After finishing speaking, she sat down slowly, Shu Ange wrote down a few strokes in her notebook, and said with a bright smile: "Chen Zhumei is very polite, now click on the next classmate Chen Lei." ”

"Here, Chen Lei, I like to play the guitar, I hate studying, I hate exams."

After Chen Lei finished speaking, he sat down, causing a cheering noise.

Shu Ange glanced at Chen Lei, he was tall, his eyebrows were thick, there was not a book on the table, he sat on the chair with his hands thrown away, looking dragged.

"Please be quiet."

Shu Ange knocked on the desk with a whip, glanced at the roster and smiled at Chen Lei.

"I hated exams, and I hated exams when I was in school, so I skipped a few levels and ended all the exams in my life early. I hope that Chen Lei's grades can be as good as playing the guitar. ”

There were boos from the podium, and I don't know who raised their voices and asked, "Teacher, how old are you this year, and how many levels have you jumped?" ”

The corners of Chen Lei's lips provoked a mocking smile, and he didn't even look at Shu Ange.

Shu Ange put the roster on the podium, propped up the table with both hands, and glanced at the students sitting behind the tables and chairs with different postures with a smile.

"Whoever wants to know the age of the teacher, please stand up and speak boldly."

Everyone saw that Shu Ange was not as strict as she introduced herself, a few fun-loving students, you push me, I push you, and finally stood up a flat-headed boy.

"Teacher, we all want to know your age!"

Beautiful women are welcome wherever they go, at least the boys who are in adolescence are full of hazy curiosity and affection for Shu Ange.

"Okay, please sit down, the age of the teacher is-"

Shu Ange picked up the chalk and turned around to write two big characters on the blackboard.

【Secret】

The students who were looking forward to it booed again after seeing these two words.

Shu Ange raised his eyebrows proudly, and continued to pick up the roster: "The teacher's age will be told to everyone in the future, now let's continue to roll call, Cheng Yihan." ”

"I like to draw and travel, and I hate going to school and exams."

A long-haired girl stood up, didn't raise her head, said a quick self-introduction, and sat down again.

Her hair was so long that it almost covered half of her face, and her white shirt was hand-painted with beautiful lace.

"The hand-drawn painting is very beautiful, and Cheng Yihan's art skills are very good."

The roll call continued, and Shu Ange carefully recorded everyone's interests, hobbies, and hated things, and corresponded their faces, names, and ID photos in his mind.

As a teacher, it is essential to write down the faces and names of the students, as well as their family situation and hobbies, in the shortest possible time.

Shu Ange was deeply impressed by Su Fengchen, so when he called his name, he looked in his direction: "Su Fengchen." ”

"Here! Report to the teacher, I like all beautiful things, especially food and beauty", Su Fengchen blinked, as if to imply that what he wanted to say was actually "beauty".

Everyone was amused by his exaggerated tone, Shu Ange nodded, and was about to signal him to sit down, Su Fengchen added with a smile: "Also, I hate mathematics and geography, and I like English and chemistry." ”

"Very good, student Su, please take a seat, you are very good in Chinese, English, and chemistry, I hope you can get rid of the habit of bias in the future."

Shu Ange has read everyone's report cards several times, and everyone has a general impression of their results. Su Fengchen was a little surprised when he heard the new teacher accurately point out his strong and weak subjects.

After sitting down, his eyes still involuntarily fell to the position of the drawer of the lectern, and secretly hoped that the little things inside would not escape.

As time went by, Xie Lingxuan was finally clicked, Shu Ange paused for a moment, and cleared his throat without a trace.

"Xie Lingxuan."

With her roll call, everyone's eyes were on the back window position.

Xie Lingxuan lay on the desk, his slender legs folded uncomfortably under the desk, his arms stretched out on the desk, and his whole face was completely buried on the desk, as if he was sleeping.

Shu Ange smiled and raised his voice: "Classmate Xie Lingxuan, it's a roll call." ”

Xie Lingxuan still didn't move, Shu Ange put down the roster, and was about to leave the podium when a girl in the first row suddenly screamed: "Ah! Ah, snakes, there are snakes! ”

Hearing the snake, the students in the first row got up in a panic, and for a while the sound of tables and chairs rubbing was piercing.

A green snake about a foot or two long and the thickness of a baby's wrist, spitting out a letter, came out of the drawer of the lectern, swaggering probes into the brain.

There was a scream, Xie Lingxuan frowned, rubbed his temples and woke up, and roared: "It's noisy." ”

After Xie Lingxuan yelled, the classroom instantly fell silent, and even the movement of a needle falling to the ground could be heard, and even the male and female students who shouted that there was a snake just now were quiet.

After Su Fengchen took a deep breath, he pushed away the chair and walked quickly towards the podium, and then a stunned scene happened.

Shu Ange grabbed the snake's neck, found a trash can, buckled it in, and pressed it with a portable printer.

She didn't scream, she didn't panic, she calmly carried the slippery snake in one hand and completed a series of movements.

The air seemed to condense at this moment, Su Fengchen swallowed his saliva, stopped in the aisle, and said with a dodgy look: "The teacher is really amazing." ”

After finishing speaking, Su Fengchen quietly stepped back, and Shu Ange smiled easily and asked, "Classmate Su, is the snake you bought poisonous?" ”

"No, it's not poisonous."

After Su Fengchen finished saying that it was not poisonous, he covered his mouth with his hand and hurriedly explained: "Teacher, I didn't get this snake. ”

The classmates looked at Su Fengchen with a smile, and the classmates who knew about this prank in advance made faces at him with frowns.

Shu Ange smiled and walked towards Su Fengchen expressionlessly.

Although the new teacher was shorter than him, when he saw her walking towards him murderously, Su Fengchen sang nervously in his heart.

"Teacher...... It's really not me. ”

His unconfident confession confirmed the source of this prank.

Shu Ange walked up to Su Fengchen, stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder: "Sit down, after school later, go to my office." ”

"Uh...... Good. ”

Su Fengchen scratched his head and sat back in his place with a bitter face, Shu Ange continued to walk towards the back of the classroom, and only stopped when he walked to Xie Lingxuan's desk.

Xie Lingxuan got up very angrily, and after being woken up, his face was dark, and there was still a trace of suspicious marks on the corner of his lips.

"Student Xie, I'm the new homeroom teacher, and now we're taking the roll call."

A familiar voice sounded from overhead, Xie Lingxuan looked up, and at a glance recognized the petite and beautiful girl in front of him, who was the person he met in the teacher's office at noon.

He still remembered the soft touch of his palm when he reached out to cover her lips.

(This time the plane is still a little longer, because I feel like I've been inspired a lot lately.)