Chapter 447: Uncle Shi, Good News, You're a Father [15100 Monthly Pass Supplement]
Xiao Yu and the killing monk were still kneeling.
They felt unworthy to stand and speak with the Great Sage of Peace.
If it weren't for the three burial mages walking far ahead, they didn't feel worthy of getting up.
Xiao Yu sighed with emotion: "Great Sage, your mouth can simply bring the dead to life. ”
Ji Changsheng said modestly: "It's over, this is my Houtu sister's ability." Having said that, Xiaoyu, you are also pregnant. ”
With a "poof", Xiao Yu knelt on the ground again.
"Great Sage, Yu has a son."
This time it was Ji Changsheng's turn to be speechless.
Old Demon Yu didn't know the relationship between the Great Sage of Flat Accounts and Ji Changsheng, and only thought that the Great Sage of Flat Accounts was Ji Changsheng's henchman.
But Yu Lao Mo knows his son.
If he dares to give birth to a small child, he will definitely give birth to that child and let him die twice.
Ji Changsheng wanted to say Xiaoyu, you think too much, you don't have a son at all.
But he endured.
Ignoring Xiao Yu's struggle, Ji Changsheng said to the killing monk: "There is also Ling, you have to get pregnant together, you can't just let the teacher be embarrassed, otherwise the teacher will be unhappy, and you will all be very troublesome." ”
The old monk's face also began to turn red, but he gritted his teeth and nodded.
He felt that what the Great Sage of Ping'an said was right, the Third Burial Master was pregnant, if his stomach didn't bulge, what if the Third Burial Master didn't like him?
To serve a saint is to know how to sacrifice oneself.
Besides, there's the Fountain of Birth.
The killing monk felt that it was not a big problem.
It's better to lose face than to lose your life.
After passing the inner level, the killing monk also persuaded Xiao Yu in turn: "It's just a skin, don't care." ”
Xiaoyu: "...... I'm not afraid of losing face, I'm afraid that my son will be jealous. ”
The killing monk was a little strange: "Could it be that Ling Lang is very powerful?" ”
Xiaoyu: "...... It's not ordinary. ”
The killer monk became more and more curious: "How powerful can it be?" ”
Xiao Yu looked at the Great Sage and said sincerely: "Maybe it's a little more powerful than the Great Sage." ”
He regarded the Great Sage of Flat Accounts as Ji Changsheng's black glove, and of course he felt that his son was superior.
Ji Changsheng had one thing to say: "It's okay, your son will definitely not be jealous." Besides, only the teacher will give birth to the child, you don't have to give birth. ”
After a pause, Ji Changsheng added: "Don't worry, I will also drink the water of the Zimu River." We share blessings and hardships. ”
Hearing Ji Changsheng say this, Xiao Yu and the killing monk were moved.
They didn't expect that the Great Sage of Equalization would advance and retreat with them.
The three burial mages in front of him were also moved.
"Apprentice, you are really a good person, I shouldn't suspect that you want to see it as a joke."
Three minutes later.
After drinking the water of the Zimu River, the third burial mage raised his hand and gave himself a slap.
"I'm so stupid, really, why would I believe you monkey."
He and Xiao Yu killed the monk and drank the water of the Zimu River.
But Ji Changsheng didn't drink it.
just used "Yaoguang Luo Fantasy" to create an illusion that he also drank water, so Xiaoyu and the killing monk didn't find out.
Only he found out.
Ji Changsheng patiently explained: "Teacher, I'm here to protect everyone's safety. What if we get pregnant together and a monster strikes, and we all get hit? ”
The Third Burial Mage pointed at Ji Changsheng tremblingly, and then his belly quickly grew.
Ji Changsheng had already started recording at this time.
And added: "The teacher is calm and don't be impatient, the disciple will let the guide know that the child in this belly is his." ”
Third Burial Master: "......"
It hurts a little bit to say it or not.
On the other side, Xiao Yu and the killing monk had already exhaled in pain:
"Abdominal pain!"
"It hurts so much!"
Ji Changsheng spread his hands and said: "Teacher, you see, the reason why I don't drink the water of the Zimu River is because I want to keep my body intact and leave it for you to be a nanny." If it weren't for me, you would really be killed. ”
The water of the Zimu River can directly make a man pregnant, and this creation alone knows how against the sky.
Of course, Ji Changsheng didn't dare to drink indiscriminately.
Besides, none of them have experience in such a thing as having children.
Ji Changsheng didn't want to have this kind of experience either.
This kind of blessing should be left to the teacher and others to enjoy.
He was born to "suffer."
The Three Burial Mages can't wait to kill this monkey right now.
But he also felt abdominal pain.
If he doesn't enter Daluo, he can't be immune to the effect of the Zimu River.
"It's like Pangu's means, and it seems to ignore the realm supernatural powers."
Cold sweat appeared on the forehead of the Third Burial Master.
"Splash monkey, find a way to relieve this abdominal pain."
Ji Changsheng didn't tease the three burial mages again.
It's not good to make the teacher angry.
He looked left and right, and then reassured: "The people of the daughter country must have experience, I will go to find a native of the daughter country and ask them." ”
A moment later, Ji Changsheng took the three burial mages and them to a village.
There was an old woman at the door of the cottage, sitting on a straw mound.
Ji Changsheng opened his eyes to confirm that this old woman was not the embodiment of great power, and then stepped forward and asked: "Mother-in-law, the poor monk is from the Tang Dynasty, and my master is the imperial brother of the Tang Dynasty." Because I crossed the river and ate the river water, I had abdominal pain, is there a way to relieve it? ”
The mother-in-law began to laugh when she heard this, and only after laughing did she say: "This is the Xiliang Women's Country, and our country is full of women, and there are no men. The river that your master eats is called the Mother and Zi River, and after eating the water, you will have abdominal pain and a baby. Three days later, I went to the Yingyang Pavilion to shine by the water. If there are two shadows, a child is born. Your master ate the water of the Zimu River, and it became fetal gas, and he was going to give birth in two days, and abdominal pain was inevitable and there was no cure. ”
Ji Changsheng gave the Third Burial Mage a compassionate look.
Teacher, ask for your own blessings.
The pain of childbirth is inevitably normal.
Let the dear teacher experience what it is like to be a woman in advance.
In this way, when you become a Buddha mother in the future, you will be able to master it easily.
Anyway, the saint has a strong tolerance, although it may be that the saint hasn't felt pain for a long time.
The matter of the Zimu River, including the Falling Birth Spring, Ji Changsheng had already known in advance. But since you want to find trouble with Ruyi True Immortal, of course, if you have to act step by step, otherwise it will be unjustifiable.
So Ji Changsheng continued to ask: "Mother-in-law, do you have a doctor here?" I went to buy an abortion pill and ate it, so that my master would not suffer from childbirth. ”
The old woman said, "Even if there is medicine, it will not help, and the water of our Zimu River is very spiritual." If you want to have a tire, there is only one way. There is a Xie Yang Mountain in the south direction, there is a broken hole in the mountain, and there is a fetal spring in the hole. As long as you drink a sip of the water from the fetal spring, you can relieve the fetal gas and return to normal. But now there is no water, before there came a Taoist, claiming to be a true immortal, the broken hole was changed into a juxian nunnery, protecting the spring water of the fetus, and refusing to give it to others. If you want water, you have to pay a lot of money. ”
The chivalrous and righteous sage of settling accounts instantly became furious: "Isn't this a monopoly on the abortion business? It just doesn't make sense. ”
The old woman shook her head: "It's not just a fetal business, from Zimu River to Jieyang Mountain, all the food, clothing, housing and transportation along the way are all covered by the Ruyi True Immortal, and the Ruyi True Immortal is already one of the top few richest people in our daughter country in just a few years." ”
The Great Sage of Settlement became more and more angry: "With such a black heart, this thief deserves to die." ”
I don't share the heavens with sin, unless there is a background to sin.
Coincidentally, the backstage of Ruyi True Immortal is the Bull Demon King.
The Bull Demon King is here in the Immortal Emperor, and it is a dish.
It's just that you want to eat beef one day.
The green cow essence is pitted, who cares about a big white cow.
Ji Changsheng said: "Teacher, you wait here for a while, wait for me to get water." ”
The Third Burial Master didn't want to say a word, waved his hand in disgust, and motioned for Ji Changsheng to hurry up.
He was going to give birth to this child.
So, of course, I don't drink the water from the fountain.
Ji Changsheng didn't care about the disrespect of this unfilial master, and left the place with a somersault cloud.
The old woman was taken aback, and only then did she know that these guys dressed as monks were masters.
Although there is no shortage of high-ranking people in the country, and they often see them, people are stronger in cultivation after all. After the Great Sage of the Flat Account revealed his hand, the three burial mages immediately received a huge courtesy, and they will not mention it for the time being.
Let's say that Ji Changsheng saw a mountain blocking the corner of the clouds in an instant, he immediately stopped, looked ahead, and saw a good mountain, so good that even ordinary people who don't know the goods can see at a glance that this place must be a blessed land.
After admiring the mountain scenery for a second, Ji Changsheng immediately saw a village courtyard in the shade, and suddenly heard the sound of dogs barking.
Ji Changsheng went down the mountain, went to the village, and saw the small bridge leading to the living water, and the hut leaning on the green mountain. The village dog falls on the fence, and the ghost returns himself.
Then a Taoist came into Ji Changsheng's eyes, the Taoist sat cross-legged on the greenery, and took the initiative to salute after seeing Ji Changsheng: "Who is coming?" What advice does Zhixiaoan have? ”
It's polite.
Ji Changsheng, who was about to call the door to find trouble, also had to explain according to his temperament: "The poor monk is a person who learned scriptures from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, because my master accidentally drank the water of the Zimu River, and now his abdomen is painful and swollen. When asked about the locals, they said that there was no cure for fetal gas. I visited the Po'er Cave in Jieyang Mountain and there is a fetal spring that can eliminate the fetal gas, so I came to meet the Ruyi True Immortal, ask for some spring water, rescue the master, and be tired of the old Taoist guidance. ”
The Taoist smiled: "This is the Po'er Cave, and now it has been changed to Juxian Nunnery." It's also a coincidence, I am the eldest apprentice of the Ruyi True Immortal Master. What's your name? I'll let you know. ”
The Great Sage of Flat Account said sincerely: "My surname is killing, and it is called killing Ruyi." ”
The Taoist complexion changed slightly.
Seeing that Ji Changsheng was not carrying gold and silver treasures around him, he finally reacted: "Are you here to find trouble?" ”
Ji Changsheng smiled.
It's good, that's what I want.
"It's not that I'm troublesome with your Ruyi True Immortal, but that all the people of the daughter country can no longer endure the exploitation of the Ruyi old thief."
Ji Changsheng was righteous and awe-inspiring, and his voice shook the four wilds: "Pregnancy and abortion are the rights that every person in the daughter country should have, and this power should not be used by some careerists for personal gain." Ruyi old thief, won't your conscience hurt when you earn this kind of black-hearted money? ”
This is more or less what Ji Changsheng said in his heart.
There are many ways to make money.
The sea of stars, the universe is boundless, and there are more things worth pursuing.
Why do you have to toss around with ordinary people's wallets?
Can't you pursue it a little?
There is no shame in making money, but it is shameful to make black money.
After standing at a certain height, the resource mobilization of all parties has far exceeded that of ordinary people, and then competing with ordinary people for profits is very low in Ji Changsheng's opinion.
After the Heavenly Saint Sect was reorganized by Ji Lao Mo, they all rushed to serve ordinary people.
has arrived at the Flood Desolate Immortal Realm, and the Ruyi True Immortal, including the Bull Demon King behind him, actually earns this kind of black-hearted money.
It's too much of a loss.
Not at all like the master behind them.
Although Lao Jun indulged his subordinates, he only studied alchemy and refining tools, and always rushed to study the most cutting-edge "high-tech".
This group of affiliated forces of Tushi Palace didn't even learn the fur of Lao Jun.
The Great Sage of Flat Account was furious and used his mana, so the Ruyi True Immortal inside was naturally shaken.
He quickly appeared, Ji Changsheng raised his eyes and looked at it, and found that Ruyi True Immortal's appearance was very good:
Wearing a star crown and flying colorful, wearing a golden robe red. The cloud shoes under the feet are splendid, and the treasure belt around the waist is exquisite. A pair of Najin Lingbo socks, half-exposed skirt and embroidered velvet. Holding a wishful gold hook in his hand, the sharp rod is as long as a python dragon. The phoenix's eyes are bright and the eyebrows are erect, and the steel teeth are sharp and the mouth is red. The forehead is like a fire, and the sideburns are red and the hair is short and fluffy.
"You are the true immortal of Ruyi?"
Ruyi True Immortal rushed out with momentum, originally planning to raise the teacher to ask for guilt.
But after seeing the appearance of the Great Sage, the Ruyi True Immortal instantly came to his knees.
knelt directly in front of Ji Changsheng.
"I've seen the Great Sage."
Ji Changsheng: "......"
.
This guy's kneeling speed is the same as that of those old devils of the Heavenly Saint Sect.
"You know me?"
Ruyi True Immortal breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly explained: "Great Sage, I am the younger brother of the Western Mighty Bull Demon King. You once bowed to my eldest brother, and I have seen your heroic appearance in the heavenly palace from my eldest brother, and I have always admired you very much. ”
patted the sycophants of the great sage on his mouth, and Ruyi Zhenxian complained in his heart, Lao Tzu does the black-hearted business of abortion, of course, you must know who can offend and who can't.
The water in the daughter country is very deep.
Although Ruyi True Immortal is the younger brother of the Bull Demon King, he doesn't dare to be careless at all.
It's no problem to make some black money, but if you are arrogant, you don't know whether you live or die.
If you really talk about it, the background of the daughter country is much more than his.
Therefore, Ruyi Zhenxian is actually very tactful.
Ji Changsheng frowned and said, "This is not easy to do." ”
"It's easy to do, Great Sage, whatever you want to do, I'll do it for you right away."
Ruyi Zhenxian behaved very well-behaved.
Although the Bull Demon King's evaluation of the Great Sage of Flat Accounts is not very good, and his impression of the Great Sage of Flat Accounts is not very good, but Ruyi True Immortal knows very well that he will definitely not be able to beat the Great Sage of Flat Accounts.
Not to mention, there is also a three-burial mage behind the Great Sage of Ping's account, which is the reincarnation of a saint.
The other monsters all wanted to eat the meat of the Three Burial Mages, but Ruyi True Immortal was the younger brother of the Bull Demon King, and he knew the severity, so he didn't have the idea of eating the flesh of the saint at all.
I don't have that qualification, and I know how high and thick the sky is.
If you really go to Xiao Xiang, it is also the Bull Demon King who goes to Xiao Xiang.
Ruyi True Immortal can still hold it himself.
When the apprentice of Ruyi True Immortal heard his master admit this, he also hurriedly told Ji Changsheng's request to Ruyi True Immortal.
After hearing this, Ruyi True Immortal breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
"It turned out that I drank the water of the Zimu River by mistake, and the matter was simple. Great Sage, how much fetal spring water do you want, just open your mouth, even if the entire fetal spring is emptied, I have no opinion, the eldest brother has always wanted to renew the old relationship with you, and you can't hurt the friendship between our two families because of a fountain. ”
Ji Changsheng raised his eyebrows and glanced at Ruyi True Immortal seriously.
This guy is really a demon talent.
No wonder he was entrusted with a heavy task by the Bull Demon King and sent to his daughter country to take charge of the abortion business.
With these words alone, you can already see the seven tricks of the Ruyi True Immortal.
It's a pity that he met Ji Lao Mo.
Ji Lao Mo slapped him, slapping half of Ruyi True Immortal's face.
"Bastard, I kindly asked you for the spring water for the abortion, why did you refuse?"
Ruyi True Immortal was suddenly beaten, and he didn't react yet. Hearing the question of the Great Sage of Flat Accounts again, he was instantly stunned.
Refuse?
Where did the rejection come from?
"Great Sage, is there a misunderstanding? I am willing to give the water of the spring of birth to ...... hands."
Before Ruyi Zhenxian finished speaking, Ji Changsheng slapped it again.
"Bastard, you dare to quibble."
Syllable!
This was followed by another slap in the face.
"You dare to step out of the door with your left foot first, who gave you this guts?"
Syllable!
"You dare to look directly at this great sage, do you want to conspire to frame him?"
Rumble!
The Ruyi True Immortal finally broke out.
"Monkey, don't deceive people too much."
Is there such a bully?
Ruyi True Immortal trembled with anger.
He gave enough face to settle the account, and this monkey actually framed him in turn, and he couldn't bear it.
Ji Changsheng corrected: "Of course you can't deceive people too much, but you are a demon." ”
If the younger brother of the Bull Demon King is a human, the Bull Demon King's father is in danger.
Ruyi True Immortal's face became more and more ugly: "Monkey, do you really want to be my enemy?" ”
"What are you?" Ji Changsheng said disdainfully: "This great sage is doing the right thing for heaven to eradicate your demon who is in the abortion business." For the sake of the people of my daughter's country, for the sake of my pregnant teacher, watch the stick. ”
"Wow, you deceive me too much, monkey, you are looking for death."
The eight-sided exquisite temperament of the Ruyi True Immortal couldn't help Ji Lao Mo from being so provocative, so that he could beat it with a handful of Ruyi golden hooks.
Ji Changsheng waited for the Ruyi True Immortal to make the first move, and then he fought back.
Three times five divided by two, and the Ruyi True Immortal was beaten half to death.
Then he looked at the trembling Ruyi True Immortal Great Apprentice.
"What did you just see?"
The Taoist wanted to speak and stopped, and he didn't dare to say a word.
Ji Changsheng taught: "I came to find the Ruyi True Immortal to get a rebirth spring water, and the Ruyi True Immortal asked for a lot of money but couldn't, and I was angry and attacked me." I defended myself and beat Ruyi Jin Xian half to death, right? ”
The Taoist nodded like pounding garlic.
"Very good, just send a message to the Bull Demon King according to this statement, and let the Bull Demon King apologize to me. By the way, remember to remind the Bull Demon King, because the Ruyi True Immortal delayed not giving the abortion spring water, my master's third burial mage gave birth, and let the Bull Demon King weigh it himself. ”
Ji Changsheng did not contact the Bull Demon King personally.
Because he was going to contact another great power personally.
found the name of the receiver from the address book, and Ji Changsheng gave the message:
"Uncle Shi, good news, you are a father. My mother is my teacher, is she surprised, surprised? ”
Lingshan.
The guide looked confused.
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