Chapter 11: Phineas pistols
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The residence is like this, as long as you can shelter from the wind and rain.
What you eat must be improved!
Xu Fei really couldn't eat the vegetable cake anymore, he was afraid of intestinal infarction.
It was planned for a while
Only to find out that it was really useless!
has a skill, but none of them are useful.
I remembered that before, he was lying down and brushing his mobile phone every day, why didn't he look at the three essential books that were rumored on the Internet: "Barefoot Doctor's Manual", "Militia Training Manual" and "Friends of Military and Civilian Talents"?
Netizens have praised it, saying that as long as you have these three books in hand, no matter which dynasty you travel to, it will be Hua Tuo's reincarnation, Sun Wu's rebirth, and Zhuge Descending, a god-level character.
"Alas~
Who has regret pills? Let me have one! ”
Xu Fei continued to calculate, what else did he have to do?
Hou's alkali method!
Junior high school chemistry is a miracle skill that has led this era for decades, but what is the use of it?
Hand rub penicillin!
Through the drama, the Internet expert, you can see it everywhere.
Detailed tutorial, Xu Fei has watched the video countless times.
This one can be available, but you have to keep it for now, you won't need it for the time being......
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"Now it would be nice if only it were after the founding of the country!"
Xu Fei sighed, that is, the time is not right, otherwise with his ability, he will definitely be called a national warrior.
"Forget it, let's live as a small farmer first and be self-sufficient!"
Holding the only silver dollar in his hand, Xu Fei didn't dare to spend it
He has a habit of preferring to leave it to the back of his hand.
Only by keeping this silver dollar can Xu Fei have the confidence to do other things.
"Rely on the sky, rely on the earth, it's better to rely on yourself!"
Xu Fei decided to take matters into his own hands and have enough food and clothing.
took out the slingling rope left by Wang Jun and set up a branch as a target ten meters away.
I picked up a pile of stones and put them under my feet as bullets
"Phinego hand pistol!"
"Launch!"
"Huh~"
I only heard the sound of stones cutting through the air, but I didn't know where I went.
"Come again!" "Huh~"
"Come again!" "Huh~"
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Xu Fei's wrists were shaken, and the stones shot by the slings didn't even hit the target once.
"I don't believe it when I step on a horse, can't I do it once by coincidence?"
"Walk you!"
Xu Fei started practicing again!
God will always love those who work hard
After unremitting efforts, Xu Fei finally blessed his soul and succeeded once.
"Oye~"
Looking at the downed branch target, Xu Fei cheered happily.
Then he picked up a stone and placed it in the middle of the sling.
Take a few turns and throw it out quickly
Hit again, the fallen branch target.
"What a genius I'm in!"
shamelessly praised himself
Xu Fei picked up the slings and returned to the courtyard to rest.
In the nearby wilderness, there are many pheasants and hares.
Every time Xu Fei passed by, he could see them running away in shock by himself.
"Alas, I knew that I would survive in the wilderness, so I learned more outdoor skills!"
All the abilities in Xu Fei are urban life skills
If he has mastered a few outdoor skills, he will not be able to temporarily brush up on the slingling skills.
Boil some hot water and drink a full water.
Xu Fei took a sling, a bag of stones, and a knife, and began to go hunting.
After turning around in the wilderness, Xu Fei wondered if God was targeting him.
Usually not hunting, pheasants and hares run everywhere in front of their eyes
Today, I looked for them, but I couldn't see any of them
"It's weird!"
It was dusk, and on the way back, Xu Fei planned to eat one last meal of vegetable cakes to satisfy his hunger
But as soon as I arrived at the door, I found a few pheasants standing on the courtyard wall of the deserted courtyard.
"Oh, are you provoking me?"
Slowly took out the sling, put it in his hand and shook it up.
"Die!"
"Huh~"
"Goo~Goo~Goo~"
The largest pheasant flapped its wings a few times and landed on the ground.
Xu Fei hurriedly stepped forward to check, but before it was dead, he easily twisted its neck.
"I can improve my food tonight."
Before it gets dark, go to the river outside the woods to the south and bring the pheasants back.
Put it in a clay pot, add water, add some salt, and cook chicken soup to drink.
Pheasant meat is chewy but less oily, so it is suitable for stir-frying and not for boiling soup.
But Xu Fei is no longer picky, after all, some are good to eat.
Eat and drink to your heart's content, and rest in bed.
Although he couldn't sleep, there was no entertainment, so Xu Fei had to close his eyes and think wildly.
Why aren't there as many mosquitoes in the wild as I imagined?
In such a large wilderness, I have never encountered a snake alas!
Are there fish in the river?
If I catch a lobster, do I eat it grilled or boiled?
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Before he knew it, Xu Fei fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, two uninvited guests came from outside the deserted courtyard
They are two blind streamers in the mountain village, one is called Big Mouth, and the other is called Little Asshole
If you don't do your business on weekdays, you will steal chickens and dogs, and kick the widow's door at night.
When they saw Xu Fei today, they received a reward of a silver dollar from Ma Sanye, and their eyes immediately turned red.
At first glance, Xu Fei was an outsider who had just arrived here
In addition, he followed Xu Fei and found that he lived outside the village
As soon as the two of them combined, they went to steal the money while he was asleep at night.
Sneakily came to the courtyard wall.
Although the courtyard wall is full of holes, it is covered with weeds and branches, making it difficult to walk.
There is a small area of collapse that is suitable for two people to walk directly over.
As for why don't you open the door wide?
Maybe it's out of respect for your profession!
"Be quiet, don't wake that person up!"
"Okay, Big Mouth!"
As he whispered, the little asshole stepped on a dry branch and made a 'click' sound.
"Let you be careful that you didn't hear?"
With a loud and whispered scolding, he also took a step forward
Something seems to have stumbled under your feet?
"Gollum~"
Several stones rolled, collided with each other, and made another sound.
"Hemp!"
"It's a mess in this place!"
"Little asshole, turn on the fire fold and follow the way!"
The little asshole took the fire from her bosom and blew it twice, igniting a small fire.
"Huh~"
A dark shadow flashed and hit the forehead of the little asshole, and he fell directly to the ground, unconscious.
"Little asshole?"
Oguchi hurriedly picked up the fire fold that had fallen to the ground and checked the condition of the little asshole.
"Huh~"
Another black shadow flew and struck Dakou's head, and he lay on the ground.
A moment later.
Xu Fei pushed away the two wooden planks that stood in the way, carried a lantern in his hand, and came to the two.
Looking at their chests floating up and down, he exclaimed, "Aren't they dead?" ”
At such a close distance, the stone thrown by the sling smashed on the forehead, and he did not die on the spot.
Xu Fei didn't know if he blamed the power of the slings, or because their skulls were too hard.
Thinking about what to do with the two of them
Hands-on killing?
Hey~
Forget it, Xu Fei didn't dare.
Then he took off his clothes and tied them together.
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