Chapter 368: Have Fun
A steamed bun can cause a tragedy, and an apple can change the world......
Once upon a time, when a guy named Newton was resting under an apple tree, an apple fell from the tree and smashed lightly on Newton's head as if guided by the god of fate, and then ...... The fate of the whole world has changed!
Well, as an ordinary young man who loves to complain, Lin Taiping has always felt that this history is more novel than a novel, but at this moment, when he saw the evil Lich King holding up an undead fruit, and the surrounding skeleton archmages collectively shining with the fire of the undead, he had to admit - it turned out that sometimes, history is more tortuous and bizarre than fiction!
"Yes, gentlemen, haven't you ever thought about it?" Holding the undead fruit aloft, the Evil Lich King looked around with a stern face, and the light in his eyes became extremely bright, "Why? Why does the fruit fall forever, why doesn't the fruit fly into the sky, what determines its fate?"
That's right, this is indeed a question worth thinking about, several skeleton archmages collectively touched their jaws, racking their brains seriously, provided they still have such a thing as brains, in the strange silence, an ice skeleton archmage suddenly shone with soul fire, and slapped the table heavily: "Ah! I know! This must be the law of the world formulated by the gods, and the creator god may have clearly stipulated that the fruit must fall to the ground when he created this world." ā
"You're so smart!" Hearing this inference, a fire-based skeleton archmage next to him suddenly sneered, and said unceremoniously sarcastically, "Yes, the God of Creation stipulates that the fruit must fall, and also stipulates that if you don't brush your teeth, your teeth will turn yellow, listen, I don't have any disrespect for the God of Creation." But if he had to make every rule of law, maybe he would have been so tired that he vomited blood. ā
"Stupid, you two are stupid. Before the two guys could quarrel, the other Wind Skeleton Archmage next to him shook his head and looked at them with that contemptuous gaze, "Listen, you two are wrong, why don't we think about it from a different perspective, maybe just like us, the Undead Fruit also has a life of its own." So it took the initiative to choose ......"
Lin Taiping was already completely petrified by the listen, and for a few seconds, he really wondered if he was in the wrong place, where is this like a gathering place for a group of evil undead, this is clearly the scientific practice room of a key university, that Lich King is the doctoral supervisor, and those skeleton archmages are the doctoral students it brings, according to this rhythm, they can soon develop from the gravitational force of the planet to the current voltage, the periodic table, and the genetically modified plants......
It turns out. The scope of discussion of these evil undead is very wide, almost so wide that it includes dozens of disciplines, and they discuss why the undead fruit keeps falling, and they begin to add new research topics all the time. From medical anatomy to the composition of magical elements, from the composition of magical elements to the causes of the formation of vindictive energy, from the reasons for the formation of vindictive qi to the natural evolution of plants, from the natural evolution of plants to the emotional expression of poetry. From the emotional expression of poetry to the mystery of the disappearance of the kingdom of Ferret......
What is the situation? What is the situation? Seeing such a heated discussion, Lin Taiping was already stunned when he heard it, but he couldn't help but be in awe. See no, what is called a scholar, this is called a scholar, even if he has been dead for many years and his body is decaying, he is still so tireless in studying and researching, this is the scholar among the scholars.
"Humans, don't be weird, we're just looking for something to do. During a break in the academic discussion, the Lich King walked over at some point, patted him lightly on the shoulder, and said, "Human, you have to understand that we have been trapped in this damn place of bones, and we have been trapped for a whole ...... Well, I forgot, it's been a long time anyway, so we've got to have some fun to pass the boring time. ā
"Okay, I can understand, but is the academic discussion fun?" Lin Taiping couldn't help but secretly sneer, but he could barely understand the strange behavior of these undead creatures, but a few seconds later, when he recalled the Lich King's words just now, he suddenly looked stunned with a shocked face, "Wait, you just said that you are trapped in this place of bones?"
"That's right, we've been stuck here for a long time. The Lich King replied calmly, but judging from the sudden flickering fire of the undead in his eyes, it was clear that his heart was not as calm as it seemed, and it could even be said that he could not hide his anger.
Then, probably to share this pain and anger, he squinted his eyes and glanced at Lin Taiping, and suddenly with a somewhat gloating tone, he chuckled hoarsely: "By the way, now that you are also trapped here, from this point of view, maybe you will also be willing to join our academic discussion?"
Braised you to steam!Lin Taiping couldn't help but feel his heart sink, sure enough, he was afraid of anything, from the beginning to the present, he had been thinking about how to leave this place, but now the situation is that the worst kind of result has appeared, think about it, since even the powerful Lich King can't leave here, then just rely on his own strength......
"Relax, we'll talk about that later, and you'll get used to it. The Lich King looked at him sympathetically, but took out a magic timer and looked at it, and suddenly lifted his spirits, "As for now, the break is over, I think we should start discussing the next academic topic-ahem, this time the academic topic is how to stimulate the potential of ordinary humans, so that they can have the strength of the Silver Intermediate in a short period of time......"
Very good and powerful, just hearing the content of this academic topic, several skeleton archmages immediately shone with soul fire, and among them, the water archmage immediately raised his arm bones and couldn't wait to speak: "I'll come first! You know? Recently, I have a brand new research result, which only needs to stimulate the twelve bloodlines on a human body, which can prompt him to quickly increase his strength in a short period of time at the cost of burning his lifespan, and now the only problem is that I still lack a real object......
Lin Taiping was still worried about how to escape from the place where the bones were buried, but when he heard the last sentence, he suddenly had a creepy feeling, and almost subconsciously wanted to flash people, but the problem was that before he could flash people, the Lich King and several skeleton archmages had already turned their heads neatly and looked at him with that kind of serious scientific gaze......
Lin Taiping stepped back cautiously, and after a few seconds, when he saw that several skeleton archmages had already taken out a large number of strange alchemy tools, he couldn't help but shudder, and almost subconsciously raised his hand to interrupt: "Wait, I can understand your lonely, empty and cold feelings, but ...... If I want to have fun, I have something more fun here, much more fun than any academic research!"
Well, thanks to his timely mentions, the skeleton archmages who had already planned to start making real yĆ n finally stopped their movements in unison, and the Lich King touched his chin with great interest, and said with anticipation: "Joy, human, what are you going to use to make us feel happy, don't tell me what kind of food and beautiful women, you must know that our undead creatures have no sense of taste at all, and have no interest in beautiful women." ā
"Of course not. Lin Taiping replied with a smile, and while looking for something in the storage necklace, he said casually, "Let me look for it, I should just put it in the ...... Well, by the way, who can make me a high platform, and I also need a huge wall of ice crystals, which needs to be a little more transparent. ā
This is easy, the Lich King and several skeleton archmages glanced at each other, and after only a few seconds, the Lich King raised the white bone scepter and gently tapped the ground, the green phosphorus fire light shone through, and the ground suddenly rolled up like a wave, and thousands of white bone skeleton soldiers emerged from the ground, collecting dirt according to the Lich King's orders, and after about ten minutes, a platform five or six meters high gradually took shape.
Immediately after, an ice skeleton archmage waved his hand, and without even chanting any incantation, the water element in the air immediately surged, condensing into a wall of ice crystals on the high platform, well, you must know that this is a high-level ice magic, but it is so easy to complete, if those human archmages see it, they will be ashamed of themselves.
And after completing these two tasks, the Lich King turned his head again, standing in place expressionlessly, and several skeleton archmages couldn't help but squint their eyes slightly, looking at Lin Taiping, who was still looking for things in the storage necklace: "Okay, human, your request has been met, then next, it's your turn to perform, we are looking forward to what you plan to do." ā
"Soon, soon. Lin Taiping replied casually, and almost at the same time, he finally found the thing from the storage necklace, and took it out confidently, "Gentlemen, get ready, I think in a few seconds, you will forget about the so-called academic research ......"
"What is this?" At this moment, looking at the thing in Lin Taiping's hand, the Lich King and the Skeleton Archmage were all slightly stunned, from their point of view, that thing seemed to be a crystal ball, no, it should be said, it was a crystal ball, so, human, you plan to use the crystal ball to make us feel happy?
"More precisely, what's in the crystal ball. Lin Taiping raised the crystal ball with a smile, and at this moment, the crystal ball suddenly trembled slightly, emitting a silvery-white light, enveloping the ice crystal wall on the high platform, almost at the same time, the theme song of "Titanic" suddenly sounded, and a clear image suddenly appeared on the originally dim ice crystal wall-
"So, are you ready? Gentlemen, welcome to the movie...... By the way, this time it's free!" (To be continued......)