Chapter 504 I Don't Like Eating With People Who Have Spicy Habits Because They Always Lie And Say "This Is Not Spicy"

In the Land of Frost, covered in ice and snow, even the sound seems to be frozen, and in the huge camp, except for necessary communication, the people are very quiet.

They were just trying to adapt to the weather here, but thanks to the Commander, they didn't lack wood for heating, and on the white land, only a few places around the campfires showed black earth.

Some of the Konoha ninjas gathered did not look very good, some even covered their abdomen, and there were very few people sitting, and most of them chose to stand or lie on their sides.

In the command room, Chen Ma was dressed in a fox fur, his face was serious, and there was endless scrutiny and suspicion in his eyes, combined with the frowning brow and pursed lips, people could look at it, and they could be sure that he was worrying about extremely important things.

He sat unsteadily, just slightly touching the edge of the chair, and his calves tense one after the other, as long as he had received ninja education, he could know that Tatsuma was ready to act at any time.

Opposite him, there were pigs, deer butterflies, rope trees, Tianfeng and Qiandou, and at this time, many inexplicable emotions flashed on their faces, including thinking, caution, suspicion, and so on.

"I've already investigated this morning, and I'm the only one who has the ability to do this, and you're the only ones who have been to that place."

Chen Ma opened his mouth, making the already extremely cold atmosphere in the entire command room cold again, as if it was frozen, and several people were so overwhelmed by the momentum that they couldn't raise their heads.

Seeing that everything was said about this, there were still people who refused to tell the truth, Chen Ma slapped the table, suppressed his anger and said: "I wanted to solve this matter behind closed doors, but it seems that some people don't want this."

I'll give you one last chance. Who is it?! ”

His cold gaze swept over several people one by one, and said angrily, "What kind of bastard!" Went to the cooking class and secretly added more chili peppers to dinner?! Don't admit it, do you?!

Then when I find out, I will definitely let him experience what it is like to experience a spicy asshole! Do you want to put chili peppers to keep out the cold?! Ninja is to endure what ordinary people can't endure! Don't understand?! ”

"Poof~"

Lu Jiu laughed directly, and was glared at by Tatsuma's murderous eyes, he quickly raised his hands and said, "Tatsuma, you know me, I won't do such a troublesome thing."

I went to the cooking shift yesterday and just told them to deliver their daily meals directly to the command room or to my room. ”

Tatsuma nodded, this is like what Lu Jiu will do, he looked at Haiyi, Haiyi also spread his hands, and said: "Chenma, you know me, I am a plant lover, the purpose of my visit is to let them give me more meat, try not to have plants." ”

"Huh?"

For this answer, Chenma reserved the right to question, looked at Ding Zuo, Ding Zuo smiled innocently, and said: "Chenma, you know me, I am the most unlikely to do such a thing."

Slightly spicy can stimulate appetite, but overly spicy food can suppress appetite, so I missed two bowls of rice last night. The purpose of my visit was to ask if I could make potatoes into chips instead of mashed potatoes in the future. ”

For this answer, Tatsuma still believes it, after all, Ding Zuo had complained before that making potatoes into mashed potatoes was a complete waste of ingredients, and his eyes moved and fell on the rope tree.

Rope tree hurriedly explained: "Tatsuma, you also know me, how can I use foreign objects to keep out the cold?!" Ice and snow genius is the best stage to show passionate youth! The purpose of my trip last night. It's for extra meals. ”

"Tatsuma, you know me, I'm the same as the rope tree! We met last night, we all went to have dinner after practice, we also competed last night, and I ate two more eggs than the rope tree! ”

"Nonsense! I had already eaten three eggs before you came, and I had one more than you! ”

Without waiting for Tatsuma to ask, Chito also quickly explained, and then quarreled with the unconvinced rope tree, Tatsuma rubbed his temples, and waited until the noise between the two gradually subsided, and then he looked at the last Tianfeng.

Before Tianfeng could speak, Qiandou said: "Tianfeng, you just admit it, you were born to do this kind of pickled thing!" And you are also the most afraid of the cold, don't think I don't know, you secretly went to the logistics to apply for an extra quilt. ”

Tianfeng's face darkened, and he said, "I only applied for it because the ice and snow melted and wet my mattress, and"

He looked at Chenma and said, "Chenma, you also know me, and I can't eat spicy food. To tell you the truth, I also squatted all night last night, and I went to the cooking class because they were frustrated by the fire, and I went to help. ”

"Well, well, each has a valid reason, right?! But in the whole camp, half of the people are unwell because they eat too spicy, that's a fact! Now that the big war is imminent, who is ignoring the interests of the village?! ”

Tatsuma slapped the table again, his leg muscles tensed up more and more, and at the same time completed an extremely high-quality levator ani exercise.

His eyes became cold, and he said, "If it weren't for you, then this time would be an extremely serious foreign invasion!" There are enemies in Konoha who want to crush our bodies in this way! ”

Hearing Chenma say it so seriously, the rope tree and the others, who were originally unconcerned, also frowned and thought about it, they thought it was just a prank, but being reminded by Chenma like this, it seems to be a bit serious?

Only Lu Jiu, still looking at Tatsuma with a smile, he knows this bastard too well, he obviously can't eat spicy, he wants to retaliate, but he has to find a reason.

The degree of his own "injury" is not deep, after all, he eats a small amount of food, and he is uncomfortable for a while before going to bed, and there is nothing to do when he wakes up, but Tatsuma's appetite is more terrible than that of the Autumn Dao clan.

At this time, it is estimated that there are still a lot of chili peppers left in Chenma's body, this thing is not like an injury, if it is an injury, Chenma will heal itself in minutes.

However, as long as the chili pepper is not completely discharged, the burning sensation will not end, after all, capsaicin is difficult to be absorbed and digested by the body.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk~"

At this time, there was a knock on the door, Tatsuma pursed his lips, and still said, "Come in." ”

The door to the command room was pushed open, and Shinnosuke came in with a probe in his head, saying, "Are you all there?" Breakfast was ready, and I sent Lu Jiu's senpai. ”

Lujiu and Tatsuma both worked in the command room, and he was not afraid of Tatsuma, so he turned around and nodded, and said, "Put it on my table, I'll eat later." ”

Shinnosuke nodded, put down the plate, turned around and wanted to leave, but stopped and said, "Shikaku-senpai, it's cold here, and the food will get cold quickly, and if you eat it again, it's not good for your body."

I have some special chili peppers here, I'll give them to you, and if you don't have enough, you'll get them from me. ”

As he spoke, he put down a medicine bottle, and the moment he looked up again, the hairs on Shinnosuke's back exploded, murderous. The source of the ultimate murderous aura is. Brother Tatsuma!

"Knock~Knock~Knock~"

Tatsuma stood up, his steps slow and heavy, walked to Lujiu's table, picked up the medicine bottle, and said, "This is yours?" ”

"Huh? Well! This is when he visited the Daimyo of the Land of Frost, he specially gifted it, and the effect of keeping out the cold is very good, I added some to everyone last night, and when I went to bed at night, some people shouted that it was hot. ”

Shinnosuke didn't understand, but he still didn't dare to hide it, and scratched his head, revealing a pure smile.

If Brother Chenma compliments him, how should he accept it humbly?

"Bang!"

Suddenly, Shinnosuke felt a whirlwind of the heavens spinning, a star in his eyes, followed by a pain in his chest and abdomen, and then a dull pain in his back from hitting something hard.

He tried to stay awake, refining the chakra with the seal of antagonism, activating his body, and he looked at Tatsuma in horror and puzzled.

Tatsuma was holding the medicine bottle at this time, and ordered viciously: "Catch him for me!" Ripping off his pants, I'm going to give his asshole a taste of chili! ”

"Okay!"

Tianfeng was the first to step forward, and the shuriken flew over, and the wire had already tied Shinnosuke's hands and feet.

"It's you kid who made me eat two less bowls of rice, right?"

Ding Za stepped forward, turned Tianfeng over, sat on his back, and was about to pick his pants, Shinnosuke kept struggling, and said, "What the hell is going on?!" What am I doing wrong?! ”

"Tear Pull~"

The sound of the fabric tearing sounded, and the sudden coolness made Shinnosuke get goosebumps all over his body.

"Don't! Don't! ”

Shinnosuke was about to burst into tears, and he remembered that when he first became a ninja, he carried out a mission to clean up the bandits, and at that time, there was a girl who was almost defiled.

Probably, that's his current mood, it's just that the girl met him as a "big hero" at the beginning, but at this moment, who can save him?

"You guys. . . What is this doing? ”

Suddenly, a voice like a heavenly voice came, and Shinnosuke, whose eyes were wet with tears, was like seeing an angel.

Nonoyu, who was holding a few bottles of medicine, looked at this scene in the command room, and then looked at Tatsuma who walked towards Shinnosuke with a grim smile on his face in surprise.

Tatsuma-kun original. Like this?! It's no wonder that she has never understood what Tatsuma-kun likes.

"Captain Nonoyu! Help me! ”

Shinnosuke begged, Tatsuma also stopped, put away his smile, and looked at Ye Naiyu, Ye Naiyu came back to his senses and said: "Everyone seemed to have eaten too spicy yesterday, and today they are all a little uncomfortable, I have prepared some stomach medicine, I want to ask if you need it."

"Well, I just caught the culprit, and it was Shinnosuke who poisoned him."

Tatsuma gestured to the medicine bottle in his hand, and then glanced at Dingza, who got up from Shinnosuke, Shinnosuke quickly turned over, blocked the broken buttocks of the fabric, and then tightly clamped his legs bound by the wire, and said:

"Brother Tatsuma. I. I don't know, I thought everyone could eat spicy food, but I didn't expect that I really wasn't poisoned! ”

Shikahisa also knew that it was time for him to speak, and he said: "Shinnosuke is just an unintentional mistake, let him apologize, just don't do it again in the future, as for the outside."

Your reason just now is good, this is a deliberate "attack" by Yunyin Village, just to stimulate morale again, right? ”

Tatsuma also knew that Shinnosuke could not be punished for this reason, after all, Shinnosuke's identity was there, he waved his hand, put down the medicine bottle, and said, "Ye Naiyu, you cooperate with Lu Jiu to deal with the follow-up effects." ”

Ye Naiyu was a little embarrassed and said, "But. I've reassured everyone that it's just a mild food poisoning, I didn't expect it to be arranged, I just want everyone not to panic. ”

"Then send out another message, saying that I don't want the camp to affect everyone's preparedness because of this incident, just deliberately block the news, and they will interpret it themselves."

Tatsuma's eyes swept to Shinnosuke and said, "As for your apology, you don't have to, you should also know how to make up for it, there are some "secrets", and it is most appropriate for you to leak them." ”

"Thank you! Thank you, Brother Tatsuma! I'm going to have a good idea! ”

Shinnosuke nodded vigorously, isn't it in the name of his father! Is it the first time he has done it, the so-called once born and twice ripe, no matter what he says now, he can be regarded as a journeyman!

Konoha, inside the Hokage Building.

"Ahh

Sarutobi rubbed his nose and muttered, "It can't be that something happened to Tuanzang as soon as he left, right?" ”

(End of chapter)