Chapter 51: The **** Academy (16)
Su Nian found the back kitchen and threatened him with the chef's head to make a bowl of noodles for Jiang Yuhuai.
She doesn't want to be so violent, but if she doesn't violence, the chef is disobedient, and if she doesn't agree, she will cut off her head with a knife, everyone is an NPC, and they coexist peacefully...... No way.
There is no thriller worth it about peaceful coexistence.
"By the way, help me make two more strings of sugar gourds, do you want Jiang Yuhuai?"
"Yes! I'm going to have two strings too. ”
"Okay, the master will help me make four strings of sugar gourds, thank you."
Master: "......" You are still polite.
After eating, the two of them left the restaurant with two strings of sugar gourds.
As soon as they left, a staff member of the restaurant got up from the ground, broke his head that was being beaten, and wanted to cry without tears: "This evil god is finally gone, by the way, has anyone informed the dean?" ”
At this time, the woman who fell to the ground in the back raised her head from the pool of blood and vomited blood: "I, right here......"
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Xu Chen met Su Nian and Jiang Yuhuai at the staircase and hid in the stairwell without hesitation.
I couldn't see him, I couldn't see him, and when the two reached the top of the stairs, he heard them talking.
"Little secrets are not allowed on the first floor, no clothes are allowed in classes on the fourth floor, patriarchal classes are preferred on the seventh floor, and I personally prefer the classes on the eighteenth floor."
"Without him, just because I love to learn."
The voice gradually faded away, Xu Chen sneaked a probe and glanced up, probably far away, I like the eighteenth floor, go to the Tao Xingxing, don't come to him.
His small body can't bear it.
Xu Chen couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and was about to go back to class when a voice came from above his head.
"Teacher Xu, do you eat sugar gourds?"
Xu Chen's back suddenly tightened, and the hands on both sides clenched unconsciously, didn't she leave!!
Why come back!!
also asked him if he ate sugar gourds, and he didn't believe that she was so kind.
Xu Chen turned around slowly: "I don't eat, you can eat." ”
"Okay." Su Nian shrugged indifferently: "Can you help me throw away the bamboo sticks?" You also know that there are no trash cans upstairs. ”
No.
"You send it down,......" Xu Chen moved his fingers and said boldly.
"Okay, wait a minute." Su Nian handed Jiang Yuhuai the leftover bamboo stick: "Xiao Jiang, you go, say hello to Teacher Xu by the way." ”
Jiang Yuhuai held a bamboo stick in one hand and put it in his pocket in the other, went downstairs in a dashing manner, and said indifferently: "Hello Teacher Xu, please take care of me in the next few days." ”
Xu Chen: "......" They were so polite that he was a little unaccustomed to it.
"Okay, okay."
Although I don't know why she is an NPC and gets involved with the player, he Xu Chen is not a feudal person, he only hates those parents who are controlling, and he doesn't hate the big brother who has no children.
As long as they don't destroy him, kill the player.
Jiang Yuhuai nodded lightly and went upstairs.
Xu Chen's hand in front of him grabbed the bamboo stick, looking at their departing backs with a confused expression.
That's it? She doesn't do some sabotage?
It always felt unrealistic, not like hers, and then he heard the sound of the two talking.
"He is the dead pervert I told you on the road that he likes to drill the toilet bowl of the women's toilet, looking at his young age and long Si Swenwen, I didn't expect to do such a thing."
"Then you should stay away from him, especially when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom."
"Don't worry, he can't beat me."
"Well, if you have any questions, you must tell me as soon as possible, I have made countless copies, and I am quite good at teaching this kind of dead pervert."
"You've met a lot of dead perverts?"
"Of course, there are many players with good strength in the game, and no one can sanction them when they enter the game, and they have no scruples, and they have stretched out their groping hands to many weak players, of course, both men and women."
"Expand and talk about ......"
Xu Chen's face turned from red to blue, you are riding a horse and sick!
He's not a dead pervert!
Xu Chenqi's heart was beating suddenly...... Oh, he's dead, and his heart won't beat anymore.
"Click", the bamboo stick broke from the middle, Xu Chentie went to the bathroom with a blushing face, there was no trash can in the classroom, only the bathroom.
The other side.
The two talked and laughed and came to the door of the "jumping class".
Jiang Yuhuai only ate one sugar gourd, and the remaining one was solved by dividing five by two, and swallowed it.
"You go back to the classroom first, I'll go to the toilet first."
Su Nian handed him the leftover sugar gourd: "Be careful not to be attacked by NPCs. ”
Jiang Yuhuai made an "ok" gesture, their voices were not loud or small, and the windows were open and were being heard by the classmates in the classroom.
The man sitting in the first row of the classroom clamped his legs, and followed the back of Jiang Yuhuai leaving, and when he looked closely, the blue tendons on his forehead bulged, as if he was suffering great pain.
He gritted his teeth and wrote a word, and Tao Xingxing on the podium gushed endlessly with his textbook: "Bow your head is the sea of questions, and look up is the future!" ”
"Learning is not the only way out, but learning is a shortcut to success for all of you!"
"So someone has to ask, what if you don't get into college? My answer is: Eighteen years later, another hero! ”
Su Nian listened to the blood boiling all over her body as if she had been beaten with chicken blood, and she sincerely admired: "Teacher Tao, what you said is so good!" ”
She found a vacant seat and sat down, raised her arms high, and said in a sonorous voice: "If there is no life to win by lying down, then stand up and run hard!" ”
Tao Xingxing bowed his head and looked at the dazzling light in the sky: "We all have to run to a place where there is light!" ”
No one likes to squirm and crawl in a dark corner.
He too, he longed for the light, chased the light, and finally became the light of all.
He wants to let this light be sprinkled on every parent who wants his son to become a Chan!
"Teacher, I want to go to the toilet."
A suppressed voice interrupted his imagination of the future, and he was shrouded in light, and his clean and delicate face was holy and immaculate.
"What did you say?"
The man flinched for a moment, but his physical patience was close to the limit: "I want to go to the bathroom." ”
If you don't go to the toilet again, you're about to pee your pants.
"Going to the bathroom?"
Tao Xingxing stepped off the podium, the light disappeared from him, and he indulged in obscurity: "You want to go to the toilet?" ”
"Yes, yes, I didn't have time to ...... at noon"
"Didn't have time?" Tao Xingxing repeated his words word by word, he smiled suddenly, with a bit of gloom on his face: "Is it uncomfortable?" ”
The middle-aged man had a bad heart, so he quickly changed his words: "I'm sorry, I'm not going." ”
His face was dark, his facial features were sharp, and his distorted face became a provocation in Tao Xingxing's eyes.
He hates students who don't put their minds on their studies the most!
"How can you not go?" Tao Xingxing's face changed suddenly, and he said empathetically: "Go ahead, the door of the bathroom will always be open for you." ”
His words seem to have a magical power, which makes people unconsciously feel calm.
"Really?"
Tao Xingxing gave a positive answer: "Of course! ”
The man's face was happy, he was uncomfortable, he couldn't control himself when he moved a little bigger, he moved out step by step, and when he saw that he was about to move to the door, the top of his head suddenly hurt.
- A stick to the back of his head.
(End of chapter)