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Chapter 604: Wonderful Night at the Museum (Asking for a Monthly Pass!!)

"There is only one truth"

-- Conan, the most perverted detective in history, is a famous quote that is often on his lips.

The dean would wear the wrong shoes in a hurry, which meant that a man in men's shoes slept in the same bed with her.

The only remaining question was whose shoes she was wearing, which was a crucial question.

This is a convent, and it's not a Tokyo Cosplay Comic-Con, so who can wear men's shoes and play role-playing games.

The answer to this most profound question is self-evident, and there can be no second answer except for a man.

Lord Luo saw it, and shouted 'ha' at the moment. Pointing at Imelda's nose, her fingers trembling with excitement.

The lord has always been a personality that ignores and accounts for three points, but now he was pointed at by Dean Imelda and scolded for a long time. But under the gentle and silent persuasion of Shirmel Melia next to her, she could only swallow her anger. forcibly suppressed his anger and allowed the eighth woman to scold herself for a bloody dog.

Originally, he was going to regard this as a shame in his life.

But now Shirmel woke up with a word.

Lord Luo can be regarded as a reason

He was so excited that he couldn't speak.

He pointed at Imelda and said in a trembling voice, "Originally...... Originally, I thought that it would only be a little more beautiful than Sylmelia, a little intellectual, a little holy on the outside, and a little sullen on the inside...... Uh, bah, blah, will betray the Holy See. I didn't expect you to betray the Holy See like this......"

Shilmelia immediately reached out and squeezed his waist 'gently', and whispered: "The dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, what nonsense are you talking about"

Lorraine was excited, but she didn't care for a while, and continued to point at Imelda, shouting, "You actually ...... He secretly stole people into the monastery.

Not that this place is a convent of nuns after all. Isn't it a random place?

Doesn't it mean that it is unseemly to recruit men casually?

Didn't it say that once it got out, it made the reputation of the nuns' convent nowhere to put it?

Doesn't it mean that you have never been able to communicate with outsiders, let alone do strange things that are shameless?

aha

What else do you think you say?"

Imelda couldn't help but grit her back molars gently, you know, these words were just counted by the two of Lorraine, but now they were all returned by the rotten man of Lord Luo.

It was like choking on it, and it was extremely uncomfortable. Almost all of them are meant to make people crappy with internal injuries.

Her face was red and white, and it was extremely ugly.

Lord Luo looked at her brilliant face at this time, and immediately felt that he had let out a vicious breath.

He glanced sideways at Sylmelia, and secretly praised in his heart: if you don't rub sand in your eyes, you will choke people to death. It's really amazing, worthy of my daughter-in-law

Wahahahaha......

He was about to say more, but at this time, Shirmel Melia resolutely stopped him.

She stepped forward and whispered to everyone, "Everyone, I still have business to talk about with the lord. And it's getting late, so if there's nothing else to do, please go back and rest early. ”

That's a beautiful thing to say. It's like there was no menacing 'rape action' just now, but just everyone had a party together, and the guests were too unreasonable, which made the hostess unhappy and issued an eviction order.

Imelda also knew that she was making a fool of herself and was caught.

To know her situation, she is not as good as Lorraine

Anyway, when my people broke in, they were all 'regrettably' clothed. And when I wear other people's shoes, it is obvious that I have already gone through the process of 'not wearing clothes' that is 'full of leaks and fiery'.

She also squeezed out a smile on her stiff face at the moment, and said, "Okay, let's all go back." Today's events are related to the reputation of our monastery, so we must pay attention to secrecy. As for the rest...... Confidentiality is a top priority. Got it......"

She didn't finish her words, then turned around, took the first step, and walked out of the room.

The old and respectful nuns next to them couldn't help but look at each other for a while.

But they also heard the words of the abbot, as long as they could keep the secret, even if they did something strange, the abbot would not pursue it.

Everyone can tacitly have fun with each other, and then do those things that are very pornographic, violent, and rarely forbidden, a hundred times, a hundred times......

Just when everyone hesitated, Shilmelia raised her hand slightly, pointed to the door, and said in an absolutely non-negotiable tone: "Everyone, please"

The nuns looked at each other again, and then turned away in a gloomy manner.

The nuns in the back didn't know what had happened, and they were still confused.

When they saw that everyone here had turned to leave, they couldn't help jumping to their feet in a hurry and started talking.

"What's going on, what's going on?"

"What's going on?"

"You can't catch ...... yet"

"Wow, idol, ......" - this is still a nymphomaniac, ignore her.

“……”

At this time, the dormitory manager saw that the girls were chattering, and immediately roared angrily: "Go back to sleep for me, whoever is the last one, let me catch it." Wake up tomorrow morning at 5 o'clock and clean the toilet for me."

The nuns suddenly looked like hens frightened by a vicious wolf, and their faces changed dramatically for a moment, and they all picked up the corners of their skirts, scattered quickly, and ran away.

Seeing this, the nuns and guards also walked out of the room one after another.

It's just that when they went out, Lord Luo slapped each of them on the buttocks, and then twisted again.

If it's anything else, forget it, this big feud that has been molested, but it is a matter of men's honor and has a great impact.

Lord Luo must take revenge

And if conditions permit, he still has to make a special report from morning to night.

The nuns were shy and ashamed, and they were suddenly attacked, but they did not dare to scream, but only fled with their heads bowed and tails between their legs, and their faces flushed.

When Cillelia saw that Lorraine dared to play hooligan in front of a woman other than herself, as if she were blind, she was not angry at the moment, but looked at him with interest.

She watched the door be closed by the nuns outside, and then she raised her eyebrows slightly and said softly, "What's going on?"

Lorraine rubbed her fingers with a little aftertaste, it felt good

But then she realized that Sylmelia had knocked over the vinegar jar at this time, and hurriedly told the story a little.

When Schillea heard that Lord Luo came in, she was actually teased by a group of nuns, and instead of being angry, she leaned back and laughed.

She held her stomach and laughed, and said, "Dignified Lord Luo, actually ...... was actually molested and harassed. This...... Who believes it, hahaha......"

Lord Luo looked at her laughter and tears were about to flow out, and he couldn't help but itch his teeth with hatred, and immediately shouted angrily: "Laugh again, I warn you, if you laugh again, see if I harass you...... The seventh style of the eighteen palms of the dragon, the ...... of grabbing the chest dragon claw hand"

Hilmelia immediately let out a low exclamation, and then begged for mercy again and again......

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As the door slammed shut, the museum was plunged into darkness again.

Vera listened to the footsteps of the guards as they faded into the distance, and floated gently off the beams.

She didn't land, but flew directly to the front door, and through the crack in the door, she saw that there was indeed no one outside, so she flew back again.

With the dragon's unique night vision, she easily found Leo and Bai among the large number of exhibits, and saw that the two of them were extremely dedicated and still maintained a standard posture, so she rolled her eyes and said, "Okay, don't pretend, they are already gone." ”

Leo let out a long breath, then sat down on the floor, almost slumping on the floor.

He grinned and rubbed his arms and legs, and said, "I've been standing for too long, and I'm a little numb." ”

Bai fully played the role of a dog's leg, and barked in agreement with the side, constantly moving his long nose.

Vera couldn't help but roll her eyes wildly, folded her hands on her hips, and said, "You rascal, don't come here to fool around if you don't have the ability." Clumsy, just barely exposed......"

Bai Lishi's eyes dimmed for a moment, and he hung his head in frustration.

When Vera saw it, she couldn't help but feel a pain in her heart, and hurriedly changed her words: "White, I'm not saying that you're all Leo's bad, pull you to this place......"

At this time, Leo pursed his lips, stood up with a disapprehensive expression, and said, "Alright, alright, Vier, have you noticed that you look like a hen with a broken mouth?"

Although Vera was dressed in a white cover and black dress, a standard maid outfit, and a long skirt with whale baleen as a skeleton, after being stretched out, it was fluffy and wide, almost dragging to the ground. As soon as I took action, it did look a little like a hen.

But if you say it so directly, it's your fault.

Vera immediately widened her big watery eyes and was furious.

She stomped on the black patent leather shoes on her feet, crossed her waist with one hand, pointed to Leo's nose with the other, posed in a classic teapot shape, and said angrily: "You dead fat man, what are you talking about?

Leo was also furious, his hands were on his hips, glaring at Vera, his momentum was not weak at all, and he shouted: "Who is the dead fat man, you tell me clearly, I am not fat at all"

Wei stretched her hand to pinch Leo's pink face, and while pinching it, she said, "You still say that you are not fat, just the fat on this face is enough to make three catties of pig's head meat." ”

Leo screamed as he was pinched, and tears of pain were about to flow out.

He also had a fiery temper, and immediately retreated backwards and shouted, "The first style of the eighteen palms of the dragon descending, the chest dragon claw hand"

As he spoke, he sat down on his horse, stretched out his fat paws, and grabbed Vera at her chest.

The posture is extremely standard, and at a glance, you can see that you have worked hard, followed Lord Lorraine, and practiced diligently.

Seeing the two of them arguing, Bai hurriedly stepped forward and stretched out his long nose to separate the two.

But Leo refused to give up, and waved his fist at Vera very demonstratively.

Vera also snorted coldly, crossed her hands on her hips, and looked at him defiantly.

Seeing that the two of them were still very angry, they screamed in a low voice at the moment, and then stretched out their long noses and pointed to the exhibits in the museum.

Vera and Leo were stunned for a moment, and then turned their heads to look at each other.

The moon glides slowly across the sky, poking its head out from behind the thin clouds.

The bright light shines through the window and into the museum.

The countless treasures quietly radiated their brilliance under the moonlight.

It was dazzling and beautiful.

Like the stars in the night sky.

When the two saw this, they sighed softly: "This is really beautiful"

Leo looked at Vera for a moment, then continued, "Now ......"

Vera is also a star in both eyes, and said, "...... This qiē ......"

The two looked at each other, and then shouted in unison, "It's all ours."

As he spoke, the two of them rushed out like a whirlwind.

Seeing that the two of them were no longer fighting, Bai breathed a sigh of relief at the moment, and then stretched out his long nose to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead.

This economic downturn, it's not easy to do it to be a brother (note, inexplicable Lorraine: This is a brother for people, what does it have to do with the economy?)

This boss fights with people, and he has to be the first to rush forward with the bricks, and when he retreats, he has to be the last to go.

When the boss plays hooligan and flirts with girls, he also has to help on the side: My boss graduated from Claydon University in the United States and has obtained the internationally recognized level 4 or 6 hooligan certificate. It's a pile of 'good cow dung', if you don't believe it, you can plug it in and try it."

When collecting protection money, I also have to use a watermelon knife, draw a lot of 'hairtail' tattoos, and pose fiercely on the side. (You know, I like Crayon New and Pleasant Goat)

Looking back, it's the end of the month, and it's easy to give two salaries.

He didn't say that the economic crisis, international crude oil prices remained high, and as a result, the CPI rose sharply, and the domestic consumer market weakened...... In short, crackling, crackling, a whole bunch of dizzying brick house called beasts.

…… Then, the personal income tax threshold was lowered again, and the personal consumption tax rate was also raised. I have to deduct a few dozen more dollars.

Come on

You're not a Japanese melon, what kind of consumption tax are you doing?

That dead fat man, it's really black-hearted to the extreme

And when he fights with his own people, he still has to be a peacemaker in the middle, and he is muddy.

Is it worth it just to get such a small salary?

……

Bai was very self-pitying and looked down thinking about things, now his own situation, but he is just a migrant worker, at most, that is, the life of a miscellaneous brother in an office building. At the moment, I was very depressed for a while, and even my ears drooped.

At this time, I heard a familiar voice shouting angrily: "Bai, you dead fat man, what are you stunned there for, are you not going to ask for this month's salary?"

Bai looked up to the sky and sighed: Sure enough, here it is again. At every turn, he uses his salary to oppress people. That's the income of my labor

Hard-earned money from a part-time job

That's it, does this dead fat man have a conscience?

But it hurried up anyway. After all, he's the boss. You have to get your salary from him.

Vera made her way to the main entrance to the hall and found a purple crystal on it. This is the device that provides energy for the entire system of alarm spells.

"What did the teacher say then......" She tilted her head, stretched out her index finger, and gently pressed it on her white and pink cheeks, thought for a moment, then drew her wand, aimed at the crystal, and whispered a few words.

Immediately, an invisible force flew out of the staff.

Leo stared at the big black eyes widening beside him, surprised and worried. But he tilted his neck and looked at it for a long time, and the back of his neck was sore, but the crystal had not changed.

He couldn't help but turn his head to look at Vera in confusion, and said, "Is your spell working?"

As the voice of his voice vibrate, a soft 'click' was heard.

I saw that the crystal had cracked open, and it was covered with cobwebs that were visible to the naked eye.

"Cheng," the two of them couldn't help but cheer in unison.

Vera, Leo, and White immediately stretched out their hands and long noses, touched each other, and struck hard to celebrate, and then rolled up their sleeves and got to work

When Xiao He repaired the palace for Liu Sanbangzi, he engaged in image projects and repaired the palace very beautifully.

This made Liu San'er very displeased, and put forward an extremely strict criticism: Lao He, why are you so annoying, you have cultivated this so well, others are going to poke me in the back.

Xiao He said a word, justifying the name of the image project, and immediately let Liu San'er smile and accept it with a smile.

And from then on, everyone can justifiably engage in image engineering. I'm not afraid of those ordinary people arguing.

"The Son of Heaven takes the four seas as his home, and he is not magnificent and majestic"

This means that to be the boss, you must have a good image project.

It can't just be said, buddy, when I came out to mix, I had a watermelon knife in my left hand and a beer bottle in my right hand, and I was invincible all over the world. Weizhen Nanshan Nursing Home, Xiongba Beihai Kindergarten.

It's not enough to brag about it.13 You have to come up with a little bit of real material.

Let others take a look at it, and they will know: Wow, this product is indeed very rich and very good

For example, the big fat girl holding a torch in the rice country, and the iron tower in France that represents the strong male fertility. The pyramids of Egypt where the dried corpses were mummified.

Without these famous image projects, you are embarrassed to come out and say hello to people, saying, buddy, I am also a strong country

Belch...... Or rather, buddy, I used to be a strong country

The Vatican See is no exception.

In order to highlight the strength and achievements of the Holy See over the millennia, it has collected countless treasures from all over the world. All of them are on display in this large museum for people to visit.

Out of confidence and pride in the strength of the Holy See, they believed that within this holy city, the human abode of the God of Light, there was no holy place in the world where there was the slightest evil, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, no one dared to fight the idea of these treasures.

Even those who have eaten the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard must think of what a terrible result it will be to face the wrath of the Holy See once he takes these treasures—I am afraid that no matter how much the world is thirty times greater, there must be no place for him to put down a hand.

In addition, they have been peaceful for a long time, so although there are facilities such as alarms, they are not tightly guarded.

But they never imagined that these treasures would be robbed today

Vera, half of the Dragon's blood, is quite a money fan. Anything that sees light can't walk. She doesn't care about the laws of the world.

Plus Lorraine's elaborate teasing...... Uh, well-tuned. When she arrived in Baoshan, if she didn't get a vote hard, I believe she would not be able to sleep for the rest of her life

And Leo needless to say, this rogue newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. It's also a dog-and-dare character. Plus having a good dad. When the sky falls, other people's homes are also covered with quilts.

White, not to mention.

As a beast among beasts, and a stressful beast, does it care about the Holy See?

As a result, the interior of the Great Museum has been sacked in a catastrophic manner.

If it were more precise, it would have been......

A catastrophe of great significance

The two huge eyes on the statue of the Happy Prince, cut off

The staff used by the priest of the Word five hundred years ago, the diamond jewels embedded in it, were all cut off

Then throw the bare wooden staff aside

The sword used by the great King Arthur, which, if pulled out, would become the sword of the destined king of England. Because the gem on it is too firmly set, it cannot be taken off.

With great determination, they picked up the giant hammer of the Half-Beastmaster next to them, slammed it hard, and then easily removed the gem from the hilt of the sword and put it in their pockets.

Finally, he threw the sword away. That nonchalant attitude is like throwing a street-style advertisement.

……

Richard the Lionheart's tiara, remove the largest diamond on it, and throw it away. There are so many treasures that I can't keep busy. They have turned a blind eye to gemstones under five centimeters

The nine-diamond dragon gold cup used by Cato, a famous businessman who is rich in the sea......

Leo is now too big to hold. But he was reluctant to let it go.

He only thought about it for a moment, and then beckoned and called Bai decisively. Then let Bai stumble on it without hesitation.

Leo was happy to see that physics was just about being useful. All of a sudden, the size of that thing has shrunk a lot. It's a breeze to fit into that big pocket.