Soon, the prince and the left deputy Du Yushi were arrested and beaten.

To tell the truth, we Chinese have a twisting wisdom that no one can hope to match, and this can be proved.

Ming Dynasty specialty court staff, to put it bluntly, is spanking, with a stick beating, generally Jinyi Wei to execute, this group of people in this matter invented and created a new technology, in the long-term practice process, they found that the initial velocity is fast, when it arrives at the meat, it suddenly slows down, it looks like it is beaten hard, in fact, there is no internal injury, a stick goes down, the skin opens the flesh, but the smear, the day can go to the ground. And if the muzzle velocity is fast, hit the meat

When you go up, if you don't deliberately slow down, it will cause internal injuries, and the most ingenious thing is that it doesn't look like a big deal on the outside, but it is guaranteed that you can't get out of bed for ten days and half a month, if Jinyiwei has a grudge against you, he can kill you on the spot.

Why study this? Make money, if the family gives money, you can play at will, and if you don't give money at home, you will play seriously, in short, how much money you have.

Later, Emperor Wanli discovered a problem, the people he wanted to kill were often not killed, and they would be alive and kicking in a few days, while the people he wanted to scare and scare, or had to beat, were accidentally killed and disabled. Later, after in-depth research, he finally understood the trick. Emperor Wanli is so smart, since you have such a good technique, then use it for me for free, so the court staff personally arranged by Emperor Wanli will add a few words, beat, fight, and fight with heart.

The meaning is clear, "hit." "It's just a casual fight," he said. "It's how to fight, how to fight," he said. "It's to fight to the death.

Jinyiwei's method of making money has become Wanli's free skill, and I have to say that such an emperor's subordinates are too difficult to do.

So you saw that Ran Xing gave fifteen canes, and he had to lie on his stomach when he slept at night, and Zhu Yiling had twenty canes, and he could run on the ground when he went home that night.

In fact, Zhu Yiling is nothing more than eating and drinking, causing some trivial things, harmless, Wanli is too lazy to clean him up, and no matter what, his surname is Zhu, and he is also his cousin, which means it, and this Ran Xingrang is particularly annoying to Wanli, Shanxi will stay good, I don't care what you do with the money, I have to go back to Beijing to block me, if it weren't for the princess's flesh and blood, I would have investigated you a long time ago, so, if you caused such a big deal today, I have to give you a real fight?

Ran Xingrang, who was beaten with a stick, was carried home, not only his butt bloomed, but he also lost face, and in public, he was stripped of his pants, and the whole audience visited his white buttocks.

Ran Xing let the cry of pain lying on the bed, the louder voice than him was Princess Shouyang, seeing that her father-in-law was beaten like this, Princess Shouyang, who was already in her thirties, completely became the aunt at the entrance of the village, sitting on the ground looking for death and crying, shouting, I don't live anymore, the face of the old Zhu family is lost, and the dignified horse is bullied by a general soldier.

It stands to reason that in her own home, there is no need to put on a show, but her serving mother-in-law is also Wanli's nurse He Ma, who grew up with Wanli since she was a child, and later when she got older, the work in the palace was too hard, Wanli gave her to her sister's house, in fact, it was for her to support the elderly, but after all, it was a flesh-and-blood relationship, Wanli still often thought about her, so she often called her into the palace to chat, so today the princess performed this play at home, which was for He Ma.

In today's court, dozens of officials on both sides stood with their hands down, and Xiao Xifei stood in the middle and bowed to the stage.

On the dragon chair, it was the Wanli Emperor who was sitting in danger.

Wanli said in a very solemn tone: "Toyotomi Hideyoshi's daimyo is a heroic man in the world, I have heard of it for a long time, but Goryeo is my Ming vassal, and the people are my flesh and blood, and the misunderstanding between you and the Korean Li clan has been relieved, and I order you to restore Toyotomi Hideyoshi's name, and I am willing to make friends with the daimyo forever, non-aggression, and the matter of paying tribute will be discussed in the future." When you return Prince Lee immediately, withdraw from Korea, and promise never to do it again, I will not investigate it further.

Before coming to China, Governor Konishi had already explained to Konishi Fei that the Ming Dynasty had accepted the eight conditions of the Japanese side, and this time he came to the Ming Dynasty to take the Ming Emperor's document admitting the cession of Korea. But now the more Xifei listens, the more confused he becomes, isn't it said that he will marry the princess, cut the land, open the port, and detain the prince? It's all gone?

In fact, Chu Fan knows best why Wanli wants to negotiate with Cibo Kingdom, he really can't move, it's too expensive, so he thought about it before he came, even if he doesn't marry a princess and doesn't cut the land, why don't you trade with others, so let people pay tribute? Anyway, agree to the seizure of the Korean prince by the second wave country, and there is no loss, and the prince is not your son. I never thought that Wanli would be such a negotiation method today, talking at all, and directly setting the tone.

If you have feelings, you can just say it directly: Get out of North Korea with a cover, and it's over?

In fact, Li Rusong is to blame for this, in order to invite merit and reward for the emperor, every time he plays a battle report, he has to exaggerate the battle record as much as possible, and Chu Fan said that he is multi-god, which makes Emperor Wanli have blind self-confidence, thinking that the people of Cibo are no longer able to fight back, so he is extremely tough when he speaks today.

But you can't fight anymore, it's also your Mr. Wanli himself who said that you have no money.

Hearing Wanli say this, Chu Fan couldn't sit still, because Liu Dali agreed to the eight conditions of Cibo Kingdom, he knew that if Xiao Xifei was all shaken and bargained with Wanli, he Chu Fan couldn't eat and walked around.

But to Chu Fan's surprise, Xiao Xifei actually agreed.

The reason why I agreed was because Konishi Fei was the person of President Konishi, and the matter of this negotiation was that President Konishi was responsible, and things were done like this, and he returned to the country and said eight conditions, but they only agreed to the withdrawal of troops from the country of the second wave, and did not agree to anything else, and President Konishi was not ashamed to be thrown to his grandmother's house?

And after all, he is on the territory of the Ming Dynasty, if he bites eight more conditions, he provokes the emperor, he doesn't know how he died, and he squatted in prison last night, these facts tell Xiao Xifei that the Ming Dynasty is very dangerous.

Whatever? I agreed first, and then I will talk about it when I go back to Poland.

Hearing Xiao Xifei's promise, Wanli is Longyan Dayue, and rewarded Xiao Xifei with a pair of golden horses on the spot.

Xiao Xifei is a smart person, anyway, he has already lied, so he simply did it to the end, followed by another praise for the Ming Dynasty, what is the Heavenly Empire, admired for a long time, the emperor is mighty, Chu Fan is a god general, what is good to hear, in short, it is a thousand wears, and the sycophants are not worn.

In fact, to put it bluntly, the root of this matter lies in the two people, President Konishi and Chu Fan, one really can't fight, and the other really doesn't want to fight, so with the help of Shen Weijing's big flicker, the two of them have a very tacit understanding and insist on matching this negotiation, and both sides hide the true attitude and requirements of their bosses, so there is today's scene.

But the story has come to this point, what to do? Keep fooling around.

Xiao Xifei retreated with a thank-you gift, and when the ministers dispersed, Wanli stopped Chu Fan.

"Smack." An envelope with a secret note written on it was still at Chu Fan's feet by Wanli.

"Chu Fan, are you guilty?"

This is not the Admiral of the Nine Gates, Chu Fan knelt down and shouted: "The minister is guilty, and the minister is dead." ”

Wanli smiled: "Tell me, what are your crimes?" ”

Chu Fan was so witty, he knew that it was not a big deal when he heard it, his head turned, and he kowtowed: "When I was a child, I poured boiling water into the ant's nest and stuffed a bird's nest in someone else's chimney. ”

"None?"

"It's gone."

"It's you who asked Governor Konishi to bring the money and grain he stole in North Korea back to the country of Cibo, right?"

"You robbed thousands of stones of grain and tens of thousands of taels of silver in Wangjing, and concealed it from the imperial court, right?"

Chu Fan knew that he couldn't hide this, so he hurriedly kowtowed: "The emperor knows everything, and Weichen should die." ”

Who knows it's not over yet, Wanli continued: "You think it's over? ”

"Ah, and?" Chu Fan really couldn't think of anything else he had done.

"Fancy dresses, don't dress according to the rules, and open clothing stores, selling fancy clothes everywhere? Are you not? ”

"Nepotism, casually promote close to you as deputy generals, staff generals, battalion commanders, and secretaries, aren't you?"

"Doing business in violation of regulations, opening stores in Liaodong and Beijing to make money, and using relationships to solicit customers in stores, are you?"

"For private use, send your subordinates to your hotel as a lobby, aren't you?"

"Don't follow the etiquette system, and Zhang Yutong, the daughter of Zhang Bianxiu, did not perform the courtesy of matchmaking, privately agreed for life, and gave birth to a daughter, don't you?"

"You are unfilial, you take leave and return to your hometown, but you don't go to visit your parents, but go to the capital to do errands, aren't you?"

"Fake biography, you are in the capital, but you ordered someone to pretend to engrave a name seal, and write a book for you in Liaodong to impeach Zhang Siwei, are you?"

"Bullying the monarch, concealing the imperial court, and sending Shen Weijing and two foreign weapon coaches to negotiate with the imperial court on behalf of the imperial court, are you?"

A series of you don't, Chu Fan's legs trembled, and his hands were numb, the ancients were really powerful, the whole ten major sins, sorted out clearly, clearly. If you say that the first two are indeed selfish, it is reasonable to say that the latter eight articles are simply unwarranted, and I don't think it is a thing, but in the Ming Dynasty, it has become a big crime when it is linked to benevolence, righteousness and etiquette.

Chu Fan is in a cold sweat at the moment, this is fortunate that he has also made some military exploits and contributed to the peace talks, the emperor looks at himself differently, otherwise, which one of these is not enough for him to drink a pot? "Wechen deserves to die, Wechen deserves to die, please ask the emperor to condemn the crime, it's not a pity for Weichen to die, it's not a pity to die ten times."

How many years of history has Chu Fan read, can he see through this? If the emperor really does you, he still needs to whisper these things to you? Since you said it, it proves that it's okay, and it's right to ask for guilt, just like Li Rusong sent Li Rubai to his home after beating him and asked him to deal with it, a reason, admit your guilt first, so that you can't deal with it.

So, licking his face and asking the emperor with a smile: "Although it is not a pity for Weichen to die, Weichen guesses that this recital was played by Li Rubai." ”

Wanli laughed: "Is he so stupid? But I guess there is someone else behind this, why did you offend Li Rubai? ”

How so? can't say it, if you say it, Li Rubai will definitely die, and Li Rusong will inevitably break with himself.

Since you can't say it, let's avoid the important and light.

Saying that he once injured Li Rubai by mistake, and despised Li Rubai Yunyun at work, it was nonsense anyway.

"If you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world? Wipe your own ass clean from now on, and don't trouble me. ”

"Yes."

In fact, Wanli knows very well that what Chu Fan has done, except for making a little money for himself, is all about the war and the country's righteousness, but it is just a bit unscrupulous.

So I didn't take it too seriously, and threw it into the trash, what should I do, I can't see it.

"By the way, you're a winemaker."

"Wine shop."

"Oh, yes, what's the name of the wine shop?"

"Soho."

"Did you hear it was fun?"

"Would you like to have fun?"

"Inconvenient, right? Recognizable? ”

"It's okay, you won't be allowed to enter above the fifth grade, and your relatives won't be allowed to enter, so no one will know you."

Before leaving, Chu Fan winked his left eye at Wanli and whispered, "I'll pick you up at night." ”

According to the etiquette system, every afternoon the emperor has to go to the queen mother to ask for peace, and when he came out of the queen mother, he saw Gao Huai, the chief eunuch, standing at the gate of the East Fifth Institute, waiting for Wanli.

"Your Majesty, Chu Fan is here."

Wanli walked quickly to the study, and Chu Fan was already waiting at the door.

"Your Majesty, I have to wronged you, change your clothes."

Of course this Wanli understands, you can't wear a yellow robe to go to a nightclub, right?

"Your Majesty, Weichen suggested that only Gao Huai should be taken with him, and the rest of the people should not go."

"Just one person?" Wanli is still a little surprised.

After all, Chu Fan is not a minister, let alone a relative of the emperor, and I Wanli and you have always been just playing and commenting, are you very familiar with me? Dare me to take only one eunuch out? What if you want to harm me?

But after thinking about Chu Fan's style of acting, Wanli still agreed, after all, with Wanli's means, with the reconnaissance ability of the East Factory and the West Factory and Jin Yiwei, Chu Fan, who made him interested, knew everything about what he usually did and who he came into contact with.

In his opinion, except for Chu Fan's boldness, casual style, and strange behavior, there is really no big problem with him, and he has no intersection with any group in the imperial court, only an old man is the editor of the Hanlin Academy, but he has never been in touch, which may be another important reason why Wanli wants to use him.

Wanli still trusts Chu Fan, and dares to go out with him with only half a man, which is equivalent to handing over his life to Chu Fan.

Today, Soho does not receive any officials, because today's event is called "Yingmen Night". Only military attaches and soldiers below the fifth grade of the troops stationed in Beijing are accepted, and the whole audience is half price. So even if there were no gentry, wealthy businessmen and bureaucrats at all levels, the scene was still very lively.

In the Ming Dynasty, the military generals were generally not of high rank and low salary, not to mention the soldiers, they had long heard that Soho was very fun, but they usually did not dare to come, it was still too luxurious for them.

Chang Sanye sat in the first row in front of the left, shaking the folding fan, with nothing in his eyes.

"Chang Sanye." It is a crooked name given by Chu Fan to the emperor, which is dedicated to Soho.

Although Chu Fan's white wine, red wine and beer, Wanli has already sent someone to buy and taste it, but the barbecue and hot pot are the first time to taste, Wanli is used to eating the regular meals in the palace, and today when I eat these heavy flavors, it is like opening the door to a new world, and with red wine and beer, this enjoyment simply shocked Mr. Zhu Yijun, of course, the more shocking is still to come.

When Wanli Emperor Zhu Yijun was eighteen years old, he once got drunk and beat a eunuch. However, because Mr. Zhang Juzheng disciplined him very strictly, he not only gave him a lesson, but also forced him to write "The crime is clear." ”。

Since then, although Wanli loves to drink, but in the palace, he no longer dares to drink, and although Zhang Juzheng died, he still only dared to drink quietly two sips in the palace, and never dared to let go of drinking. Because he knew that he had drunk wine, the drinking style was not good, and he was easy to cause trouble, and he beat people in the palace again, which was unseemly.

Today, it's an open day, so I and all the beauties, pushing cups and changing lamps, singing and dancing, and having a good time, today's emperor is very different from an emperor, hooking up with Chu Fan, calling him a brother. "Chu Fan, do you know how long it has been since I've been so relaxed?"

Chu Fan covered Wanli's mouth: "Shhh ”

"Oh, me, I haven't been this happy in a long time."

"Third Master Chang, I don't know what to ask, I don't know whether to ask or not."

"But it doesn't hurt to say, today we are friends."

Chu Fan was close to Wanli's ear: "Your Majesty, why did you say that the envoy of the Cibo Kingdom came, and you didn't discuss it with others, and just said it to death?" ”

"How can the king of a country negotiate with them? Naturally, I need to have my majesty. ”

"Then aren't you afraid of another fight?"

Wanli picked up the wine, took a sip and said: "I'm afraid, how can I not be afraid, we can't afford to fight, you know that I am a poor emperor." ”

"yes, you didn't let us continue to fight."

Wanli squinted his eyes and smiled: "That can't be compromised, you will understand in the future." ”

But isn't it, his predecessors Emperor Xiaozong, Emperor Wuzong, and Emperor Muzong were either unreliable, or died early, and the country was almost defeated in the hands of those big traitors and eunuchs. As a result, it was easy to save some money, and Li Rusong and Chu Fan spent a lot of money in North Korea for more than a year, and there was not much money left.

In fact, it's not that people with bad drinking habits have to go crazy every time, but to release the depression in their hearts through alcohol, now that Mr. Zhang is dead, the queen mother basically doesn't care about the affairs of the government, except for a little lack of money, everything else is fine, so Wanli got drunk in the end, except for excitement, he didn't go crazy, but Chu Fan went crazy.

I don't know if there is a strong spiritual power in the royal bloodline, the history books say at every turn that this emperor only sleeps two hours a day, and that emperor gets up at four o'clock every day, and today, the Wanli Emperor, drank almost all night, and did not stop, until all the guests have gone.