Chapter 4: Shit
At this time, Jiang Hai took out two leaves of the same size from under the table, spread out the two leaves separately, and then carefully put two pink candies, and said: "See, this is a candy bought back from the Imperial City, very sweet, very sweet, now you and I have one!"
Jiang Baiyu glanced at it, the candy was indeed no problem, nodded, and prepared to take it.
Jiang Hai suddenly stopped, and a sneer flashed in his eyes: "Don't worry, what's the point of eating like this?" These two leaves are also very precious fragrant leaves, and they are very fragrant to eat with candy. As he spoke, Jiang Hai rolled up the two leaves and the candy into two cylinders, and the candy was placed inside.
"Okay, I'll count one, two, three, how about we eat together?" Jiang Hai put Jiang Baiyu's share in front of him, and his own share in front of him, jokingly abused.
Jiang Baiyu nodded stupidly, and said with a smile: "Okay, eat together, count to three and eat together." ”
Jiang Hai pursed his lips disdainfully, idiot, but there was a vicious smile in his eyes, and he began to count: "One...... Two...... Ah, look, there's a big bird in the sky!"
Jiang Baiyu subconsciously looked up at the sky, there was nothing.
When he was looking at the sky, Jiang Haixun replaced the leaf bag candy in front of Jiang Baiyu with another leaf bag prepared in advance, what was inside, only Jiang Hai himself knew, but judging from the faint smell, it should be a small piece of dog shit, but this leaf has a strong fragrance and covers the smell, so it is not easy to smell.
Jiang Baiyu lowered his head and said suspiciously: "No." ”
Jiang Hai scratched his head embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I read it wrong." ”
"Oh......" Jiang Baiyu nodded blankly, suddenly, his pupils shrank, and he looked behind Jiang Hai in fear: "Ah! Father, why are you here?"
Jiang Hai turned back in horror, but there was no one behind him, only an adult passing by the door.
And when he turned around, Jiang Baiyu had already exchanged the leaf bags in front of them.
"Who is your father?" Jiang Hai glared at him.
Jiang Baiyu said embarrassedly: "It seems that I recognized the wrong person." ”
"Hmph! Idiot! Even my father can admit his mistake!" Jiang Hai snorted disdainfully, and then said, "Okay, let's do it again." ”
"One, two, three, eat!" Jiang Hai shouted, staring at Jiang Baiyu and stuffing the leaf bag into his mouth, before he finally didn't hide his playfulness, and laughed: "Haha, idiot, laughed at me, I actually ate it!"
Jiang Baiyu pretended to be an idiot, chewed it a few times, enjoyed it, and said with a smile: "Well, it's very sweet, very sweet." ”
"Wow haha! Did you hear me, did you hear me! He ate a lump of shit and said that shit was sweet! What an idiot! Oh no, it amused me! Laughing made my stomach hurt. Jiang Hai laughed heartily, laughing incomparably sadly, although Jiang Baiyu was the son of the patriarch, who made him an idiot! As long as he had a few words of warning as usual, he would not dare to complain to the patriarch.
Jiang Baiyu said blankly: "It's really sweet." ”
Hearing this, Jiang Hai laughed even more, and he didn't stop laughing until his stomach cramped: "Haha...... Okay, okay, stop laughing, idiot, idiot, why are you so funny?
Jiang Hai shook the leaf bag in his hand playfully, stuffed it into his mouth triumphantly, and then chewed it and said with a smile: "This is the real candy, the real delicious...... Belch...... Vomit~~"
Jiang Hai's expression stiffened, and he bit through the leaf bag, a sky-high fishy smell, as well as bitterness, and the disgusting soft taste, made Jiang Hai immediately think of what he was eating, that is...... Shit! real shit!
"Hey, Jiang Hai, why do you vomit when you eat candy? Hey, what are you going to vomit out? Why do you look like dog shit? Oh my God, do you like to eat dog shit?" Jiang Baiyu made a fuss as if he was an idiot.
Jiang Hai, who vomited halfway, suddenly hesitated, if he really vomited, then wouldn't everyone else know that he had eaten dog shit just now, and it would not become a joke in the clan! And as long as he eats it now, only this idiot will know, and if he warns him afterwards, it will not be spread out.
"What nonsense, I'm eating candy!" Jiang Hai shouted disgusting shit in his mouth and glared at Jiang Baiyu.
Therefore, Jiang Hai endured the nausea, endured the anger, endured the questions in his head, obviously I was transferred, why did the shit come to my side? At this moment, he forcibly endured a qiē, and swallowed back the shit that had vomited to his mouth in annoyance, and a humiliating anger lingered in his heart!
It's all this idiot! Why didn't he eat the shit? Why did he let me eat it?
Some people are like this, they obviously harm others and themselves, but they put the responsibility on the heads of others.
Jiang Baiyu said stupidly: "How is it, is it sweet?
Jiang Hai's face was as black as ink, and he tried his best to pretend that he had eaten sugar, endured the smell of in his mouth, and said with a stiff smile: "It's sweet, it's delicious, I like it!"
As he spoke, the shit between his teeth fell on his tongue, and he had to swallow it again! Jiang Hai felt disgusted all over his body, and with annoyance, a strong viciousness lingered in his mind, and he said angrily: "Come again! Let's play another game! A more exciting game!"
Jiang Baiyu sighed secretly, haven't you learned enough lessons? Since you don't change your stubborn nature and want to learn a deeper lesson, then I'll accompany you again.
This time, in order to avenge the revenge of one arrow, Jiang Hai did not hesitate, carefully took out a packet of medicinal powder from his pocket, spread it in the palm of his hand, and had a seductive smile on his face: "Do you know what this is? It is the sweet powder brought by the Imperial City, as long as you take a bite, it will be very sweet, I will give you a free taste, how about it?"
Jiang Baiyu didn't care much about it, but when he looked at it, there was a chill in his eyes!
What kind of sweet powder is this? It's a highly poisonous pomegranate powder! In the ingredients, there is indeed a sweet taste, but if anyone takes a bite, it will basically end up being quadriplegic! And if it is blown into the eyes, it will definitely be blind!
Previously, Jiang Baiyu felt that Jiang Hai would not viciously blind the eyes of a little girl of the clan, but now, he actually lured Jiang Baiyu to eat this highly poisonous thing! Once Jiang Baiyu eats it, Jiang Hai can immediately repeat the old trick, it is Jiang Baiyu himself who wants to eat, and it has nothing to do with him!
Jiang Hai's viciousness, even adults may not be as deep as him!
If Jiang Baiyu was really an idiot, maybe he would really become a cripple today, but unfortunately, he wasn't!
"Oh, is it?" Jiang Baiyu walked over, as if he wanted to taste it, but in fact he planned to lean over and slap Jiang Hai hard, and wake him up with a slap, he has been so vicious since he was a child, and sooner or later he will harm others and himself.
However, before Jiang Baiyu could walk over, a rapid demonic wind suddenly blew from the alley, and the wind blew the medicinal powder in Jiang Hai's hand violently, and spread his face impartially...... He also sprinkled his eyes!
"Ah!!my eyes!" This kind of poisonous powder is made when it encounters blood, people's eyes are full of bloodshots, and it is strange that the medicine powder is not made, suddenly, Jiang Hai covered his eyes, and let out a painful roar, only to see that under his hands, the blood in his eyes came out like a spring, flowing out along the cracks of his fingers, and the scene was very bloody.
Jiang Baiyu was slightly stunned, he was just about to teach him a lesson, so as not to harm others and himself in the future, but this retribution came too quickly!
Two months ago, he used this poison powder to blind the eyes of a little girl of his tribe.
Today, two months later, he used the same poison powder to try to poison people to mutilate, but this time it was indeed karma, and he poisoned his own eyes!
The first time he blinded a girl with poison powder, the Great Elder did not punish him and let him be vigilant, but sheltered him, making him feel that it didn't matter if he made a big mistake in time, so it caused today's bitter fruit, it can be said that it was the Great Elder's favor that blinded his eyes.
Although Jiang Hai suffered on his own, Jiang Baiyu was not idle, and said to the three overwhelmed children: "You guys are watching here, I'll call the elders." ”
Jiang Baiyu took a step forward, however, an extremely angry roar came: "Ah! you blinded my brother's eyes! I will kill you!"
A dangerous warning suddenly appeared in Jiang Baiyu's mind, this was the keen perception he had gained in tens of millions of kills, and when there was danger, he could feel it in advance.
Saying that it was too late, Jiang Baiyu stretched his left foot forward by one foot, and his right foot followed by one foot in front of him, keeping his upper body different, only two feet were walking alternately, looking as funny as a duck walking, but if he looked closely, every step was extremely smooth, making this seemingly slow pace become extremely fast, and he could avoid danger.
This is not a mystical skill, but a step that Jiang Baiyu realized in a long period of close combat, called Treading the Waves and Chasing the Wind Step, which can quickly get close to the enemy, can also quickly get rid of the enemy, and can also quickly avoid some urgent dangers, such as this one danger.
Jiang Baiyu looked back, there was a swarthy spear standing where he was standing just now, Sen Ran's spear was silently nailed to the ground, and the granite ground cracked like a spider web. If it weren't for Jiang Baiyu's alertness, he would have died with a spear piercing his chest at this moment!
Jiang Baiyu's eyes were like lightning, and he suddenly shot towards the black-clothed young man standing on the courtyard wall, his skin was dark, his facial features were like knives, and his eyes were like eagles, which were extremely sharp.
"Cousin Jiang Lin, this hat is really buttoned up, from the beginning to the present, you have been hiding and peeking inside the wall, your brother teased me with shit, you were silent, your brother's highly poisonous powder lured me to take it, and you were silent, now, he suffered by himself, blinded, but you immediately jumped out and slandered me for doing it? Hehe, are you really an idiot?" Jiang Baiyu sneered, he had already used his soul to detect that Jiang Lin was hiding aside, and he didn't break it.
Jiang Hai rolled on the ground in pain, and roared in pain: "Brother, he hurt it, he hurt it! I will be blind in the future, brother, you avenge me and kill this idiot waste!"
"Jiang Baiyu!!You, blinded my brother's eyes!" Jiang Lin's spear shook and pointed at Jiang Baiyu, his eyes were cold, his hatred soared to the sky, his eyes were almost crazy, and he roared to the sky: "Kneel!
"That's it, I don't argue with you, I use strong words and empty slanders, obviously he has suffered his own retribution, but he blames me, it's ridiculous. Jiang Baiyu's expression was faint, listening to Jiang Hai, even at this time, he did not sincerely repent, and killed Jiang Baiyu one by one, Jiang Baiyu no longer had any sympathy for him.
Jiang Lin didn't care about anything else, he thought it was Jiang Baiyu, and couldn't stop roaring angrily: "I said that you did it, you did it!
With the spear in hand, Jiang Lin slashed diagonally at Jiang Baiyu, and an invisible aura.
Jiang Baiyu smiled angrily, it was unreasonable!
Facing the spear that came diagonally, Jiang Baiyu's expression was slightly condensed, and he stepped on the waves to chase the wind and avoid the danger of passing, and a small tree behind him was cut off by the waist, and half of the tree fell to the ground with a bang, raising a lot of smoke and dust.
Watching Jiang Bai Feather Wolf dodge away, Jiang Lin did not hide his disdain: "Useless waste! You Lao Tzu has wasted so many financial and material resources in the clan, but you are still a waste, if I give them all, I would have already been in the realm of Juhai! Hmph! You should die! In the face of absolute force, your struggle is only in vain!"
Jiang Lin's spear was like a dragon, and a shot stabbed at Jiang Baiyu's heart.
Jiang Baiyu's expression was solemn, a sense of crisis boiled in his mind, and he could feel the danger of this shot.
However, Leng Buding, a heavy cold snort came: "How can my son kill him if you say it, you dare to kill him, I will dare to destroy you!"
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