Chapter 258: The More I Think About It, the More Angry I Become, Then ......

After Zhou Qiao gave her sister-in-law a reply, she took her sister-in-law and set off to the magic capital.

The itinerary is also quite tight, after arriving at the hotel, then go to the Bund, Nanjing Road and other places, and take the Huangpu River sightseeing yacht, and go to the City God Temple, Yu Garden and other popular attractions in the evening.

Even though the twin girls have seen a lot of people in West Lake, they are still very shocked when they come to the City God Temple in the Demon Capital, which is so special that they can't even walk, and then, they learned the idiom of "rubbing shoulders" from Zhou Qiao.

This allusion comes from "Warring States Policy" and "History of the Song Dynasty", which shows that there was no shortage of such grand occasions in ancient times.

Fortunately, the weather began to get cold again, especially after the sun went down, which made people feel like winter again, and they wore more clothes so that they would not be rubbed with oil.

Elena and Ava were worried that Zhou Qiao would be rubbed with oil, because there were always girls squeezing into his arms.

Elena muttered softly: "I'm not afraid of squeezing pregnancy!" ”

Zhou Qiao: Where did you learn the strange word "......", or in English.

There are also a lot of delicacies here, but the queue is long and it is not easy to find a place to sit.

Nanxiang xiaolongbao, wine-stuffed balls, crab shell yellow, small Shaoxing chicken porridge, Modu fried ......

However, the raw fried buns, they had eaten them in Hangzhou before, and they called "can't bite" in Hangzhou, and the juice splashed when they bit it, so they had to eat it slowly.

Elena and Ava each asked for a large crab roe soup dumpling, one on a plate, the kind that needed to be inserted with a straw. Suck the delicious soup first and then eat the bun skin.

The two of them sucked and sucked, and Elena couldn't help but eat and laugh.

Seeing Ava and Zhou Qiao looking at her, Elena leaned into Ava's ear and muttered a few words, and then the two girls ate and laughed together, making Zhou Qiao inexplicable.

Zhou Qiao couldn't help it, so he asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Ava whispered in English: "Sister, she said that she sucked like this, as if she was eating her mother's milk!" ”

"...... "I'll go, Zhou Qiao almost fainted."

But it's not surprising to think that they are orphans who may not have experienced breast milk since childhood. It's also strange to be distressing.

Then, someone on the side looked this way in surprise.

Zhou Qiao hurriedly told the twin sisters: "Don't say these words in public in the future, there are a lot of people here who know English!" ”

"Huh?" Elena was immediately embarrassed, but then shrugged, it didn't matter. Anyway, she doesn't pride herself on being a lady.

In the evening, they stayed at the Peace Hotel on the bank of the Huangpu River, and they had a feeling of dreaming of returning to the Republic of China, but unfortunately they booked a room a little late, and did not grab the most expensive Sassoon Presidential Suite of more than 90,000 a night, and only booked a more than 3,000 a night.

This time, Zhou Qiao did not book two, but booked one, and he checked in with Elena.

Ava then went upstairs dressed in the same clothes as Elena, and no one felt anything out of the ordinary.

The staff in the elevator didn't question too much either.

Zhou Qiao felt that this was a good way.

However, in foreign countries, it doesn't really matter. The main reason is that now the domestic control is strict.

Zhou Qiao returned to China this time and found that there are people in the elevators of many hotels in China who are responsible for pressing the elevator, but pressing the elevator is not their main job, their main responsibility is to check the identity of the person taking the elevator, check the name and the room they want to go to.

Especially when I see a suspicious person, I will interrogate it carefully, and I will take out a tablet to confirm.

And these personnel are definitely not takeaway brothers. Because the delivery boy is usually only delivered to the lobby, and then the robot delivers it to the corresponding room.

Zhou Qiao wondered, is it because of the recent Chinese New Year, accidents or bad things are not allowed? Or maybe there are important people coming to the magic capital?

The next day, they went to Disney. That place is not particularly far from Pudong International Airport, only more than ten kilometers, and it is very convenient to take a taxi to the airport after playing.

The only fly in the ointment is that you can't enjoy the fireworks show at Disney Castle at night.

When Zhou Qiao and the others stepped on the plane and rushed into the night sky, behind them, Disney's endless fireworks bloomed.

They were on a 20:30 p.m. flight, and at this time, it was about 4:30 a.m. in San Francisco, and when they arrived in San Francisco, it was about 7:30 a.m. BJ, and it was about 15:30 p.m. in San Francisco.

In fact, the time is quite good, not to get to San Francisco in the middle of the night.

It doesn't matter if a flight arrives in the middle of the night in China, but in San Francisco, arriving in the middle of the night is always a little unsettling, although Zhou Qiao is not afraid.

After the plane took off, Elena and Ava looked out the window at the night sky, reluctant.

"Qiao, I really haven't had enough, there are still a lot of places you said you haven't gotten to, such as Suzhou, Yangzhou, ......"

"Wait until next time." Zhou Qiao comforted.

Elena is actually very interested in Guzheng, but when she came back this time, she didn't have time to learn, Zhou Qiao told her that if she really wants to learn, she can also do it in the United States in the future, Ling Qingqing, an international student at the University of California, is very good at it, and she can ask the other party for advice when the time comes.

In addition, there are some training courses in Chinatown.

On the plane, in the first class, Zhou Qiao, Elena and Ava were all covered with small blankets, lying on chairs and falling asleep for a while.

When I was drowsy and dazed, the radio on the plane went off.

The announcer repeated in Chinese and English: "Is there a doctor on the plane?" If you are unwell and urgently need the assistance of a doctor, please contact us immediately if you have a doctor or a practitioner. ”

Zhou Qiao opened his eyes and saw that the two girls were looking at him, so Zhou Qiao immediately pressed the call bell.

Soon, the beautiful flight attendant lady came over, and Zhou Qiao and the twin girls followed each other to the patient's side.

It was a middle-aged woman in her thirties, also Chinese.

At this moment, the woman was twitching on all fours and breathing rapidly.

"I'm a doctor, don't panic, is your heart beating fast and your hands and feet numb?" Zhou Qiao asked.

"Yes, yes, not only my hands and feet, but also my mouth is numb, and I also have the feeling of pins and needles." The middle-aged woman replied.

The reason why Zhou Qiao asked was to judge whether she was conscious or not. Obviously, although the woman was unwell, her mind was still very clear.

"Don't be afraid, take it easy!" Zhou Qiao looked at the flight attendant, "Do you have a mask?" ”

"Yes, yes!"

"Bring me a slightly larger clean garbage bag."

"Okay."

Soon, the flight attendant lady picked up what Zhou Qiao needed.

Zhou Qiao helped the middle-aged woman put on a mask, and then covered the lower half of her face with a garbage bag, only revealing a small slit on the side, and comforted: "Don't be nervous, you follow my rhythm, look at my gestures, exha~, inhal~, exhale~, inhale~......"

At the same time, Elena and Ava are also on the side, pinching the patient's hands and thighs respectively to help relieve the paralysis and relieve the tension.

Under Zhou Qiao's command, after about seven or eight minutes, the middle-aged woman gradually calmed down.

Zhou Qiao helped her remove the garbage bag and mask, the middle-aged woman had palpitations, she was very scared just now, and she was on the plane again, and she felt that she was very likely to lose it.

Fortunately, a doctor saved her in time!

"Thank you!" The middle-aged woman looked at Zhou Qiao, Elena, and Ava gratefully, as well as the flight attendants.

"No thanks." Zhou Qiao waved his hand and comforted, "You drink some hot water, move your limbs slowly, and you should be completely recovered later." ”

"Thank you." The middle-aged woman thanked her again, very grateful, but looked at Zhou Qiao suspiciously, and asked, "Doctor, why did I do that just now?" Is there a serious illness? Do I need to go to the hospital for further testing? ”

Zhou Qiao asked, "Have you had a physical examination before?" What is the medical history? ”

"I have a physical examination every year, and I have no medical history, so I have always been healthy!"

Zhou Qiao said: "That shouldn't be a big problem, it's just simple respiratory alkalosis." ”

"Poisoned?" The middle-aged woman was startled.

Zhou Qiao hurriedly comforted: "Don't be nervous, this is just a medical term." To put it simply, it means that you exhale too much carbon dioxide, which is generally caused by emotional agitation, nervousness and anxiety, resulting in too deep or too fast breathing. Did something happen to you? ”

The middle-aged woman suddenly looked ashamed, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Before getting on the plane, I quarreled with my sister-in-law, and then the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and that's it." ”

"That's it. Mental internal friction is also life-threatening, take a step back and open the sky......" Zhou Qiao comforted a few words, and returned to his seat amid the gratitude of the middle-aged woman and the flight attendant.

As for other people's family conflicts and sister-in-law relationships, he is really not interested in inquiring.

Passengers around: "......" was simply speechless.

Can you be angry like this?

"Is this poisoning your own gas?"

"It's the first time I've seen it, and I have serious symptoms, it seems that Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death, Wang Lang is not necessarily a heart attack, it may also be some kind of respiratory alkalosis."

Respiratory alkalosis, if not treated or treated in time, can indeed threaten people's lives in severe cases.

……

In the afterglow of the setting sun, Zhou Qiao and the others arrived at the Iris Clinic and distributed souvenirs to everyone, which were various specialties from China, such as exquisite folding fans, silk pajamas, silk scarves, lake pens, special pastries, West Lake Longjing, white tea, dried bamboo shoots, and various flavors of pecans......

Murphy and Stephanie each set of silk pajamas and scarves, looked at Zhou Qiao's eyes full of resentment.

With their intelligence, they naturally knew that Zhou Qiao had already had those things with her twin sisters.

"Hmph, this time is like a honeymoon with Elena and Ava, leaving me at home, and it will be half ......a month to dry" Stephanie felt that her second personality was ready to move again, and if Zhou Qiao didn't come back, her state would be problematic.

Now, Zhou Qiao is back, and she wants to make up for the "missing" of these days.

Murphy's expression was cold, and he faintly realized that his autism seemed to be "making a comeback", and the effect of the "strange flower sachet" clothing therapy was becoming more and more minimal, or Zhou Qiao, the "human medicine", had a more significant effect.

Zhou Qiao is very embarrassed, on the first night of his return, should he go to the hotel to open a room with Stephanie, or go to Murphy's new house?

I thought to myself that it was time to buy Stephanie a new house.

The woman who followed him, the house and the car, this is the basic configuration. You can't favor one over the other.

……

On the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, Yang Xuejun came to Huqing Yutang Famous Doctor Hall for the third acupuncture.

She went to get the medicine on the third day of the Lunar New Year and had a second acupuncture, and then, Dr. Xu asked her to come back on the sixth day of the new year, and the last time she did it, it should be about the same.

Because Dr. Xu has something to do on the fourth and fifth days of the new year, after all, it is the Chinese New Year, and it is impossible to go to work so regularly.

The Chinese medicine he brought back was difficult to drink, and the smell was quite unpleasant, but Yang Xuejun knew that the effect of the medicine was very good. It's not just because "good medicine is good for disease", but she really feels it.

She is now drunk for longer and longer, especially in the hour or two after drinking the medicine, the whole face is simply "like a peach blossom", pink and tender, she likes it herself.

Therefore, the interest in Chinese medicine in my heart will become stronger and stronger, and the more I can learn it when I study it on my own.

Because she was too tired to drive by herself, she had to find a parking space, and the parking fee was also a big expense, so she came by bus this time.

I have to say that the bus is gone. Especially this kind of short distance of less than 100 kilometers, for the Chinese New Year, she is actually alone in the car, just like a chartered car!

She brought a copy of "Acupuncture and Moxibustion A and B Sutra" and read it in the car. I haven't been so attentive to the college entrance examination before.

She looked at it and couldn't help laughing at herself, if she could have one-third of her current strength in the college entrance examination, it is estimated that 985 would be admitted!

It is still the last few acupuncture points, Dr. Xu first wiped and disinfected the silver needle with an alcohol cotton ball, and then used the method of Pingfu Pinglaxative, gently twisted the silver needle, and acupunctured the Baihui acupoint on the top of Yang Xuejun's head, followed by the Qihai acupoint on the lower abdomen.

This acupuncture point is relatively special, it is the closest to the uterus of several acupuncture points, so Dr. Xu often helps her massage first, then warms moxibustion with finch pecking, and finally administers acupuncture.

During the massage, Yang Xuejun was slightly stunned, because she keenly noticed that Dr. Xu's technique this time was different from the previous two times.

"Huh~, why can I feel the subtle changes in her technique?" Yang Xuejun herself was also very surprised, because she really didn't study Chinese medicine for long, and it didn't take more than five days to get full.

"According to the theory of traditional Chinese medicine, massage actually belongs to the 'stilts' technique in the six techniques of Qihuang, the first two times, Dr. Xu only used five techniques, this time, the other six were added, a total of eleven techniques. Oh no, there's one more 'pulling' method, there are twelve. ”

Yang Xuejun carefully comprehended and had a deeper understanding of the way of stilts in the six techniques of Qihuang.

She used to read books and knew these techniques, but what she imagined or practiced by herself was different from Dr. Xu's.

Generally speaking, the technique of massage is to regulate the physiological and pathological conditions of the body by acting on specific parts of the human body surface through the five fingers, so as to achieve the purpose of physiotherapy, but the massage massage in traditional medicine, to be precise, should be called "pressing stilts", but it is diverse, not only "pushing", "taking", "pressing", "rubbing" four kinds, but also including rubbing, rubbing, kneading, pinching, pointing, patting, shaking, buckle, pulling, rolling, pinching, scraping, springing, pulling, pulling, lifting, moving, folding, and adjusting tendons...... Many techniques, profound, flexible, and wonderful, all of which are single-minded, can dredge the meridians, promote qi and blood, help injuries and relieve pain, dispel evil and promote righteousness, and reconcile yin and yang.

For example, if Elena sprains her ankle, she "lifts" her foot to let the blood flow backwards, thereby reducing the pain, which is a kind of "stilt" in Chinese medicine.

Tai Chi pays attention to "folding" the wrist, "bouncing", and adjusting the flow of qi and blood by changing various postures, which is also in common with many medical theories of traditional medicine.

After about 40 minutes, Dr. Xu finished acupuncture on the acupuncture points she had given her, but she did not stop and continued to acupuncture the next acupuncture point.

"Doctor Xu, you didn't give me acupuncture Taixi acupoint last time, did you?" Yang Xuejun couldn't help but ask.

"Huh?" Doctor Xu was stunned for a moment, and said curiously, "Do you know that this is Taixi Cave?" ”

She remembered that she hadn't mentioned it to her earlier.

Yang Xuejun nodded and said: "Taixi acupoint, is one of the commonly used acupoints of the Zushao Yin and Kidney Meridian, in the ankle area, the depression between the tip of the inner malleolus and the Achilles tendon, there is a posterior tibial artery and vein distribution; There are medial cutaneous nerves and tibial nerves in the lower leg. You just pierced about 0.6 inches, using the 'cut and turn' laxative method. Acupuncture of this acupoint is the main treatment of kidney deficiency. Doctor Xu, do I have kidney yin deficiency? ”

Doctor Xu was stunned, and after a while, he said meaningfully: "You don't have kidney yin deficiency, but the dark circles under your eyes are a little heavy. This acupuncture point, with Daling, Shenmen, Taichong, and Zhishu is the main treatment of insomnia, and I will give you acupuncture and moxibustion a few other acupuncture points later. ”

"Huh?" Yang Xuejun reacted, and couldn't help but admire Dr. Xu even more, and at the same time felt a little ashamed.

Because Dr. Xu had explained before, don't stay up late, don't stay up late, but in the past few days, she has been thinking too much, either thinking about Zhou Qiao, or pondering traditional medicine, and she has indeed lost sleep.

Insomnia is the name of insomnia in traditional Chinese medicine.

Unexpectedly, Dr. Xu also gave her acupuncture insomnia.

Dr. Xu continued, just applying the needle and asking, "How many acupuncture points can you identify?" ”

Yang Xuejun thought for a while, and then said, "Two or three hundred." ”

Dr. Xu was shocked, and said in his heart, although there are many acupuncture points in the human body, there are 720 of them, but there are more than 300 commonly used acupuncture points, and you remember two or three hundred?

"So much? How long did it take you? Dr. Xu asked quietly, lightly.

"On the first day of the Lunar New Year, you gave me acupuncture, and I became interested, so I went to the library to borrow some medical books to read."

"What medical books are there?"

"There are "Shennong Baicao Sutra", "Difficult Sutra", "Zhongshu Sutra", "Pulse Sutra", "Yellow Emperor Acupuncture A and B Sutra", "Yellow Emperor Neijing Taisu", but I haven't finished reading it yet."

"What kind of acupuncture point is this?" Dr. Koh tapped with a silver needle and continued to use it.

"This is the Taichong acupoint you just mentioned, located on the dorsal side of the foot, in the depression before the junction of the first and second metatarsals, one of the important acupoints on the Yin and liver meridians of the human body, mainly for the treatment of headache, dizziness, hernia, menstrual irregularities, epilepsy, pediatric convulsions, epilepsy, hypochondria, abdominal distension, jaundice and other symptoms."

Dr. Xu: "......"

The order she just said is "Daling, Shenmen, Taichong, Zhifu", this time the first needle is too chong, it is the meaning of the test, but I didn't expect this young girl to still recognize it, not only recognized, but also said a lot of things, and they are all correct.

"What about here?" Dr. Xu's silver needle is not any of the acupuncture points mentioned before.

"This is the Rangu acupoint, out of the "Lingshu Ben Loss", also known as Longyuan, Ran Bone, belongs to the foot Shaoyin Kidney Meridian, Xing Acupoint. On the medial border of the foot, below the tuberosity of the navicular bone, red-white flesh. This acupuncture point can also treat menstrual irregularities, but it is not suitable for my condition. ”

"What about here?" Dr. Xu changed places and pointed to one of the acupuncture points on her hand.

"This is the ...... Shangyang Acupoint"

"Here!"

"Yangxi Cave ......"

"Here."

"Guan Chong Cave ......"

A magical scene was staged in the acupuncture room of the Hu Qing Yutang Famous Doctor Hall, no matter which acupuncture point the silver needle in Dr. Xu's hand was pointed at, Yang Xuejun could accurately identify it and tell its function.

It can be said that "click to read where", just like a point reader.

Doctor Xu pointed out more than 200 in one breath, among which there were only nine acupuncture points that were more out of the way, which Yang Xuejun couldn't recognize, and the others could be memorized!

"Doctor Xu, in addition, when you massaged my Qi Sea Acupoint just now, you also had seven more techniques than last time...... Yang Xuejun struck while the iron was hot, and said his understanding of the way of Chinese medicine on stilts.

Dr. Xu's eyes suddenly lit up, this kind of talent and talent, a proper genius of Chinese medicine!

"Wait a minute, don't go, let's have a meal together at noon and talk." Dr. Xu smiled with a smile.

"That's great, thank you, teacher!" Yang Xuejun immediately blessed his soul and exclaimed in surprise.

"I haven't said I'll take you as an apprentice!" Dr. Xu patted her angrily.

"If you don't accept me as an apprentice, why are you asking me to dinner? Is it because I'm pretty? Yang Xuejun grimaced whimsically. The heart said, if you were a man, I would still think like this, but an old grandmother, seeing her "outstanding" medical talent, what bad thoughts can she have?

She guessed right! Dr. Xu, a national-level famous Chinese medicine doctor, just moved the idea of accepting apprentices.

Since there were still patients next, Dr. Xu asked Yang Xuejun to wait on the side and did not let her out.

This is a ready-made teaching opportunity.

Then, the magical scene came again.

The patient waiting outside waited impatiently, and finally came in by himself, and then he was surprised to see that the patient who was in front of him before had somehow put on an old white coat and followed Dr. Xu. looks like a well-behaved little apprentice.

Dr. Xu gave himself acupuncture, and at the same time explained to the previous patient, I go, what kind of immortal operation is this?

This is to see a sick and become an apprentice?

This patient also had the intention of studying Chinese medicine and apprenticeship, but Dr. Xu ignored her.

"Doctor Xu, you really don't want to consider taking me as an apprentice?" The patient was not reconciled and asked.

Dr. Xu said, "It's not impossible to take you as an apprentice, the next time you come to acupuncture, tell me the names and functions of a hundred acupuncture points, and I will promise you." ”

I went, the patient was silent for a while, and said forget it, if you don't want to accept it, you won't accept it, what does it mean to be deliberately embarrassed?

Yang Xuejun covered his mouth and snickered on the side.

A hundred? It's a lowering of the requirements, right? I'm two or three hundred!

(End of chapter)