu Zhishen's embroidery was very strange, every time he was angry and blood gushing, his chest would be a few pieces red, making the embroidery like a flower.
"Angry family!"
Lu Zhishen said that he raised the jar and began to pour wine, half of which was drunk by his cow, and generally flowed down from his chest like a waterfall.
"That guy actually asked the Sprinkle family not to kill those villains, if those villains didn't save him when they raised the butcher knife, he would have died, and he would have to endure it to that extent, and the Sprinkle family would be angry!"
Lu Zhishen finished ruining a jar of wine, and was so angry that he directly slammed the jar on the ground and smashed it, smashing his exposed chest with his fists like a chimpanzee, and his chest "banged".
"You're just superfluous! If you don't make a move, he won't die, with his martial arts, do you think he really can't handle it? ”
Sun Lei drank a glass of wine and said.