224 I'm Fucking Your Face of Shit (First Update)

At the beginning, in two years, he went from not being able to practice directly to a pre-stage spiritual priest, and at this speed, it already made those people think that Ji Feng was a jealous pervert.

Now, he is ready to directly cross the spirit envoy and jump to the early spirit general.

If this is known to those who have been painstakingly pursuing breakthroughs for more than ten years, they will have to die alive, and they may repeat the previous tradition: jumping off a cliff.

Although the move is a bit crazy, it is also a feasible way, what kind of white-bearded old man will you meet?

"When will it start?" Ji Feng picked up the teacup, took a sip slowly, and asked slowly in his mind, but in reality, Ji Feng found that the four people at the next table were getting up and preparing to leave.

"No hurry! You need to prepare something now. Mo Cangli replied in his mind, "After all, we are still going to the Phantom Beast Mountain Range, we must not run around like last time, it is better to be able to get a map." Many mercenary groups often haunt the Phantom Beast Mountain Range, and they should know very well which places are not infested with phantom beasts, where are there high-grade phantom beasts, where are there cliffs, where are there highly poisonous snakes and insects, and so on. ”

"Yes, yes, we do need a map, so that we can easily avoid the ferocious phantom beasts in the Phantom Beast Mountains. Ji Feng poured himself tea again.

"Phew, where there are phantom beasts, go there. Mo Cangli replied to Ji Feng's words indignantly, but ......

"Poof!"

Hearing this, the tea that Ji Feng had just entered spewed out like a fountain, and naturally it instantly became the focus of attention of the tea drinkers in the teahouse, and the noisy chat scene was silenced in an instant, and after a faint glance at Ji Feng, he resumed the previous hot chat scene. But although the time was only less than three minutes, Ji Feng felt like a man's back.

"Brother, I'm just picking up something to eat, as for spraying me with tea? What do you mean? I'm not thirsty. ”

When Ji Feng thought that the embarrassing situation was taken back. A faint voice sounded from under the table, and then, Ji Feng saw an unkempt man slowly appear in front of him.

"Yes, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!" Ji Feng hurriedly stood up and kept making amends to the man who appeared in front of him, "Do you think there is something wrong?"

"Brother, you're spraying water, not poisonous ......" As he spoke, the unkempt man suddenly stopped his voice, then looked at Ji Feng, who was slightly nervous, in horror, and then pointed at Ji Feng's eyes even more exaggeratedly. With trembling hands, he asked, "Is it really poison?"

"Uh......" Ji Feng was baffled by the man's sudden change, and immediately explained, "It's tea!"

Hearing this, the man put down his nervous and frightened expression, sat down very unceremoniously opposite Ji Feng, grabbed a handful of salted peanuts on the table, and devoured them. While eating, he said, "I'm scared of, I thought you were spraying poison......

Maybe it was because he found that the salted peanuts were too delicious, but the man's eyes were staring at the boss before he finished speaking. stared at the saltwater peanuts, and after a little brewing, he ate all the dishes of saltwater peanuts like a whirlwind, and even the bowl of peanuts was licked clean. Then he fixed his eyes on the other pickled pepper phoenix claws, but in the end he still set his eyes on Ji Feng, and the whole looked pitiful.

"Eat them all!" Ji Feng said helplessly.

"You're a good guy!"

After the man praised Ji Feng. He put all his energy into processing the pickled pepper phoenix claws, maybe the phoenix claws were a little spicy, the man made a sound of inhaling cold air while eating, but the speed of processing did not slow down in the slightest, as if a little slower, the pickled pepper phoenix claws in front of him would be taken away.

"Eat slowly. Ji Feng looked at the man's eating appearance, and he didn't have the slightest dislike, but his compassion for him was even stronger, "If it's not enough to eat, I can buy it again." ”

"Eating is like a battlefield, you can't slow down!" said the man, as he ate, and he fought with both hands and opened his bow left and right.

Seeing that the man was eating so happily, Ji Feng didn't continue to ask anything, and after a long sigh, he shook his head helplessly, and then walked out of the teahouse after paying for the tea, at present, the most important thing is, of course, to buy a map.

Where to buy it?

Ji Feng stood at the door of the teahouse and looked around casually a few times, and finally had to pull a passer-by to ask, but it was obvious that the people of Huabei City were quite impure, not only did they not show Ji Feng the way, but they also muttered and complained about Ji Feng, and finally shook off Ji Feng's hand and walked into the distance.

It's really a low-level person who looks down on people with dog eyes and judges people by their appearance, if Ji Feng is wearing a priest's costume and wearing the badge of a second-grade priest, it is estimated that those people will show Ji Feng the way in a hurry, if it is not good, they will directly lead Ji Feng to the place where the map is sold, but what about now?

"Ahem...... Brother, where are you going?" When Ji Feng was still sighing, the voice of the man just now sounded behind him, "I am quite familiar with this Huabei City, and I can show you the way wherever I go." ”

"Oh, what is it ripe for?" Ji Feng turned his face to look at the man, as far as the facial features themselves are concerned, they are a little feminine-like and delicate, if they wash away that layer of dirt, they should be a handsome person-level character, but it is a pity that they make people and have no absolute power, even if they are handsome, they can only become beggars who pick up food along the street.

The man bypassed Ji Feng, pointed to the east side of the street, and said, "I know so well that I know which bluestone slab on the east side of this street has been painted by a bear child with a naked woman." Then he pointed to the west side of the street and continued, "And in the hole of the tree on the west side, there is a golden plum in the hole." Finally, he pointed to the south side of the street, looked at Ji Feng and asked, "Do you need me to continue?"

"No need!" Ji Feng was a little depressed, who would have nothing to remember those things, and be able to remember them so clearly, which not only shows the familiarity of the man in front of him with Huabei City, but most importantly, how boring he should be, otherwise how can he pay attention to those things?

"Hehe, can you tell me what you need now? I can guarantee that as long as you need something that can be bought in Huabei City, I can take you to buy it. The man said very confidently.

"I need a map, a map of the barren mountains in front of Huabei City. Ji Feng said slowly.

But after hearing this, the man was very obviously shocked, of course, the shock disappeared in an instant, replaced by a grinning grin, but the teeth covered with yellow stains made people a little uncomfortable, "Hmm...... It's not easy to find, but it's just as hard for me, and I think about it, it seems that there is a grocery store in the east of Huabei City, and there is such a map. ”

"Let's go, I'll take you there now. Hehe, you invite me to dinner, I must be serving home, you have something to talk about. ”

"Thank you!" Ji Feng said with a little gratitude.

"You're welcome! With my popularity in Huabei City, it will save a lot of time for me to send you there, hehe, those passers-by will have to give way when they see me. As he spoke, the man had already taken a step towards the east of Huabei City.

"Oh?" Ji Feng didn't believe it at first, but later, he believed it completely, and it was very, very much.

"The one in front, if you don't give way, I'll give you shit. ”

I'll go, dare to love this is the rhythm of magnifying the move!

It's no wonder that the man will speak directly, passers-by will let him see him, if he is slurred by this beggar, even if it is not shit, it will be disgusting for at least half a month.

"By the way, what's your name?" Walking with the man, Ji Feng also became the focus of strange eyes, if it weren't for Ji Feng's clothes and appearance being more decent than the man, it is estimated that Ji Feng would be directly judged to be of the same level as the man.

The man waved his sleeves, and there was a sour smell, Ji Feng couldn't help frowning slightly, while the others dispersed in a hurry as if they had seen a ghost, and of course, they had to scold while running.

"I don't remember my name anymore, I only vaguely remember my surname Hao. Hehe, no one called me by name for a long time, and I've almost forgotten it. The man smiled mysteriously at Ji Feng, and then grabbed the hair that was knotted into a cake very honestly, and with a little effort, he even tore off a few handfuls of hair.

"Then I'll call you Brother Hao! Anyway, you look a few years older than me. Ji Feng said politely to Brother Hao.

"You don't dislike me, I'm already very happy, I didn't expect you to be so polite to me, hehe, how much shit I have to step on to accumulate good luck!" Brother Hao remembered to pat Ji Feng on the shoulder, but when he realized his own problem, he immediately quickly withdrew his hand quite embarrassed.

In order to hide the embarrassment between each other, Brother Hao coughed dryly, pointed to the front and said, "Hurry up! Turn this street and you'll be there." ”

Hurrying away, of course, with Brother Hao leading the way, it also saves Ji Feng a lot of time, and what is more convenient is that there are no people who are shoulder to shoulder, even if it is a crowded street, it can make way for Brother Hao and Ji Feng to be not crowded at all, but the side effect is that it will attract overwhelming abuse, and sometimes, you have to avoid eggs......

Boom!

No, as soon as he dodged one, the other eggs immediately appeared and smashed heavily on Brother Hao's head, but Brother Hao immediately ate the egg whites and yolks that flowed out, and even shouted:

"Throw some more!"

Sad words, as soon as these words came out, those stalls that had just picked up the eggs and were about to smash them immediately put the eggs down, and Brother Hao would shout unsatisfiedly: "What a stingy guy, I really want to be angry with you every minute." ”

Walking through the crowded street, Ji Feng and Brother Hao appeared in a relatively quiet street, due to the remoteness, even the shops were scarce, only the store called "Old Oil Head Grocery Store", a little people went in and out. (To be continued......)