Chapter 24: The Demon Concubine (7)
"Seven-seven, what is she talking about?" Obviously, Xuanji's words Yixi couldn't understand.
Qiqi snorted, "That's right." ”
You can't answer anyway.
Seeing that Yixi didn't react, Xuanji's excitement calmed down most of the time, and she smiled embarrassedly, "Niangniang is so literate." ”
The seven seven in the divine consciousness hehe, and then the embarrassment.
Yixi unceremoniously accepted the compliment, "This gentleman's literary talent is better than Wenqing." ”
Qiqi said, "Who is Wen Qing?" ”
"The number one talent in the small world of Xuanbei." Yixi replied.
"Huh." Host, you're shameless.
Xuanji couldn't understand what Yixi said, but from the slightly smug look in her eyes, she guessed that she was right.
The purpose of this visit has been achieved, Xuanji didn't stay any longer, and hurriedly retreated after throwing down the sentence that there was something urgent in the store.
"Win the favor far away." Yixi looked at the gouache offered by Xuanji, and a trace of uncertainty flashed in her eyes, and asked, "Whose luck is she taking?" ”
The person in Yixi's mouth naturally refers to Xuanji.
"The plot is broken and can't be queried."
The person who should have died is alive and well in the world, Qiqi can't inquire and dare not check, for fear of provoking the heavenly way of the world, and continue to hunt her and Yixi.
Qiqi's answer, Yixi was not surprised, thinking that it was expected, and shouted to Evian to supervise the repair of the wall smashed by Zhu Jiusi.
After returning to the hall and putting on a cloak, Yixi avoided people's eyes and quietly slipped out of the palace.
Qiqi's eyes were full of tears, and the host finally got on the task.
Perhaps Zhu Jiusi's order, the guards guarded by Tianlao just interrogated Yixi's identity and let her in.
It was not a good place to stay in the heavenly prison in the past dynasties, so when I entered the door, the smell of bloody swill came to my face, and Yixi, who was used to seeing bloody wind and rain, couldn't help but cover my mouth and nose.
The prisoners who had been imprisoned in the prison for a long time were already delirious, and when they saw outsiders coming in, they looked up at Yixi, and turned their heads to dig into the soil, rummaging for the rats who earned food with them.
The further inside, the more prisoners were imprisoned, and naturally the more they wore the clothes of the Xuanguo Dynasty, until the last one, the earthy yellow clothes that blended with the brown soil appeared in sight, and Yixi stopped.
The guards who followed behind him immediately brought a chair for Yixi to sit down, "You guys retreat first, I haven't seen the emperor of Xuanguo for a long time, and I want to talk alone." ”
The two guards looked at each other suspiciously, and when they thought of Yixi's identity, they had no choice but to respond and quickly retreat.
"Queen." Hearing the voice, the Straw Bale Emperor turned around and crawled to the prison door, "It's me, get me out." ”
Messy hair, begging Yixi regardless of the phenomenon, there is still a half-point faint appearance, and no one may believe it if he is a down-and-out boy.
"How can I save you?" Yixi kowtowed, looking at him with eyes that had never had half of emotion, "Don't forget, Benjun was wasted by you, and now what can I do to save you out?" ”
"It's all my fault," the straw bag slapped hard, trying to make Yixi relent.
If he is changed to the original body, maybe his style can be used to win the original body and mind, but Yixi will not.
When the sound sounds, it doesn't necessarily hurt to hit someone.
Yixi watched his performance, and neither stopped it or let the guards stop him.
After the straw bag realized that this trick would not work, the slap gradually became smaller, and the prison fell into silence again.
"Why don't you fight?" Yixi asked knowingly, "Benjun hasn't seen enough." ”
The original body hated the straw bale, so much so that every time he mentioned the straw bale, Yixi could always feel a nameless anger rising in his heart, as well as a faint pain in his wrist.
For himself, and for the original body, Yixi came to the prison to make up his mind not to call straw bags better.
"Doesn't the queen feel sorry for me?" Straw bales asked rhetorically.
After doing a half-day play, how to act if you don't enter the urn.
"It's distressing," Yixi said, "There are too many voices, Benjun's body is weak and he can't hear the loud shouting here, otherwise Benjun's heart palpitations will be terrible." ”
It turns out that distress is pain in one's heart.
There was a pop in the prison, and I don't know who laughed.
"Queen, you've changed." Straw Bag's face was distorted, and he was obviously angry at Yixi's disobedience, but he had to pretend to be distressed, and his whole face was extremely strange.
"This gentleman thinks so too." Yixi nodded.
She also has a different personality, and she has always had revenge.
Straw Bale was silent for a while, and said, "I know that Rong Yin is unwilling to forgive me, but I have thought clearly in prison these days, and I want to atone for my sins." ”
"I want to keep my life and treat you, Yin'er, I know that you have friends in the rivers and lakes, how about saving me from prison and the two of you wandering the world?"
"Scheming man." Qiqi covered his ears, unwilling to listen to the straw bale's repentance against his will.
"What you say is true?" Yixi smiled with a smile on his mouth, as if he was moved by the "sincere" confession, and he was half a point of reverie.
Straw Bale nodded hurriedly, "Of course, I am a man of my word for the Son of Heaven. “
With a promise, Cao Bao saw that Yixi carefully took out a crimson pill from his arms and handed it to him.
"What is this?" The bale hesitated.
Suspicious by nature, he is still afraid that Yixi will take the opportunity to take revenge for the previous abolition of martial arts.
"Fake death medicine," Yixi said, "The prison is surrounded by people who wish Jiusi, and Benjun alone can't take you out, only it can help." ”
"Yin'er is saying that I took the fake death pill and went out as a dead body?"
Thinking about the pros and cons, it's naturally good to be able to go out, but.
His eyes were gloomy, and he was still worried.
"This is only one chance, if you don't believe it." Yixi sighed again and again, and slowly put away the pill in his hand.
"I'll eat." Seeing the crimson pill disappear in front of him, Straw Bale hurriedly shouted, "It's just a comeback with a different identity, and I have definitely pushed the world of the Zhu family's villains."
"This is the emperor." Yixi was overjoyed, put the medicine in the palm of his straw bag, and watched him swallow it with a smile.
Before he got down, the straw bag felt a hot piece in his stomach, but he didn't care, and told Yixi with affection, "When is the concubine going to take me out." ”
"When the time comes, it will come." As the sun set, the prison became darker and darker, and Yixi said while tidying up his sleeves.
It's just that after Yixi turned around, there was no smile in his eyes.
In the Jiaofang Palace, a group of maidservants knelt on the ground, and Zhu Jiusi, who was dressed in black in front of him, had a gloomy face, and couldn't stop killing him.
He was waiting for his queen.
The queen who avoided herself to meet her old lover.
"Evian, prepare water and take a bath." Even if Zhu Jiusi's murderous aura was exposed, Yixi instructed Evian Dao like a nobody.
Returning to the palace from the prison, Yixi always felt a stench on her body, which made her very disgusted by cleanliness.
"Empress," Zhu Jiusi stared at Yixi tightly, "where have you been?" ”
"I'm bored in the palace, Benjun goes out for a walk." Taking off his cloak, Yixi took a big sip of tea.
Where are you going, didn't Zhu Jiusi already know it, why bother asking yourself.
Since Yixi left the palace, he noticed that there were eyes staring at him all the time.
In addition to Zhu Jiusi's idle accident, Yixi couldn't think of a second one who sent someone to follow him for a demon concubine.
"I'm bored in the palace, the queen is looking for me, why bother going to a filthy place to dirty my eyes." Zhu Jiusi got up and approached Yixi step by step.
"Admit that you sent someone to follow Benjun, huh?" Yixi said playfully, his eyes looking directly at Zhu Jiusi's approaching face.
Looking at Yixi's dark eyes, Zhu Jiusi's accumulated anger dissipated without a trace, and said deflatedly, "I'm afraid." ”
I'm afraid that you will forget your promise and abandon yourself and disappear into this world.
"It's not productive." Yixi hooked Zhu Jiusi's angular jaw, "This gentleman is a trustworthy person, and he will do what he promises you." ”
It's just that I stayed in this palace for a year, and I can still do it.
Besides, he had to think about how to break his thoughts and strangle in the cradle before this peach blossom was fully blooming.
With this sentence, Zhu Jiusi's eyes lit up like stars, looking at Yixi's silly music, no matter how Yixi drove away, Zhu Jiusi couldn't get rid of it like a dog's skin plaster.
Knowing that the palace maid brought the old emperor's dictation, saying that there was something important to discuss, Zhu Jiusi reluctantly left the Jiaofang Palace.
"You coaxed him to take the medicine, what should I do next?" In the smoke, a slender shadow is bathing behind the screen.
The medicine that Yixi fed to the Straw Bale Emperor in the prison today was not the fake death medicine in her mouth, but from the hand of Qiqi, Qiqi brand powerful laxative.
"I didn't think of it yet." Yixi replied honestly.
“…….”
"Then what are you doing in the prison?" For a long time, Qiqi said.
The co-authorship is really as Yixi himself said, going to the prison is boring, it's just fun.
Putting on a coat, Yixi said lightly, "The original body of the straw bag has fallen in such a miserable state, and now that Benjun has taken over, he will naturally have to grind him." ”
Give somebody a taste of his own medicine.
"Qiqi, this gentleman will teach you another trick, when you give the enemy some false hope, you can give the enemy a fatal blow."
When he thinks he is about to succeed, he chooses a good time to tell him that the hope he holds on to is only a deliberate message to him, and that the enemy's face is the most wonderful and the best time to break the last line of defense in the enemy's heart.
The reason why he deceived the straw bag emperor was nothing more than to give him a false hope of escaping, when he was full of joy and planned a restoration plan, and then jumped out to break his illusions, at that time, it could be regarded as an explanation for the miserable experience of the original body for many years.
What a loss.
But such a host likes it, Qiqi smiled, looking forward to seeing that face with broken hope with the host.
"Remember?" Yixi asked.
Qiqi said, "Remember, hug your thighs." ”
"It's not necessary," Yixi spread his hand, "Equivalent exchange, Benjun taught you, it's time to pay tuition." ”
Qiqi: The host is shameless!
Qiqi, who scolded and scolded in his mouth, but he couldn't beat it with his hands, and Qiqi, who couldn't scold with his mouth, still compromised, and took a few laxatives and handed them to Yixi.
After putting away the laxatives, Yixi blew out the candle and fell asleep satisfied, leaving only Qiqi with a depressed face, staring at Yixi with hatred and hatred, and stayed awake all night.
Zhu Jiusi admitted that he sent eyeliner, and Yixi did not avoid it, and swaggered out of the palace and walked in the direction of the prison.
Under the puzzled eyes of the Emperor of the Straw Bag, Yixi took out a so-called "only one" fake death medicine in the world every day and gave it to him, due to long-term diarrhea, the Emperor of the Straw Bag became more and more pale and in a trance.
But he was very happy, thinking that the fake death medicine he was taking was finally going to work.
Looking at the straw bag emperor who was successfully brainwashed by Yixi, Qiqi silently gave him incense.
Poor hapless bastard.