What kind of image should the pig-headed monster be?

In everyone's conventional impression, this stupid and lazy dark creature should be a big drooling pig's head, wrapped in tattered bark, not bathing once for more than ten years, and exuding an unpleasant stench all over its body...... Like, this pig-headed monster tribe in front of you.

However, at this moment, amid the cheers of the pig-headed monsters, there was a strange pig-headed monster that completely subverted everyone's impression, carried by six relatively strong pig-headed monsters, and slowly appeared on the scene.

Not at all like its kind, this swarthy fat pig-headed monster sat on a tattered bed with its head held high, with a very thick alchemy book between its left hoof, and its right hoof toe held high and high, and a golden hat on its head, very high, high enough to fit itself in.

Whether it was the pirates in the middle of the river, or Lin Taiping who was observing from behind, they couldn't help but wipe their eyes vigorously, so what, are we hallucinating?

It turns out that none of this qiē is an illusion!

Amid the cheers and music of the pig-headed monsters, the pig-headed monster in the golden high hat held its head high and looked at the pirates with a gaze full of contempt, like a giant overlooking a flock of ants: "Well, you stupid, savage, rude, and backward creatures dare to disturb my great and evil scientific reality, it is simply unforgivable!"

A group of pirates were completely stupid when they heard this, and the strong man with the scar who led the team almost threw away the battle axe, and was stunned for a long time before his eyes straightened and said, "You...... You are ......"

"I don't even know me?" "The pig-headed monster patriarch snorted coldly, pushed the golden high hat that was about to fall off, and held the alchemy book with a triumphant face, "Hear clearly, I am the greatest evil alchemist in the history of the pig-headed monster tribe, with superior wisdom comparable to the gods, and it is easy to destroy the whole world - Pig Instein!"

Bang. At least a dozen pirates stumbled and fell, the gods are above, have we heard it wrong, since when did the pig-headed monster, who was so stupid that he couldn't even distinguish between the south, east, and west, actually dared to claim to be an alchemist, and it was the kind of evil and dark who wanted to destroy the miè world?

"Oh roar, are you scared and shocked?" Seeing the strange reaction of the pirates, Instein became even more arrogant, and immediately waved his hooves with majesty on his face. "Stupid human, don't hurry up and get down on your knees and beg for my forgiveness, I swear with my smartest and most evil head in the world, if you don't kneel in three seconds, I'll make you all ......"

Die for me!, the ghost was in the mood to listen to a pig-headed monster's nonsense, and the pirates who had come back to their senses looked at each other, and suddenly they all howled sharply and fiercely rushed forward.

"Stupid! stupid!" Ignoring the threat completely, Instein shook his head slightly. Looking at the pirates with that compassionate gaze, "Well, if that's the case, I'll let you fools with an IQ of no more than sixty." See my great and wicked invention—"

Before the words fell, along with the alchemy book it held high, a large group of pig-headed monsters suddenly chirped and screamed, and out of nowhere conjured a small black iron ball. Throw it high with all your might.

Boom! Hundreds of iron balls in the air suddenly exploded, and the pale green viscous liquid splattered in all directions, covering almost the entire riverbank. The dozens of pirates who rushed to the front didn't have time to rein in their feet, so they rushed into the green slime in a daze.

Damn, what is this thing?

In an instant, the pirates suddenly found themselves glued to the ground, and no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't take a step forward, not even lift their feet.

"Tremble, tremble with admiration before my great evil inventions. Pig Instein looked up to the sky with a triumphant smile, then raised the alchemy book again, and waved it confidently, "This is just the beginning, open my eyes to see clearly, and then my latest invention of the magic musket burst." ”

The moment they heard the word magic musket, the pirates' faces turned green.

But it was useless to say anything, dozens of hog-headed monsters turned around and ran into the bushes, and by the time they came out again, each guy had an extra black metal pipe in his hand...... There was no formation, no commands, they were haphazardly reloading the shards of the crystals, and then scrambled to pull the trigger.

Bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang

After a burst of shots, amid the screams of the pirates, a gray-brown fog rose into the air, enveloping the entire riverbank, and it was impossible to see the scene from two or three meters away.

In fact, even Instein himself was choked and coughed, but that didn't stop him from laughing triumphantly, "Oh roar, you idiots with an IQ of no more than sixty are simply ...... in front of me, the smartest brain in the world It's just ...... Huh?"

As the smoke gradually cleared, after seeing the scene on the other side, the originally complacent pig Instein's face was suddenly sluggish, his smile was frozen and trembling, and the fat pig's head was so red that it was about to smoke.

Yes, they were obviously hit by a volley of muskets, but none of the hundreds of pirates fell, in fact, even they themselves were in disbelief, their faces were dazed, looking at the dense lead bullets embedded in the leather armor, it is no exaggeration to say that the power of these lead bullets is so weak that even if they shoot directly into the skin, it seems to be tickling.

"How could it be? how could this be?" a large group of pig-headed monsters were still stupidly holding their muskets, and Pig Instein opened his mouth wide in amazement, and suddenly screamed hysterically, "This is impossible, this is impossible, how can my great invention be wrong, I obviously do everything according to the alchemy book." ”

Screaming angrily and frightened, it directly opened the thick alchemy book, trembling and flipping through: "That's right, the manufacturing process is very correct, the formula is also correct, the whole step is perfect, even the barrel has passed through the ......"

The ghost knew what it was talking nonsense, and the pirates who reacted had already launched a counterattack, except for the dozens of unlucky ghosts in front of them who were stuck in slime, the rest of the pirates all landed on the riverbank. Fiercely rushed forward.

Just one charge, and before the pirates could even get closer, the trembling hog-headed monsters completely collapsed, dropping their tattered weapons, holding the pig's head and screaming and fleeing, some burrowing straight into the bushes, some stupidly rushing into the pirate horde and throwing themselves into the net, and a few geniuses actually dug a hole there, intending to bury themselves in it......

"Come back, come back. Give me back!" Instein stood on the bed board and jumped desperately, the pig's head flushed and angrily brandished the alchemy book, "You cowards, you are actually afraid of those fools whose IQ is no more than sixty, with my great invention, what is there to be afraid of......"

Before he could finish speaking, even the six strong pig-headed monsters carrying the bed board fled, and Instein the pig screamed and fell to the ground, though covered in mud wolves. But while holding the golden high hat on his head, he was holding a very heavy alchemy book, and turned around and fled surrounded by dozens of pig-headed monsters.

This turned out to be a stupid approach. The golden hat was like a firefly in the night, so conspicuous that people could see it clearly from a distance of several hundred meters, so in less than a moment, Instein was followed by a large group of vicious pirates. It was so tearful and frightened that it chased it.

In the bushes in the distance, the onlookers were speechless, and Tulu couldn't help but roll his bull's eyes desperately: "You moo." I swear with my beloved horns and four stomachs that I will never go into battle with a pig-headed monster in my life, and that is no different from killing myself. ”

"Not necessarily, maybe you'll have to work with them soon. Lin Taiping touched his chin with a smile and looked at the battlefield on the other side that had fallen into chaos, "Okay, now it's our turn to appear, don't ask me why, all in all, we have to save these pig-headed monsters!"

Are you kidding?Tulu let out a convulsive wail on his face, but Lin Taiping obviously didn't intend to give it a chance to complain, so he kicked it out of the bushes directly: "Go, brave Minotaur boy, go conquer the world and save the pig-headed monster!"

I'm not a teenager!" Tulu roared angrily, picked up a large tree with the thickness of a bowl, and ran away with a roar, rushing directly into the raging Tamsui River, bringing up a large scattered splashing water.

This ferocious momentum immediately attracted the attention of those pirates on the other side, and dozens of pirates turned their heads in surprise, and retreated with a distorted exclamation: "Damn, why is there a ...... here?"

Boom! Answering them was the thick trunk of the tree that swept towards them, and Turu rushed into the crowd of pirates as if venting his anger, waving his falling scimitar in all directions, and with a furious roar of bull's eyes flushed, he unleashed the whirlwind slash he had recently learned.

The pitch-black air waves, with it as the core, rose out of thin air, turning into dozens of whistling tornadoes and hurricanes, sweeping wildly around, and the terrifying impact force generated by the hurricane engulfed all the surrounding pirates, and in just an instant, more than a dozen pirates were crushed into flesh and blood.

Damn it, the frightened pirates retreated, and the scarred man who was chasing Instein turned his head angrily and roared, "Fool, what are you afraid of, it's just ......"

Boom! This time, it was a whizzing and smashing magic crystal cannonball that answered them!

The magic crystal cannonballs that fell from the sky bombarded the dense group of pirates, the black mudslide rolled into the air, and under the impact of the overwhelming air waves, dozens of pirates screamed and flew out upside down, spurting blood and breaking ribs, and they were already unconscious before they landed.

But this was only the beginning, Christine brandished the magic crystal cannon, like a heavy bulldozer rushing wildly, her long red hair flying in the wind, and the pitch-black magic crystal cannon swept wildly, with the strength of one person, nearly a hundred pirates were overwhelmed.

Finally realizing that something was wrong, the strong man with the scar couldn't bear to curse, and directly abandoned the pig Instein, who was close at hand, raised the huge black battle axe, and turned over viciously and pounced.

Shrouded in bright red blood, his body made a piercing rattle and swelled dramatically at a speed visible to the naked eye, a berserker's unique rage.

"Damn bastard, I'm going to let you know that it's a ...... to anger a berserker Huh?" (To be continued......)

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